Many people have seen the scene of the rope lassoness horse in the western cowboy film, at this time Brother Lu played such a hand, the rope perfectly lassoed Wang Lulu, in the other party's sluggish eyes, Brother Lu opened his mouth to remind: Hold the driftwood.With that, he took the rope and swam to the shore.There is still such an operation?!!!
66666 Doesn't handing cigarettes to the big guy feel a bit like walking a dog?
Hahaha, Lulu Lulu refreshed a wave of impressions, gained a wave of worship from the audience, and when he arrived on the island, many viewers threw flowers to him."
Brave Game" program group fixed project, when arriving on the island the guests who harvest the most flowers can get a bucket of instant noodles, this game was originally set up to take care of Wang Lulu, and it used to be her special, Brother Lu counterattacked for a while, and he felt a little hot with instant noodles.Hurry up, give it to Wang Lulu, worried about what moths will be born to deer fans, Brother Tong also came to the desert island, and at this time stood with the director team and shook his hands to signal Brother Lu what to do.Look at Wang Lulu who rubbed to the side of the wild master and asked for help, and then look at Zhang Ying who swam back to the shore on her own, Lu Misheng asked the director of the program team: I heard that there is a challenge game?
The prize is a bucket of instant noodles?
What's that?
The director was stunned for a moment, and quickly understood that Brother Lu was adding drama to himself, gave him a thumbs up appreciatively, and asked very kindly: Xiaolu, do you want to participate in our devil challenge?
Are you sure?
Well, sure.Lu Misheng is very calm, and the audience outside the venue is very calm.What's wrong with today's deer?
Is this still the women's clothing boss I know?
Hearing the director say it was a devil's challenge, and I was scared to shiver.Lulu, how can you be so calm?
Hearing that the director announced that the task was to cut down a tree, many viewers made it difficult for him.They went ashore without any proper tools, and it was clear that how to make a tree cutter was the biggest problem.You can make a rough stone axe first, and Xueba Wen Sizhe thinks of an idea for him: find a sharp stone and a thick branch in the forest, tie it with hemp rope, and then choose a small tree.Wen Sizhe's idea was obviously similar to what the live broadcast audience thought, who expected that Brother Lu didn't have to say a word, it was too troublesome to listen to everyone.Is there a rubber band?
Brother Lu asked Wang Lulu, who had long hair, that he had long been lost in the sea, and there were always various inconveniences with loose hair.Miss Xijing was stunned, and took off one from her three-strand braid head and handed it to Lu Misheng.Brother Lu tied a ponytail, took off his water-soaked running shoes, jumped on the sand, and adapted to the resistance of the sand, he chose a suitable position to help him run and jump.In the puzzled eyes of the crowd, Brother Lu turned around and kicked in a whirlwind, only to hear a snap sound, and a fine camphor tree broke on the ground.I must have seen a fake deer deer!
I'm so scared that my potato chips have dropped, isn't it greasy?
Deer deer did he really kick off the tree?
Has anyone videotaped it?
What just happened?
Is there something wrong with my eyes?
Not only did the audience express their doubts, but none of the people present reacted to what had just happened, like Wen Sizhe directly shouted that this was unscientific!
The director asked three times in a row, what happened just now?
However, the big bull, who has always been honest and silent, looked at Lu Misheng in surprise and responded: He kicked off the tree.Oh, he kicked off the tree, the director repeated without a word, and turned his head to look at Brother Tong, eager to ask him if he saw the fake deer fansheng.Didn't you say the famous Internet celebrity women's clothing boss?
This cow is heavenly!
