If you want to talk about Shen Ruian, his heart is really not that bad, just with what he did three years ago, if he really wants to get rich, it is too simple for him.
No one will suspect that Shen Ruian is lying, and a fool can see that he is a guy with a high IQ and low emotional intelligence, and he will not lie at all.
All in all, it was really a fortune for Zhou Hao to discover such a talent.
Now Shen Ruian is a talent, I believe that after he meets Zhou Hao, he will be a character.
At this time, Sun Wukong was idle and plucking his monkey hair to play, and when he saw Zhou Hao say this, he immediately replied: "Really?
You won't be lying to my grandson, will you?
Don't think that my grandson can't fix you next time!
” If you want to think about Zhou Hao as a whole, of course there is a way, if Zhou Hao really goes too far, it is also a felony to be disrespectful to the gods.
At that time, Sun Wukong walked around the thunder department, said two good words, and sent a few Huaguo Mountain specialties, maybe he would reward Zhou Hao with a set of five thunders.
However, Zhou Hao didn't believe it at this time, if Sun Wukong was really so capable, would you come down to buy durian yourself?
"What am I lying to you about?
You are fighting to defeat the Buddha, I think that before you learned the scriptures, it was the Monkey King, making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals can't take you, you borrow me a gut, I don't dare to lie to you.
Anyway, you just see, it's true that you can find a few more immortals to play with you when the time comes, I'll just tell you first, let you find good teammates, don't have no one to play with you at that time. ” In fact, Zhou Hao wanted to share this good news with Sun Wukong first, after all, let the brothers in the dormitory know about it, they couldn't be very happy at all, and they couldn't share the real joy with Zhou Hao.
You still have to talk to the people in heaven and let them be happy with you.
To put it bluntly, it's so poor.
Seeing Zhou Hao say this about his "heroic deeds", Sun Wukong is also very happy, plus the game platform that Zhou Hao said, Sun Wukong is not to mention how excited.
"Then you can rest assured, there are 30,000 monkeys and monkeys in my grandson's Huaguo Mountain, who doesn't dare to play with my grandson?
You're so careful. ” Isn't that nonsense?
If there are no players in the sky, wouldn't Zhou Hao lose all his money if he did this?
Zhou Hao knew that the sycophant thing couldn't be stopped, so he continued to send: "Thirty thousand?
So much?
Awesome my brother. ” First said the boss, and then said brother, whether Sun Wukong agreed or acquiesced, this brother was counted.
The city routine is deep.
It's okay not to say this, but as soon as he said it, Sun Wukong was worried again.
"Eh, don't mention it, my old grandson was ignorant and too young, on a whim, in the book of life and death, the names of the monkeys and monkeys on the entire Huaguo Mountain were ticked, now it's okay, the old monkeys can't die, the little monkeys have a long life, this population problem is getting more and more serious, and my old grandson doesn't know what to do."
Zhou Hao's brain spun again.
It's ......
It seems that there is a business opportunity!
"Brother Monkey, then can't you say hello to the underworld and ask the judge to add the names of those old monkeys?
Wouldn't that solve the problem?
” Zhou Hao knows that the book of life and death, Shouyuan can be scribbled and changed, but life and death, no, life is life, death is death, how can the dead be brought back to life?
Or is it that people live well, and they immediately let people die?
At most, it is just to reduce the longevity of others.
Regarding Zhou Hao's call for Sun Wukong to call Brother Monkey, Sun Wukong did not respond, and replied: "Haven't you tried to be my grandson?"
It doesn't work, the place of Huaguo Mountain is so big, don't let the monkeys and monkeys do that, I once thought of a good way, that is, let the monkeys and monkeys believe in Buddhism and keep the precepts, but there are few willing, how can this be good?
” People are not born of plants and trees, and monkeys are the same, so who is willing to let people not do that?
"I see, we have a treasure in the mortal world that can effectively prevent humans from having children, and it should also be able to be used on monkeys."
Okay, let's lay the groundwork first.
When Sun Wukong saw it, he immediately jumped up.
"Really?!
Hurry up and send one over for my grandson to see, if it's really useful, you can do my grandson a great favor!
” This is not a joke, the monkeys reproduce so much, Huaguo Mountain will be overcrowded in the future, and there will be no place to stand at that time, and there will be no place to die, and it will be over.
