Wang Buer: ????
There was no way, Wang Buer could only take the guy and rush out with the head of Zhengqing Dao.If he doesn't follow him, the Zhengqing Daoist may have to go offline tonight, as the ceiling of the small village force, if the Zhengqing Daoist goes offline and the player in the iron cage will also have to gg!
Chapter 69 Looking at a big yellow robe in the distance up and down in the dark, Wang Buji chased after him so much that he was almost out of breath.No, he just wanted to ask a question.Dao Chief, are you really human?
Why do you run faster than you fly?
Wang Buer has been chasing hard, but he still can't catch up with Zhengqing Daoist, this waste temperament has broken through the shackles of the body and reached a new height.Fuji, do you remember which direction the Michicho ran towards?
We can't see the Tao Chief, so you have to move faster.Is this kind of thing fast that you can get it quickly?
In the dark, the big yellow robe on the head of Zhengqing Daoist was gone, and Wang Buer chased after him, so he simply stopped chasing.Anyway, he knew where the Zhengqing Daoist was.Wouldn't it be enough to take a shortcut?
It's not Wang Bujikua, this small village, no one is more familiar with it than him!
But before that, Wang Buji had to make a small preparation.He made a detour and went to the river, where a large area of reeds grew, and Wang Buer folded a few reeds and hurried to the chief of Zhengqing Dao.Tired, but he can't stop!
If it's too late, the chief of Zhengqing will gg!
The game will soon change from easy mode to hard mode!
Wang Buji came just right, when he arrived, Zhengqing Daoist was besieged by a group of zombies, and he was about to be taken by the dog, at this time, Wang Buji arrived.It's like a dead heart.Dao Chief, can you give a little more force!
It's hard for me to be besieged so easily!
Of course, the ability of the force ceiling is there, but in the face of so many zombies, the force ceiling is also lacking, and if it can be reduced by half, the head of the Qingdao Zheng hinted with his eyes.Wang Buer: It's so dark that it's rare for Wang Buer to understand the extension of Zhengqing Dao.I got it, I got it!
Will lure you away half of it!
Wang Bu'er gestured unhappily to show that he understood, and then, he began to gasp, zombies determine the target according to their breathing, Wang Bu'er's big gasp, and the zombie immediately felt it.Originally, there was only one living person, seventeen or eighteen zombies for one point, and each zombie couldn't get much, and this living person was still a hard bone, and he couldn't take a bite after fighting for so long, although the zombie had a low IQ, he also felt uncomfortable.It was at this time that a second living person suddenly appeared!
The shrunken brains of zombies could not support their thinking, and with instinct, they made the most correct action.All of them rushed towards the king.Wang Buer: !!
Why are you all coming to me?
Isn't it delicious that the kind of living person who has a lot of exercise and a strong body is the head of Zhengqing Dao?
Why are you all coming after me!!
If a zombie could talk, he would definitely say something like: It's delicious, but there's nothing you can do if you can't eat it!
Your smell is so weak, it's not that tasty, but we're okay!
God is going to do!
Wang Buji's soul was about to fly away, he quickly closed his mouth, and in this way, in the zombie's perception system, Wang Buer's existence was lost.The zombie, who had suddenly lost its target, fell to the ground in a daze, completely unaware of what was going on.What about the living man?
And what about the big living person?
Because the zombie was lured away, Zhengqing Daoist was finally able to catch his breath, and just after two breaths, the zombie Da came back, so frightened that Zheng Qing Dao Chang pinched his nose cleanly.With no two living people left, the zombies were even more dazed, and they began to bounce and wander, seeing that they were about to wander away.Zhengqing Dao is in a hurry.If they let them disperse, it will be troublesome if they break into the house of one of the villagers!
Separated by a large group of zombies, the chief of Zhengqing Dao frantically hinted to Wang Buji, asking him to quickly release his nose and lure the zombies together.Wang Buji understood the hint of the Zhengqing Daoist, and the whole person was shocked!
Are you still the upright and kind righteous Qingdao leader?
People officer?
Why don't you blame yourself?
Zhengqing Daoist squeezed his eyebrows, it's no problem for him to attract monsters, but the premise is that you can beat zombies?
