can force Erlang God into a desperate situation, there is really no one.
Of course, there are people with a more noble status than Erlang God, but they have no connection with Erlang God, and they can't control him.
In the past, Erlang God guarded the South Heavenly Gate, but later I don't know who came up with a good solution.
Hang a mobile phone on top of the South Heavenly Gate, turn on the camera, and get a clone of Erlang God there.
Since then, Erlang God has become the most idle group of people.
Except for a few brothers who have a good relationship, they don't deal much with other people, and they stay at home all day to study how to save money.
The corners of Zhou Hao's mouth were hooked, and his eyes narrowed.
Let me say?
Then I'll talk about it.
"Actually, it's like this, I'm not very short of immortal coins, after all, there are a lot of things in the sky that I can't use, I just want to know, what the hell is that piece of wood I just gave you, if you tell me, then I'll give you a bag of dog food, you know, I'm not a stingy person, how?"
Hey.
I still don't believe it.
What kind of heavenly machine is so awesome, even Erlang God doesn't dare to say.
When Erlang God saw what Zhou Hao said, he immediately realized it.
From beginning to end, Zhou Hao dug a big hole for himself.
I'll just say.
Where is there such a good thing!
If you still think it's good, you can buy it, and if you don't think it's good, it's okay if you don't buy it.
Nobody does this business at all, is it!?
"I don't bring you like this, this, this is a heavenly opportunity, if I say it easily, then I will be in big trouble......"
Eh, that's what to say.
I'm stingy, but I'm also a face-saving person, so I can't tell him I can't see it, right?
Where shall my face go?
Zhou Hao was not in a hurry after reading it.
After all, Erlang God's tone was not so firm anymore.
"Oh, forget it, I still have something to do, I'll come to you to borrow a three-pointed two-edged knife before I cross the catastrophe, goodbye."
Then Zhou Hao clicked "invisible", and the avatar immediately turned gray.
Zhou Hao is not in a hurry, Erlang is in a hurry.
If mortals want to cultivate to become immortals, when will they get it?
Many people can't even break through the dark energy in their lives, let alone become immortals.
The mortal world doesn't know how many years, no one can fly up to be an immortal.
It can be said that Zhou Hao's offline is likely to be decades.
"Slow, slow!
I told you that it was not possible yet!
” Erlang God glanced at the Roaring Sky Dog from a distance, and said angrily: "For you, I don't even want a face!"
” The Howling Sky Dog didn't know what was going on, but he could roughly guess that it was Erlang God who begged a mortal for him.
Although he still refuses to spend money to buy it, Jiro God can do this, and the roaring dog is also very happy.
I can meet such a big brother.
This life has not come in vain!
However, after Zhou Hao waited for the cigarette to go out by itself, he bounced it into the trash can, and then lit another one.
I can't reply now, otherwise Erlang God will know what trick he is doing.
"You're down?"
"Wait a minute!"
"Don't you want to know what's in there?"
Erlang God was so anxious that he paced back and forth, and the roaring dog was silent, for fear that Erlang God would be troubled.
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What's going on with this Zhou Hao?
Didn't I promise him everything?
How does he say that if you go offline, you will go offline?
waited for Zhou Hao to finish smoking the second cigarette before slowly and leisurely clicking on the "online" status.
"I'm sorry, I just found out that there was still a product that hadn't been sent, so I logged in and took a look, so you can say it, I'll listen."
Seeing Zhou Hao's avatar lit up again, Erlang God was so happy, as if the roaring dog had eaten dog food.
"Then you give me the dog food first, and then I will tell you again, the gentleman is quick to speak."
You have to say this in advance, otherwise after you tell Zhou Hao, Zhou Hao won't give him dog food, where can you find him?
Zhou Hao's brows furrowed.
"It can't be like this, can it?
I've already given it to you before, don't you still believe me?
” Fuck, the whole world is going to revolve around you?
Why?
Just because you're an immortal?
