Li Sangou got up and his face was covered with firecracker paper, and his two sausage-like lips were covered with blood and sand."
Oh damn it, I've been unlucky for three years by being hit on the head with a broom, damn stinky mother-in-law, I must stink your reputation."
Li Sangou wiped off the sand and cursed.A few minutes later, he arrived at the village chief's house at the end of the village.At the door of the village chief's house, Li Yaoyang and Li Jingzhu were already waiting for him.When I saw Li Sangou coming over, I knew that the matter had failed."
Three dogs, don't you say yes?"
Li Jingzhu asked without giving up."
This stinky woman not only didn't agree, but also hit Lao Tzu with a broom, and she must be made famous."
Li Sangou said viciously."
Yes, we must make her famous, when the time comes, it will stink her reputation, no one will dare to ask for her, and then our opportunity will come."
Li Yaoyang followed and said."
Then what are you waiting for, let's go in and borrow the horn."
Li Jingzhu said and walked in first.Li Sangou and Li Yaoyang followed closely.Li San, the village chief, was drinking a little wine in the courtyard, and when he saw three old bastards coming in, he suddenly didn't have a good face.The reputation of the three of them is already completely stinky in Lijia Village, and no one has a good face when they see it, besides, Li Sangou, a bastard, has also teased his daughter-in-law, if he has a good face, then it will be hell."
Village Chief."
Li Jingzhu rubbed his hands and leaned over with an obscene expression.Li San looked at him coldly: "It's the New Year, don't feel uncomfortable, I just came back from Shaolin Temple, and the mighty King Kong leg can kill you at any time." ”Burst!!!
The three old dogs were flushed, and they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.Anyway, Li Sandu is seventy years old, and he still plays strong King Kong legs, isn't this, can you put your legs too high or two.But now they have a request for Li San, so they can only hold back and dare not laugh."
What do you mean, don't believe me or do you want to laugh at me?"
Li San asked coldly.Li Sangou waved his hand again and again: "Village chief, we didn't mean that, so we rushed at your village chief's reputation, saying that you would be in a golden bell and iron cloth shirt, what about us coming here this time to borrow something from you?"
”Li San didn't want to wave his hand directly: "Get out, there's nothing to borrow." ”He knows better than anyone what the character of these three dogs is, and if he lends them something, it is equivalent to a bun beating a dog, and there is no return.Li Jingzhu suddenly became angry, and roared directly: "Li San, what do you mean, as the village chief, you are so stingy, you can't borrow something?"
”"What, do you want to practice a few tricks with me?
Believe it or not, I'm kicking you to death with your mighty adamant legs, daring to yell at me, I think you're trying to find a fight. ”Li San did not back down at all, and when the words fell, he directly stood up and set up a position.The corners of Li Sangou's mouth twitched, and they had to stand there and be too lazy to take care of Li San.But when a voice was heard in the house, Li San's three sons immediately walked out.Seeing that it was Li Sangou and the others, they immediately picked up the hammer in the yard.Especially Li Chong, Li San's second son, he rushed directly into the kitchen and picked up a kitchen knife, which still had slices of meat sticking to it.Li Sangou had molested his wife, and now he dared to come to the door, and the anger in his heart immediately rose.When Li Sangou and the three of them saw such a posture, their legs trembled."
Dad, what do these three dogs want to do?"
Li Chong asked coldly."
They want to see your dad's mighty legs, oh no, it's borrowing."
Li San was obviously drunk, and he bit his tongue when he spoke."
Get out, I'll count three times, if you don't get out, I'll chop you alive right away."
Li Chong raised a kitchen knife and rushed over directly."
Three."
At the same time as the words fell, Li Chong's kitchen knife slashed directly at Li Sangou's side.Li Sangou was so frightened that he peed his pants, he didn't want his slippers, he ran faster than a rabbit, and his pants were wet."
Bastard, run a little slower and hack you alive."
Li Chong and the others couldn't hold back their laughter.The three old fellows almost ran out of breath and finally stopped in a haystack."
Bastard, he actually cheated and shouted three at the beginning."
Li Sangou's face turned black into carbon, and he couldn't breathe when he ran."
Sangou, now Li San doesn't borrow the horn, what are we going to do?"
Li Jing asked with a sigh of relief."
What's the matter, isn't there a horn, can't we stink Wang Lihua's reputation, isn't there a big gong over there, let's go over and carry it out and knock and shout, go around the village, I don't believe the neighbors will not hear."
Li Yaoyang said.Li Sangou nodded: "Yes, just do what Yaoyang said." ”After the three of them finished discussing, they immediately ran to the ancestral hall.Coincidentally, when the three of them rushed to the ancestral hall, they happened to meet Li Sishui worshipping the ancestors, and when they saw the three of them, Li Sishui's face immediately became gloomy."
The bastard wants to come to the ancestral hall to steal things again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu greeted you grandsons with the Overlord Fist?"
Li Sishui's voice was extremely cold, and he directly rolled up his sleeves while speaking, looking like he was going to fight.The three old guys were so angry that the muscles on their faces twitched, and they endured it when they were angry with Li San, because it was Li San's thing, and there was no way for others to borrow it.But the things in the ancestral hall are public, and it would be too much for Li Sishui to stop them.Li Sangou completely broke out: "Li Sishui, I believe in your hammer, if you know what kind of overlord fist, Lao Tzu will have no shadow legs, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kick your balls." ”"Yo, grandson, you're still losing your temper, don't you get out?"
Li Sishui directly pulled up a wooden stick from the ancestral hall and played it."
To tell you the truth, I will fool you with the overlord fist, but I really learned this dog stick, if you don't get out, don't blame me for being unkind."
Li Sangou and the three of them vomited blood angrily, Li Sishui held a stick in his hand, and they would suffer if they really did it."
Li Sishui, this ancestral hall is a public family, why don't you let us in."
Li Jingzhu asked."
The ancestral hall is public, but you three old dogs don't have a share, and when you built the ancestral hall, you didn't pay a penny."
Li Sishui said coldly."
Who said that we didn't have the money, the sapling that died at the entrance of the ancestral hall was bought by me at the market for five cents."
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Li Sangou roared loudly."
Five cents, I'll give you a piece, hurry up and get out of the money."
Li Sishui unceremoniously took out a dollar and slapped it on Li Sangou's face."
Li Sishui, don't deceive people too much, do you want to send us three for just one dollar, let me tell you that we are people with lofty ideals, do you know that this is humiliating our noble personality, we" Snap Li Sishui took out another five cents and slapped Li Sangou on the face, interrupting his chatter."
Okay, I don't want to smoke you for the New Year, hurry up and get out of the money, don't talk about personality in front of me, a piece of five cents is enough for you to share."