"Fatty, get out of here" Okay, when I go out, the fat man must have such an awareness, even if he is not the last one to come in, he must take the initiative to go out, and at this time, Liu Hong did not go out with him, the good brother is not reflected at this time, and it is not a big deal.
So, Lin Yuan changed to another elevator, but he didn't expect that there was no one, pressed the cafeteria on the ninth floor, he continued to hold on to the wall of the elevator, but the elevator stopped on the third floor, and approached a slender but unusually plump beautiful woman with a faint fragrance but a strong aura.
"Hongsao beef noodles, let you drive me out, I met a beautiful royal sister in the elevator, and there are only two of us who are lonely men and widows."
Lin Yuan immediately sent a message, and then stood obediently, without any movement, it was impossible to talk to him, it was impossible in this life, this is not a skill that otaku should know "What is a beautiful royal sister, I can meet eighteen in a day, and the most important thing is that you dare to go up and flirt" Liu Hong sent a sentence, and gave a disdainful expression.
Lin Yuan hesitated for a moment, and then replied with a message "I'll show you" Hongsao Beef Noodles: "Okay, I'll wait, I'm waiting for your good news at the elevator on the ninth floor." ” "Master, Zero Ji will also be on the side to supervise the battle" chat interface,A Q version of Zero Ji appears,And then there is a dialogue circle on it。
“” Temple Street Thirteen Less: "The elevator is broken" Guanzhong prawn: "Fatty, although I don't know where you are, I can feel your coercive breath from afar" Hongsao beef noodles: "That's it, let's coward, if you want to coax, you have to find a good reason." ” Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "No, the elevator is really broken, Master Hong, hurry up and call someone" Guanzhong prawns: "" Hongsao Beef Noodles: "Real and Fake" Hongsao beef noodles: "Day, there is an elevator on the fifth floor all the time, it shouldn't be yours." ” Temple Street Thirteen Shao: "That, she's teasing me, what to do, wait online, urgent" Hongsao beef noodles: "" Guanzhong prawns: "" At this time, the day that he had not spoken just now was a day, and he also let out a puzzled expression.
Hongsao beef noodles: "Fatty, are you okay, do you want to call for rescue?"
Guanzhong prawn: "If what the fat man said is true, then now you have to call him rescue, and you can't let him be picked up by the girl" One day is one day: "Accurate" After a minute, Lin Yuan didn't speak, because at that time, he was doing things Just now, when the elevator was on the fifth floor, there was a sudden pause, which startled him and the royal sister, and he immediately sent a message, but he didn't expect that at this time, something strange happened.
At that time, the lights of the elevator were dimmed, and there was only a little light on his mobile phone, and the royal sister suddenly hugged him, the soft squeezing feeling, the trembling body, which made his heartbeat instantly have a sense of stopping.
He raised his hand, then "Click" Took a selfie.
The royal sister was stunned for a moment, she forgot her claustrophobia, immediately pushed Lin Yuan away, and glared at Lin Yuan angrily, it was so good-looking, so that Lin Yuan couldn't help but take a selfie again.
"You" "That, you don't mind if I take a photo, I can be held by a beautiful sister like you, I guess it's just this once in my life, I must leave a souvenir."
Lin Yuan smiled.
"You are shameless" The royal sister glared at Lin Yuan angrily, and then quickly controlled her emotions, with this ability to send and receive freely, she should not be a simple character.
"You're the second person to say that about me today."
Lin Yuan smiled, wanting to tell the other party if you are better now.
Yes, it was just his desire to alleviate the other person's claustrophobia, which Zero Ji told him and gave him the easiest way to do it.
At that time, he didn't notice that Zero Ji had a little cunning demeanor, too, who would pay attention to the expression of a Q version of the anime image, and even if there were, it was just that she sent the wrong picture, well, a gif picture.
"The photo was deleted for me," Sister Yu said coldly.
Lin Yuan smiled and said, "Don't worry, I sent the photo to Moments." “” I'm sorry, this sentence should be said separately, the previous one is what I want to say, I will definitely delete the photo, but later, I saw that the photo has been posted in the circle of friends.
This wasn't accidentally sent by him, but by the mobile phone itself, that's right, it was sent by the mobile phone itself, it was sent by Ling Ji, and this goblin was even accompanied by text.
I met a beautiful young lady in the elevator, and she kept flirting with me, how should I refuse her, waiting online, urgent At this time, there were already people who replied and liked it, and Liu Hong was one of them.
Hongsao Beef Noodles: Fatty, you must hold on, this is an insidious trick used by the enemy, don't be fooled At the same time, he also posted this photo to the group, which attracted several friends to like it, asking him to stick to his position and not lose his position.
"Delete" "I can't delete it, I won't delete this phone."
Lin Yuan answered truthfully, I clicked on the screen, and I couldn't hit the position, it was obvious that Ling Ji was deliberately making trouble, although Ling Ji couldn't make the mobile phone stronger, but she could easily control every function of this mobile phone, just like a person using his own hands, just need to make the touch of the mobile phone screen invalid, then Lin Yuan can't control the mobile phone.
At this time, he didn't think about why Ling Ji did this, he just thought about how to explain the matter in front of him, but could this thing be explained It doesn't seem to be "Shameless" "Smack" Lin Yuan was slapped in the face, it was nothing, he was rough and thick-skinned, and besides, he took advantage of others, and although this matter was not his fault, it was also made by Ling Ji, as the master, of course he had this responsibility.
However, at this time, the elevator door opened, and while they were talking, the elevator seemed to be restored, and it reached the ninth floor, and then, at this time, Liu Hong and other classmates who came up before were standing at the elevator entrance.
Liu Hong saw from the elevator entrance, the royal sister inside, he wanted to beat Lin Yuan to death, you said, what did you do to others, such a stunner, was actually arched by your pig.
Lin Yuan was also embarrassed at this time, forget it, it didn't make sense to explain so much, anyway, it was impossible for everyone to meet again, and this matter passed like this.
"Fatty, I won't accept Grandma Li now, so I'll obey you" Liu Hong stepped forward to help Lin Yuan.
"Why do you help me" Lin Yuan asked, at this time, he hadn't reacted to Liu Hong's homonym.
"Of course I'm convinced of you, at that time you were still in the mood to take a selfie, of course you want to make all kinds of strategies for her, hey, such a stunner, just like that, you released it, if it were me, I would guarantee that her strategy would be successful."
Liu Hong looked at Lin Yuan with hatred.
"Blame me."
Lin Yuan shrugged, "Who told you not to be with me, if you are with me, don't you have this opportunity, tell you that that woman should have claustrophobia, and the conditions for attacking her have just been triggered." ” “” Fatty, if you talk like this, you will lose my friend "Then why don't you attack her," Liu Hong countered.
"Who said no, just chose the wrong answer."
Lin Yuan was very helpless, this answer was not chosen by himself, Ling Ji, Ling Ji, Ling Ji, when he went home, he must be punished.
"Wrong, you didn't choose the wrong answer, it was that no matter what you chosen, you couldn't trigger the plot" "At least, I have a choice, and a selfie" "Well, you win":