Boundary, large estate.Ye Yun, who was shopping with Shangguan Mingyue and was already carrying more than a dozen bags in his hand, stopped and said leisurely: "How do the lyrics of this kind of modern type of song come from smoothly, how can you take it seriously." ”Looking at Ye Yun's words in the Manifestation Saint Group, Liu Bei's smile gradually solidified, and he thought while giving the homeless people a spoon of porridge.Princess Honglian also rushed to say: "That's right, everyone has read the "Kyushu Chronicle", this is obviously a rhetorical technique, called, called ......"
Huang Rong said: "Exaggerated." ”Princess Red Lotus said: "(??????)??
, yes, that's right, it's called exaggeration!
”The corner of Liu Bei's right mouth twitched a few times.Am I so unpopular?
How do I feel that the beauties in the group are all targeting me?
Am I not handsome?
At this time, it was just the turn of a little girl in rags, who blinked her big black and shiny eyes, and handed Liu Bei a slightly worn pottery bowl in both hands.Liu Bei raised his eyebrows, and suddenly smiled, just revealing eight teeth, he filled the little girl with porridge, and then asked: "Little sister, do you look at the big brother, am I handsome?"
”The little girl's big eyes blinked, she thought about it, looked at Liu Bei's two big ears, and then looked at the bowl full of porridge in his hand, nodded, and said timidly: "Handsome!"
”Liu Bei couldn't help laughing, handed the bowl to the little girl, and then turned his head Kaka laughed.The little girl's shoulders shook and she almost spilled the porridge, so she hurriedly took a small sip before slowly walking back.Not far away, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei looked at each other, secretly thinking, why did the eldest brother keep laughing strangely recently.After Liu Bei finished laughing, he turned his head and served porridge to the next homeless person.He regained his self-confidence, because everyone knows that children don't lie!
Since children say that they are handsome, they must be handsome!
Liu Bei was serving porridge and thinking, since I am so handsome, why do those beauties still scold me so much?
Don't......
Are they trying to get my attention?
Liu Bei seemed to have found a suitable reason, he said in the group: "@叶韵, you are now in the realm of the earth, and it is also a modern society, but there are also unscientific existences such as Dou Soul Guard, so why do you think that the author of "Little Apple" can't pick the stars and take the moon?"
”Ye Yun's beautiful face condensed, and her temperament became more and more cold, which made the men who peeked at Ye Yun around her feel that she was a real goddess.There is silence in the Epiphany.Huang Rong supported her chin with her hands, her eyes turned around strangely, and she suddenly smiled: "The white hair is three thousand zhang, and the fate is like a long one."
I don't know where to get the autumn frost in the mirror.Uncle Huang, what do you think of Li Bai's poem?
”Princess Honglian said: "The white hair is three thousand zhang, that is, the white hair is about ten kilometers long, and Datang is an ordinary world, how can anyone have such long hair?"
If so, how tall is this person?
How much do you have to eat for three meals a day?
You still say it's not an exaggeration?
”Liu Bei made a quick movement with his left hand and right hand, quickly serving porridge and handing porridge, and all kinds of ideas in his mind began to explode violently, half a sound, he said: "After so many things, many myths may be facts now, saying that Pangu opened the world, I don't know how high it is."
Then someone with gray hair is 10,000 meters long, maybe she also has long hair. ”"Strong words!""
Strong words!""
Sophistry!"
Huang Rong's three daughters accused Liu Bei one after another, so that Yan Shisan, who was watching the play outside the scene, couldn't help but shake his head.Women have always been the most unreasonable existence, Xuande, you still want to convince them, that will only lead to one result.- Lose or lose, win and lose......
Xuande, you still have a lot to learn!
Liu Bei didn't feel ashamed of the third girl's accusation, only to see him continue: "The dangerous building is a hundred feet high, and you can pick the stars with your hands.I dare not raise my voice, for fear of frightening the people in heaven. ”"Dapeng rises with the wind one day and soars up to 90,000 miles.If the wind stops, it can still be dusted but the water is clear.When people saw me Hengshu, they all sneered when they heard Yu Dayan.Xuan's father can still be afraid of the next generation, and her husband is not young. ”What do these two Li Bai poems illustrate?
It shows that there are immortals in the Tang Dynasty where Li Bai is located, as well as its incomparably large Peng Bird, which also shows that the white-haired three thousand zhang also exists. ”Liu Bei showed a satisfied smile, fortunately there is "Kyushu Chronicle", otherwise I wouldn't be able to find all Li Bai's poems.Huang Rong said faintly: "Since Datang is so strong, how can Datang be replaced by my Da Song?"
”Princess Red Lotus said, "That's right, Uncle Huang, how do you explain it?"
”Liu Bei didn't think about it, and said: "This is called the principle that one thing descends to one thing, and yin and yang are mutually reinforcing." ”Huang Rong said: "Then why have I lived in the Great Song Dynasty for so long, and I have never heard of the immortals and seen the Dapeng?"
”Liu Bei said: "They like to be free and go somewhere else.Just because you haven't heard of it and haven't seen it doesn't mean you haven't, right?
”The group was silent, as if everyone had been persuaded by Liu Bei.Suddenly, Huang Rong said faintly: "You're right, I may live in a fake Great Song ......"
Princess Honglian said: "Hmph ( ̄ー ̄)" Liu Ming looked at Liu Bei, who was fighting with his tongue, and couldn't help but sigh secretly, you said that the chopsticks brothers were so powerful, do they know it themselves?
…… After Liu Bei persuaded Huang Rong and the others, the Manifest Saint Group fell into an eerie silence.Time passed, and the sun gradually sank into the mountains.Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei also ended today's soup kitchen.The three of them went back to the Yuelai Inn together, and along the way, the news of Zhou Jian, the son of the county order, was still hot.The people who eat melons seem to be powerful and well-informed, they not only know who the person who treated Zhou Jian is, but also know that after that person treats Zhou Jian, he himself has also been plotted."
After talking about it for so long, who is this knight?"
Not far from Liu Bei's three people, there were also three or five men walking and swaggering."
Hey, it doesn't matter who he is, he did a good deed anyway, now I just want to know if that is a real martial arts master.""
That's right, I heard that the man was wearing a bull's head mask, and he was as fast as a ghost, and the fifty archers brought by the county commander were of no use at all.If I had the ability to do this, I would have beaten Zhou Jian too. ”"In other words, that master still doesn't accept apprentices, if he accepts apprentices, I'm willing to pay as much as I want!"
Walking all the way, listening to the discussions of others all the way, Liu Bei also felt that this chivalrous battle had received an excellent effect - the blood of the masses was awakened.......
"Bang!
”Fragments of the porcelain cup were scattered everywhere, and the warm tea was soaked all over the floor.In a certain room, the county magistrate broke a precious teacup again, his face was full of anger, and he pointed at his wife and said: "Listen, listen to what is said outside, ah, my reputation has been ruined by your mother and son."
At this time, if someone from above comes down to check, let alone Jian'er, even if it is me, our family will be doomed!
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