The sky was dark, and the two didn't dare to use flashlights, and walked all the way towards Maas Village in the dark.Li Jingshun's home is just outside the village of Maas, and there is a lonely room.For people like him, the neighbors were reluctant to deal with him, and there were few people in the village to talk to him, so he had no choice but to move outside the village."
Li Yang, it's in front, look at that grove, it leads to Peilin Avenue, let's go into the forest after we smoke it, and then gather on Peilin Avenue."
Ding Han pointed to a bungalow not far away and grinned, and the smile was a little obscene.Li Yang followed Ding Han's finger and saw that a bungalow not far in front of him was lit, with the forest on the left and a wide peanut field on the right."
Brother Ding, got it."
After discerning the direction, Li Yang immediately nodded."
Let's go, then."
Ding Han tightened the rattan in his hand and touched it first.Li Yang also smiled and followed.The two came to Li Jingshun's courtyard, the fence was not high, Ding Han discussed it with Li Yang, and then held Li Yang up and let him see the situation inside.After Li Yang came up, he cautiously looked at everything in the room.In the hall of the house, Li Jingshun was drinking wine with his head down, scolding from time to time.Li Yang couldn't hear what he was scolding clearly, but looking at Li Jingshun's expression, it didn't look like a good thing."
Li Yang has seen it clearly, I can't stand it."
Ding Hantuo was a little struggling to hold Li Yang, and hurriedly reminded him."
Alright, Brother Ding."
After receiving the reply, Ding Han slowly put Li Yang down."
What's the matter, what is Li Jingshun doing?"
Ding Han asked breathlessly."
He was drinking and scolding his mother in the house."
When Ding Han heard this, he immediately scolded: "This bastard must be scolding me, no wonder I keep sneezing." ”Li Yang couldn't help but laugh and said, "Brother Ding, how can you believe this, it's normal to sneeze." ”"You kid is laughing, let's go according to the plan."
Dinghan said and prepared to do it.But as soon as he stood up, he was immediately pressed by Li Yang."
Brother Ding, the original plan is no longer working, we have to change."
According to the previous plan, he scolded directly at the door, angered Li Jingshun, and beat him up again when he came out.But Li Yang has observed the surroundings, although Li Jingshun's home is lonely, there are still a few neighbors not far away, if the scolding is too loud, it will definitely cause the surrounding neighbors to come to see the excitement."
What a change, I can't wait."
Ding Han rubbed his hands, his voice extremely excited."
Don't get excited, you let me think."
Li Yang pondered for a moment, and his eyes suddenly fixed on the bricks not far away."
Yes, Brother Ding, let's be direct, I guarantee that Li Jingshun will be furious and chase him out."
Ding Han's eyes suddenly widened when he heard this: "What, it's so direct, what are we going to do." ”"It's very simple, have you seen these bricks, let's pick up a few pieces and greet Li Jingshun's window, think about smashing a few windows, do you think he will be angry?"
Li Yang said that he couldn't hold back and laughed first."
Good way, Li Yang, you are really a dog-headed military strategist, oh bah, baa, you are a good strategist.""
Brother Ding, you're not kind."
Li Yang glared at Ding Han, he almost didn't scold his mother like that.Ding Han hurriedly smiled: "Unintentional, we have no culture, and our mouth is rough." ”"Okay, let's take action and add vegetables to Li Jingshun's wine."
Li Yang said and went down directly to pick up bricks.Dinghan followed.After a while, a dozen bricks were placed in front of me.Ding Han picked up two pieces and weighed them in his hand: "Li Yang, which direction are we going to greet you??"
”"Left."
Almost as soon as Li Yang's words fell, the brick in Ding Han's hand slapped over.There was a loud bang inside, but not the sound of the windowpane, but the sound of plates falling to the ground.Outside the "hahaha" wall, Ding Han and Li Yang almost didn't laugh."
Bastard, bastard, bastard" Li Jingshun in the room was stunned for more than ten seconds before jumping up.Just now he was enjoying himself and was about to pick up some side dishes.Suddenly, a brick flew over, almost against the door of his head, blowing his hair up, smashing the frisbee plate, so frightened that his soul flew and his chopsticks fell to the ground.As soon as these words fell, a few more bricks whistled.Bang bang bang bang window glass shattered, so angry that Li Jingshun smoked from his seven holes."
AhhLi Jingshun's face was hideous, for safety, he found a hard hat to put on, then pulled up the flat pole and rushed out.In a fit of rage, his leg was no longer lame, and he ran faster than an athlete."
Come out, get ready."
Listening to the footsteps, Ding Han immediately reminded.Li Yang nodded and immediately hid his body.They all know that Li Jingshun, who is angry, will never come out empty-handed, so they must hide it, take advantage of Li Jingshun's unpreparedness, give him a critical blow, and then beat him hard.Li Jingshun rushed out of the door, and when he saw that the surroundings were empty, he suddenly jumped like thunder again, carrying a flat pole everywhere."
Bastard, don't let me catch you, or I'll break the dog's legs."
Li Jingshun had a gloomy face, and scolded with a look of insulting the flat burden.After dozens of strokes, Li Jingshun seemed to be tired, turned around and walked back."
Good opportunity."
Li Yang smiled, and quietly touched it with a rattan stick.Li Jingshun still didn't know that he was following people, and continued to scold all the way back.Syllable!!
The rattan was pulled out fiercely and slashed at Li Jingshun's back, and the sharp hook pierced in, which immediately made him tremble in pain, and his body flew out."
Good opportunity."
Ding Han grinned, rushed over and took Li Jingshun's flat pole away, and then pulled the rattan down."
AhhLi Jingshun hunched his body, like a boiled prawn, and kept twitching."
I'm your uncle."
Li Yang scolded, and the rattan pumped harder."
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Yes, we're all his uncles."
Ding Han smiled coldly and smoked even more happily, and his heart was indescribably smooth.For a while, Li Jingshun cried wolf, and after a draft between the two, he had no power to fight back at all.Ten minutes later, all the surrounding houses were lit up.Seeing this, Ding Han and Li Yang immediately stopped, and then ran into the woods.After a while, the surrounding neighbors rushed over, and when they saw that it was Li Jingshun covered in thorns, they all grinned kindly.Li Jingshun was already dying, and when he heard the laughter of his neighbors, he immediately scolded his mother directly.When the neighbors heard these unpleasant words, they all left, but none of them helped him up.On this side of Peilin Avenue, after Ding Han and Li Yang gathered, they laughed heartily."
This stir-fried pork head meat is fragrant enough, Li Jingshun estimates that he will not be able to get out of bed for a week, it is estimated that he can only sleep on his stomach this week, and I will focus on taking care of his buttocks."
Ding Han laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes."
I guess it's enough to choke on my stomach, and I also focus on my thighs.""
Yes, if such a person doesn't smoke him, he won't have a long memory, this time we can be quiet for a while, I hope he will be honest in the future, otherwise he will be invited to eat the fried pork head meat."
The two laughed enough and went home.