Zhou Hao and the Dragon King glanced at each other, and no one knew what Xu Sun Dongliang was talking about.
Could this sentence be said to God?
Why did God offend you?
Zhou Hao didn't understand, but the Dragon King seemed to have realized something, and his expression was very surprised at this time.
Can you not be surprised?
If they say such rebellious words, if they listen to the sound of the day, they may want to report to the yin.
Folded Shou!
Zhou Hao shook Xu Sun Dongliang and said, "Dongliang, what are you talking nonsense?"
” Xu Sun Dongliang's eyes were still closed, but he seemed to be thinking very clearly.
"Me?
It's not me, that's what you said, have you forgotten?
When will you wake up?
” What?
What did I say?
How many years have I said that?
Zhou Hao and the Dragon King looked at each other again.
This time, the Dragon King's eyes looking at Zhou Hao were also wrong.
What are these two young men?
Putting this sentence aside, as a mortal, you can invite Erlang Zhenjun, and this background is not small.
After all, ordinary Taoist priests and warlocks can communicate with immortals and communicate with heaven and earth, which is already a very great thing, but Zhou Hao calls Erlang God the second brother.
What's the matter, you're swearing?
Even if you don't bow down, I'm afraid this friendship is too good to be true, right?
There's something going on here.
The Dragon King of the Whale Sea is also an old dragon king, and of course he is proficient in this little trick.
Looking at today's posture, the two guys in front of me are probably amazing characters in their previous lives.
The short-haired one should have some memories of his previous life, and the white-haired one shouldn't have awakened yet.
"Dragon King, you better save my brother, you see he's talking nonsense."
Zhou Hao said. yes, if it weren't for the fact that the head short-circuited the arc, who would have said such crazy things?
Let the sky be man, and you go to be the sky?
Why?
Fighting with the sky, the fun is endless?
But that?
The dragon king was also entangled at this moment.
If it was before, it would not be difficult for his old dragon king to sell Yang Jian a face.
Don't look at him majestic, in charge of this sea area, in fact, the position of "Dragon King", looking at the Three Realms, is not a very awesome position.
Just like King Qin Guang, he said that he was in charge of the Netherworld, but if he picked out a few people in the Heavenly Court, his status was much higher than him.
But now, Xu Sun Dongliang said such a rebellious thing, and said that it was Zhou Hao who said it.
Xu Sun Dongliang can know about this, obviously Zhou Hao's "same party".
These two are clearly not good things.
So.
To save or not to save?
The dragon king was tangled.
"This ......
It's not that I won't help you, it's ......."
Without waiting for him to finish, Zhou Hao took out his mobile phone and edited the text for Erlang God.
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"Second brother, this Whale Sea Dragon King refuses to help me, I'm just a mortal, he is a high god."
The Jade Emperor still didn't reply to Erlang God, and Erlang God had to wait.
Seeing Zhou Hao say this, Erlang God was also a little unhappy.
"What's wrong with God?
Who says God is on high?
The second brother tells you that there are three worlds of heaven, earth and man, and the creatures in each world are equal!
I don't like this the most!
Didn't I ask you to give me my name?
Have you reported it?
” It is true that Yang Jian's mother Sifan was born to Yang Jian in the next session with mortals, and he has a constant bond with mortals, can he not be angry after listening to Zhou Hao's words at this time?
"I reported it, but he just didn't listen, and he still refused to help, saying what's wrong with Erlang God?
Erlang God is a fart, Lao Tzu is happy in the Whale Sea, no one can control me, let alone Erlang God, even if I let the Jade Emperor come forward, I can't make a move, Lao Tzu's mana that he has worked so hard to cultivate, just give it to mortals, isn't it a waste?
” Sowing discord and fanning the flames is Zhou Hao's housekeeping skills.
At this juncture, instead of begging this dragon king, it is better to let Erlang God go and talk to him.
Anyway, Erlang God absolutely believes in himself.
Erlang God on the other end of the phone, when he saw this, he was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.
Okay, you're a whale dragon king.
He has never gone to heaven for thousands of years, and like King Qin Guang, he is a king in his own jurisdiction.
It's all floating, isn't it?!
"What a guts!"
Jiro sent angrily.
Zhou Hao hurriedly replied.
"Second brother, this is not what I said, it was all said by the dragon king."
Damn it.
I'll see if you save it or not.
"Brother, you're waiting, I'll look for him!"
After speaking, Erlang God searched for the store of the Dragon King of the Whale Sea, and directly initiated a video call after clicking in.
At this time, the Dragon King of the Whale Sea was still explaining to Zhou Hao, saying that he was old, old and frail, and he didn't have a few mana.
What else do you say is that it is polluted now, he usually doesn't dare to go out, he can only hide in the Dragon Palace, there are few heavenly treasures left, and it is too difficult to cultivate.
Zhou Hao is completely in the ear.
This is simply nonsense, at the level of the Dragon King, where do you still need heavenly treasures for cultivation?
It's just a matter of taking the time and doing it.
You don't know when I do?
The dragon king's cell phone rang, and at first he was still very strange.
Who is it?
Pick it up and take a look - Erlang Zhenjun!
My God, this young man must have made a small report to Erlang Zhenjun just now, and then his old man will come forward in person!
Wow, this guy is too bad.
Is there anything you can't say?
Rao was like this, and the dragon king still answered the phone tremblingly.
"Ao Lie, the Dragon King of the Whale Sea, has seen Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun!"
You're welcome.
Erlang God looked at the Dragon King, and said calmly: "Are you guilty?"