If you can beat it, I'll have no problem being a bait.Wang Buer: I can't beat it, forget it, I will attract the monster, fortunately, Wang Buer made preparations in advance, he took out the reeds he folded by the river, these reeds are hollow, Wang Buer took a reed in his mouth, and learned to breathe with his mouth without a teacher.Through the reed pipe, Wang Buji's breath became very weak, and these zombies felt the breath of the living, but they just couldn't catch it!
It works!
Wang Buji used a reed pipe to float over the zombie's face, and after attracting the zombie's attention, he closed his mouth and made the zombie lose its target.In this way, Wang Buji lured the zombies together little by little.Zhengqing Daoist pinched his nose and came to Wang Buer's side, he practiced his breath-holding kung fu very well, and he could still hold it after holding it for so long.But it's one thing to be able to hold on, it's another to want to breathe.Zhengqing Daoist asked for a reed pipe from Wang Buer, and breathed with his mouth like Wang Buer, when the fresh air entered his body, at that moment, Zhengqing Daoist understood that breathing was such a pleasant thing.Especially teasing the group of zombies who have no IQ, Zhengqing Daoist is more pleasant.The charms that suppressed the zombies were pasted on the foreheads of the zombies one by one, and the zombies immediately closed their eyes and turned into motionless stakes.Hey, these two have a really good relationship, and they have become zombies holding hands.Zhengqing Daoist tried to break it, but he couldn't break it all at once, and finally used some Taoist techniques to separate the two zombies.Wang Buji glanced at it, because of the spell on his head, he couldn't see what the two zombies looked like, but Wang Buji could guess it.Isn't it his and Ender's two sons!
Wang Buji recognized it a long time ago!
When so many zombies rushed towards Wang Fuji just now, his two sons didn't rush over.Holding hands and talking about love, there are more ways to work, how much more excessive!
Your dad is in danger, you know!
I just know that watching the excitement from the side is too much!
After putting all the zombies back in place, Wang Buji and Zhengqing Daoist spit out the reed tube in their mouths and were able to breathe normally.This is such a big commotion, why doesn't Xu Daochang feel it at all?
Xu Daochang is the corpse chaser.Zhengqing Daoist's question, Wang Buji can help answer it, the murderers are your two apprentices!
In order to be braver than anyone, you have to play with other people's bodies, and no matter who you are, you can't agree to such a ridiculous thing.The brains of these two apprentices were still online, and they knew that it was impossible for Xu Daochang to let them in, so they found an opportunity to put Xu Daochang down.This Xu Daochang is good at everything, but he likes to drink a little, these two little apprentices are also very good, they have just come for such a day, and this matter has been figured out by the two of them.And then what is going on still needs to be explained?
I don't need it at all!
It's nothing more than these two apprentices buying wine and pouring Xu Daochang down!
Otherwise, if such a big thing happened, could Daochang Xu not know?
Wang Buer suddenly remembered something, he counted the number of zombies standing here, a total of seventeen, this number is one less!
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The correct one should be eighteen!
Where did the rest go!
If you accidentally bite someone, there will be endless trouble!
I'll go to Daochang Xu, and you go and inform the villagers.Zhengqing Daoist assigned the task and floated away.Wang Buer: I always feel that his mission is a bit dangerous, is this a delusion?!
It's not an illusion!
Wang Buer wanted to go to Daochang Xu and inform the people in the village that this kind of thing was so dangerous when they heard it!
What if he touches that sneaking zombie!
Zhengqing Daoist: Won't you hold your breath?
Wasn't it you who juggled so many zombies just now?
IMHO, even if you run into that lonely zombie, that zombie won't be able to play you.Wang Buji: That won the prize, in fact, I'm really just an ordinary delicate human being, and it's still very square with zombie solo!
In the middle of the night, if this zombie is smarter, hide from Wang Fuji, and give him a black tiger from behind.As far as Wang Fuji is like a waste of firewood, do you think he can hide from it?
Tens of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room can vouch for their reputation, Wang Buer, absolutely can't hide!
So, he's going to have to find a bodyguard!
Wang Buji thought about it, and lifted the spells of his two sons.These two stinky geese still wanted to pretend that they didn't know Wang Buer, and raised their arms to intimidate him.Wang Fuji Dead Fish looked at them, pretending!
You just pretend!
I'll just stand and see if you dare to do something like killing your father and being struck by lightning!
Xiao Er and Xiao An: That's still not possible.Anyway, it's an old father, so you have to give some face, don't you?
