The male ghost knew that he had encountered hard stubble this time, and it was quite hard, so he knelt on the ground at the moment, kowtowing and shaking, and kept asking for forgiveness.
Ye Shaoyang waved his hand, "Say, what is the origin, what are you doing in the world?"
” "Archmage Mingcha, my name is Chen Shushi, I am a college student, I was killed three years ago, woo woo ......"
Chen Shushi said while wiping his tears, "I didn't stay in the world after I died, I went to the Yin Division, and I am currently doing a ghost servant, waiting for reincarnation, woo woo, today is my death day, General Niu authorized me to return to Yang for a day, enjoy the incense, archmage, this is a ghost card ......"
As he spoke, he put his hand in his stomach, took out a wooden card with green light, and respectfully presented it to Ye Shaoyang, Ye Shaoyang took it and felt it, it was indeed a real ghost card, and then returned it to him.
"Xiao Yezi, it's not a ghost, where did it come from?"
Pony is fine, and wonders as he says.
Ye Shaoyang said: "The ghost card is a general name, there are many kinds, this kind of green wooden card, it is owned by the ghost servant, and it is temporarily issued by the Yin Division before coming to the yang world, so as not to be regarded by the mage as a demon who stays in the world, and shatters the soul, then it will be a big trouble." ” After speaking, Ye Shaoyang asked this ghost named Chen Shushi again, "How did you die?"
” Chen Shushi immediately showed an unspeakable look, hesitated, and said: "When I was squatting in the kind of thatched house I built myself in the countryside, I was pushed down the thatched pit and drowned in the dung pit......
Ye Shaoyang and Xiaoma glanced at each other, both of them were quite speechless.
"Why did the killer push you down the?"
Chen Shushi said: "Because of the contradiction between our two families, this matter is a long story, after my death, the murderer is also punished, so I won't mention this matter." ” Ye Shaoyang nodded and said, "Then what are you doing in my house?"
” Chen Shushi said a little embarrassed: "This ......
I took the paper money burned by my family, passed by here, and smelled filth in this toilet, so ......
I really didn't know this was your home, Archmage!!
” Ye Shaoyang suddenly understood, turned his head, and said angrily at Xiaoma: "Before you went out, didn't you flush the toilet!"
” "I ......
It's like a little relief, and then you urge me to go......"
The pony snorted.
Wipe it, forget it if you don't flush the toilet, and close the toilet lid, and the urine fermented for several days, but it can't attract the toilet ghost, Ye Shaoyang threw himself to the ground with the five bodies that the pony admired.
"Then why are you scaring me?"
Xiao Ma looked at Chen Shushi and said, at this time, Chen Shushi has changed back to an ordinary appearance, similar to ordinary people, not so scary, and Xiao Ma's tone of voice has hardened.
"I ......
I haven't come to the time of the yin, I want to sleep a little more, I just wanted to scare you away, who expected you not to run, but to use the law to pat me, I pinched you to protect yourself.
Chen Shushi kept arching at the pony, "Ask the archmage for forgiveness, adults don't care about villains......
It pinched the pony's neck in order to protect itself, and at this point, after it broke the pony's law seal, it did not continue to harm him, but chose to run away, Ye Shaoyang believed it, if it hadn't seen that it had no intention of harming people, it would have been destroyed a long time ago, how could it have survived until now.
The pony didn't think about it so much, and was begged for mercy by a ghost in such a low voice, especially when a "great mage" screamed, his heart was very happy, he straightened his body, smiled slightly, and just didn't have a beard, otherwise he had to brush it twice, waved his big hand, and said: "Let me let you go this time, be honest in the future, go." ” Chen Shushi thanked him repeatedly, bowed to Xiaoma, and then to Ye Shaoyang, and turned to leave.
The pony was still intoxicated with the previous satisfaction, and sighed: "It's good to be a mage, even the ghosts are afraid of you, respect you, and coax you to ......"
"Hurry up and flush the toilet!"
Ye Shaoyang shouted, dragging him back to reality, and he hurried to the toilet, the toilet lid was covered before, and he didn't smell any peculiar smell, but now the toilet lid was opened, and the smell was ......
The smoke hurts my eyes.
The pony covered his nose, flushed the toilet three times, then opened the window to breathe, returned to the living room by himself, took a few breaths, and asked puzzledly: "Xiaoyezi, isn't this ghost a pervert, why do you like to stay in that kind of place?"
” "Ghosts and people have a different sense of smell, especially like filth, so baths and toilets have always been the favorite places for ghosts to hide, and it fell into the dung pit to suffocate to death, must like to stay in the toilet, just like drowned people like water, they are invisible, filth can not touch the body, and can not smell the five flavors of the world, just a kind of emotional attachment."
Xiao Ma nodded suddenly, became excited again, and said proudly: "Although I made a little mistake today, I have strengthened my determination to cultivate, and I will work harder!"
Xiao Yezi, do you feel my blood?
” "What's hot-blooded, I think it's chicken blood.
I'll see how long you can keep it going. ” The pony still wanted to distinguish, Ye Shaoyang waved his hand, "Don't talk nonsense, go make the bed and sleep." ” took out the futon that had been put into the cabinet again, made the two beds, Ye Shaoyang went to bed and lay down, saw Xiaoma sitting on the sofa and tinkering with his mobile phone, and asked, "What about sending a text message to Wang Ping?"
” "WeChat, who still sends text messages these days, how old-fashioned."
Ye Shaoyang snorted secretly, he had heard of WeChat, but he had never used it, and he wouldn't use it, he sent text messages to Rui Lengyu every night, he didn't believe it, what kind of WeChat, could there be text messages?
"You've already caught up with Wang Ping?"
Ye Shaoyang thought of this stubble.
"It's not that easy, but he seems to have a good impression of me, and I feel hopeful."
At the mention of Wang Ping, the pony was immediately radiant, and his eyes lit up.
"Are you someone who likes her, or is it your looks and figure?"
Ye Shaoyang squinted at him.
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"Love her ......
What are these words," said Pony angrily, "I am the one who likes her, and it is my life ideal to marry her home!"
” Ye Shaoyang snorted disdainfully.
Pony immediately glared at him and said sensitively, "What, I'm not worthy of her?"
” "Why, it's her who doesn't deserve you."
The pony said angrily: "Don't hit me, it's my ideal to be with her, don't you have an ideal?"
” At the mention of this, Ye Shaoyang nodded slightly and said with a smile: "My ideal is very simple, that is, to make money and make a lot of money." ” Pony said, "What about after making money?"
” "Save money."
"Save money......
And after that?
” "If you don't have it, it's just saving money."
"Damn, Scrooge!"
"You don't know the joy of saving money."
Thinking that he had a deposit of nearly 200,000 yuan, Ye Shaoyang felt happy in his heart, he had been exploited by Qingyunzi for so many years, and now he finally had his own deposit, and the amount was quite a lot, this feeling of counting money......
It's cool.
Ye Shaoyang made up his mind, when he finished dealing with the current mess, he said that he would not do anything so dangerous and not make much money, and when the time came, he would cooperate with Lao Guo more, show the rich people feng shui, catch ghosts, and save more money, as for how to spend the money......
I haven't thought about it yet, anyway, I'll save money first.
Ye Shaoyang drove the pony to the next bedroom, turned off the light and went to bed.
At the moment when he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly felt something change in his body, which spread from the inside of his body, first to the two arms, and then gradually climbed up, stopping at the two shoulders.
Ye Shaoyang hurriedly sat up, turned on the light, looked at his shoulders, and was suddenly startled, there were two ...... on his shoulders What is that?