"Mudslide in the Escape Variety Show World" Author: Wei Cang</P> copywriter has such a show, playing escape, playing heartbeat, but one day a strange thing suddenly appeared!
The rest of the contestants have successfully escaped, and he has successfully established a shelter and settled down (* ̄) ̄) Tourist: If this person doesn't escape quickly, what is he doing here?
It's boring!
Gone, gone!
Afewmomentslater Visitor: It smells so good!
In particular, the show is recorded in a holographic game, and all the food involved in it is a data simulation.Content tags:Farming Literature Food Interstellar Future Overhead Search Keywords: Protagonist: Wang Buer, Ander One Sentence Introduction: The essence of human beings is a real fragrance and monster Works Brief Review The annual "Primal Escape" variety show has begun!
In order to change his fate, the Slum Salted Fish King signed up to participate, however, as an eighteen-year-old glass human, Wang Fuji found it really difficult to win among this group of super contestants!
The biggest advantage of Wang Fuji is to be from the heart!
If you can't win, you can't win, and you can't come for nothing, so pick up a cat and walk This article is witty, painting sand sculptures, and it is a light-hearted and funny light novel work.tells the story of how Wang Buji and Ander came together, teamed up to destroy countless serious escape games, and led the whole process of serious players!
Chapter 1 Ephemeris 3000 years, the stars united and established the Alliance, a central political body, under the leadership of the Alliance, the stars developed and progressed together.Integrating the various races in the interstellar world, the scientific and technological level of the alliance has advanced significantly, and the degree of mechanization is getting higher and higher, however, in this context, all races are yearning for a primitive and natural life.As a result, each agricultural star has been revitalized and has begun to transform into an agricultural tourism star.While the people of the agricultural star are laughing, there is another planet, which is detached from the outside, and this opportunity to generate income has nothing to do with them, and this is the garbage star.Just listen to the name, this is a barren and garbage-filled planet, because it has no value left, so it was abandoned by the alliance and became a planet dedicated to garbage.Longing for a primitive natural life, and garbage is not the same concept at all, the agricultural planet with its beautiful natural environment has attracted groups of tourists, but what about the garbage star?
When you are in the garbage, you can see that there is garbage, you eat garbage, you sleep in garbage, you wear garbage, and even your specialties are garbage.The alliance specially spent money to set up a special line to collect the garbage from various planets here, but they had to spend money to come here to see the garbage?
Is it possible!
It's simply impossible!
The old Wang family has been living on the garbage star for several generations, and Wang Buji doesn't know how many generations it is, only that from his father's father's father's father, that generation has lived here.The garbage star numbered 3-03 is the dumping place of mechanical garbage, 3 represents mechanical garbage, and 03 behind the bar represents the third garbage star of mechanical garbage.Because this kind of garbage cannot be degraded, and at the same time, it has great pollution to the environment.In order to obtain the right to dump garbage, the alliance needs to pay a certain garbage disposal fee to the garbage star, and this fee will be distributed to the citizens' accounts by the garbage star government, according to the head ratio.This is one of the living incomes of the people of the garbage star, and the second income is the garbage that has been abandoned by the Alliance.Although in the Alliance, these garbage are waste products that have no use value and can only be discarded, but in the garbage star, these are the most advanced technologies on the garbage star, so a commercial chain has been generated around these garbage.Separate collection, repair, sale.The most advanced light brain on the garbage star is four generations behind the alliance, but there is no way to do it.Wang Buji originally wanted to join this business chain after he became an adult at the age of eighteen, but his father Wang Buyi did not allow it, as for the reason, because their family is the eighteenth generation of their ancestors and is the imperial chef in the palace, so in order to inherit the family business, Wang Buji has to follow him to learn family cooking.Wang Buer: As I said before, mechanical garbage has a great pollution to the environment, and the garbage star can no longer grow any crops, that is to say, all the food of the garbage star is imported from the aliens.As soon as something is stained with the word import, it will be worth double, which means that they can only buy the cheapest sweet potatoes for the garbage disposal fee they receive every month to maintain basic food and clothing.By the way, by the way, Wang Buer's name entrusts a good wish of his father Wang Buyi, Wang Buji is not hungry, what he means is not hungry.Under such conditions, how can Wang Buji learn the family cooking skills of their ancestors for 18 generations!