Brother Tong didn't dare to look at the director, he silently looked at the sky and pondered, he also felt that he was bringing a fake deer.In fact, you only need to do one thing to change the personality, such as kicking and breaking a tree, and then the women's clothing boss Xiaolulu successfully transformed into a wild deer brother.Looking for food, Brother Lu flattened two meals with a sharpened bamboo pole, watching Brother Lu fishing is like watching an art film, the mellow and rhythmic sword dance accompanied by the jumping silverfish moving more and more water light is like a dragon associating purple mist floating, rod up, water splashing, purple electricity Lianxuan, green snake's sting, rod falling, fish out, swimming dragon self-jumping, jumping phoenix.Not to mention the people who were amazed at the scene, the audience who watched the live broadcast knelt down directly to worship the big guy, and the big bull with the character of a martial arts master directly called him a master.Brother Lu is not only good at fishing, but also good at grilling fish.The wild master and the big cow are both regular guests of the show, and they have experience in the wilderness survival game, they set up a grill and collected salt from the rocks on the seaside of the island, and when they made preliminary preparations, the grilled fish link silently gave way to the new guests to give them a chance to show themselves.The grilled fish made by Wilderness Survival is actually not delicious, four men and two women, two girls held two buckets of instant noodles sent by Brother Lu and looked for a place to eat from afar.He picked some leaves and wild fruits from the forest, borrowed the blade of the wild man, cut the scales three times on the meat, smeared the salt and tasted the wild fruits, and wrapped the wild fruits in the pulp, wrapped the leaves, and the branches pierced the fish and roasted them on the fire.When the wild man was the first to eat crabs, he almost burst into tears when he ate a bite, and he solved a fish in three or two and gave a thumbs up and praised it, thinking that this was the most delicious fish he had ever eaten in the wild.Wen Sizhe still didn't believe it, and watched the big cow eat one after another, he also tasted it, and then silently pulled three fish and put them on his leaves, and by the way, he gave the two girls a pair of sympathetic eyes.Brother Lu was also on a whim, and the knife in his hand flashed and began to slice fish.Brother Lu's ancestor who played with swords was also a big man, the fish slices were as thin as cicada wings, and people were amazed to see it, there were no pots and pans Brother Lu borrowed the knife body to burn the fish fillets, and cooked them mixed with the green onion leaves found by the wild man and dipped them in salt to eat, once again making others full of amazement, and later the director team who also soaked instant noodles couldn't help but ask Brother Lu for a few pieces of fish, and the two girls gave up instant noodles early to worship the big guy and beg for fish fillets.I think it must be a fake desert island survival, I think there is a deer boss, this issue should be called "Desert Island on the Tip of the Tongue", I actually see that I am hungry, the deer boss's hand is too amazing, how to cut such a thin fish fillet?
Hey?
Isn't this really a barbecue for everyone?
Not only was the food delicious, but they lived in a wooden house at night with Brother Lu, a big guy who was open-minded.Brother Lu tried the limit in the forest, kicked off several camphor trees, and made a simple wooden house under the guidance of the absurd master."
Jumanji" has been on the air for 12 episodes, and as a regular guest since the first issue, the absurd master can't help but sigh that he feels that this time is like a spring outing, but Brother Lu is too versatile, and his living standard has improved a lot all of a sudden.Although I sent someone to check the danger before filming on the desert island, this desert island is dense in jungle, and the degree of danger at night is unknown, the tent of the director team and the wooden house of the guest group are set up together, and a bonfire is burned nearby.In the end, the director sensibly remembered that Lu Misheng was underage, and rejected Brother Lu's vigil on the grounds that minors would not grow taller if they stayed up late.Not being able to grow taller is really Brother Lu's death hole, and Lu Misheng silently responded to the director's arrangement.Hahaha, staying up late won't grow taller, poking at the death hole!
I think I fell for the poisonous deer boss of the deer boss and stood up for a domineering glance, I straightened my back and trembled, but I didn't grow taller if I stayed up all night 233333 your dad is still your dad, director hahahaha Chapter 17 "Superstar Notes" 3 "Brave Game" takes 24-hour live broadcast, but the number of online live broadcasts in the evening has decreased significantly.Waiting for the guests and the staff of the director team to fall asleep one after another, there were only 5 people left in the online crowd, and there were really some of them who were bored in the middle of the night staring at the bonfire on the screen and counting the stars.As a result, one of the spectators counting the stars saw a pair of green and shiny beast eyes on the dark screen.The Watchman!!!
There are wolves!!!
Wolf!!!!!
