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Chapter 234: Embarrassing Things


The armies of Sun Jian, Cao Cao, and Wang Can gathered in groups toward the entrance of the camp, causing a commotion in the camp.

After the princes got the news, they all sent soldiers to find out the news.

Yuan Shao was sitting in the camp handling military affairs.

When he heard the soldiers reporting that Cao Cao, Wang Can, and Sun Jian's soldiers had gathered together and were preparing to send troops to attack Dong Zhuo, he became furious.

"Cao Ahao, he deceives others too much."

Yuan Shao murmured to himself, his handsome cheeks became extremely gloomy, and his eyes were filled with a sinister look.

He had just summoned all the princes to announce that he was giving up the no-war card and was not allowed to fight Lu Bu.

Now, less than two hours later, Cao Cao persuaded Wang Can and Sun Jian to send troops to attack Dong Zhuo, which was like a slap in the face of Yuan Shao.

As for whether Wang Can and Sun Jian took the lead, Yuan Shao never doubted it.

The first thing that came to mind was that Cao Cao lobbied the two to go to war.

Yuan Shao followed the policy of avoiding fighting, but Cao Cao did it knowing that he couldn't do anything, which was obviously against him.

For Yuan Shao, this greatly affected the prestige of Yuan Shao's alliance leader.

"Huhu" Yuan Shao breathed heavily and was so angry that he pushed all the bamboo slips on the desk to the ground.

"No, we can't let Cao Cao succeed.

If Cao Cao leads the army into battle, how can I, the leader of the princes and allies, lose face?"

Yuan Shao felt fierce in his heart.

After making up his mind, he immediately stood up and ordered to the soldiers in the camp who were trembling with their heads lowered: "You Go to the gate of the camp immediately to stop Cao Cao from sending troops, I will be there soon."

"promise" The soldier responded, then ran out of the tent.

Yuan Shao quickly put on his armor and battle robe, hung a fine sword on his waist, arranged his clothes, and then walked slowly towards the entrance of the camp.

He had already sent people to stop Cao Cao.

What Yuan Shao was doing now was to stall for time and see if Cao Cao insisted on leading his troops out of the camp to attack Dong Zhuo after receiving his order, or if he would wait for him where he was.

"If you don't obey orders, huh" Yuan Shao felt cold in his heart and walked slowly towards the entrance of the camp.

At the entrance of the camp, all the soldiers have gathered.

Cao Cao, Wang Can, and Sun Jian were wearing armor and riding horses, ready to go.

Behind Wang Can, in addition to Zhao Yun, there are three special figures, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei.

Except for his slightly bigger ears, Liu Bei's appearance is relatively ordinary and not outstanding, but the calm smile on his face makes people easily fall in love with him.

As for the so-called hands above the knees, it is just a novel to give Liu Bei a mysterious veil. , if Liu Bei's hands are really higher than his knees, wouldn't he be an ape-man in the deep mountains and forests, and he would be the target of everyone's onlookers.

Liu Bei is not outstanding, but Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are more outstanding.

Guan Yu's complexion is maroon, his long beard from his chin to his chest is swaying slightly, his red phoenix eyes are slightly squinted, his big hand like a cattail leaf is holding the Qinglong Yanyue Sword, he is riding on a horse, and he has an extraordinary bearing.

Zhang Fei has a chin, a tiger's beard, and huge eyes, which makes people feel extremely rough.

Unlike Guan Yu, Zhang Fei is powerful, domineering, and extremely cruel, while Guan Yu gives people a feeling of being cold and unapproachable.

The two men were sitting astride the horse, standing behind Wang Can with extraordinary aura.

Together with the two tiger generals Zhao Yun and Pei Yuanshao, Wang Can's strength seemed very powerful.

Since Wang Can promised Gao Shun not to allow Gao Shun to fight with the Xiliang army, the trapped camp led by Gao Shun stayed in the camp and was responsible for guarding the safety of the camp.

Cao Cao looked at Wang Can and asked, "First of all, everyone is here, right?"

Wang Can nodded and said, "Well, you can leave now."

Cao Cao took a deep breath.

Whether he could defeat Dong Zhuo or not, success or failure depended on this.

He pressed his right hand on the hilt of the sword, pulled out the sword with a clang, opened his mouth and was about to give an order.

However, just when Cao Cao was about to speak, a high-pitched and rapid roar suddenly came from the camp: "The leader of the alliance has an order, the leader of the alliance has an order."

Yuan Shao's soldiers spread their legs and ran quickly, while shouting loudly with their mouths wide open.

While he was panting rapidly, his face looked like a well-cooked lobster, red inside and out.

“Really unlucky” Cao Cao's face suddenly turned cold in excitement, and he looked back at the running soldiers, feeling very unhappy.

Although he felt unhappy, Cao Cao still had to sell Yuan Shao's face.

When the soldiers came over, he asked: "Tell me, what is the order from the leader?"

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The soldier said: "Master Cao, I don't know what's going on.