And Wang Buji hasn't complained yet, what ancestors are eighteen generations, according to the current longest lifespan, their ancestors have entered the interstellar era for eighteen generations, and there is no emperor and no emperor in the interstellar era!
Where did the imperial chef come from?
His father has to have a limit to making it up, but Wang Buer's protest is ineffective, and his son will never be able to do Lao Tzu, under the condition of only sweet potatoes, Wang Buer began to learn family cooking skills.Don't even think about anything like abalone shark fin, even the most basic tofu and cabbage!
Only sweet potatoes.How to practice has become the biggest problem in front of Wang Buji, but in Wang Buyi's opinion, it is not a problem at all, because he has also come over like this.You can only practice on the existing material basis, no, your realm is too shallow!
You can't be a real chef like that!
The king said loudly.Wang Fuji: A real chef, even if there is no physical object in front of him, can know the cooking process well, and understand every subtle change, I hope you can become a real chef, so, don't be constrained by the current conditions!
Let's start your cultivation in earnest!
Wang Buer: To put it so lofty, to sum it up, it's just a fantasy that I haven't eaten real tofu, Wang Buer can't imagine the so-called texture of breaking when you touch it, melting in your mouth, and it's too difficult to learn family cooking skills!
In the process of torturous training, Wang Buji suddenly thought of a question, according to his father Wang Buyi, he also trained from fantasy, which means that his father should have rich experience.Then he should have become a real chef by now!
Facing Wang Buyi's question, Wang Buyi suddenly showed an embarrassed expression, that in fact, I didn't become a real chef Hahahahaha Wang Buyi smiled awkwardly.Wang Buji: Since you're not a real chef yourself, why do you want me to become a real chef?!
It made so much sense before, but all feelings are empty words!
It's because I didn't become a real chef!
Wang Buyi smiled awkwardly, accepting the reality that his old bottom was seen through, your grandfather used to train me like this, but my talent was not enough to become a real chef, so I gave birth to you and let you come.Wang Buyi: Is this what emotional birth is for?
Is that grandpa a real chef?
Wang Buer always felt that this method was very unreliable, and how could he become a real chef with this training method.No.Is that grandpa's dad?
No.Wang Buer: He concluded: So this training method is fundamentally problematic!
No, this is a training method that has been passed down by our family for more than ten generations, so it shouldn't be possible to go wrong!
Wang Buyi pulled his beard and said.Something must have gone wrong!
Our family has not produced a real chef for more than ten generations, and this is the proof.Wang Buer was miserable by this fantasy training, wasted a lot of time, and he wanted to give up a long time ago.Wang Buyi suddenly proposed a solution: Shouldn't it, could it be that you don't have talent either?
In this way, you can also have a child, and let your children inherit the family cooking skills.Is this what giving birth to a baby is for!
Because he couldn't learn it, he became a stupid bird, so he forced the child to fly early!
Wang Buji felt that he was still young, and he didn't want to enter the stage of giving birth and raising children early!
Wang Buer said: This is not a problem that can be solved by having children, the fundamental mistake is in the method!
If having children solves the problem, I'd give birth to ten!
(That's weird!)
）Wang Buyi: Wang Buyi's words inspired Wang Buyi, he felt that Wang Buer was right, then you would have ten children?
The family cooking skills have not been learned for more than ten generations, and there is no hurry in your generation Wang Fuji: Impossible, you are desperate, maybe God doesn't want Wang Buyi to die, the new batch of garbage of the alliance has arrived.When Wang Buji was sorting and recycling, he picked up a holographic cabin that was a little worn, but the function was still intact.A great opportunity to pick up a leak?!
That must not be!
