Copywriting: It is rumored in the market that He Jiashiro and Ji Zhuangyuanlang are together!
Ji Zhuangyuanlang, who was interviewed, said while writing about the same culture: It's fake.Demining: In the first person, there may be some bloody abuse in the later stages.I hope it's fun to write, and everyone is happy to watch it~ Content tags: Through time and space ancient fantasy search keywords: protagonist: Ji Yibai ┃ Supporting role: He Jin ┃ Others: It's you!
Familiar sand carvings!
One sentence introduction: The CP you are drinking is fake Chapter 1 My name is Ji Yibai, and I am a reader.I usually don't like to laugh, and I'm a little sassy in my heart.The biggest secret in this life: he is a time-traveler.Because he was a liberal arts student when he was alive, he did not make any contribution to the development of industrial technology after reverse reincarnation.He even made up a mythical story to promote feudal superstition.I repent.What he is best at in his life is endorsement, but he found that this is an overhead dynasty, only Li Hei has no Li Bai, and even the administrative system is different from the previous one.So, after a few years of hard study, I was admitted to the top of the competition.As for why others study hard for ten years, I only need a few years......
Because the ancestors were once wide.When I was a teenager, I also had the luxury of burning four charcoal basins in my study.Two grilled fires, one skewer, and one simmered rice cake left.It wasn't cold at all by the window, and occasionally a beautiful maid sister passed by with a smile.It's just that my dad used a skewer to whip me a little painfully.Later, when I ran out of money, I could only study hard in the cold window, and my face was frozen in those years.But there's nothing wrong with being an iceberg beauty man.After being admitted to the champion Lang, I can actually be regarded as a good son-in-law of the Great Qi Dynasty.I have a car and a house, and my parents are dead.The future is immeasurable.The flower of kaolin, a girl's dream.First-class looks and good genes.At first glance, it is especially suitable for the kind of family with a big family and a big business, and a family that loves its daughter.For example, my master, the Prime Minister, is such a family."
It's not turbid, it's not a way for you to soak in the Ministry of Industry all day long, I look at the flower viewing banquet held this time, you go and see, it happens that Wan'er ......"
The prime minister and his old man introduced me to the object while brushing his beard.As the name suggests, the flower viewing banquet is a grand exchange event for men and women.You praise me for being like a peach blossom, and I praise you for being as noble as a chrysanthemum, and the relationship between men and women is sublimated in this rainbow fart atmosphere."
Sir, before and after the flower-viewing feast, Fei Xun is going to supervise the drawings of the summer resort."
With that, I leaned over to apologize.Of course, the work is important, and our immediate boss is the emperor.So the prime minister and his old man could only wave his hand helplessly: "Alas, that's it, the young man is not in a hurry about these children's affections." ”No, Prime Minister, listen to me!
It's not that I don't want to hug my thighs, it's just that your granddaughter is too young.As a standard feudal country, the Qi Dynasty married early and became pregnant, and the girl's family was basically married at the age of fifteen or sixteen.The age of the flower-like Lori, if I were a pervert, I would be on it!
But I have been an upright young man for more than 20 years before I crossed over, and I didn't lack love when I was a teenager after crossing, and I really couldn't be perverted."
Let's stay for a meal.""
Yes."
I slowly bowed to Master again."
As I said earlier, there is no need to be polite between master and apprentice."
The prime minister probably had a little headache from my worship.To be honest, I also worship dizzy, but in the feudal dynasty, the etiquette cannot be abolished.Back then, because I went to the yamen and forgot to kneel to the county master, I was beaten a lot of boards!
It still hurts in my butt when I think about it now.You know, in modern times, I can shake hands with the emperor!
Alas, it is better to be socialist.After eating, I politely declined the palanquin man arranged by the Prime Minister's Mansion."
Ji Shilang really doesn't need us to send it?"
The butler of the Prime Minister's Mansion was very polite."
It's okay, I want to walk alone."
Belch.The food at the prime minister's house was too delicious, so he walked home to eliminate his food.The east is rich and the west is expensive, and the south is poor and the north is cheap.The prime minister's neighbors must also be of equal status."
