Knowing that Zhang Aidao's father may have Alzheimer's, Zhou Bai shook his head helplessly, he didn't know how to contact Zhang Aidao, so he could only go to the station tomorrow morning, and then find someone to bring news to Zhang Aidao.Thinking of this, Zhou Bai had already finished drinking the porridge in his hand, but when he saw that the old man was about to serve another bowl of porridge, he quickly stopped the other party and said, "Old man, don't be busy, I'll take care of myself." ”Looking at the other party's somewhat messy and sloppy room, Zhou Bai said, "Why don't I help you clean your room?"
”Old man: "You want to help your father with housework?"
It's so good. ”Zhou Bai smiled slightly: "Then I'll help you wash the dishes first." ”As he spoke, he helped the old man to sit on the sofa, and then Zhou Bai turned his head, glared at Christina, and made a throat-cutting motion."
Roar!"
Christina got angry: "Don't go too far Zhou Bai, only people have ever shoveled feces for cats, and I have never seen cats wash dishes for people, you are going against the sky and digging your own grave!"
”Bang!
A moment later, with tears in her eyes, Christina cursed in her heart while washing the dishes: "Scum!
Zhou Bai, you are not human!
Dead cat madness!
I'm going to expose you!
”Aisha wagged her tail and circled around Christina curiously.After Zhou Bai on the other side of the lazy value +5 helped the old man sit down, he lay down on the sofa by himself, happily watching the lazy value increase by 5 points.He touched his chin and thought: "In addition to the 200 points that lie down every day, it seems that someone has done what I was supposed to do for me, and I rest by myself, it seems that I can get lazy points?"
”"And what if no one does it for me?"
Next, Zhou Bai began to experiment with the law of obtaining lazy qi value in the old man's house.A few hours later, the old man was already asleep in bed.Christina lay panting on the ground, her tail hanging on the ground, her chin on the ground, her mouth open, and her tongue sticking out.Aisha lay on her side, wagging her tail and sticking out her tongue deliberately like Christina, with joy in her eyes.Zhou Bai slowly got up from the sofa, stretched, yawned and said, "I'm tired to death."
I can't imagine lying on the sofa for four hours in a row, so tired, oops, this waist is going to break.Cultivation is really not easy. ”Christina: "I ......"
Zhou Bai: "Huh?
”Christina: "It's hard work Zhou Bai, I'm so tired from practicing, hurry up and go to sleep and rest." ”Zhou Bai twisted his neck, looked at the lazy value increased on the auxiliary system, and had a smile on his face.After these four hours of trying, Zhou Bai learned some rules.That is, if you don't do what you should do, it will increase your laziness value.For example, washing dishes at the beginning increased Zhou Bai's laziness value by 5 points.And these things are not necessarily replaced by someone, Zhou Bai later promised the old man to help sweep the floor, but did not let Christina sweep the floor, just lay on the sofa and did nothing, and also got 5 lazy points."
But anyway, there is free cat power, and I can't bully other people's old gentlemen, so of course I'd better let Christina do it." ’Zhou Bai touched his chin and said, "But the work to be done is something that can be done and conforms to a certain logic."
And it seems that it is not possible to repeat the same behavior in a day to brush the lazy gas value.And I deliberately said that I wanted to take Zhang Aidao over for the old gentleman, saying that I would change his house and treat him or something, and those impossible things didn't seem to work. ’Zhou Bai learned that the auxiliary system has its own set of logic in the collection of lazy gas values, although he has not fully figured it out, but at present, it seems that it is best to go with the flow and see the stitches.What is the principle of this laziness value?
Change the timeline?
Changing cause and effect to harvest energy?
Creating parallel universes?
Create a new future and gather some kind of power?
’Zhou Bai shook his head, the principle of lazy qi value was still too advanced for him, and it was useless to think about it.It's better to increase your lazy value as much as possible in the remaining days, before the entrance test officially starts, and increase your Yuan Shen value.So in the next few days, Zhou Bai lived in the old man's house, studied hard every day, constantly improved the lazy value, and then added it to the Yuan Shen value."
Christina!
Go and wipe the floor. ”"Christina!
Help me rub my waist and lie down so sore. ”"Christina!
I want to eat Buddha jumping over the wall for dinner......"
"You're enough!
Buddha jumping over the wall?
I'm committing suicide and making a dragon and tiger fight for you, okay?
”Time passed day by day, and he practiced every day, and the night before the entrance test, Zhou Bai not only increased his Yuan Shen value to 99 points, but also had an additional 1,000 points of lazy energy.Looking at the 1,000 points of laziness and the 99 points of the Yuan Shen value, Zhou Bai said with a solemn expression: "Do I want to try it today, can I increase the Yuan Shen value to 100 points?"
”According to Zhang Aidao, before the degree of Taoism is 0 and there is no formal cultivation, the power of the Yuan Shen can only reach 99 points at most.However, the auxiliary system is not a regular cultivation, it is to directly add points to Zhou Bai, which is very likely to allow him to break through the limit of 99 and stand out in tomorrow's entrance test.I wanted to try it in my heart, but Zhou Bai was just about to add it, but the pictures in his memory were reflected in his mind.Underground base, rows of corpses in secret rooms.Elsa who demonized into a Shiba Inu.Bandu's twisted upper body.Zhang Aidao's father, who fell into Alzheimer's disease.Scenes swept through his mind, extinguishing his inner desires little by little."
Zhou Bai, this is my last lesson, to live, no matter how humble, how scared, how desperate......
Stay alive. ”It seemed that he remembered a man's voice again, and Zhou Bai shook his head: "Whew, forget it."
Safety first, safety first.And more than 99 points, too eye-catching, not necessarily good. ”So Zhou Bai finally didn't raise the Yuan Shen value to 100 points, stayed lazy and went to bed, and slept until dawn.The next morning, Zhou Bai had just gotten up, and a fragrance kept getting into his nose.Zhang Aidao's father walked out with a bowl of noodles, looked at Zhou Bai and said, "Daodao, you have to take the exam today, Dad specially cooked noodles for you and added two poached eggs." ”Zhou Bai was stunned, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, took the noodles and ate them, and said softly while eating, "Thank you, Dad." ”The old man was shocked when he heard this, and a look of joy appeared on his face.The door opened, Zhou Bai walked towards the door, and the old man waved his hand behind his back and shouted, "Daodao!"
Come on!
”Zhou Bai waved his hand and asked the old man to go back.Christina lay at the door of the window, with a happy smile on her face: "This demon king of the bastard world is finally gone, no, I want to slip away quickly, I can't live this day, if I stay like this, I will die of overwork sooner or later." ”As she spoke, Christina wanted to leave, but saw Elsa appear in front of her with a bowl in her mouth, dangling around her."
I don't have time to feed you!"
Christina snorted coldly, and secretly opened the window door to escape, but the next moment she felt that her body was light, and the whole cat had turned into a cloud of white smoke that could not be seen by others, and it had penetrated into Zhou Bai's eyebrows.Leaving Aisha lying on her stomach at the window, holding a rice bowl in her mouth, her mouth whining.