It is not easy to get Taishang Laojun to do this.
At the beginning, he threw Sun Wukong into the gossip furnace, without even the slightest hint, if it weren't for Erlang God reminding Sun Wukong that "Xun is windy", I'm afraid Sun Wukong would have died in the gossip furnace.
"Shit, can you tell him?
Still very clear?
Can you explain it clearly?
Originally, I thought you would kill him at the gate of Guiru, but I didn't expect you to do it.
Lingbao Tianzun said with a smile.
That's right, the law of heaven and earth can only govern heaven and earth, and returning to ruins is not in this category.
Taishang Laojun turned his head and asked coldly, "What do you mean by this?"
” Co-author: I'm in league with them?
Lingbao Tianzun patted Taishang Laojun's shoulder and said with a smile: "Oh, I understand, tell me, how much red envelopes did Zhou Hao give you?"
You see, now that I know about it, are you going to give me a ......?"
"Bastard!"
Taishang Laojun pushed away Lingbao Tianzun, and said angrily: "Are you the same as you?!"
You can't hold on to your Dao heart, and you're still trying to pull me into the water!
I have an agreement with Zhou Hao, how can I violate it?!
Do you want to watch Zhou Hao take away all the money of the gods and let the gods rebel?!
” In fact, Lingbao Tianzun is also cheap, he knows that it is impossible for Taishang Laojun to do this, but what he didn't expect is that this little old man has a big temper.
"Ouch, I'm not kidding you, why are you still in a hurry?
Don't be like me. ” In the previous matter, Taishang Laojun pulled himself along, if he offended Taishang Laojun and let Yuan Shi Tianzun know about it, then your baby in society will have to drink a big pot.
Taishang Laojun withdrew his hand, looked at the Xuanguang Mirror, and didn't bother with this guy who owed his mouth.
In the Xuanguang Mirror.
After Xu Sun Dongliang finished scolding Taishang Laojun, he continued to think, since this thing is just a phantom, then it can't be beaten, after all, this thing can be seen, not touched!
Continue to get caught up in thought.
If this thing is a phantom, where did it come from?
There must be a source, right?
Xu Sun Dongliang raised his head and found that above the plaque was a piece of blue water, and beyond that was the sun.
Wait a minute.
Could it be that there is a small plaque in the water, which is magnified by the sun's irradiation, and then forms this phantom?
Quite possibly!
Xu Sun Dongliang hurriedly flew to the water's edge and found that the water was about ten meters long and six meters wide, which was really clear, because the water in it was not flowing, so the solar energy directly penetrated the water block.
With the help of Long Yangyan, Xu Sun Dongliang clearly saw that in the center of the piece of water, there was a small plaque suspended.
Except for the size, the rest of the shape is exactly the same as the phantom!
Although according to common sense, when the sun shines from above, the phantom should only show one side, and it is impossible for all six sides to be the same, but in this bird place, where is there any science to speak of?
"Hahahaha!
You immortal Taishang Laojun, you dare to lie to me!
It's strange if I don't pluck your hair when I stand up!
” Heavenly Court, Thirty-three Heavens, Tushi Palace Conference Room.
"Laojun, listen, he's going to pluck out your hair, hahahaha, I'm laughing to death."
Lingbao Tianzun held his stomach and laughed.
Taishang Laojun slowly turned his head and asked indifferently, "It's funny, isn't it?"
” You're so happy that my hair is going to be plucked?!
It's not funny at all, Lingbao Tianzun also wants to drive the atmosphere, he said with a bitter face: "Are you happy, it's a big deal that when he wants to beat you, I can't help you intercede?"
” "He's got to have a life to come out alive."
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Xu Sun Dongliang flew to the top of the water, and wanted to jump in directly and fish out the plaque, as long as it could be fished out, it would be easy to do, and it would be strange not to step on it.
Fooling Lao Tzu for so long.
But something unexpected happened to Xu Sun Dongliang.
As soon as he entered the water, the whole person fell directly to the ground, and did not stay in it at all.
The speed of the fall in the water is far faster than the speed of his flight.
What's the situation?!
Xu Sun Dongliang did not fly again when he fell into the air, but fell directly to the ground.
This guy threw him down, it's really called a meat and eight vegetarians.
"Taishang Laojun, you actually tricked me into this virtue!
Don't get me on my feet!!
Xu Sun Dongliang gritted his teeth and rubbed his ass and said.
Fortunately, it is not head-down, otherwise Xu Sun Dongliang probably won't even be able to speak at this time.
Yes.
Since it doesn't work downward, I'll go upstream from underneath the water!
Just do it, Xu Sun Dongliang flew towards the water block at great speed.
"Bang!"
A bang.
Xu Sun Dongliang intuitively felt that his head had hit a steel plate.
"Damn!"
Xu Sun Dongliang fell to the ground again.
Are you going to play me to death?!
It doesn't work down, it doesn't work up, it's so difficult to break this plaque?!
In the end, Xu Sun Dongliang came up with a good solution, he flew above the water block again, took out his bow and arrow, and aimed it at the plaque.
Hey.