Yo, Ji Shilang, just came out of the prime minister's house?""
The prince is polite."
Another bow, I feel like after a few more years, my abs can be trained.By the moonlight, I swayed in the direction of the Zhuangyuan Mansion.The Qi Dynasty's talent encouragement and competition system can be called perfect, and the Xinke Zhuangyuan Mansion is located on the left side of the central axis of the capital, that is, the easternmost part of the western district of the city.The transportation to work is extremely convenient, and there is a food street in the east of the city when you go out, and you can also go to the night market after work.It's just that these benefits are only for three years.The Champion Mansion is a short-term rental lot, which is given to the new champion who lives every three years, and has to move out when it expires.So much so that after three years, if I didn't make any achievements, I would have no place to live in the capital.It took 20 minutes to walk from the prime minister's house to the Zhuangyuan's mansion, but I didn't go directly to the house, but went to the night market in the east of the city as usual.Since the previous generation of the He family beat the tribes of the Western Regions to the north of the Snow Sacred Mountain, the Qi Dynasty began to trade with the Western Regions.Nowadays, many of the items sold in this night market are interesting gadgets from the Western Regions.Standing in the crowd, I took a deep breath without a trace: lamb skewers, beef skewers, sizzling tofu.It smells so good!
It's a pity that the preservation technology is not developed enough, otherwise with the addition of sizzling squid and sizzling prawns, this night market will be even more fragrant!
Walking around, carrying a thin purse, I didn't buy anything.Lowly.Grape wine glow-in-the-dark humble.Occasionally, a little girl passing by shyly and timidly threw me a handkerchief.I didn't pick it up.This was the custom of the Qi Dynasty.If the little girl thinks that the young man is handsome, she throws a handkerchief to him, and if the young man is willing, she will return the handkerchief, and if he has no intention of ignoring it.There are even people who have set up a special handkerchief throwing training course for this matter.Teach the girls how to throw handkerchiefs at men with precision and ruthlessness.Which girl is not pregnant with spring, even if the lover does not respond, but he will definitely not throw the other girl's handkerchief to the ground in front of him.Of course, most of the girls don't ask for any results, and that's just the way the folk customs are.Throwing away the handkerchief is equivalent to a compliment, so that the good-looking boy knows how much they look like the girl.There are even literati who wrote a "Handkerchief Fu" specifically for this matter to pour out their unhappiness: why do men praise girls for being good-looking and thin, and women can be embarrassed with handkerchiefs casually!
Every word reveals the small grievances brought about by unfairness.This shows the openness of the Qi Dynasty.When I was about to go back, something slowly hung on my head.When I raised my hand, it was a handkerchief.It's just that this quaint tone and slightly thicker texture can make people recognize at a glance that this is a man's handkerchief.I grabbed the handkerchief and looked up.I saw a boy in brocade clothes lying by the window facing the street, shouting a little drunk."
Don't look at it!
That's what I lost!
I can't cast a veil for a little girl, I'll vote for a man!
Don't look at me!
I keep sleeves!
I love girls!
”The drunken boy spoke upside down, revealing the arrogance of Lao Tzu who thinks you are good-looking.For a moment, I somewhat understood why it was rude for a man to take the initiative to throw a veil at a woman.This hooded man, I, a macho man, can't stand it, let alone a delicate little girl."
Alright, don't make a fuss."
Another voice came from the window."
Brother, I'm sorry, he never received a handkerchief from the girl's house, so he made trouble when he got drunk.You will be tired for a while, settle him, and I will come down and apologize to you. ”The sober boy has a sincere attitude, and although his tone is smiling, it does not make people feel offended.On the contrary, it makes people speculate that he is also such a noble son who speaks with a three-point smile on weekdays.By the time I got tired from my neck, I looked down and looked up again, and the drunken man had already been caught inside, leaving only a figure by the window.He was looking down, straight into my gaze, too.I'm not a particularly face-bearer person, but I dare to say that this is the best-looking man I've seen since I entered Beijing.It's not just about the skin, it's about that kind of grace.One or two more are frivolous, and one or two less are artificial.If this is a novel, then the male protagonist must be him!