The audience frantically sent a barrage, hoping that the little brother of the program group who was keeping vigil could take a look, and at this critical time, he only hated that there was no loudspeaker to wake up everyone in the program group.It's a pity that the little brother of the program group who kept vigil sat next to the tree and squinted a little confused.The first to wake up was Brother Lu, who saw that they were still asleep, and Lu Misheng quietly walked out of the wooden house.His movements were extremely light, the little brother who was keeping vigil leaned against the tree and still squinted and didn't notice, and the deer didn't wake up, picked up a branch on the ground, listened to the eight directions to confirm the direction of the anomaly, and flew towards the anomaly with the branch as a sword, only to hear the branch shoot into the bush and roar a beast roared, and the whole camp suddenly woke up.The deer fan didn't care about the chaotic camp for a while, his footsteps were light, he jumped towards the roar of the beast, although his cultivation was none, his skills were still there, and his physical strength was already superior to ordinary people, but as soon as he fell, he saw the beast that was shot by the branch before, it was a white-haired tiger.Although Lu Misheng is familiar with all kinds of the world, but he does not have an in-depth understanding of the protection of animals, seeing that it is a white tiger, he just sighed with a strange coat color, using a branch as a sword to be slaughtered, Xiaobai System can no longer pretend to be dead, and eagerly appears to stop: Brother Lu is merciful!!
It is protected from animals that cannot be killed!!
Heh, why don't you pretend to be dead?
Seeing the appearance of the little white system, the deer fan asked with a sneer, and the branch turned around and slapped a branch on the white tiger's buttocks, teaching the big white cat a good lesson, and hit the white tiger to the ground and whined.Brother Lu, are you used to it?
Xiaobai System snorted and asked with a shy smile.Very good, the character design is very peculiar, the deer fan answered, and the cold air made Xiaobai shiver.Brother Lulu, those things in the past are all the past, Xiaobai rereads and emphasizes: the past.Oh, Brother Lu replied expressionlessly, picked up the white-haired tiger who pretended to be dead, and dragged it to the camp.Brother Lu, our background system has added settings to you, Xiaobai was resurrected in a second, and came up in a circle to say to Lu Misheng: Now you are from an ancient martial arts family, because you have a run away from home with your family last year.Lu Misheng tilted his head silently and asked: Can the setting be added at will?
The resort world, the plot logic is not very rigorous, Su Shuang is fine, Xiaobai replied, and said that the world is very big, as long as it does not destroy the three views, it is very easy to add settings.What does it mean to be very easy?
Thinking of the new setting on his own body, Lu Misheng continued to be silent.Because of the roar just now, the lights in the camp were bright at this time, and when they saw the sound of rustling in the dark, everyone couldn't help but clench the weapons in their hands and wait.It was me, and when I heard the voice of Brother Lu, many people in the camp breathed a sigh of relief.Unexpectedly, before they could finish their short breath, they saw Brother Lu walking from the darkness with a white tiger on his back.The shape is very stylish, Brother Lu is very stylish, but it really happened in reality, and everyone in the camp only felt terrifying:!
This is a real tiger!
Real Wild Tiger!!
A real beast that can bite off your head with one mouth!!
It's okay, don't bite, Brother Lu didn't seem to notice everyone's nervousness, touched the tiger's head on his shoulder, and motioned for it to go down and walk by itself.The desert island and wild forest don't know how this tiger appeared, it is quite aura, the deer fan patted it, and the white tiger licked him on Brother Lu's shoulder, and stretched out his tongue to beg Brother Lu for mercy.If you don't kill you, go down, the deer fan patted the tiger's head, took its paw and shook hands.The tiger turned into a cat in seconds and whined, clamped his tail and stuck to Brother Lu's feet, not daring to go.This tiger cub is hungry, Xiaobai translates for Brother Lu, and when Brother Lu asks where the tiger comes from on this inch-sized desert island, it grins and tells Brother Lu that the world will of this world thinks it is fun to put it on purpose.Can you still play like this?
What about the science?
What about the logic of the plot?
It is very easy to add the sentence before the Xiaobai system, and Lu Misheng has a deep understanding at this time.Seeing that everyone in the camp was afraid of the white tiger, the deer did not come closer, beckoned to the tiger, and told everyone that the tiger was hungry and that he planned to go to the beach to catch some fish to feed the tiger.Going to the beach in the middle of the night?