Since in the water, objects will fall faster, so I can shoot the plaque on the spot with a bow and arrow.
I'm such a genius!
Heavenly Court, Thirty-three Heavens, Tushi Palace Conference Room. ", this Zongbu God is very smart, won't he succeed in this way?"
Lingbao Tianzun said in surprise.
Even if it is himself, he has not thought of any way in such a short period of time.
Taishang Laojun sneered and said, "Do you think weak water is so easy to overcome?"
There are not many immortals in the world who can deal with weak water, and even I can't do anything, not to mention that he is a little guy in the realm of heavenly immortals. ” Lingbao Tianzun disagrees with this point of view.
"Not necessarily, he used to be quite ......"
"That was before."
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"Boom!"
After the arrow burst out, it didn't even take a second to blast out a large crater on the ground.
“yes！”
Xu Sun Dongliang waved his fist and shouted.
It's so cool!
It's like doing math problems, problems that can't be done for a long time, and it's hard to make them, although they don't get any benefits, but the sense of achievement is quite high (Xueba shouldn't think so).
Xu Sun Dongliang looked around, wanting to see where the gate of the legendary return to the ruins was.
But he looked at it for five minutes and couldn't find it.
What about playing?!
It can't be missed!
Xu Sun Dongliang looked at the water again.
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The plaque is still there!
Could it be that the plaque is too small?
Got it.
Xu Sun Dongliang flew to the top of the water block again, and directly opened the Nine Arrows of Lingxiao.
Hundreds of tiny arrows shot out.
This time, after casting the Nine Arrows of Lingxiao, Xu Sun Dongliang did not rush down, but observed.
Still there?!
What's the situation?!
Xu Sun Dongliang returned to the ground, and he really couldn't think of it after racking his brains.
Could it be that Lao Shang Laojun deliberately corrected me?
After all, he doesn't have a good relationship with the mouse.
If that's the case, I have to tell the rat now, lest the rat suffer at the hands of this fake good guy in the future!
Thinking about it, Xu Sun Dongliang took out the mobile phone, and when he looked at the signal, although it was not 4G, the mobile phone screen was actually displayed 3G!
Oh my God, it's no problem to send a 3G signal!
Xu Sun Dongliang hurriedly found Zhou Hao on WeChat.
"Mouse!"
Zhou Hao was lying on the bed still worried about Wang Bing's affairs, and the mobile phone suddenly rang, and Zhou Hao also felt very strange.
He has a lot of friends, but they basically don't contact him, none of them used to sleep in this dormitory, and now none of them are in the mortal world, and Wang Xiyan is also dead.
Could it be a GI?!
Zhou Hao hurriedly took out his mobile phone and took a look.
The results showed that although he was not Wang Bing, this person could also arouse Zhou Hao's emotions.
"How can you play on your phone?!
Are you already back?!
” This talent.
Rhythm to scare people to death?!
"No, I haven't entered the ruins yet, but I don't know how there is a signal here, what I want to tell you is that you must beware of Taishang Laojun, he is not a good person!
He brought me to the gate of the ruins, but the gate couldn't get in!
He must want me to die here!
” Then, Xu Sun Dongliang told Zhou Hao what happened to him.
Heavenly Court, Thirty-three Heavens, Tushi Palace Conference Room.
"Huh?
What is this Dzongbu god doing with his mobile phone?
Is there still a signal to return to the ruins?
Lingbao Tianzun wondered.
It shouldn't be, let's not talk about the signals in the mortal world, the heavenly court has its own ifi is constructed through the spirit gathering formation, but how can this ruin also have a signal?
Taishang Laojun didn't expect this, he calmed his face and said: "If there is really a signal, I'm afraid it's the people above who are making trouble......"
"Impossible!
What are they doing when they have nothing to do with their hands in the ruins?!
Do you want to help Zhou Hao?!
Lingbao Tianzun said nervously.
If this is really the case, then they must all be able to complete their merits and return to the mortal world after awakening.
What a is then?
Heavenly Court directly let them have the final say.
Taishang Laojun shook his head, sighed and said, "This matter is immeasurable, Zhou Hao had too many friends of the great gods in his previous life......
They wouldn't have helped Zhou Hao at that time, but in this life, it's hard to say. ” Mortal.
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Zhou Hao saw Xu Sun Dongliang running to shout for help to him, and suddenly his lungs were about to explode, he hurriedly took a screenshot, and then found Taishang Laojun.
"That's what you did?!
What the hell do you mean?!
If you want to kill my brother, just say it!
” You are still the ancestor of the Three Qing Dao!
I couldn't do what I promised.
Will you be this Dao Ancestor?
I won't be allowed to be!
Depend on!
Receiving this news, Taishang Laojun was also speechless.
This Zongbu God, a guy who used to be so awesome, how did he become a crappy guy for making small reports now?
"Haha, it's okay now, God Zongbu and Zhou Hao have gone to report the news, and now Zhou Hao still holds the wealth of the gods of the heavenly court, I see how you want to explain it!"
Lingbao Tianzun held his stomach and laughed.
Taishang Laojun glared at him.
