It's a strange scene in an abandoned factory.
Xiang Que and Wang Xuanzhen, as well as the fourth uncle sat on the ground, and there was a piece of cloth spread out among the three of them, on which some wine and meat, peanuts, chicken feet and other side dishes were placed, and Shen Jianwei was trembling and serving the three of them, but next to the four of them was a corpse covered with a white cloth.
That's right, there were corpses next to them, but they were drinking.
Xiang Que and Wang Wangxuan really ate with a mouth full of oil, basically two mouthfuls of beer, smoking small cigarettes one after another, and when they were drunk, the two of them still had two yellow jokes with their eyes shining.
The fourth uncle was quite broken and said, "Sir, can we do something serious?"
If you drink too much this time, in case you ······" Wang Xuanzhen blushed and waved his hand thickly, and said: "Fourth uncle, let me tell you, we do this kind of thing is the same concept as when men and women smash cannons, let's not talk about it in today's society, you just say that before ancient men and women made a date, there was neither a film to watch nor a teacher to give a lecture.
Then how do you know how to do it when you say that people smash cannons?
I'll tell you that this is called nature, innate nature, fools understand this truth, then we summon Yun Ye's soul is also the same reason, nature dictates it, understand?
” "Vulgar, superficial" Xiang Que burped, lit a cigarette for himself and said: "Is Peking University a hooligan?"
How can you be a graduate student who graduated from Peking University to talk so roughly" "Hehe, if you don't say it roughly, I'm afraid you won't understand it at all with some modified words" Wang Xuanzhen squinted his eyes and said with contempt: "If I am not vulgar and superficial, do you think that it is still possible for the two of us to communicate, how many brain cells do you have to waste to understand what I said." ” Xiang Que glanced at him lightly and said, "What about talking to me?"
I'll read you a poem, and you can pick up the next two lines for me, and I'll make you knowledgeable and educated."
"Let the horse come over" Wang Xuanzhen lit a cigarette and raised his head in a low-key manner.
"Goose goose goose, song to the sky······" Xiang Que bowed his head and pondered for a moment, and blurted out two ancient poems.
Wang Xuanzhen thought for a while while with a cigarette in his mouth, frowned and said: "It seems to be a poem that describes a big goose, a poem with a lot of depth, Brother Lack didn't expect you to have a lot of background, you can actually chant this poem, you are still very inky."
Xiang Que smiled proudly, bowed his head and said nothing, can he tell Wang Fatzi that he has never gone to school for such a big day, and he has only heard this poem about the goose?
The fourth uncle wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, these two people were too biao, he looked at the time, gritted his teeth and urged: "Sir, the time is almost up, are you done brewing?"
"Huh?
So fast, I'm having fun with the poems, didn't I see that I was stumped by the talents of Peking University, fighting poetry, what a sense of meaning" Xiang Que scratched his nose in embarrassment, glanced at his phone, and the time was exactly twelve o'clock at midnight.
"Get up and work" Xiang Que patted his buttocks, and got up from the ground with a cigarette in his mouth.
Just after twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, one o'clock in the morning is counted as the next day, the seventh day of Situ Shengyun's head, the soul return period.
Xiang Que lifted the white cloth covering the corpse, reached out and touched Situ Shengyun's neck, the temperature of the corpse had warmed up, and there was no cold feeling.
Xiang Que placed a bowl of white rice in front of the top of the corpse's head, then inserted two chopsticks in the center of the rice, straightened it, and sprinkled the grains evenly around the corpse in turn.
Wang Xuanzhen handed a gong and mallet to the fourth uncle and said: "After a while, you will look, after the shadow of your big boss comes out, you will knock on the gong and then shout his name, it is better to know the name of the milk or the nickname, continue to knock again after one sound, knock three times and shout three times, understand?"
” Pulling the calf is pulling the calf, but when doing the right thing, the two of them are still quite serious, especially when it comes to life and death, they can't be lazy, otherwise if a life that should not be cut off is sent away by them, they will have to repair and damage under the cycle of cause and effect.
"Wandering souls, where to stay, the three souls descend early, and the seven orifices have not yet come; Riverside wilderness, Huangmiaozhuang Village; public prisons, tombs, mountains and forests; False alarm lawsuits, lost true souls.
Today, the five ways of the mountain gods, the general of the road, the land of the party, the king of the house; I have sent you to search for it, to collect your soul possession, and to help Spirits.
The gate of heaven was opened, and the door of the earth was opened, and the boy was ordered to send the soul.
Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law!
” Xiang Que pinched the cigarette butt, pinched the four long incense sticks in his hand and lit them, and bowed to the east, south, west and north, this is to worship the ghosts and gods of the Quartet, please do not interfere with the ghosts and ghosts of all walks of life.
After worshipping the ghosts and gods of the Quartet, a pitch-black gap suddenly cracked in the middle of the factory, and a faint figure stepped out of the gap, it was the soul of Situ Shengyun who was sent back by Yu Qiuyang from the underworld.
"Please, the soul collector will descend to the clouds, burn the money and burn the rivers and lakes, don't block the yin soldiers, send you the wine money back quickly" Xiang Missing hand pinched a handful of paper money and threw it out to the sky, and the gap behind Situ Shengyun quietly closed.
"Zhan Zhan Qingtian Purple Cloud Open, Zhu Li Erxian sent the soul, the three souls came back to the body, the seven spirits came back to protect themselves, the Green Emperor protected the soul, the White Emperor served the spirit, the Red Emperor nourished qi, the Black Emperor passed the blood, the Yellow Emperor was the master, the gods were insurmounted, the soul of life came quickly, the soul of death went quickly, next time I was invited, I came to the meeting again, I would like to invite Nandou Liu Star, Big Dipper, I am in a hurry like a law order from Taishang Laojun, "Xiang Que stomped his feet, and after drinking the requiem, he turned his head and said to the stunned fourth uncle: "Fourth uncle, knock the gong to attract the soul" "Goo" The fourth uncle swallowed his saliva, his hands and feet suddenly trembled and he didn't react a little, and Shen Jianwei, who was standing on the side, sat directly on the ground in fright, his eyes looking directly at Situ Shengyun's soul.
In the middle of the abandoned factory, Situ Shengyun's soul returned from the underworld to the yang world in a daze and circled back and forth in the open space, and when the soul first entered the underworld, he didn't know where to go at all, so he could only wait for the Yin soldiers and Yin Cha to take them to the Naihe Bridge when they searched for souls.
It's the same with the soul that returns to the yang world, at the beginning, I don't know where to go, where to go, at this time I have to attract the soul, if you don't attract the soul back, the soul will immediately have to go lost and become a lonely soul.
Wang Xuanzhen patted the fourth uncle on the shoulder and said, "Call, if you don't scream again, your boss will have to be scattered OT Fourth Uncle took a deep breath before he could react."
"Bell" The fourth uncle knocked on the gong in his hand, pulled his neck and suddenly shouted: "Ayun······ Come back" A gong sounded, a call, Situ Shengyun stopped his feet moving around, and slowly turned his head to look at the corpse.