"Hey, this is a heavenly machine, so-called, the hexagram is not lightly calculated, the law is not lightly transmitted, this is all in the rules, I break the heavenly machine, you must get, you hear the heavenly machine, you must pay, if it is a general small thing, with the friendship between the two of us, I don't have to be so troublesome, but this is a major heavenly opportunity, in case you listen to it, it will be immediately struck by lightning?
Right?
” Good guy, this is even coaxing and deceiving, Zhou Hao also thinks it is a little interesting.
He doesn't think that a mortal can have any important heavenly secrets, this is at most just a set of rhetoric from Erlang God.
But don't really say it, this rhetoric is really flawless, so Zhou Hao can't find any reason.
"That's okay, the gods don't lie, I'll give you dog food first."
Then Zhou Hao sent a link to Erlang God for 1 immortal coin.
Erlang God immediately bought it, and Zhou Hao also found him immediately.
"Let's talk about it."
The moment Erlang God got the dog food, the roaring dog immediately rushed over, but Erlang God understood this time that he had to be restrained and eat a bag in seconds.
But that?
You don't have a bit of a hard time counting the amount of food you eat?
Anyway, Erlang God had already thought about it before buying it, and in the future, every meal of the Howling Sky Dog would be mixed with such a dog food, so that it could be eaten for a long, long time.
Seeing Zhou Hao's information, Erlang God was not ready to play tricks, after all, among the shortcomings that Yue Lao said about him, there was no despicability and shamelessness.
Even if Erlang God cheated before, it was not really shameless.
"You promise me first, and after I tell you, you can't be angry."
Although the things are also obtained, this bag will always be eaten, and Erlang God will always beg Zhou Hao, so Erlang God still cares about Zhou Hao's feelings very much.
If Zhou Hao is offended to the end, he won't be able to eat this dog food in the future.
Zhou Hao's brows furrowed, feeling that something seemed to be in it.
"Okay, you say."
Erlang God hesitated for a while, and after organizing the language, he finally told Zhou Hao.
"In fact, to be honest, this is not a heavenly machine at all, the outside of the breath, even I feel very strange, I am sure that this wood is not from China, with thousands of years of experience I don't know what it is, it is definitely not Huaxia, and inside, is a thing like an iron block, exuding the same breath as the outside.
The reason why I didn't tell you was because I thought that if I was honest with you, you would look down on me, and that's it. ” Although Erlang God said such a long paragraph, it was complete nonsense, and he didn't say what it was at all.
But for Zhou Hao, it is already very helpful.
Since it is not a Chinese thing, it is a foreign one.
Who or what organization did you have a holiday with in a foreign country?
Glance.
Hide and kill.
I'm damn it, I actually chased it to Suzhou, and I knew that I went to Qiandeng.
Awesome!
What is this, Zhou Hao can probably guess it, the other party is so powerful, it must not have fallen unintentionally, and if the thing falls, the person will be gone.
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This Nima is a pit.
Big pit.
The pit!
It can be said that Erlang God has already helped Zhou Hao.
But.
Zhou Hao couldn't let him go so easily.
Originally, it was possible to do something with 30,000 immortal coins, but Erlang was stunned that he spent more than a thousand yuan of real money to figure it out.
The point is that so much work is wasted in it.
"Damn, aren't you fooling me?!
I haven't made it clear what this is after talking for a long time, and I don't take you like this!
” Obviously, Zhou Hao was angry.
Jirojin also became uneasy.
"It's not like you, didn't you promise me, don't be angry, you can't be untrustworthy."
Yes, this product is still raked, and this Nima is embarrassed.
Embarrassing yarn.
Is Zhou Hao so easy to be bullied?
Break your fingers and calculate, how many of those who offended Zhou Hao will have a good end?
Zhang Shanmo, I don't know what he's doing at this time.
Zuo Ci, no one knows where he is hiding now.
Taishang Laojun, you have the ability to jump to the thirty-third heaven to find him to fight!
"It's such a thing, Li'er is such a reason, but see for yourself, what are you doing?!
Originally, I thought that the gods in the sky were all desireless, and at least they couldn't lie and deceive people!
