Three days later in Nanjing.
Xiang Que stayed in Chen Xia's villa for two or three days without going out, and he had just been eliminated by the reversal of his life, and he had to at least take a long time to sort out his body.
Since he came out of the Lou Landi Palace in the desert that day, the two troubles in his body were cleaned up, and he felt that the bottleneck of his cultivation had loosened a little, especially his soul seemed to have been washed away, and it felt much cleaner than before, to put it simply, it was a higher level 。
This is a qualitative change, like a pool of sewage being purified.
"When Lao Cao is born, he will receive one point for his heavenly luck, and I will receive one point, and I should be able to say goodbye to contemplation completely······" After Xiang Que opened the door and walked out, he happened to bump into Wang Xuanzhen who came out with his head down.
Since returning to Nanjing, Wang Fatzi and Yang Fei'er have lived in Chen Xia's villa, and Cao Shanjun has also moved in, but this thing goes out early and returns late at all, and people are like ghosts, Xiang Que got up in the morning and couldn't see his figure, and he didn't come back after eating and sleeping at night , very mysterious, but according to Wang Xuanzhen, this guy must have a situation, because on the first day, when Cao Shanjun went out, he asked Wang Xuanzhen for 1,000 yuan, and on the second day, he asked Yang Feier for 2,000.
"I'll take it, what kind of consumption level do you say a monk has to spend three thousand yuan in two days, did he go to worship the Buddha and get money as burning paper" On the third day, when Cao Shanjun came to ask for money again, Wang Xuanzhen was a little crazy.
"Fat and chubby, so shy" Xiang Que was surprised, as soon as Wang Fatzi came out of the room, he drooped his head, and almost hit the wall when he walked the aisle.
"Ah, it's okay, I'll go down and get some water," Wang Xuanzhen said with his head down.
"No, can't you walk well, what are you doing with your head down, there are stairs in front of you, you look at the point, and you can't play like this with a lot of flesh on your body."
Wang Xuanzhen paused, hesitated for a moment, and raised his head back.
Xiang Que was stunned when he saw it, the face of this product was full of nail marks, starting from the forehead to the chin one by one, very regular, you just sent your face to South Korea for plastic surgery It is estimated that you will not be able to fix this effect. “······” Xiang Que was speechless for a long time, and asked: "Don't say anything, Miss Yang, this is another lynching for you" "Xiang Que who lied to his son, you look at sleeping tonight, I have to cut off her nails for everything, the nail cover is definitely the biggest killer of husband and wife's feelings, it hurts too much to scratch people, not to mention the key and don't love to go down, it's been three days, it's been three days, it's been so obvious for three days, you say you have to let me out."
Doors?
Wang Xuanzhen was aggrieved with tears in his eyes, and there was a kind of speechless posture of asking the sky.
"This, what's the reason, is it scratching?
There must be some reason," Xiang Que asked stunned.
Wang Xuanzhen bit his lip and thought for a while, and said, "Didn't I plan to strengthen my relationship with her at the rate of one box of condoms in two days?"
"Didn't work out?
After failing, you have to use force, and then she fights back."
"It's half" Wang Xuanzhen held back for a long time before saying: "I bought it, don't let me do it" "If you don't let me, you won't let you, what are you scratching for?"
"The key is that she still hooks up with you, you say you won't let you, but she still lies on the same bed with me at night, saying that she likes to lean on my flesh feeling, big brother is on her bust and leans against you, don't you be blind?"
I took it all, and at first I could still be calmly hugged by her, but after a few minutes, I didn't lie at all, and the two-pound duvet I covered was propped up by me, how much sin do you say I have to suffer?
Wang Xuanzhen gritted his teeth and said: "Later, while she was sleeping, I thought about getting things done, but she woke up before she could pick up the gun and get on the horse, and then give me a click."
Tickle" "You also deserve it, you have to lie down with her, don't you have to divide the room" Xiang Que shook his head speechlessly.
"Didn't I think about lying together subtly, and it was possible to push the boat smoothly, but I didn't expect the boat to capsize."
"Hey······" Xiang Que shook his head sympathetically, and then a phone rang in the room.
The phone rang, but the two people outside the door didn't move, and after a long time, when the phone rang for the second time, Wang Xuanzhen pointed to the house and said, "The phone rang."
Xiang Que blinked his confused eyes and shook his head and said: "My mobile phone, it's not this ringtone" The phone in the room rings the ringtone of the chords, what is the chord music Young people may not know now, because the history of chord ringtones has been almost ten years, and the two most representative mobile phones are there, that is, the old Nokia and Motorola, these two mobile phones are basic After withdrawing from the mobile phone market, even if there is, it is relatively cheap, and you may be able to buy one for one or two hundred yuan.
Nowadays, the phone ringtones are basically singing-based, and there are also electronic music, but there are very few chords, and the mobile phone that Xiang lacks is the fruit machine that Chen Xia bought for him, and the ringtone is the iconic Dangdangdang, Dangdang.
Although a little confused, because the phone kept ringing, Xiang Que had to turn back in, and then follow the ringtone all the way to look for it, and finally saw an old Nokia 1110 mobile phone lying there on the table, vibrating and calling at the same time, very cheerful.
Xiang Que blinked, picked up the phone and had a name on it, called Handsome Xiaosheng.
Wang Xuanzhen craned his neck and looked at it and asked, "Can you tell me that there are still people among your friends who I don't know and are still so shameless?"
” Xiang Que was speechless for a long time, and recalled for a long time before he said: "What the hell, why don't I know when I saved such a number in my mobile phone?"
There are few people who know Xiang Que, and even fewer people can save numbers on their mobile phones, there are less than twenty people, and each of them he remembers very clearly and knows who it is.
"Pick it up, are all the harassing calls so good now, and such a shameless name can be automatically displayed when you call?
Served, served" Xiang Que picked up the phone, and suddenly someone inside shouted: "Brother Que, come and pick me up······ Hurry up, 100,000 urgent" Xiang Que was blinded for a while, and it wasn't until the person on the phone repeatedly urged him that he reacted: "Cao Shanjun?
” "Ah, Brother Missing" "No, big brother, I just want to ask you what kind of demon are you doing?
Someone who hasn't seen you for a few days, why do you ask me to go to the rescue as soon as you call?"
"It's hard to say, I'm at Nanda, you can sneak over and maybe you have to collect my body later."
Wang Xuanzhen suddenly patted his head and said: "I remember, yesterday I saw him sneakily come out of your room, as if he was holding your mobile phone in his hand, okay, this case is solved" Xiang Que looked around the room and didn't see his fruit machine, and then looked at the Nokia 11100 on the table that was worth no more than 200 yuan, and he suddenly realized.