It's just that the next moment, I heard the merry boy say with a smile: "The son is really handsome, or you can also take a handkerchief from me." ”"He Si, what are you messing about?
Are you drunk too?
”I silently retracted my gaze and walked forward silently: It's the male protagonist of the novel, yes, but it's probably a Tanmei novel.The Merry Boy shouted loudly from behind, "Don't be angry, Childe!
I was wrong!
Don't go, come up and play!
”The tone is so eager, I don't know that I thought there was a small restaurant on this street to solicit customers.I couldn't help but speed up my pace home.Standing outside the door of the Champion's Mansion, I knocked on the knocker and waited for the housekeeper to open the door.Looking at the bright lights in the distance, the lively crowds of people in the night market in the east of the city passed by the ears lonely.The door of the Zhuangyuan Mansion opened from the inside, and the professional housekeeper of the short-term rental apartment poked his head out: "The master is back, and he is going to the night market again today?"
”"Just hang out.""
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The kitchen has made refreshments, can you use some of them?""
Well, it's hard work."
I withdrew my gaze from the wealthy area looking east of the city, and followed the housekeeper into the Zhuangyuan Mansion.Today is another day without a rich woman.Doesn't it mean that women like to go shopping?
Why didn't I meet it in the night market!
The flower of Kaolin is like Yuanlang, waiting for the favor of an adult pretty widow.Otherwise, in three years, I won't have the money to buy a house.The author has something to say: Good-looking male protagonist: That's why you visit the night market?
I'm back!
Old, don't urge the old pit, let me delay a little longer x welcome fattening, to prevent me from pit the text x of course if you can chat with me in the comment area, it would be great x by the way to clear the mines: first-person sand carving text, but there may be some bloody plot in the later stage, you can refer to "Survival in the Abuse Text".If the abuse degree of "In the Abuse Text" is taken as the standard 1, the abuse degree of the later plot is about 2.Chapter 2 The structure of the Zhuangyuan's Mansion is slightly simpler than that of the Prime Minister's Mansion, but probably because of the Zhuangyuanlang, who has lived in several terms, the mansion is full of literary color.In this corridor, for example, there are several impolite champions who have mentioned the word.This font is elegantly written in the beautiful scenery of the small garden in the aria, and it is estimated that it was written in the spring.This vigorous pen is sighing at the endless night sky, and by the way, he misses the prairie of his hometown.This piece is white-painted......
It is estimated that he was slaughtered for a crime.Thinking back to the gossip I saw, it was the champion of forty or fifty years ago.Because of the relationship between living in the same house, the relationship between the previous champions is actually quite good.After all, it often happens: I forgot to bring something out when I moved, and I was troubled to help me bring it over when I went to court.I heard that the largest span was three years apart.Nine years ago, after becoming the head of the household, he suddenly remembered that he had buried a Buddha statue under the tree of the Champion Mansion, so he asked the then Champion to help dig it up, and it is said that the two later established a religious group.It also develops offline from time to time."
Sir, refreshments are ready.""
Take it to the study.""
Okay."
Shaking off the subordinates who wanted to serve, I took out the "Six Books" from the bottom of the bookshelf.The indigo book cover, with black letters on a white background, looks extremely serious.When you open it, it's a biography of martial arts heroes!
I didn't buy it!
The previous champions are not serious people, hehe.No wonder the relationship is good, it turns out that it's all book friendship.While eating pastries and reading a book, as soon as there was a sound of footsteps passing by, I immediately picked up a brush and wrote two words on the blank paper.Pretending to study hard, I can't do it the best!
I stayed up all night reading novels, and I yawned and went to court.In fact, being a civil servant in a feudal state is not without benefits.Clocking in in the morning, going home to work in the afternoon, staying up late and working overtime when there is something to do, and sneaking away to play when there is nothing to do.It's just that when I'm occasionally pushed by my boss, I'm a little nervous.After all, procrastination in modern society torments one's own heart at most, and ancient society is likely to be tormented □□."
Ji Shilang, Your Majesty has summoned you to the imperial study.""
The minister knows, thank you father-in-law."
I went to the imperial study in a hurry, made a big salute, and waited until the emperor slowly said "Aiqing flattened" before standing up straight."