The director looked at the time and couldn't help but want to stop it: Little deer, seeing the tiger's green eyes staring at him, the director's heart trembled a little: It's not safe to be on the beach so late, why don't we get together some food and feed it?
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Deer's eyes swept over the bag of instant noodles after the staff had finished eating, and he shook his head: It eats raw meat.Knowing that the director was worried about his safety, he comforted him again: Just where we go ashore, don't go far.The director was not at ease, and wanted to persuade him, but the tiger suddenly roared, and the director was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak.Lu Misheng patted the tiger's head and told it to settle down.The big white tiger whined, and its tail wrapped around Brother Lu's legs.I'll go along, and I'll take care of it.The big brother of the absurd man Fan followed and stood up.I'll go too, Wang Lulu also raised her hand and coquettishly said to the director: Director, one more person means more power~ The director didn't agree, but Brother Lu nodded: Okay, let's do it together.Seeing that he couldn't stop it, the director found a walkie-talkie for them: the tiger is dangerous after all, so ask for help when something happens!
understands, the calm absurd master assures, and the director is a little more at ease.In order to prevent accidents, the seaside staff at night hung a signal light.The three of them and one tiger turned on the flashlight and walked to the signal light, and the wild man felt that he was the oldest to take care of the two, taking care of the tiger and Brother Lu in front, and paying attention to whether Wang Lulu had kept up, but he was almost tripped by the vines on the ground by accident, but Brother Lu quickly helped him.I was amazed by the strength of the deer misheng, and I found my balance and thanked the absurd master, and inevitably found some topic to ask if the deer misheng had practiced.After practicing, Brother Lu replied, seeing that it was really inconvenient for the wild master to take care of the front and back, he turned around and asked Wang Lulu if she wanted to sit on the tiger.It's true?
Does the little tiger bite?
Miss Drama habitually acted, covering her mouth exaggeratedly.Brother Lu raised his eyebrows and glanced at her, and suddenly smiled: You are not afraid, there is no camera now, do you want to sit?
Surprised by the meaning of Brother Lu's words, listening to Brother Lu's attitude that there is no store in this village, Wang Lulu said categorically: Sit!
At the end, I reminded you delicately: Lulu, you are optimistic about the tiger.The deer fan laughed at her pretending, and when she touched the tiger's head, she warned her not to do it.I like cats, Miss Xijing hurriedly confessed to the tiger, who expected to stretch out her hand before touching the hair was slapped by the tiger's tail, and the white tiger turned his head nobly and coldly rubbed the deer.Now there is no camera, pretend, Brother Lu poked people's masks at a glance, glanced at Wang Lulu's legs and touched the head of the white tiger and said: Your kung fu can't be practiced in twenty years.it!
How can you tell?
Wang Lulu was so stunned that she couldn't even care about the delicate woman's design.Of course, Brother Lu, who I touched when I was in the sea just now, was not easy to say, so he kept his mouth shut and maintained his master's character.Less boss is powerful!
Wang Lulu stretched out her thumb and praised it, and her eyes were shining and touched the tiger: I'll just control a cat, let me touch it!
You take care of it, Lu Misheng signaled to Wang Lulu to take care of the tiger, and he wanted to go to the sea to catch fish.Wang Lulu unceremoniously hugged the tiger's neck and sucked the tiger.That fawn?
Lulu?
What you just said is that seeing Wang Lulu on the back of the tiger, Lu Misheng walked to the front, and the wild man on the background board of the whole process finally had the opportunity to ask questions.As far as my delicate woman is pretended, Wang Lulu sucks the tiger and sucks a book to satisfaction, and she doesn't mind revealing a thing or two to the absurd master.Oh, this discovery, the absurd man nodded, there is no surprise about this, after so many periods of cooperation, I have already discovered the roughness in the bones of this delicate female star.Which female star will shout at me that I don't want it, it's really hard to participate next time, and on the other hand, it's not bad to participate in ten periods?
Which female celebrity said that sunscreen is indispensable, but even forgot to apply lipstick?
Wang Lulu has a lot of flaws, which is why she is both popular with male audiences and not disgusted by female audiences, women's sixth sense is very reliable, and it is obvious that Wang Lulu did not make their natural enemies detect the antenna to sound the alarm.