Wang Buer took the holographic capsule home, and according to the installation steps explained on the light brain, connected the holographic cabin, and lay down in the holographic cabin with excitement.Before this, Wang Buji had never experienced the holographic cabin, because the holographic cabin was a new technology in recent years, and it had been updated several times, but it was the first time to go to the garbage star.However, there is no problem with the alliance's network, and the alliance's network has been laid here long ago when the garbage star cooperation treaty was signed.They can access the Internet with the help of the free distribution of light brains.However, a poor teenager like Wang Buer can only watch some free content, and if he pays for it, he doesn't even think about it, interstellar shopping or something, it's a distant word.Among the free content that Wang Buji saw, the most frequent appearance is probably the variety show "Primitive Escape".This variety show aims at the interstellar people's yearning for natural primitiveness, and captures the pursuit of power of some races, and specially developed such a variety show.This variety show is oriented to the whole people, and at the same time, in order to expand its influence, when each "Primitive Escape" is held, some well-known people in the industry will be invited to participate, and high bonuses will be set up.He only knows that with such a large number, let alone leaving the garbage star and immigrating to other planets, even if they don't work, they can't spend this money for 50 years to eat, drink and have fun (of course, this is a certain degree of eating, drinking, and having fun).Compared to the high prize money, it is the difficulty of the game.According to the forum, "Primal Escape" is a professional escape game, which not only considers the strength of the contestants, but also requires some knowledge and luck, but it is definitely a very good person who can win in this game.is generally among the guests invited by "Primal Escape".The controversy of the championship is limited to a few guests, but this does not mean that amateur contestants cannot emerge and win the championship, with the spread of the popularity of "Primal Escape", and with the increase in the prize pool, more and more civil powerhouses have signed up for this competition.If they win the championship, they will not only reap those big prize moneys, but they will also get a lot of attention.In other words, they can make their debut on the spot!
Chapter 2 In ancient times, there was a famous saying, that is, to become a CEO, get a promotion and a salary increase, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life.But in "Primal Escape", you are just one champion away from being a dick to the pinnacle of life!
No matter how depressed you are, no matter how undesirable your appearance is.
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(In fact, there is no such thing at all, the aesthetics of each race are different, and human beings are extremely ugly hairless monkeys in the aesthetics of some races) However, as long as you become a champion and show your strength, then congratulations, you can choose girls of various races at will, because, in the interstellar, strength is the recognized charm standard of each race.As long as you are the strongest, then you are the most beautiful man/woman!
Jiangshan and beauty no longer need to choose, because beauty will come to you with Jiangshan!
There is a grassroots champion in the history of "Primitive Escape" like this, and later because after winning Princess Bai Fumei, he didn't want to make progress, and finally became a fat circle, and then he was kicked by Princess Bai Fumei.┓(')┏But even so, his life is enough for many people to envy.After Wang Buji heard this story, he was so envious that he died, and after that, he had a dream for several days in a row, and the content of the dream was probably to participate in the competition, beat the opponent, win the championship, marry Bai Fumei, and embark on the peak of life This set of basic exercises (basic operations) is it.How brilliant it is in the dream, how empty it is when you wake up.Wang Buer is not only a rookie, but also a poor ghost, and he doesn't even have a holographic cabin with minimum requirements for participation.The contestants of "Primal Escape" come from various planets, races, and races may have their own survival habits in order to eliminate most of the differences."
Primitive Escape", an escape variety show, needs to be carried out after logging in to the game with a holographic cabin, and then the scene is automatically generated by the system.So the first thing after getting the holographic cabin, Wang Buji signed up for this year's "Primal Escape".(*^▽^*) As for why Wang Buer is a rookie, he still has to sign up for this kind of strength competition?
That's because, of course, strength is not the only measure of success, but only one of the ways!
In the history of "Primal Escape", not only champions will debut on the spot, but also some because of their outstanding performance in the game, they attracted some fans, and they were unexpectedly discovered the potential of anchors, and then they were promoted and raised, married Bai Fumei, and reached the peak of their lives.It is with this goal that Wang Fuji signed up!
The second thing after the successful registration is to visit the mall, there are all kinds of things in the Star Mall, not to mention the different stores of the same kind of goods, just look at the types of different goods, and there are tens of thousands of pages.Wang Buji first searched, the keyword was holographic cabin nutrient solution, and then filtered, limiting the price to a maximum of 99 credits, and then popped up a large number of options.99 credits is the highest consumer price that Wang Fuji can afford.I didn't expect there to be so many products to choose from, Wang Buji was happy in his heart, but after clicking on the product details, Wang Buji withered.The garbage star where he is not in the free shipping area.Look at the postage again, 999 credits.MD！
You can buy ten nutrient solutions for postage!
Wang Buji shopped around, and finally recognized a reality, that is, he couldn't afford free shipping, and he couldn't afford to pay for postage without free shipping, so Wang Buji could only cancel the plan to buy holographic cabin nutrient solution, and searched on the Internet, can you participate in "Primitive Escape" without using holographic cabin nutrient solution?
This problem is very, very small, how small?
No one asked this question at all.Because people who can afford the holographic cabin nutrient solution do not have to worry about the holographic cabin nutrient solution at all.