Wang Buji was not stupid, and immediately connected the bride appointed by the mountain god with the sudden smell of poultry, and he became even more angry when he thought about it.This mountain god is too obscene!
Aren't you afraid of encountering any pictures of the eighteen forbidden when their husbands are sleeping!
And what kind of pheasant god is this, there is no row at all, and it stinks like this.Wang Buer always felt that this smell was very familiar, but he couldn't remember what Ander answered the question, it was the smell of pheasant.Wang Buer: I said casually that he really guessed correctly.Is it really a roaser god who has a stinky pheasant in love with Ender?
Wang Buer's expression instantly became strange, and when he saw his expression, the audience knew what he was thinking.What is one of Ender's most commonly used mimics, the Great White Tiger!
What do great white tigers eat?
Meat!
I see that you are tired of this pheasant, I can't think about it so much, I want to give my boyfriend food!
To tell you the truth, Ander likes to eat chicken.Back to last night, when Ande and Wang Buji were both asleep, a chicken-hearted person entered this room, and was captured by Ande's beauty at a glance, and his heart was pounding.It's a heart-warming feeling!
No, it's what it's like to meet a predator.The pheasant mountain god is a bit stupid and mistakenly takes the threat seriously, thinking that he has fallen in love with Ander at first sight, and immediately decides to make Ander his bride.As for Wang Fuji next to him, the pheasant mountain god didn't care about it at all, no matter what he had to do with the beauty, anyway, he was going to eat all the body and soul of this person at his wedding with the beauty!
He's a ceremonial pheasant.Chapter 64 When he knew that the one who coveted Ander was actually a pheasant god, Wang Buji had nothing to worry about.Isn't it just a pheasant, and it's not enough to go online.If you have the ability, he will come!
Wang Buji promised to give him a chicken to eat.Early in the morning, someone came to the third mother-in-law's house, who came to find Wang Buer and Ande, it seemed that they came quite early, and they had been waiting for a while.When I saw Wang Buer and Ande, my eyes were very uncompromising.What's the matter with this young man from outside?
Such lazy!
I can't get up yet!
Could it be that the village chief thought of a certain possibility last night, and couldn't help but feel a stump in his heart.Even if it is the No. 1 dog leg of the pheasant god, the village chief can't help but slander the pheasant god in his heart, what kind of eyes is this!
Lord Yamagami has taken a fancy to such a man!
Even if this man is pretty, he is still a man after all!
And seeing these two people get up so late in the morning, they can't tell what they are doing at night!
Lord Yamagami came to fall in love with this man named Ande last night, and the village chief really didn't want to destroy the image of Lord Yashami in his mind, but he couldn't control his brain!
What the hell did Yamagami-sama see last night!
What the hell did he fall in love with this man!
Pheasant God: Just the face!
What else could it be!
The girls in the small mountain village together are not as pretty as this man!
What else can I do!
Yes!
What was the village chief thinking in his heart, the pheasant god actually didn't know, who made him so diligent last night, and set up a dragon on a blind date, and his kidneys were not very good, but he was tired out, so he didn't pay much attention to other things.If he knew what the village chief was thinking, he would probably be annoyed and angry.Wang Buer and Ande didn't give face to the village chief, no matter what he was doing early in the morning, they had to have breakfast anyway.And what about the third woman?
is also because this village chief wants to send her granddaughter Qiaoling to the mountain god as a bride, and he is also very unhappy with this village chief.Directly put the village chief in the yard to eat fart.This kind of treatment, the village chief has not passed for many years, but the overall situation is important, the village chief still endured it, he said: Housheng, it is also fate, we are a small broken place, no one has come for ten or eight years, this is finally here for you, just in time for our mountain god sacrifice.We don't have much knowledge, so I want to invite you to come to the mountain god festival and tell the mountain god stories outside, and the mountain god will be very happy.Oh?
Wang Buer took a sip of small pickles and drank a sip of porridge, looking like he was treating the village chief as a TV series for dinner.The village chief waited for a while, and waited for a while, and the king was silent, and the village chief asked: What do you say about the future life?
But we don't know how to tell stories!
We're going to eat chicken.Wang Fuji hinted.The village chief heard what Wang Buji meant, but he didn't understand what Wang Buji was hinting at, he thought that Wang Buji was asking for chicken.That's not enough to eat three hens!
Not enough!
His family has a total of ten chickens!