However, the old father's face was just like that, Xiao Er and Xiao An quickly ignored the old father and started a conversation with each other.What they were saying, Wang Buer didn't understand anyway, he felt that the two of them shouldn't understand each other's words.So Wang Buji inserted between them very ruthlessly, and if you want to continue to play together, you can continue to play together, but you have to protect me, otherwise you will be warned against the wall!
Xiao Er and Xiao An are very angry!
Is this what it looks like to be an old father!
Face the wall warning at every turn!
Wang Buji: Face the wall or bodyguard, you choose one.Xiao Er and Xiao An chose bodyguards.So in the dead of night, three figures appeared on the country road, distributed in a triangular pattern.Wang Bu'er was a little uneasy, Xiao Er and Xiao An were a little far away, what if the zombies came out and they couldn't react?
He advised: Xiao Er, Xiao An, you get closer.Face the wall or bodyguard.Xiao Er Xiao An got closer annoyedly.Can zombies still be so obedient?
The audience in the live broadcast room felt as if they had seen a fake zombie.Why don't you bite him?
Hurry up and bite him!
Turn him into a zombie!
What about your dignity as zombies?
That's not fun!
Xiao Er and Xiao An: Turn Wang Buer into zombies, they will be even more undignified!
If this turns into a zombie, his old father will have a powerful and infinite buff!
Isn't it like playing with them?
Compared to that situation, they still choose the current situation.It's good now, they're satisfied!
Very satisfied!
What Xiao Er and Xiao An mean, the audience watching the live broadcast doesn't know, so in their opinion, the two zombie bodyguards that Wang Buer got must have been plugged in by him!
Report!
This anchor has opened a plug-in, and you still don't care about it!
Crew Member: What does Emmmmm say?
The name of this plug-in is called Touching Father and Son Love.Even if it's the production team, it can't be blocked, and the members of the production team watched the live broadcast with envy and jealousy, and at the same time complained, how did he do this intelligence?
Why are his two sons so caring and can still be bodyguards!
Be smart like they did!
At the beginning, the production team didn't dare to work overtime and didn't dare to go to the toilet alone, but it was all their credit!
The gap between people and people is so big, and the gap between artificial intelligence and artificial intelligence is so big!
It's too much!
They also want this kind of intelligence that is well-behaved and cute, and will protect their dad!
Wang Buer: ???
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Aren't you blind?
Chapter 70 Well-behaved and cute to protect Dad?
Didn't you see a set of operations that Wang Fuji threatened before?
Dad hitting the street is not as important as playing together!
If it weren't for Wang Buji's threat, they would definitely watch Wang Buji hit the street!
However, if you are bitten to death by a zombie in the early stage of the game, there is a 90% chance of becoming a zombie, and the player can still control the character, which is considered an extra life.Of course, if this is the case, Wang Buer, who is a father, will definitely give these two unfilial sons deep love!
Stir-fried pork buffet with bamboo shoots is all-you-can-eat!
Xiao Er and Xiao An: I'm very angry!
Daddy, am I still your own son!
Two little zombies who can't speak, only scream in anger, no one can understand even if they are accusatory.Wang Buer shamelessly ignored their opinions.However, sooner or later, the father of the pit son will overturn!
No, you are unlucky on the quiet country road, just Wang Buji alone, and the two unfilial sons next to him can't give him any psychological comfort at all, Wang Buji tried to participate in the excitement of the barrage.There is a famous saying, what do you say?
The excitement is theirs, I don't have anything, the audience doesn't play with Wang Fuji at all!
That's too much!
Is it really impossible to be the king without you?
The cautious Wang Buji directly ignored the previous group leader's request, and directly turned off the barrage, what use do you want to do with the barrage that can't protect the body!
In this indifferent world, only the two geese around can still be a little warm.Xiao Er and Xiao An: That's right?
We're zombies!
When is there such a thing as temperature?
But that doesn't matter!
Wang Buji hooked the necks of the two geese, a little reluctantly, but it didn't matter!
Goose, Daddy will teach you to sing!
Ignoring the protests of the two poor geese, Wang Buji hummed a song and forced his two sons to follow suit.Xiao Er and Xiao An: I don't!
Let's not say that we don't want to learn to sing in the first place, even if we want to learn to sing, but your song is too ugly!