"What are you laughing at?
Don't forget, your 50 billion is also in Zhou Hao's hands!
” As soon as these words came out, Lingbao Tianzun's smile immediately froze on his face.
But soon, he reacted.
"I'm not afraid!
Zhou Hao is a good person!
He said he wanted to be friends with me!
” As soon as the words came out, Lingbao Tianzun immediately covered his mouth.
If you say too much, you will lose, and if you say too much, you will lose......
Taishang Laojun glanced at him with strange eyes, and handed the phone to Lingbao Tianzun.
"Why don't you talk to you, friend?
Let him stop making things difficult for me all the time?
” Lingbao Tianzun pushed his palm and said, "Forget it, I'm just joking, don't take it seriously, how can I be friends with Zhou Hao?"
” Taishang Laojun no longer cared about him, but replied to Zhou Hao.
"Zhou Hao, listen to me about this, it's not what you think, the country of ruins is not in the Three Realms, even I don't know what is inside, whether I can get out if I go in.
The Nine Secluded Land is under the jurisdiction of the underworld, that is the thing of the Heavenly Court, and the Lingshan is even more so, only this Guiru is the most mysterious, so I can only send him to the door, I hope you can forgive me. ” Without any lying, although Taishang Laojun always targets Zhou Hao, none of the things he promised Zhou Hao have repented.
"I forgive your mother!
My condition is to send Xu Sun Dongliang to the country of ruins, but if you only send him to the door, then you will not be sent to the country!
You didn't meet the conditions I proposed!
Then I can, too, and can't do what I promised you?!
” It is true that apart from Wang Bing, the relationship between Xu Sun Dongliang and Zhou Hao is the best.
At this time, Xu Sun Dongliang is not only facing the inability to step into the ruins, but death!
Think about it, I can't even get in the gate, so I naturally don't know how to come back, this is the mobile phone has a signal, if not, then Xu Sun Dongliang can't get in, and he can't get out.
Don't die at this door?!
Put Xu Sun Dongliang in such a dangerous situation.
Zhou Hao was furious.
Taishang Laojun is afraid that Zhou Hao will talk about yin and yang financial management, the first time it can be said to be a test of the gods, and the second time can't it be said the same, right?
Okay, even if it's a test, can you give us the money back?
"Zhou Hao, don't be angry, this matter is negotiable, I can help you, I must do my best, if it can be sent to the country, why should I throw him outside?
Doesn't that make me feel uncomfortable?
In short, about Xu Sun Dongliang, I can only help him this step.
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Lingbao Tianzun should have also told you, many times it is not me who is targeting you, but your words and deeds involve future variables, I hope you can understand. ” I understand your uncle!
"I understand you?
Did you understand me?!
I also put my own daughter-in-law in order to save the mortal world, right?!
But what did you tell me afterwards?!
said that I colluded with Lingbao Tianzun and removed my landlord from the shelves, these are all good things you did, right?!
” Indeed, Heavenly Court was a little unfair to Zhou Hao's behavior.
"Okay, Zhou Hao, the matter has come to this, I don't know what to say, you say, how to solve this matter!"
If it really doesn't work, I'll send Xu Sun Dongliang back to you!
"You're going to ask me about this?
You don't have a little bit of a count in your own mind?
Okay, I don't want to bother with you, just send me the pillars into the ruins, and I won't grind with you for anything else. ” I finally got to the door, and I can't come back because of this, right?
Otherwise, after Zhao Wunian and they successfully returned, Xu Sun Dongliang was a crane tail again, and he would not be uncomfortable to death?
All in all, don't give up easily.
Zhou Hao just wanted to solve this problem, and the reason why he scolded Taishang Laojun again was also to let the other party know that he cared about Xu Sun Dongliang very much.
Don't fool around.
Otherwise, for the sake of the pillars, I can make your heavenly court explode!
"I'm really sorry, Zhou Hao, I can't help you, because entering the process of returning to the ruins, this is already considered cultivation, and this has something to do with you, I can't help you too much, otherwise I won't have good fruit to eat."
But you've said it all, if I don't give any hints, it will be too unkind, the water in those water blocks is not extraordinary water, nor is it the water of the heavenly river, but weak water, I can only say so much, I hope you don't embarrass me. ” Zhou Hao knew that this matter was the same as teaching himself to make nine earth-shattering changes, which was already their bottom line.
In this case, even if you take away the money of the immortals, it is useless.
Let's think of something else.
Zhou Hao didn't bother with Taishang Laojun anymore, but found Sun Wukong.
"Brother Monkey, do you know what weak water is?
My brother was stumped by the weak water."
Sun Wukong has almost learned by this time.
Fortunately, he had good concentration, otherwise he would have almost broken the ring.
Seeing Zhou Hao's news, he not only didn't annoy Zhou Hao, but thought that Zhou Hao had saved him.
"Water can carry a boat and capsize a boat, but a boat floating on weak water can only capsize the boat, not the boat.
If you want to get this done, to be honest, I can't help it, but there is one person who can, and you know. ” "Who?"
"Zhu Bajie."