But the mountain god ordered the balance in the hearts of the ten chickens to keep shaking.It can be seen from the village chief's hesitation that the status of this mountain god in the village chief's heart is estimated to be not much different from ten chickens.No, to correct it, it should be seven chickens.Because the three old hens in the ten chickens were killed and stewed by the three women yesterday.The village chief hesitated and hesitated, and finally said ruthlessly, painfully: "This way, this descendant, if you can come out with someone to participate in the performance we gave to the mountain god, then you can eat as many chickens as you want!"
In fact, no matter what the village chief said, Wang Buji would definitely participate in this mountain god sacrifice.He originally wanted to take it casually, lest the village chief float.But I didn't expect that there would be so many benefits to take Jiaojiao!
Isn't it just a performance?
Wang Buji agreed.Okay, then you can communicate with me personally when the time comes, what will you perform at that time.Working part-time to exchange chickens for Ande, Wang Buer has already taken on the responsibility of supporting his family!
So it's really not good to say that the village chief has no culture, and the village chief thinks that Wang Buer is the leader, and he is the one who promised to come down on behalf of Ande, so he feels that the affairs of Lord Shanshen have been done properly, just like leaving.Before he got out of the yard, the stinking third woman stopped him and said, "The food I brought yesterday is no longer enough, you see when you will continue to send some to me."
Finished eating?
The village chief clutched his aching chest and looked at Ender in disbelief.He was stirring the porridge with a spoon, waiting until the temperature dropped to a place where he could eat, although he was sitting on the farmer's campus, but he didn't look at anything else, just looked at Ande, which would definitely make people mistakenly understand that Ande was actually sitting in some magnificent palace enjoying some delicious food.It looks like such an elegant person will definitely not be a rice bucket, so Wang Buji: sigh and purr!
The real murderer is him!
It's not that the bride still eats so much!
Think beautifully!
The village chief left angrily, and Wang Buji also carried a big black pot on his back, and Wang Buji and others stayed here with the name of the rice bucket, waiting for the mountain god sacrifice fifteen days later.I don't know if the people in the village are worried that these five people are too boring to live here or whatever, so they always want to put on some shows for them.One moment there is a dead person, and the other side is haunted, and every day is very busy.The village was originally very peaceful, but as soon as these outsiders came, they began to make trouble, and some people would think that these were all outsiders' pots, that's for sure.But because the mountain god sacrifice fifteen days later asked for an outsider to be the bride, these incited anger was suppressed.Even if you can't drive these people out on the surface, these people in the village always have a way to make trouble for them, and there are more places to wear small shoes!
But maybe it's a different mentality.No matter how much trouble they try to get into, these five people are painless.Li Ke, Li Ai, and Luke: This is a game, and Wang Fuji and Ande, at first, there were people who wanted to trouble the two of them, but could they swallow their anger?
Definitely not!
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For the sake of the good of these villagers, Ander performed a bare-knuckle stone, and then the friendship between these villagers and Wang Fuji Ander immediately deepened a lot.Every family has donated their specialty.The perspective of the audience in the live broadcast room followed Wang Buer and Ande, and they were all sour when they watched the two of them receive the emperor's version of treatment in the small mountain village!
What kind of fairy game is this!
Mountain Village Player: Keep your eyes peeled and see clearly!
Is this a fairy game!
It's a fairy game!
The game production team, which also secretly peeped at the screen, was in a very complicated mood, on the one hand, they were also afraid of the games they made, but on the other hand, they were unwilling because the games they made did not scare Wang Buji and Ande.The latter mood overcame the previous fear, so the game production team was perverted!
(Game production team: We don't!)
This is slander!
）To say that Wang Buji and Ande were not frightened, in fact, they were not.There was no game setting on the first night, and in the next few nights, in fact, Wang Buer and Ande woke up, and the two of them were still embarrassed and secretly went out to watch the fun.That picture is indeed quite scary, but it's too routine!
When Qiao Ling's friends appeared before, Wang Buer wanted to say, are your ghost makeup artists the same?
From the campus expansion film to the current small mountain village expansion film, in addition to the different appearances, the makeup on each grimace is the same, and the contact lenses are exactly the same, and they cry as soon as they appear, crying with blood on their faces.Do you know what aesthetic fatigue is?
Wang Buji is already aesthetically tired!
So when he saw the ghost floating in front of him later, Wang Buer was not only not afraid, but even wanted to laugh a little.Small Mountain Village Ghost NPC: Can you give some face?