"Okay, but this magic weapon is hard to buy, I'll go see if it's in stock first."
Zhou Hao sent.
Hehe, if Zhou Hao helped Sun Wukong so much, this is a great favor, and the magic weapon Zhou Hao said is a consumable, and the relationship between him and Sun Wukong will be confirmed.
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"Do you want somersaults?
Otherwise, my grandson will lend you the somersault cloud for a period of time, so you can save the trouble of sending it back and forth. ” Sun Wukong is the originator of the term "monkey urgency", and when he encounters such a thing, of course he is in a hurry.
Zhou Hao thought about it or forget it, the somersault cloud was too awesome, he had already flown abroad before he could count it in his heart, and he didn't need such an awesome thing at all.
"No, it's nearby, I'll take a run, Brother Monkey, you wait a while."
Then Zhou Hao jumped up from the bed, and slipped out without telling Xu Sun Dongliang and the others what to do.
Zhou Hao's school encourages students to use that magic weapon, after all, college students are adults, and they can't stop them from doing that, if they don't pay attention to it, one is easy to get pregnant, and the second is easy to get sick, so there are some in the school's supermarket.
In front of the shelves on the side of the supermarket cash register, there are colorful magic weapons on it, some are domestic and some are imported, the domestic ones are good, a box of more than a dozen yuan, and the imported box is dozens, and some are hundreds.
This Nima is not a small number.
Forget it, let's use the domestic ones, Zhou Hao took down all the domestic ones, and when he put them on the cash register, the cashier looked at him in surprise.
The cashier was a work-study female student, and when she saw someone buying this magic weapon so unscrupulously, she immediately blushed.
"That......
Classmate, please hurry up, I'm in a hurry to use it.
Zhou Hao urged.
As soon as these words came out, the students around them who were shopping for things all looked at it.
"Holy shit, shit!"
"Our school finally has a character."
"Brother, you have to take care of your body."
As soon as Zhou Hao turned around, he found that the eyes were shooting from all directions, and his face turned red.
Damn, what's this called, I already knew to wear a mask.
Why?
Because someone is already posting on Moments!
"You're hurrying."
Zhou Hao urged.
In this way, Zhou Hao left the supermarket with a red face and hurried back to the dormitory to put products on the shelves.
Xu Sun Dongliang saw Zhou Hao come back with so many inappropriate magic weapons, and said in surprise: "I'm a good man, mouse, what are you doing here?"
Isn't your daughter-in-law pregnant?
You're not going to do anything to be sorry for him, are you?
” Zhao Wunian was also surprised, he really couldn't think of what Zhou Hao's intention was when he bought so much and came back.
Ren Shan didn't speak, because he knew that Zhou Hao must have his own intentions when he did this.
"Hehe, you've seen all the Journey to the West, right?
Back then, Sun Wukong always knew that he forcibly sold the book of life and death, right?
Now that Huaguo Mountain is full of monkeys, didn't I give Sun Wukong a family plan?
Zhou Hao said with a smile.
For this group of people, Zhou Hao doesn't have to be shy, after all, they all know their secrets.
Xu Sun Dongliang wiped his dragon tongue bow with a towel and said, "Mouse, are you going to change the bow for me?"
I look at the Xuanyuan bow well. ” When he said this, Zhou Hao was angry, slapped Xu Sun Dongliang on the head, and said angrily: "Return the Xuanyuan bow, I think Hou Yi's sun-shooting bow is also good, help you get one?"
” Damn, isn't this a nose kick in the face?
Like Ren Shan's dragon scale dagger, it is indeed not a good treasure, after all, this is what the cadre got for Zhou Hao according to the requirements of mortals.
But how to say that the dragon tongue bow is also among the top ten famous bows in China, how many people dream of something, that's it, not satisfied?
Zhao Wunian was very satisfied with his urn golden hammer, never complained, and laughed honestly when he saw such a thing.
Xu Sun Dongliang hurriedly ran to the balcony, rubbed his head with one hand, and pointed at Zhou Hao with the other and scolded: "You wait for me to learn the Lingxiao Nine Swords!"
Look how I kill you!
” Zhou Haocai didn't want to talk to him more, so he hurriedly sent the link to Sun Wukong.
"Brother Monkey, this is the magic weapon I told you."