Oh, my God!
What the hell is going on?!
Isn't the golden cicada a meritorious Buddha?!
How did you get killed by mortals and make food at this time?!
Could it be that this is the third generation of mortals?!
More powerful than the previous first generation?!
I can't.
Even the Buddha of Lingshan can be slaughtered casually, this vast heavenly palace is no longer the master of Sanqing!
The position of the Buddha will definitely not be guaranteed!
"Yes, it's delicious, I liked it when I was young, but my dad wouldn't let me eat it."
This shocked the white elephant again.
I started eating it when I was a child.
Meritorious Buddha has been dead for twenty years?!
His father didn't let him eat it, apparently because he wanted to.
What kind of dad is this?!
I don't know what to share with my son if I have good things.
Bah, bah, I am also a member of Buddhism, how can I say that Tang monk meat is a good thing?
I didn't be a youkai for years.
Amitabha~ "Well, forget it, there's chili peppers on it, we can't eat this."
Zhao Wunian is happy.
"Hey, don't lie to me, I don't know where I've heard it before, meat refers to onions, garlic and ginger, and chili peppers only flowed into China in the Ming Dynasty, you have existed for a long time, right?
The monks before the Northern and Southern Dynasties could still eat meat!
You're welcome!
” The white elephant was stunned.
"Really?
You still know so much, I don't know, hehe, it seems that you have a relationship with the Buddha!
” What the dignified White Elephant Venerable didn't know, Zhao Wunian knew.
Isn't it awesome?
"Pull it down, I have nothing to do with the Buddha, I still want to marry a daughter-in-law, you should eat it quickly, this is really delicious!"
Originally, Zhao Wunian was still thinking about how to deal with him, but now he was stunned to chat with him.
Zhao Wunian can't be blamed.
After all, his ability is like this, the white elephant doesn't need to look at it, it must be copper skin and iron bones, and if he fights with him, he has no chance of winning at all.
Anyway, if you can't think of it, then just do it.
Let's take one step at a time.
The white elephant's expression was a little embarrassed.
"That, this, this doesn't fit......
Let's change it. ” Zhao Wunian asked disapprerovingly, "What's wrong with this?"
This stuff is delicious, and you're guaranteed to eat one pack and want to eat the second pack, and eat the second pack and want to eat the third pack. ” "But you gave me two packs, where did you get the third pack?"
Yes, this thing is even more stupid than Zhao Wunian.
"I can't finish giving it to you?!
We're friends!
Zhao Wunian patted his chest and said boldly.
It's definitely not a routine, and Zhao Wunian at this time has forgotten that the white elephant is about to become his opponent.
All right.
These two goods are half a catty and eight taels......
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The white elephant thought about it and finally refused.
"Brother, this is really inappropriate, as a person from Buddhism, how can I eat Tang monk meat?
You can just change it for me, can't you beg you when the big brother begs you?
” …… That's what a brother is......
Zhao Wunian was puzzled: "This, this is not really Tang monk meat!"
Where can you buy a pack of real Tang monk meat for five cents?
” "Really?!
Brother, don't lie to big brother!
The white elephant was surprised.
It can be called "Tang monk meat" in the mortal world.
It's going to be delicious!
Zhao Wunian was speechless and said, "Don't tease, okay?"
What you originally asked me for was vegetarian, how could I give you meat?
Your head is stupider than me, and you can slap yourself twice and maybe become smarter. ” Big truth.
The white elephant quickly slapped himself on the head twice.
"Bang bang" twice, Zhao Wunian felt pain when he heard it.
But the white elephant didn't care, and opened the bag and ate it.
Soft in the mouth.
A line of throat!
No, no, no, I used the wrong advertising words.
It should be very chewy, clicky, and have an endless aftertaste!
Soon, the white elephant ate a packet.
"Not bad, right?
Hey.
Zhao Wunian said proudly.
The white elephant nodded as he ate.
"Well, yes, well, delicious, delicious!"
Soon, the two packs were finished.
"Brother, you said you would give me the third pack, it wouldn't be a lie, right?
It's not good to lie in Lingshan, otherwise the Buddha will be unhappy. ” Look at you're nervous.