” Fuck me.
Convicted as soon as it came up?
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It's a big fun!
Zhou Hao didn't expect Erlang God to be so awesome, he just wanted to join him a little, but he didn't want to bring so much trouble to the Dragon King at all.
But you can't blame Zhou Hao.
Xu Sun Dongliang was stupid.
How stupid is it?
Framing Zhou Hao is going against the sky.
This already belongs to the category of being terminally ill, Zhou Hao doesn't hurry up, I'm afraid that even if Xu Sun Dongliang is rescued, he will be wasted.
The Dragon King trembled and said in fright: "Xiaguan, what is the crime of Xiaguan?"
” I don't have that.
I didn't call this man, I didn't kill anyone, and I helped these two boys get rid of the eels.
Even if you don't send me a certificate or something, you can't punish me!
Jiro's tone was still flat.
"One, within the jurisdiction of your Ao Lie, there are spirits and troubled times, and you don't stand up to maintain the balance of the Three Realms in the first place, which is regarded as dereliction of duty, and your crime should be punished."
"Second, within the jurisdiction of your Ao Lie, there are mortals who are persecuted by spirits, and you do not treat them in the first place, which is regarded as a departure from the Dao heart, a loss of mercy, and a disgrace to the heavenly court, and their crimes should be punished."
"Third, Zhou Hao and I are friends for eight worships, and I instructed him to ask you for help, but you sternly refused, regarded as a supreme official, ignoring dignity and humility, and his crime should be punished."
"To sum up, the three charges together are more than enough to send you to the Dragon Slaying Platform, and you will wait for the Holy Decree in the Dragon Palace!"
I'm a dear mother.
This Erlang God's ability to talk nonsense is far more superb than Zhou Hao.
He helped Zhou Hao get rid of the electric eel, which was already very interesting, looking at Erlang God's posture, it seemed that he was running for his life.
Awesome.
In the end, he is a big official in the heavenly court.
It's like this at the top, and it's pretty much the same from below.
The eldest relatives asked the second child to do something, but the second child didn't help, so the eldest tried to find a way to fix the second child.
Whole to death.
I don't know if this atmosphere is good or bad.
Erlang God put these three charges on the line, so frightened that Ao Lie knelt on the spot, unable to say a word.
"Bold Ao Lie, you are guilty!"
Erlang God suddenly said angrily.
Ao Lie finally came back to his senses and said again and again: "Zhenjun, the lower official, the lower official is guilty!"
Please also ask Zhenjun to open up the net, let go of the lower officials, and the lower officials will do their best!
Be sure to protect the stability of the whale sea!
” Erlang God waved his sleeves and said, "There is no need to quibble, this official will start to the Jade Emperor now!"
” Who doesn't know that the Jade Emperor is the uncle of Erlang God?
Although Erlang God is a little deliberate, what Erlang God said is not a lie, it is all true.
It's just that this so-called crime can be big or small, and to put it mildly, Ao Lie is already worthy of Zhou Hao.
To put it bigger, it can indeed be pushed to the dragon slaying platform.
Previously, Erlang God was going to exchange dragon meat and Zhou Hao for dog food, could it be through this channel?
Zhou Hao didn't dare to ask for it, he had to lose his life after eating.
Ao Lie also knew that Erlang God wanted to help Zhou Hao get ahead, so he did his own, and right now, he looked at Zhou Hao, his eyes were full of pain.
Big brother, can't I help you save people?
Say a few nice things for me!
I, Ao Lie, am worthy of the sky and the earth in my life, if it is because of this, I will be sent to the dragon slaying platform.
I'm not willing to be a ghost!
Zhou Hao next to him was also very anxious.
Xu Sun Dongliang must be treated now, and Zhou Hao doesn't really want to harm Ao Lie, he just wants him to save Xu Sun Dongliang.
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"Yes, second brother, just give the Dragon King a chance, thanks to him just now for helping us defeat the electric eels, otherwise I would have died by now."
Because Ao Lie was on the hands-free, what Erlang God said, Zhou Hao could hear it clearly.
"Oh, that's it, that's okay!"
Ao Lie was stunned for a moment, and the beard on his face twitched.
He looked at Erlang God, who had changed his color.
Fuck me.
You don't have that, do you?
Hello to the relational household, you changed your face so quickly?
Isn't this with Zhou Haotie!
But.
Jirojin is not a fool either.
Ao Lie is a fairy, whether he has scolded Erlang God or not, Erlang God can find out.
Therefore, Zhou Hao fanned the flames, and Erlang Shenmen was clear.
You don't have to look it up.
He is just a dragon king, has he eaten the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard, and dares to scold me as the first general of Nantianmen?
Inexistent.
However, it is not interesting for Erlang God and Zhou Hao to worry about these, he is now thinking about purchasing agents, and he must have a good relationship with Zhou Hao.
Otherwise, if you don't know the place after you go down, you won't have the currency of the mortal world.
So what to do?
Steal?
Immortals steal things, that's to eat big karma!
Erlang God continued: "Since this is the case, if Zhou Hao intercedes for you, then you will make meritorious service and be sure to save Zhou Hao's brother." ” In this way, Ao Lie thanked him for his kindness, and also said some nonsense such as being strict in the future, being a new person, and not dishonoring the tasks assigned to him by the Heavenly Court.
Suddenly.
Erlang God said as if he remembered something: "By the way, the death penalty can be avoided, the living crime cannot be escaped, and afterwards you taught Zhou Hao five hundred years of cultivation, there must be no mistake!"
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