The alliance leader said he would be here later."

The soldier was relatively tactful and did not offend Cao Cao.

He only said that Yuan Shao was in trouble.

As for whether Cao Cao obeys orders, it depends on Cao Cao personally.

Sure enough, although Cao Cao was very unhappy after hearing this, he had to listen to Yuan Shao's orders.

He secretly cursed Yuan Shao in his heart.

What did this mean?

It would be fine if Yuan Shao didn't send troops, but now he had people holding him back and not allowing him to send troops.

Wang Can stood on horseback and said harmoniously: "Brother Meng De, don't worry, maybe the alliance leader changes his mind and wants to send troops with us."

Cao Cao snorted and didn't answer.

Yuan Shaohui took the initiative to send troops Cao Cao was not in the mood to joke.

He looked in the direction of Yuan Shao's camp.

After waiting for half a quarter of an hour, he vaguely saw a vague figure appearing in the distance.

Yuan Shao slowly appeared in the sights of Wang Can, Cao Cao, and Sun Jian.

Wang Can's eyes were precise and he could clearly see Yuan Shao walking slowly like an old man, bumping along the way.

When Wang Can saw this scene, his heart sank.

It seemed that Yuan Shao really didn't want them to send troops.

After a long time, Yuan Shao walked to the gate of the camp.

Wang Can and others saluted Yuan Shao, and then waited for Yuan Shao to speak.

Yuan Shao's eyes passed over several people, and finally stopped at Cao Cao.

He scolded in a low voice: "Mengde, the army fought with Dong Zhuo yesterday and suffered heavy casualties.

They are resting.

You are so reckless in leading the army to attack Dong Zhuo.

Let's not talk about whether you can defeat Dong Zhuo here.

With your little strength alone, it will be difficult to defeat Dong Zhuo.

I think you should stay in the camp and wait for the princes to rest before setting off with the army. , wouldn’t it be better?”

Cao Cao refused to give in and retorted: "When does the leader of the alliance think that the army will be able to rest and regroup, and when will he prepare to send troops to attack Dong Zhuo?"

Yuan Shao was stunned by Cao Cao's question and didn't know how to answer.

Of course Yuan Shao knew that staying in the camp to rest and recuperate was just an excuse, and that staying in the camp to avoid fighting was the real situation.

However, when Cao Cao asked, Yuan Shao could not lose his confidence.

After thinking about it, he immediately replied ambiguously: "Mengde, what are you saying?

As long as the army is well rested, we will definitely send troops immediately."

Wang Can was very impatient when he saw Yuan Shao arguing with Cao Cao.

In the past, Wang Can would have been very respectful to Yuan Shao.

But now Wang Can's mind is all about how to seize Dong Zhuo's money, and how to let Yuan Shao block his path to wealth.

Wang Can bowed his hand to Yuan Shao and said in a deep voice: "Alliance leader, Brother Meng De has received the news that Dong Zhuo is leading the army to retreat, and there is a possibility of moving the capital."

Although Wang Can also knew that Dong Zhuo was going to move the capital, since Cao Cao had said it, he directly took issue with Cao Cao.

Yuan Shao heard this and exclaimed: "How is it possible to move the capital?"

Wang Can repeated again: "Leader, what Brother Meng De said is possible, but we haven't got the exact information yet."

Cao Cao glared at Wang Can and cursed in his heart.

Wang Can was afraid that the world would not be in chaos.

If the news about Dong Zhuo's relocation of the capital was spread, it would definitely cause an uproar.

Dong Zhuo was powerful, and the Xiliang cavalry under his command were brave and fierce.

The combined strength of all the princes was comparable to Dong Zhuo.

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The princes had nothing to do with Dong Zhuo.

Now that Dong Zhuo has taken the initiative to retreat, it will be even more difficult to defeat Dong Zhuo.

Once this news is spread, it is likely to make the princes feel disheartened and fall apart.

Wang Can shrugged disapprovingly and smiled.

Yuan Shao quickly calmed down and analyzed the pros and cons.

Now that Dong Zhuo has moved the capital, doesn't it mean that he can occupy Luoyang while sitting in the camp?

The Lord needs Dong Zhuo to lead the army to leave, and then he can enter Luoyang.

No matter what, this is his achievement.

Yuan Shao was happy in his heart, but there was no expression on his face.

Just now he wanted to stop Wang Can, Cao Cao, and Sun Jian from leading the army to fight.

Now it doesn't matter.

Luoyang is already in his pocket anyway.

After occupying Luoyang, he will be promoting it.

After a while, Wang Can, Cao Cao, and Sun Jian can become his two points.

However, Yuan Shao still had to show off.

He said: "Weixian, Mengde, and Wentai, since you have decided to go to war, I will not stop you.

However, if you want to attack Dong Zhuo, you must first get rid of Lu Bu's pursuit.

My I think we will wait until dark and lead my troops to harass Lu Bu's camp and hold back Lu Bu's army.

You three will take advantage of the darkness to bypass Lu Bu's camp and go straight to Dong Zhuo.