It is reported that Aiqing was busy in the study late last night, but what was wrong?"
In order to increase the sense of prestige, the emperor always spoke slowly."
It's nothing, I'm just flipping through the classics, disturbing Your Majesty's worries."
As for who made the small report, do you still need to think about it?
The landlord of the short-term rental champion mansion is the emperor, and the employees are also the emperor's."
Haha, he is worthy of being the youngest champion of this dynasty, even Xiu Mu is also diligent in his studies."
The emperor laughed twice, and gently picked up and put down this matter, as if he had called me over to express the purest leadership concern."
Your Majesty's praise."
This is where the benefits of facial paralysis come into play.You don't need to make an effort to be shy, just bow your head and bow to the emperor, which is the most standard gesture of modesty.After coming out of the imperial study, I went to the Ministry of Engineering to look at the progress of the drawings of the summer resort, and ate a meal in the canteen of the unit before leaving.There is no way, the cost of the capital is too great.Someone gives you a gift, and you have to find a way to return the gift.Gifts given by others can neither be sold nor represented.This custom has turned me from a teenager who loves to make friends to a social phobia.It's happier to stay in a short-term rental house and read a book.When I came out of the palace, the market in the east of the city was basically closed.There were only a few unsold vendors left, sitting on small horses, and soliciting business without a ride.After all, it was already halfway through noon, and the little guys in charge of purchasing had already returned home.The young master and young lady of a rich family will not go out shopping in the sun, and they are probably listening to music and books in a teahouse or bookstore at this time."
Master, it's a hexagram."
At noon, in addition to the hawkers, there was also a fortune teller who engaged in feudal superstition confiscated the stall.The fortune teller is literate and also takes over the work of writing letters, so there is business all day long."
Master, it's a hexagram, it's not allowed to ask for money."
Just kidding, my ...... who grew up under the red flag "When will I get rich!""
Count."
Forget it, let me sacrifice a little money and go deep into the enemy camp to see what kind of deception and trickery this feudal dross that has been circulating for thousands of years is and how it deceives the people!
However, when it comes to bewitching the people, there is a mysterious thing in the capital.Looking at the entire Qi Dynasty, there is almost no one who does not know the He family.The ancestors of the He family opened up the territory and laid the foundation of Daqi.It's just that in the past ten years, a lot of things have happened to the He family.After the fathers of the He family died in battle one after another, the juniors of the He family also died one after another.If it is said that it is common for the military generals to die on the battlefield, but the He family's death is a little weird.The eldest of the He family, He Yi, died from an arrow piercing his heart.The second eldest of the He family, He Bu, died from a dagger in the abdomen.The third child of the He family, He Chuan, died in the division of five horses.The fourth child of the He family, He Jin, oh, this is not dead.He Jin is the only remaining single seedling of the He family today, because the elders in the family are dead and no one is to discipline them, and now they have become a famous gentleman in the capital.Today, the saints pity the people of the He family who sacrificed their lives for the country, and they are very honored to He Jin.The people love this kind of strange and chaotic thing the most, and they have speculated that the He family will end up here because the killing is too heavy, and some people are guessing what kind of death He Jin will have."
Is it a word measurement or a palmistry?"
The fortune teller asked, interrupting my thoughts."
Word measurement."
Speaking of which, in addition to the word "today", the king also has four strokes."
That Lao Fu Ye left ink treasures on this paper."
The fortune teller flattered.Hiss--!
It's true that you do business by lip service, which is really nice.After a moment of silence, I slowly wrote a "congratulatory" on the paper.Probably this word was beyond the scope of the fortune teller's cheat sheet, and he was obviously stunned for a moment: "Hey?"
”I nodded without changing my face, thinking: Edit, I'll see how you make it.After getting rid of the words "wealth, luck, good, and seeking", I see how you make it up.However, those who can eat in the capital have a certain degree of professionalism, and this fortune teller came as soon as he opened his mouth: "He, add shellfish on top and below, and Zuo Li and mouth." ”"Gabe, it means that the lord will have a lot of luck, after all, not everything can be called a treasure."