When Zhao Wunian grew up, he didn't eat much spicy strips, so he didn't care very much, and took out fifty packs at once.
"Eat!
If you live for a lifetime, don't you just want to be happy!
Eat enough!
Hehe!
” "Oh my mother!
The Bodhisattva blesses you with good health and all the best, you are really a good person!
” The white elephant was like crazy, tearing the bag and eating at the same time.
Looking at his speed, the hundreds of packs in his delicate teeth may not be enough for him.
"That one, big brother, eat slowly, at your speed, the spicy strips on my body are about to be eaten up by you, will you transform?
If you make your body smaller, won't you be able to eat more?
” That's right?!
How did I not think of that?!
"Brother, you are so smart!
If you can clear the customs, I will say a few good words to the Buddha and let him make you a wise Buddha or something!
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No matter how bad it is, you have to be a bodhisattva!
The minimum standard is also a Venerable!
Hey. ” With that, the white elephant turned its body to the size of a fist.
Hear the word "customs clearance".
Zhao Wunian finally came to his senses.
He said worriedly: "Big brother, when will our level start?"
How many levels are left?
” The white elephant was busy eating spicy strips, shook his head and said: "I really don't know this, as for me, it's up to you to decide when to start, not me, aren't you eating?"
You eat slowly, not in a hurry. ” Of course, don't worry.
Let me eat enough and then say, such a delicious thing, I must leave a little for Fuxian Bodhisattva.
Zhao Wunian scratched his head, looked at the hamburger in his hand, and put it aside.
"It's up to me?
When do I say when is it?
” No way?
Lingshan's treatment is so good?!
"That's right, you've just passed a level, you're already very tired, how can you let you continue to break through, the Buddha has taken special care of you, and he has a good impression of you.
Ahh ” Zhao Wunian was even more surprised.
"Really?!
The Buddha knows me?!
” Although I am the little overlord of the Zhao family, I am not so famous that even the Buddha knows about it, right?!
Could it be that the rat said hello to me?
Is he already able to talk to a figure of Buddha's level?
Awesome!
It's actually right to think about it, the mouse has scolded Taishang Laojun before, what he doesn't dare to do.
My brother, just two words -!
"Ah, I said I missed my mouth, okay, I told you anyway, so let's talk about it.
Yes, the Buddha said that you came to Lingshan unusually, the foundation is unstable, if you break through one after another, for you, the end will definitely be death, so I made some adjustments.
It's up to you to start, not me. ” That's it?
Zhao Wunian said in frustration: "Then how can you say that the Buddha has a good impression of me?"
” It's not a big deal.
Brother, it's not small, do you still want to directly clear the customs and seal your wisdom Buddha?
"Isn't that good?!
If you go as you used to, you're either going to fail or you're going to die here.
I'll just say that, Maitreya Buddha, are you familiar with it?
He has challenged 325 times here, and none of them have been successful. ” "The Buddha has always believed that all living beings are equal, and he will never protect anyone, and now he just because you are out of the ordinary, let you set a time to start, this is already a miracle, the Buddha will not let me say it, but we Buddhists can not speak.
Anyway, it's good to be content!
” Saying this, Zhao Wunian also nodded.
I didn't know where I had heard that Maitreya was the future Buddha.
In other words, after the Buddha retired, it was he who went up.
Such a powerful person has never challenged more than 300 times, and it is estimated that it is because of the start time.
Otherwise, after completing a level, take a break for three years and five years.
Who is his opponent?
Since he has the potential to become a Buddha, his strength must be not low, and if he does this, he may have cleared the customs long ago.
Speaking of this, Zhao Wunian said curiously: "Is it that Maitreya Buddha can become a Buddha as long as he clears the customs?"
” If only it were so.
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Haven't I become a Buddha too?
Don't.
I'm here to cultivate, and it's just to improve my cultivation.
Don't detain me here as a Buddha, I don't want to.
You think beautifully.
"Of course not, you think it's so easy to be a Buddha?
This is just one of the many conditions, ouch, don't ask about this, I can't speak, but it's inconvenient to talk to you, who are not considered to be Buddhists.
By the way, brother, when are you going to challenge?
” Zhao Wunian stood up and rushed towards the white elephant that was only the size of a fist.
"Now!"