The steaming dog meat is sauce yellow, the color is bright, and the fragrance is fragrant, Yi Xiaochuan can't help but move his index fingers.Ignoring the heat, he picked up a piece of dog meat with his hand and took a bite."
It tastes pretty good, Fan Hao dog meat does have a hand!""
If those modern people who like to eat dog meat know that I have eaten Peixian dog meat made by the ancestor of dog meat, Fan Xu, then I can't envy them to death, hehehe!"
Yi Xiaochuan said as he chewed.After speaking, he picked up the wine bowl and took a sip, showing a smug and satisfied smile."
Hey!"
Yi Xiaochuan was patted on the shoulder, and his face changed in fright, and his smile disappeared in an instant."
Brother, I've finally caught you, see where you run this time!"
After the man finished speaking, he sat on Yi Xiaochuan's right hand.I saw that his left hand was tightly grasping Yi Xiaochuan's right hand, which was still holding dog meat, with an unhappy look on his face, as if he was very angry with Yi Xiaochuan eating alone.The man was dressed in an old gray cloth robe, and some of his hair on his forehead was braided and thrown over his shoulders, looking a little unkempt.When Fan Hao looked at it, he couldn't help but sigh again in his heart, this Liu Ji caught a foreigner to cheat again.However, Fan Hao and Liu Ji have a good relationship, and when they saw this kind of thing, they had to turn a blind eye and don't see it.The corners of Yi Xiaochuan's mouth twitched, and he tried to break free with his right hand, but was caught by Liu Ji.Who is this?
Catch me for no reason!
Did he recognize me as a wanted criminal who saved Xiang Liang, a death row inmate?
Yi Xiaochuan's complexion changed slightly, and his mind changed rapidly.Liu Ji stared at Yi Xiaochuan fiercely, as if Yi Xiaochuan wouldn't let go without giving him an explanation, and at the same time, he secretly said in his heart, let me catch a foreigner again, tonight's dinner has been settled!
Yi Xiaochuan pretended to be innocent and said in a low voice: "Big brother, you recognize the wrong person, I really don't know you." ”After speaking, Yi Xiaochuan grabbed Liu Ji's hand with his left hand, and finally broke free of Liu Ji's hand with both hands.Liu Ji looked dissatisfied and said, "How can I recognize the wrong person, I am your brother Liu!"
You don't remember me?
”Yi Xiaochuan looked at Liu Ji carefully, I really don't know him, is it really coming at me?
Why doesn't it feel right?
Liu Ji took advantage of Yi Xiaochuan's thoughts, and did not hesitate to lift the wine jug and drink it to his mouth.Such an unceremonious look as if he was really a good friend of Yi Xiaochuan.Yi Xiaochuan watched Liu Ji drink with the spout of the wine jug in his mouth, and couldn't help but twitch his face again.Damn, I can still drink it if you drink it like this?
How could I possibly know such a person?
Is it going to break the fortune and eliminate the disaster this time?
Yi Xiaochuan gestured to his face, and said with a smile: "You really recognize the wrong person, I have a public face, and people often mistake me for his relatives and friends, and some people recognize me as the person in the painting, hehehehe." ”Liu Ji leaned back with a tactic, looking like you don't look down on people, and said: "Oh, how can it be, I have good eyesight, and I will never recognize the wrong person." ”After speaking, Liu Ji seemed to glance at the wine jug inadvertently, and then said guiltily: "Oh, why did I drink alone, come on, come on, you drink too!"
”Liu Ji held the wine jug and was about to pour it on Yi Xiaochuan's wine bowl, but Yi Xiaochuan hurriedly stretched out his hands to block it."
No, no, uh, how can a jug of wine be enough?
Boss, another pot!
”Yi Xiaochuan shouted."
Okay, I'll be right here."
Fan Xu replied, immediately put down the kitchen knife in his hand, took out the wine jar from the cabinet and poured a wine jug full of wine.is another poor man who was pitted by Liu Ji.Fan Xu sighed secretly, and walked to Yi Xiaochuan's table with the wine jug.Liu Ji moved his hands together, picked up the dog meat with his left hand and put it in his mouth and bit it, and then put the dog meat in his right hand and bit it in his mouth.I just bit out my teeth and didn't really eat it.Then, Liu Ji put the bitten dog meat back into the clay pot, picked up the new dog meat and repeated the previous action.Liu Ji bit it and praised it: "Not bad, the taste is really good!"
”Yi Xiaochuan's eyes widened, and the corners of his face and mouth twitched at the same time.As if he turned a blind eye to Yi Xiaochuan, it didn't take long for half of the dog meat in the entire clay pot to be bitten by Liu Ji and stained with his saliva."
Hehehehehe" Yi Xiaochuan laughed dryly."