I secretly wrote it down in my heart, and it seems that the true meaning of this fortune telling is the word splitting."
As for this left force and mouth.Ye seems to be a scholar and can speak well, which corresponds to this oral word.Therefore, this word of force represents the destined person.In the near future, you will meet a man with a strong force, and he will call you: Baby. ”So there will be a powerful person who will give me a baby!
No, wait!
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What do you mean by this baby, but it doesn't seem to be the same as I understand it?"
Isn't it fortune?"
How can it be the same as marriage?
Are you fortune tellers so unprofessional?
The fortune teller's face stiffened when he congratulated the newlyweds, and he began to desperately remedy it: "Well, I mean, the other party will not only call you baby, but also give you baby." ”Okay, I'm really waiting for a rich woman to invite me to soft rice.But how can such a thing be said in public!
Do I still want the face of the glorious wind and moon?"
Nonsense."
I frowned and feigned anger, but I was thinking about how to rely on the fortune-telling money this time."
Poof, baby."
Suddenly a voice came from behind him, somewhat familiar.When I turned around, I was still a little familiar.It's you, the male protagonist of Tan Meiwen!"
Baby, I think he's quite accurate, my surname is He, and I'm quite rich."
The male protagonist surnamed Tan Meiwen looked at me with a smile, as if waiting for my reaction.I turned and left.Just kidding, calling me baby and trying to call me for money.I suspect you're a group of immortals.The author has something to say: Well, although it is in the first person, I will not write all of Ji Yibai's psychological activities.After all, some plots will be boring if they all rely on first-person spoilers~ Chapter 3 "Eh, don't go, Childe." ”The male protagonist surnamed He followed me very familiarly.Don't call a friend.People want to go, the water flows eastward, and our feelings are not forced.I have no CP in infrastructure, how can I save you who are Tan Meiwen."
Childe, it's noon.I'll invite you to the Celadon House for a cup of tea. ”Celadon Building, the most expensive teahouse in Beijing.If you say that, I'll be free.Eating tea and listening to books, our friendship has sprouted.But for the sake of face, I definitely can't just say, "What exactly do you want to do?"
”As soon as the words fell, the vendor who set up a stall next to him collected his goods, as if he was afraid of being implicated.Is my tone cold?
Friend, listen to me explain that I really want to have tea, but if I promise you all at once, wouldn't it be very suspicious?
Fortunately, the male protagonist surnamed He deserves to be my recognized friend, and he was not deterred by my momentum at all, and even smiled brighter."
I hit Childe at first sight last night, but I seem to have accidentally scared you.So I want to ask you to eat tea to make amends. ”I secretly counted three seconds in my mind: one, two, three."
Okay."
Article 8 of the secret technique of social interaction in Beijing: Leave space during the conversation, and hesitate to think deeply about familiarity."
Then let's go, what do you call Childe?
My surname is He, my name is He Jin, and my friends generally call me He Si. ”It's you, the central figure of the city's supernatural legends."
Ji Yibai.""
It turned out to be Ji Zhuangyuanlang!
I knew that this year's champion was so handsome, and I went to see it when you were on the street two months ago. ”He Si said livelyly in his ear, and his mouth never stopped.So even though I didn't talk much, the two of them didn't fall into the embarrassment of silence.In the teahouse, He Si also politely ordered a lot of food.Eat tea and listen to books, although He Si talks more than he talks."
Where is Ji Gongzi?""
Jiangsu and Zhejiang.""
Which book is Ji Gongzi's favorite?""
Six Books" "How did Ji Gongzi worship under the Prime Minister?"
”"Serendipity."......
"Ji Gongzi, see you next time!"
”After chatting and eating tea, He Si politely sent me back to the gate of the Zhuangyuan Mansion.Looking at his back as he left, I looked up at the sun in the sky and estimated the time, it was about three o'clock."
Sir, you're back.""
Hmm."
Entering the courtyard, the world suddenly fell silent.The faint sun shone in through the window and reflected on the shelves, and the encapsulated books were dyed in the color of the afterglow, making them look a little dim.It's time of day again to start struggling with whether to light a candle or not.Maybe it's because He Si has been chattering all afternoon.Now that I am away from this kind of bustle, it makes people feel a little lonely.Especially in the face of unfinished work, this sense of loneliness becomes even stronger.Why!
