In Wang Xiaotao's bedroom, it shouldn't be said to be a bedroom, when Xiang Que came in, he found that the pig nest in the yard might be a little stronger than his bedroom, and Xiang Que could still endure it if he buried a little mess, but Xiang Que wanted to say that cao was special, and the quilt and mattress on the bed were hard when touched What's going on?
"First of all, the bedding hasn't been changed for a long time, and then you have to understand that as a single young man, people will always have some needs, don't you make this truth?
Sometimes you can't control it."
Xiang Que asked with a confused face: "Dream Relics?"
” "Sometimes it may be that you are more diligent, and hundreds of millions of children and grandchildren have stayed on it," Wang Xiaotao said shyly.
"Grass, don't pull it, lay me a clean sheet on the ground, I won't sleep with you," Xiang Que said in a collapsed manner.
"Oh, brother, brother, don't worry, I'm not lying at all, I just jerked off yesterday so I'm definitely not in the mood today, I definitely can't you when you sleep in the same bed with me······ I will stab you twice at most," Wang Xiaotao said very intimately.
Xiang Que waved his hand irritably, and said speechlessly: "Don't me, hurry up" "Don't you really sleep?"
"Just your quilt and sheets, I'm afraid I'll get pregnant when I lie down."
Wang Xiaotao found a relatively clean sheet for Xiang Que and spread it on the ground, Xiang Que endured and carefully checked it inside and out several times until he was sure that there was no problem on it at all, and then lay down.
On the bed, Wang Xiaotao crossed his legs and used alcohol and gauze to treat his head simply, Xiang Que wanted to tell Wang Xiaotao that the scar on his head You just went to South Korea to find someone to get it, and there was only one result, whether it was skin grafting or scar removal surgery, there was no effect in the end, and it had to be done The temperament of the god of Erlang developed.
"Nobleman, am I your nobleman, or are you my nobleman······" Xiang Que looked at Wang Xiaotao and muttered.
Wang Xiaotao took the mobile phone, lay on the bed and swished to Xiang Que and said: "You say, how can I elegantly propose to roll the sheets with a woman, and then she can still agree?"
” Xiang Que held back for a long time before he remembered one of Wang Xuanzhen's most commonly used words when chatting on WeChat before: "Hello girl, I have a project of nearly 300 million yuan that I need your help with, can you?"
"300 million······ Sperm" Wang Xiaotao suddenly brightened, opened WeChat and sent this sentence to a girl who had a long chat recently.
The other party quickly sent a message back to Wang Xiaotao, and then the relationship between the two started with the project of 300 million.
"If this woman is beautiful, it's really not easy to bubble, she really needs skills, I used to ignore her when I talked to her, but now when I talk about the 300 million project, she suddenly gets happy" Wang Xiaotao was lying on the bed and crossed Erlang's legs.
"Beauty is capital," Xiang Que said.
Wang Xiaotao sighed and said: "More than ten years ago, a female star in South Korea named Jun Ji-hyun used a movie to tell us that as long as a woman is beautiful, a man can be abused casually, and more than ten years later, the same Jun Ji-hyun used a TV series to come from the stars, you tell me."
Everyone, as long as a woman is beautiful, you are an alien man, and you can be abused in the same way, not used to it, no problem!
” Xiang Que held back for a long time, gave a thumbs up and said, "Incisive!"
” "Brother, really, if I really have a project of 300 million yuan in my hands, just now, these brainless little girls who only recognize money, I sleep a hundred a year, and I will take care of the growth of the flowers of the motherland," Wang Xiaotao said proudly.
Xiang Que gave a thumbs up again and said, "You're not afraid of exhausting yourself."
"Isn't this a waist to make up for it every day, there are a lot of stocks, brother, don't look at you under the bed, if I really masturbate, I can still get you, and you can still feel the pain" Xiang Que pointed at him and said, "No matter how hard you press, you are not far from being stabbed again."
Xiang Que turned over to sleep, Wang Xiaotao continued to chat on WeChat, and the development momentum was very good, and there was already a vague rhythm of rolling the sheets on the agenda.
"Husband, I'm sleepy" "Well, go to sleep, I'm sleepy too," Wang Xiaotao replied.
"Kiss me" "Moda," Wang Xiaotao typed excitedly.
"Husband, I want to hug" "Okay," Wang Xiaotao made a hugging expression.
"Husband, you shoot me sleeping" "Okay, pat it" Wang Xiaotao is going crazy.
Fifteen minutes later.
"Husband, tell me a story and put me to sleep."
"What the hell is ······" Wang Xiaotao was sleepy because of excessive blood loss, and said tremblingly: "Come, come, come, don't sleep, I'll go to you, I'll tell you the story of an old man's cart now, and then give you all my 300 million projects."
"Get out, stinky rascal" It can be seen from Wang Xiaotao's WeChat chat that if a woman is too much, a young man who solves a lonely life by handing off is not willing to get used to you, so women really can't do too much.
The next day, in the morning.
Xiang Que and Wang Xiaotao got up from the bed, and when they got out of the room, their father had already gone out, but there was a stack of money on the table at home, and there were about 10,000 yuan in a rough sweep, and the money was very scattered, and there were even ten, five and one piece of change, which could be seen, All this money must have been scraped together.
There was a piece of paper next to the money, which read: "Take this money to find a big hospital to see, the scar on your face has to go down, you are not married, our family is already poor, you look very ugly, how can you marry a daughter-in-law after this scar" "I said why didn't the pigs in the house bark in the morning," Wang Xiaotao's eyes were red, and she almost grabbed the water when she held the note in her hand.
Wang Xiaotao didn't wait for the day his father killed the pig, and the pig was sold, but he felt that the pig was more uncomfortable than killing him.
Xiang Missing put his hand in his pocket and asked lightly: "Sad, sad" "Aggrieved," Wang Xiaotao pursed her lips and said.
"You know now that it's not too late to be aggrieved, so I'll give you a chance?"
Xiang Que said.
"What a chance?"
"Don't you say I'm your nobleman, okay, then I'll be your nobleman, and you can mess with me from now on" Xiang Que patted him on the shoulder and said.
"What do you mean?"
Wang Xiaotao asked very ignorantly.
"Stay with me for a few days, and then I'll arrange something for you to do, it's hard to say it's very difficult, it's easy to say it's very simple, there's a newborn child, I need you to stay with her all the time, you can do nothing but people can't leave her······ I'll give you a million a year" The so-called nobles are actually mutual, and when he becomes your nobleman, as everyone knows, you may also be his nobleman.