Oh, brother Xian, why don't you eat it?
You're welcome, come on!
”Liu Ji pushed the tile pot in front of Yi Xiaochuan."
I, I usually eat less, I'm full......"
"Big brother, if you want to eat, you can eat it all, don't waste it."
Yi Xiaochuan pushed the clay pot in front of Liu Ji, looking like I was really full.Liu Ji leaned back again and said, "How embarrassing is this?"
That's it, next time I'll please, say okay, that's it. ”"Okay, big brother, listen to you!"
Yi Xiaochuan was really convinced, and secretly thought that this time it should be regarded as a disaster to eliminate the disaster, but I really want to forget something.…… The Holy Fold.Princess Honglian said: "Does this person really know Yi Xiaochuan, his food looks so disgusting!"
If it were this princess, cut off his head in minutes!
”Huang Rong said: "No matter how you look at this person, he looks like a liar, and Yi Xiaochuan seems to be a very good deceitful Yazi." ”Liu Bei agreed: "That's right, think about the test of the group leader, and then look at the face, needless to say, this person must be a liar."
However, he didn't seem to react, if he failed this test, wouldn't it be ......"
Thinking back to the world he lived in since childhood, Yan Shisan couldn't help but say: "The world over there is okay, and it's not bad to stay there and start a family and live a good life." ”Princess Honglian said: "Uncle Yan is a man with a story. ”Listening to this naughty and cute tone, Yan Shisan really couldn't cry or laugh.Liu Bei said: "That's right, Yi Xiaochuan and Xiang Yu are sworn brothers, if he is willing to help Xiang Yu, when Qin Shihuang dies, the world will be able to get it, and at that time he can really be said to be above ten thousand people under one person."
Even if he doesn't fight, with his advanced knowledge, he can still live smoothly in ancient times, and he can also have three wives and four concubines and obey him, which is like being chased and beaten by his girlfriend in modern times, and he is still controlled everywhere. ”Although Yan Shisan didn't think of this before, he also agreed with Liu Bei's statement.Lu Su couldn't help but say: "Lord of the group, Gongzi Yi is too pitiful, otherwise, remind him." ”Princess Honglian and other female members of the group burst out with sympathy and agreed with Lu Su's point of view.Liu Mingdao: "Good!
”......Actually, I'm full, too, Fan, come on, pack for me." ”Liu Ji suddenly turned his head and shouted.Yi Xiaochuan's eyelids jumped wildly, can he still be like this?
Fan Hao walked over, holding dried lotus leaves and rice stalks in his hands, and wrapped the dog meat and tied it up in three or two clicks."
Brother Xian, I'll say it, I'll invite you next time, let's go, there will be a date later" Liu Bei mentioned the dog meat, nodded with satisfaction, got up and left."
You, don't regret it?"
The majestic and magnificent voice suddenly exploded in Yi Xiaochuan's ears.Yi Xiaochuan jumped up, and then slapped his head.Damn, what the hell am I doing, this is the first test!
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How to forget!"
Liu Sanye, a third-rate person, cheated on food and drink.""
There are 1,000 people in Pei County, and 999 people are fooled."
A group of gray-faced boys and girls ran and shouted loudly."
Wait!
Don't leave!
”Yi Xiaochuan roared, and the roof tiles were shook.Liu Ji, who had just walked out of the store, was also taken aback, he heard Yi Xiaochuan's voice, but he didn't panic.Liu Ji frowned and turned his head and complained: "Brother, didn't you say okay?"
Next time I'll please!
”Yi Xiaochuan clenched his fists, and with each step, his anger rose by one point.This man must have been a liar, it was my preconceived notion that he recognized me, and if it hadn't been for the great reminder of me from the immortals, wouldn't the test have failed."
Who is your brother, and say, 'What is my name?'
Yi Xiaochuan was furious, but he still had three points of sanity."
Uh, haha, haha, brother, big brother, I don't have a good memory, I forgot about it all of a sudden, by the way, what's your name, brother?"
Liu Ji's face was calm, as if he had really forgotten.Some of the onlookers suddenly sneered, and everyone looked at Liu Ji with schadenfreude in their eyes."
I'll go to your uncle's!"
Yi Xiaochuan was furious and hit Liu Ji in the face with a fist.Liu Ji fell to the sky with a sigh.Yi Xiaochuan was furious, and punched and kicked Liu Ji like a raging storm.At first, Liu Ji could struggle twice, but then Liu Ji had no strength to fight back, so he had to curl up with his head in his hands.A quarter of an hour later.Yi Xiaochuan was finally tired, he supported his knees with his hands, gasped for breath, and looked at Liu Ji with a little anger in his eyes.Uncle's!
I almost died before I got out of school!
I almost couldn't go home!