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Chapter 18: The Miracle Doctor?


Mo Ququ and Granny Wang chatted for a while after eating, and no one came all day except for Granny Wang coming to see the sick and Wang Hu coming to ask for debts.Looking at the dark and silent street outside the door, she sighed, closed the door and turned around."

Li Gongzi, I hope that your medical path can go smoothly, and you will definitely become a good doctor."

After muttering a few words, Mo Ququ turned off the light and rested.On the third day, when Mo Ququ finished dressing up as usual, she went to open the door of Liu Chuntang, and the scene presented by opening the door today was completely different from the past, making her sluggish.I saw that the bustling crowd outside the door was rushing to the right, and the crazy look was like a pack of wolves in heat.Curious, she looked to the right, and there was a pair of tables and chairs next to Liu Chuntang, a peerless beauty wearing a short red skirt and long hair flowing behind her back leaning against the wall with her hands behind her back, her mouth open and open and singing beautiful songs.I don't know what song it is, but it's very good, it makes people feel like they have entered a world of flowers, the blue sky is an endless garden, colorful, and they are lying among the flowers, which makes people indulge in it.Mo Ququ also lost her mind for a moment, but she quickly reacted, first ashamed of the beautiful woman in the red dress, then frowned, and muttered in a low voice: "She is obviously so beautiful, why is she standing on the side of the street singing in such revealing clothes like the woman in the Spring Tower?"

”Soon, her gaze changed again, and now she paid attention to the white-robed young man sitting in his seat.It's Li Xingchen, which makes her very strange, why did Li Xingchen come over again?

Just as he wanted to walk over and ask, he saw Li Xingchen standing up patting the table and shouting: "Okay, okay, after I see ten patients, Guiya will sing, welcome everyone." ”Li Xingchen put the pulse pillow and some medical utensils on the table seriously.Li Guiya is the name that Li Xingchen chose for the superstar robot, why did she choose this name, because she is very noble and elegant.When Li Guiya saw Li Xingchen say this, her beautiful singing stopped, which made the audience cry out unhappily and looked at Li Xingchen with dissatisfaction.Immediately, they all reacted, it turned out that such a beautiful beauty was to attract people, just to help the doctor next to him advertise......"

Welcome to the doctor, factory ......

Xingchen is a miracle doctor, and any disease can be cured. ”Li Guiya threw a wink at everyone, and then squinted her eyes and smiled, like a snow lotus in full bloom."

I'm coming!

Hurry up, MD, I still want to listen to the song, it's the first time I've heard such a beautiful song. ”A short man with an obscene face sat down in front of Li Xingchen, pulled his sleeves apart, put his wrist on the pulse pillow, and shouted angrily at Li Xingchen.With Li Guiya speaking, a group of wolf men frantically rushed to Li Xingchen, hoping that this guy would see ten patients and then watch the beautiful woman sing again, which is not only pleasing to the ear but also pleasing to the eye.Li Xingchen didn't expect the crowd to be so fanatical, and sure enough, the hero was sad about the beauty, and after laughing in his heart, he sat down and pretended to help the lewd dwarf take the pulse.Xiaochang scolded angrily: "Factory director, although Guiya is a robot, please respect her!"

The chip I gave her is a very high-grade chip, as long as it lasts a long time, she will have her own self-awareness, please treat her as a human being!

”Li Xingchen was stunned, and then said indifferently: "I know, I know, I didn't force her, she told me, she just wants to sing and dance, and she doesn't care about anything else." ”Xiaochang was speechless for a moment, and it remembered that the superstar robot chip was made based on the craziest superstar in the interstellar world, and that craziest superstar was a madman who could sing and dance almost 24 hours a day without stopping......

Ignoring the small factory, Li Xingchen stared at the lewd dwarf."

What do you see?

I'm not sick, hurry up, replace the next one. ”The lewd dwarf is about to get up.But he was immediately pulled by Li Xingchen, "Wait." ”"What!"

The lewd dwarf shouted angrily."

You're a bit sick."

Li Xingchen said with a frown."

Huh."

The lewd dwarf was amused by Li Xingchen's words, sat down again, and said with great interest: "Then tell me, what is my illness?"

”Li Xingchen also knew that this person didn't believe in his medical skills, but he didn't care, because he would let him back later, and they believed it.Li Xingchen stretched out a finger and said, "First, when you sleep at night, do you often wake up with menstrual pumping in your calves?"

”As soon as these words came out, the lewd dwarf's expression changed, obviously, Li Xingchen was right.The people around him were also shocked, this person is really so godly?

Even the calf pumping can be said when sleeping.Li Xingchen also stretched out his second finger and continued: "Second, when you go to the toilet, do you feel a throbbing pain in your lower back as soon as you exert yourself. ”The lewd dwarf's expression changed again, and he couldn't sit still, because Li Xingchen was right again, and he stared at Li Xingchen nervously.Li Xingchen stretched out his third finger and said again: "Third, you still have premature ejaculation." ”The lewd dwarf's pupils opened suddenly, his hand trembled and pointed at Li Xingchen in disbelief, and then he stood up abruptly and shouted excitedly: "Doctor, you have said it, can you cure it?"

”The people around him suddenly gasped and said everything?

What a miracle doctor?"

Yes, and you're my first guest, it's free.""

Really?

It's great, I hope the doctor will help me heal, this disease has been suffering for me for a long time, I don't dare to go to the toilet, it's uncomfortable to death. ”When the lewd dwarf thought of his painful life for many years, he suddenly cried and cried and took Li Xingchen's hand.Li Xingchen frowned in disgust, but this was the first battle for his reputation, so he endured the idea of punching the lewd dwarf in the face."

You stand up first."

Li Xingchen said."

Uh-huh."

The lewd dwarf quickly stood up, "And then?"

”Li Xingchen didn't reply, he walked in front of the lewd dwarf under everyone's puzzled gaze, and when everyone didn't react, Li Xingchen actually punched the lewd dwarf in the abdomen."

AhhThe lewd dwarf screamed miserably, curled up on the ground with his stomach in his arms, his mouth spitting white water, his eyes widening, and his face full of pain.Li Xingchen wiped his hands and said lightly: "Okay, it's cured." ”Everyone stared at Li Xingchen in amazement, for a long time, I don't know who said "faint doctor", and then the crowd exploded, scolding Li Xingchen for faint doctor.Li Xingchen didn't care, he expected this kind of reaction from the people around him, because he was also suspicious when he received that the physician system wanted to use this method to treat the disease, but after carefully looking at the introduction, he didn't doubt it.Li Xingchen shook his finger and explained calmly: "There is a black thing stuck on it in front of his kidney, and the kidney is an important project for human excretion, and it is because of this black thing stuck on it that he has pain and premature ejaculation when he goes to the toilet, I think he may not be able to do it for three seconds."

As for why his calf had menstrual withdrawal, it was because the nerves were compressed, which made the transmission of nerve information in his body poor when he was sleeping, and his calf meridians were subject to unknown instructions, so it caused menstrual withdrawal. ”Li Xingchen said that the head was the Tao, but no one understood it, but they all felt that it made sense.()