I'm so sour!
Why can He Si eat, drink and have fun!
I still have to work!
I'll have to find a way to rub him again.I took out the pillow-made butt pad from the box at the bottom of the bookshelf, and I went to work.No way, although the Taishi chair looks extraordinary, it really hurts to sit for a long time.But how could a literati with the posture of bluegrass not sit uprightly on a stool?
So I had to do it secretly.In order not to be discovered, I sewed this cotton mat myself with two broken pillows.It's poignant to think about.Grinding ink, laying paper, and lifting a pen, I noticed that a hair that was caught in the paper last night was missing.So I put my pen down again and sighed.The short-term rental champion apartment is good for everything, but nothing is your own, only the cushion under this butt is still a little warm.Fortunately, when I read the novel yesterday and pretended to be serious, I didn't choose to copy the name of the protagonist, but casually silently said a few famous quotes.What should you do if you know that you are under the surveillance of your boss?
Of course, it is to make the appearance of hard work to imply a promotion and a raise from the boss!
But it's not good to try too hard, so I'm called by my boss to talk again."
Aiqing has been working hard lately."
The Emperor sipped his tea as he spoke, presumably trying to create a relaxed atmosphere for conversation."
Your Majesty's praise.""
A few days ago, I talked about the flower viewing banquet, and since the work of the Ministry of Industry is almost done now, it doesn't hurt to go out for a walk occasionally."
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I don't know if all the people who have reached the age like to talk about the matchmaker, but the emperor even began to force me to be a pervert.But as a humble social animal, where can he rebel against the boss.It was only at this time that I suddenly discovered how cute the bosses in my previous life were.After all, at that time, I could call them stupid to their faces, and the most they could do was fire me.But not now, but if I scold a fool, I can be reincarnated.The day before the flower-viewing feast, the Prime Minister invited me to his house for dinner.He also asked me with a smile, "Are you going to go to the flower viewing banquet tomorrow?"
”"Yes."
I bowed to him again."
If you see Wan'er, take more care of me, after all, she rarely goes out, and she may not be used to crowded places.""
Yes, I know."
Facts have proved that etiquette cannot be abolished, and etiquette really cannot be abolished.The Prime Minister said a few days ago, forget it, you young people don't want to go on a blind date.Aren't you going to eat a book today?
What if I don't bow properly and get a grudge one day?
This year's Beijing Male and Female Blind Date Conference was held in Xining Palace, next door to the He family.Speaking of which, I don't know if it's because He Si has been wandering outside for many years, and in the past few months since I came to the capital, I have never met him at the door of He's house.After meeting the people in King Ning's Mansion, I found a relatively clean corner to hide.Watching the men and women in the garden quietly flirt.That's when the benefits of knowing too much gossip come into play.At this time, I am like a reader of a detective novel who has been spoiled, and at a glance, I know who has a leg with whom.This son and the young lady are a couple, but because they met when they visited the Qinglou, they couldn't let the family know, so they could only pretend to be the first acquaintance at the flower viewing banquet.Is there really nothing wrong with where the two of you know each other, though?
The probe was looking for his pen pal, and it is said that they agreed to wear bamboo green and peach pink today.It's just that there seems to be only one son wearing peach powder at the scene today......
Well......
I wish them every success in the face-to-face base.The boy by the pond has already sent flowers to the three girls, and there seem to be four hooks outside at the same time, and he is a sea king.I heard that it was a family in the middle of the road, probably trying to find a rich woman.It's just that whether it's a man or a woman, everyone's age doesn't look very old.There is always a feeling of watching high school students fall in love."
Hey, boy over there, do me a favor!"
I was watching the play when I heard someone calling me in the corner.As soon as I looked up, a familiar figure.He Si, who climbed the wall, was also happy: "Ji Gongzi, it's a coincidence." ”"Gongzi He, why did you ......?"
Article 16 of the social secret technique of the capital, in order to show that the other party saves face, sometimes there is no need to say everything."