What do you think?"

Cao Cao was stunned.

He didn't expect Yuan Shao to be so reasonable.

Wang Can was also a little shocked and looked at Yuan Shao, not knowing why.

Cao Cao and Wang Can glanced at each other, nodded, and agreed.

No matter what, it was always good for Yuan Shao to hold Lu Bu back.

Cao Cao cupped his hands and said: "The alliance leader has thought carefully and according to the alliance leader's opinion, when it gets dark, we will lead the army to set off and pursue Dong Zhuo under the cover of night."

Yuan Shao put his hands on his hands and smiled and said: "Okay, okay, everyone, please go back and gather at the gate of the camp after dark."

Wang Can said to Liu Bei: "Brother Xuande, you have also heard the order from the alliance leader.

Go back first.

After dark, you and Brother Yun and Brother Yide will wait for me at the gate of the camp."

Liu Bei nodded, cupped his hands and said, "Prefect Wang, I'm leaving."

The army dispersed and returned to their camps.

Wang Can also returned to the camp, but Wang Can had nothing to do, so he walked towards Diao Chan's tent.

Because Pei Yuanshao and Zhao Yun led the army, Gao Shun led the trapped camp to be responsible for the safety of the camp.

Now the camp is full of soldiers from the trapped camp.

Gao Shun was patrolling the camp.

When he saw Wang Can return to the camp, he asked: "My Lord, you went to attack Dong Zhuo.

Why are you back now?

Could it be that you have encountered some difficulties?"

Wang Can waved his hand and said: "No, the time has been postponed until after dark.

You patrol, I will go to Diao Chan's camp."

"promise" Gao Shun got the order and went on patrol again.

Wang Can walked to the door of Diao Chan's tent and suddenly heard the sound of rushing water.

"Could he be taking a bath again?"

The scene of Diao Chan standing naked in the tub flashed in Wang Can's mind, and he swallowed his saliva.

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He had just taken a step forward and then retracted.

He had already encountered an embarrassment.

If Wang Can rushed in in such a hurry again, he would inevitably have the impression of a scumbag in Diao Chan's eyes.

Therefore, Wang Can stood outside the tent and shouted He said: "Is Xiu'er here?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Diao Chan replied: "Brother, come in."

Wang Can walked in happily and saw a shocking scene.

In the camp, Diao Chan found a wooden basin somewhere and was washing clothes.

The sound of water just sounded was caused by Diao Chan lifting the bucket and pouring water into the basin.

Wang Can secretly cursed himself for being dirty.

When he heard the sound of rushing water, he mistakenly thought it was Diao Chan taking off her clothes and taking a bath.

His thoughts were really not simple. .

Wang Can sat down next to him and looked at the trousers Diao Chan was cleaning.

Why did he feel so familiar?

The legs of the trousers were huge, and the waistband was far larger than Diao Chan's slender waist.

Wang Can asked softly: "Xiu'er, these are your pants."

Diao Chan said: "No, it belongs to you, Brother Shi."

"Mine."

Wang Can had a look of astonishment on his face, and took another look at the pants Diao Chan was cleaning.

Although he thought they looked familiar, he didn't have the slightest impression, and asked, "I didn't ask you to wash the pants, and my The pants have been cleaned, how could there be some that have not been cleaned?

Did you find the wrong pants?"

Diao Chan rolled her eyes at Wang Can and said, "I found it inside the quilt when I was arranging it for you."

"ah" Wang Can exclaimed, suddenly remembering the pants hidden in the quilt.

It was obvious that these were the pants he changed into after having a nocturnal emission in the morning.

It was over, it was over, it was embarrassing now.

Wang Can felt like crying in his heart.

Just when Wang Can was thinking about how to speak, Diao Chan said leisurely: "There is a white spot on these pants.

I smelled it and it smelled weird.

I don't know how you did it.

It's on the inner thigh of the pants."

It was stained with something like this, but it was easy to wash and it came off in just a few washes.”

“It tastes weird” “Very easy to clean” After Wang Can heard this, he didn't know whether he should look up to the sky and laugh.

Such an obvious thing would definitely be recognized by later generations.

However, ancient times are different from later generations.

Today's women are too simple and do not even know simple physiological common sense.

Diao Chan didn't notice Wang Can's expression at all and asked: "Brother, don't you need to go to war?"

Wang Can said: "Well, something happened, so we don't have to fight for the time being."

Diao Chan smiled and asked, "Why did Brother Shi think of coming to see Xiu'er?"

Wang Can said: "I just came back, shouldn't I come to see you first?"

After hearing this, Diao Chan blushed on her face.

She was shy and attractive, which made Wang Can's heart flutter.

After pondering for a moment, Diao Chan asked: "Brother" Wang Can said: "" After asking and answering questions, the two of them talked and laughed.

And the pair of pants that had been stained by thousands of Wang Can's descendants had been rubbed countless times. s: Two updates are completed today, both of which are 4,000-word chapters.

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