Wang Buer: If you don't send it here, you can earn it yourself.The small mountain village ghost NPC was also served, and when she took revenge for herself, she suddenly found that there were two people watching the excitement next to her, can you understand what her mood was like at that time!
What a sea of blood and hatred, what grief and indignation are gone!
If it weren't for the sake of them being outsiders, for Qiao Ling's sake!
Little Mountain Village Ghost: I'll give you the shark directly on the spot!
Look at you, it's still lively!
What's there to see!
Annoyed and angry.jpg Qiaoling: Don't be!
Please, don't give me face, shark them!
The ghost NPC in the small mountain village will give Wang Buji face, which is also what Wang Buji didn't expect, since he dared to pull Ande out to see the excitement, it must have his support.According to a kind hint from the game's production team, the excrement of human males (note: it has to be virgins) works wonders against this kind of ghost.When Wang Buji learned this from Luke, the whole person was stunned!
That's a conclusion about how this came about!
How on earth do you tell if the excrement is virgin or non-virgin?
Wang Buji was very curious.As the only human being among the five players, Wang Buji's status suddenly increased a lot, but because of Wang Buer's relationship with Ande, Wang Buer's status immediately fell back to his original position.No matter how the game production team distinguishes between a virgin and a non-virgin, since Wang Buji has a boyfriend, he is definitely not a virgin!
This is the only misunderstanding that Wang Buji does not want to explain so far.Who would have known that he and Ander were going to have a long-distance relationship as soon as they got along!
Let this beautiful misunderstanding continue, Amen!
In the unscrupulousness of Wang Buji and Ande, the mountain god festival that the villagers had never looked forward to so much was finally coming!
The day before the mountain god festival, the bridal clothes of the mountain god have been sent to the third woman's house, and there are several elderly grandmothers who are here to tell the bride some taboos, and by the way to help the bride dress up.The bride's clothes were sent by the mountain god, and the size or something was in line with Ande's size, and Wang Buji could see it at a glance.He just put it on himself.Those grandmothers who gave the marriage were all scared stupid, their souls were about to fly, take them off quickly, can you wear this!
Wang Fuji's dishes are returned, but can he still lose this kind of old woman?
You chased me in the house, and Wang Buer directly took these old women to take a break.They were so angry that they shouted: You will be punished!
Lord Yamagami is back to punish you!
Wang Buer can still be afraid!
This kind of pheasant god who wants to plant a green grassland on his head, or a shark!
The bride is decided!
Ander vinegar up.When he knew what the bride meant, he refused to agree.Just don't let Wang Fuji wear this broken bridal dress.I won't wear it, and you won't wear it either.Ander was very angry, he had never been so angry before, where did he come from so many pheasant scenes!
I still want Fuji to marry him!
Wish for the moon!
Ender will definitely shark you!
Pheasant God: Wronged!
Especially wronged!
Who has a crush on such a guy!
But the game is all about having a bride, and Ander throws the clothes to Luke, who lives on the edge of the village.People sit at home, and pots come from heaven.Ander's head popped out of the wall: tomorrow you change into this outfit and marry the mountain god.Luke:???
Brothers!
Big brother!
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Don't go yet!
Can you explain that first?
Why did he marry the mountain god!
Wang Buji was very sorry, the bridal dress had just arrived, and it wasn't hot yet, and he still thought that Ande would wear it at night when no one was around, it must be very beautiful!
Chapter 65 Ander said that it is okay to wear it, but only if you have to wear it at home.They don't wear this one from the pheasant god!
When I got home, I wore it for Fuji to see.Wang Buer: !!
He's OK!
Wang Buer nodded like pounding garlic, but the audience in the live broadcast room can't do it!
Those who see it have a share, so you can be generous and show us it!
We'll just see, and it's not going to happen!
Don't be so stingy!
Wang Buer: I'm just so stingy!
Don't think about Ender's bridal outfit!
Luke's bridal outfit can be shown to you.Hush!!!!
Who wants to see Luke's bridal outfit!
We're going to see Ender!
Does Ender know?
It's the Merry Man standing next to you!
The audience in the live broadcast room began to rebel, but Wang Buer's live broadcast room, he had the final say, if he didn't show it to you, he wouldn't show it to you, and if he rebelled, he wouldn't show it to you!
If it's noisy again, it's a warning!
I've never met an anchor who threatens them with the broadcast, but look at this spaceship in my hand, does it look good?
I won't show you how good it looks!