If you enter through the gate, you have to prepare a gift for the master's house, and you don't need to climb the wall."
He Si said it rightly.Turtle turtle, I didn't expect He Si to have such a mind to live at home.If I hadn't asked for a face, I'd have done it.The author has something to say: eating books refers to the act of not respecting the plot content that has been produced in literary creation (including games, novels, comics, etc.), directly ignoring it in subsequent works, and forcibly modifying the story history, resulting in a hard coherence of the plot and making it difficult to justify itself.Excerpt from Baidu Encyclopedia.Combined with the context of this article, the simple explanation is: what you just said two days ago, turn around and don't recognize it!
=====Tomorrow Sunday, rest not more x Chapter 4 "Ji Gongzi, take a hand and help me down." ”He Si shook his hand at me.Only then did I notice that just now I was leaning against the courtyard wall and outside He Si's house, no wonder I couldn't meet He Si who climbed the wall.Raising his hand to help He Si, who escaped from the wall, came down, and I continued to watch the live love show in the venue."
Ji Gongzi, your hands are so soft, they are completely different from mine!"
He Si looked at me as if he had discovered something surprising.I silently hid my hand in my sleeve.However, Speaking of which, He Si's hand doesn't look like the hand of a gentleman, should it be said that it is really a family of military generals?
There is a thin layer of calluses in the palm of the palm, and it is estimated that I often practiced martial arts when my parents were still there when I was a child.Seeing that I ignored him, He Si was not angry, and brought up other topics: "Anyway, do you remember the story told by Mr.
Storyteller that day......"
The love and emotional programs that have been passed through the drama are far from listening to He Si talk about the wonderful life of the gentlemen, so my attention gradually shifted to He Si imperceptibly.But it won't be discovered.For the sake of the character of a gentleman Rulan, my eyes fell on the peach branch passing over the wall, pretending to be uninterested in what He Si said.The brown branches were dotted with only two or three pink peaches, lined with emerald leaves, as if they had been lightly touched by literati and ink writers.A fat finch landed and bent the peach branch downward."
Speaking of which, the one who threw your handkerchief that day actually deserved it......
Seeing that people were making money by opening handkerchief classes, he actually went to open a class to teach men how to avoid being hit by handkerchiefs 100%, and he himself was the most successful student in that class. ”He Si's words startled the bird and flew away with its wings, and it seemed that even the bird was surprised that there was such a strange man.The peach branch trembled slightly, and gradually returned to its former calm."
Ji Gongzi......
You laughed just now!
”He Si's somewhat surprised voice made me withdraw my gaze from the peach branch, and raised my hand to touch the corner of my mouth.Just now, laughing?"
You can laugh!
Sure enough, my brother is too stupid, I'll tell you about him again. ”He Si talked about the stupid things of his friends without any brotherhood.But I'm trained to not laugh unless I can't help it.As for the ...... just now Probably because the years are too calm and comfortable."
Miss Situ has arrived!"
The doorman announced loudly like a ticket, and I straightened up my waist, which was a little loose because of relaxation, dusted off the non-existent dust on my body, and nodded to He Si: "Farewell." ”Humble social animal, working online.Protect Lori and don't be a pervert.Before I got close to the gatehouse, I saw the prime minister's precious granddaughter, Situ Wan'er, from a distance.She also caught a glimpse of me, waved at me happily, and then, presumably reminded by her subordinate to pay attention to her manners, she put it down again."
Miss Situ."
I slowly swayed at her.Little Lori also returned a cute salute to me, and called me crisply: "Brother Ji." ”Then he looked at me, waiting for me to continue speaking.Heh, just kidding, I still don't know how to talk to girls?"
The young ladies of the official family are sitting in the west hall, I'll take you there."
I just know too well, otherwise how could I be single for two lifetimes.Little Lori is obviously lost.,Actually, I don't think she really likes me.。
What girl hasn't fantasized about a campus prince when she was young?
I'm just the dream of thousands of girls.Alas, I always feel a little ashamed when I don't think about it.Bringing Situ Little Lori to the tea party of the little Lori, my task is complete.But just as I was about to say goodbye, little Lori attacked: "Brother Ji take me to the garden for a walk." ”