Say it yourself, how the hell is this going to be solved!
” How can anyone be so powerful, but if they sin themselves, the other party will not end well?
Inexistent.
It can only be said that Zhou Hao, relatively speaking, was not so easy to be bullied by the other party.
Then again, even the Jade Emperor has suffered losses at the hands of Zhou Hao, and he can have Zhou Hao's achievements. can already be said to be the first person in the Three Realms.
What else do you want from me?
Havoc in the Heavenly Palace?
Lao Tzu didn't have the courage, let alone the ability.
Facing what Zhou Hao said, Erlang God was also a little embarrassed, after all, he was at fault, and whoever wanted to be the master thought so, if he wanted to say that he didn't believe it, he didn't pay attention to the rules first.
"Zhou Hao, the matter has come to this, I have nothing to say, now you either make trouble to the Jade Emperor, I will be punished at most, anyway, you also have evidence, otherwise, I owe you a favor, in the future in the heavenly court, who dares to give you small shoes, you directly report my name, although I am not a powerful person, I can't be comparable to the three Qingsi Emperors, but in the next generation, almost everyone has to give me Yang Jian a face, how?"
Erlang God's face, said that it is not big, it is not small, aside from the name of being a true monarch, it is also a relative of the emperor, so if it is dragon meat, ordinary people can't get it.
What's more, Erlang God's force value is also quite awesome, and even Sun Wukong may not be able to beat him.
All in all, it's still the same sentence, take it when you see it.
It's not easy to get Erlang God to say this.
"That's okay, I can understand what you said, I'm not a stingy person, so let's do it first, come to me after the dog food is eaten, and give you a discount."
In such a sentence, one bag can save 400,000 immortal coins.
It's also amazing.
Erlang God laughed in his heart.
Mortal.
Mortal after all.
In the heavenly court, no one gives you small shoes, okay?
You won't be able to get up at all!
Hahaha!
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I still don't believe it, so many cultivators, Dao geniuses, many people have worked hard for two or three hundred years and can't do things, you can do it as a mortal boy?
Bragging!
And at the beginning, Erlang God fooled Zhou Hao, saying that he wanted to lend him his three-pointed and two-edged knife before Zhou Hao crossed the catastrophe.
As long as you pay an extra 30,000 cents, you can get such treatment.
But if Zhou Hao can't survive to the time of the catastrophe, isn't everything just on paper?
Huh.
How lonely it is to be invincible!
I'm lonely!
"Okay, then it's a deal."
Although Zhou Hao didn't know what Erlang God thought now, he was in a much better mood, knowing that this wood was a tricky thing, things would be much easier, at least it could disrupt the other party's deployment.
The other party risked being discovered, and he also came to throw such a piece of wood to Zhou Hao, obviously, this wood is a very important thing. and Erlang God's idea, Zhou Hao didn't take it seriously at all.
At the beginning, Sun Wukong and Zhou Hao said that if something happened in the heavenly court, they would report their names.
Later, Zhou Hao and Taishang Laojun were a little conflicted, wasn't it also Sun Wukong who came forward?
Who said that if I don't go to heaven, I can't offend people?
Nima has a sick brain, right?
Zhou Hao, who was in a good mood, continued to say to Erlang God: "When eating, you can let the Roaring Sky Dog make the body smaller, or make the volume of the dog food larger, so that you can eat it for a long time." ” This method, Erlang God didn't expect it, Zhou Hao mentioned it, but reminded Erlang God.
This also made Erlang God feel a little guilty.
Eh, although Zhou Hao, this kid is very shrewd, but in the end, people are not bad, I am like this, he also told me this way, if he doesn't say it, I may buy a lot of dog food from him in the future, and he will be in trouble in the future, I must do my best to help him, yes, that's it!
Earlier, there was a sentence.
Many times, it is cooler to have one person obey you than to make one person afraid of you.
As soon as the matter at this end was completed, the Jade Emperor urged again.
"Zhou Hao, is there still that durian?
You get me some more. ”