Zhang Xiaorui first complained that he didn't say goodbye, and then talked endlessly about the mystery of martial arts that he had comprehended in the actual battle with Hu Wei, asked him for detailed guidance, and expressed his desire to practice spells and hunt ghosts and demons......
Ye Shaoyang was very speechless, and made a perfunctory call, saying that he would go back soon, and when the time came, he would teach her in person, so he would be perfunctory, and he rushed to say goodbye and hung up the phone.
Ye Shaoyang took a deep breath, this girl is very cute, but she is also very ......
Terrible.
Looking up at the outhouse, the pony leaned against the head of the bed, folding his hands and counting something.
"Count what?"
Ye Shaoyang asked curiously.
"There are several kinds of zombies I've seen, living corpses, dried corpses, ground corpses, flesh corpses, oh yes, and blood corpses, and now there is a dry corpse, anyway, how many kinds of zombies are there?"
Ye Shaoyang said with a smile: "I can casually tell you three kinds of powerful ones, flying corpses, mole corpses, and bronze armored corpses." ” The pony immediately became interested and said, "Tell me about it." ” "Flying zombies are the evolutionary state of ordinary zombies, with wings and the ability to glide and fly; The mole corpse is invulnerable, and there is sarcoma on the body, which is the door of life, and only by breaking this sarcoma can it be killed.
As for the bronze armor corpse, it is the rarest and the most difficult to deal with, it is generally a general wearing armor, stiff in the ancient tomb, and the cultivation is generally above a few hundred years, the copper armor and the body grow together, invulnerable, and the power is infinite, a bronze armor corpse, cultivated to be able to top an ordinary red-haired zombie. ” Pony was shocked and muttered, "So there are so many different types of zombies......
So what does the dry corpse have to do with the drought, which is also an upgraded version?
” "The dry corpse is the corpse servant of the drought fish, after a hundred years of cultivation, after the female fish is ignited, it can become a drought fish, but there are very few people who really become a drought fish through this way."
The pony looked at him in a daze and said, "What is it?"
” Ye Shaoyang thought for a while and said: "I can't say it in ten sentences or eight sentences, you can understand it this way, the female lu is the boss of the drought fish, the drought fish comes out once in 20 years, there can be three in the world, and the female fish comes out once in a hundred years, and it is the only one in the world." ” "Damn, it's so awesome, it must be amazing?"
"Isn't this nonsense?"
Ye Shaoyang sighed secretly, I hope that this time the drought is in the world, and it has nothing to do with the evil star of the female ghost, suddenly thinking of the phantom that killed the old ghost before, he sighed in his heart, why don't you have such a back, you really met a female fish, right?
After being pestered by the pony and chatting for a while, the two of them turned off the lights and went to sleep.
In the morning, Ye Shaoyang was woken up by the sound of gongs and drums, and was a little curious, so he came to the outhouse, looked out through the window, and a large group of people walked through the village, and a person shouted while banging on the gong, "Send water, Boss Wang sent water, and those who lack water come to get water!"
” "What's the situation?"
The pony asked, too, standing up.
Ye Shaoyang said that he didn't know, pushed open the door, came to the hall, and saw Ye Jun's family of three walking out with a large bucket and a small bucket.
I asked before I found out that it was the boss of a man surnamed Wang - also the richest man in Yinxian Collection, since the drought, he hired a water wheel, and every half a month he transported a car of water from the county seat, and several villages took turns to go, beating gongs and drums, and reminding the villagers to receive water from door to door.
"Boss Wang's business is very big, but he doesn't forget his hometown and is a good person," Ye Jun gave a thumbs up when it came to Boss Wang, "The roads in our villages were repaired at his expense, and street lamps were installed, and everyone called him Wang Dashan behind his back." ” Ye Shaoyang and Xiaoma snatched the bucket from the hands of their husband and wife, and when they came to the door, they saw that a large stuffy tanker truck was driving over, and many people followed with buckets behind.
The car drove to an open place and stopped, the driver got out of the car and began to help everyone pick up water, Ye Shaoyang and Xiaoma helped pick up a few buckets of water and brought it to the house.
Ye Jun opened one bucket to use, and the other two barrels were covered, and then taped along the edges.
Ye Shaoyang only knew when he asked that if the bucket was placed at home, it would evaporate inexplicably, and it would be better after applying the tape, otherwise even if the lid was tightened, half of it would evaporate in less than two days.
Ye Shaoyang clenched his fist, smashed it on his forehead a few times, and said, "I should have thought of it yesterday, I forgot it." ” At that moment, he drew a few talismans, pasted them on the lids of several buckets, and said, "That's it, the water will not evaporate again." ” Ye Jun and his wife looked at it stunned and said, "This thing is so good?"
” "Okay, your eldest nephew has been in Maoshan for more than ten years, hehe, I don't have a big ability, I can still draw a talisman."
Ye Jun thought about it for a while, and said, "Can you give me more, I'll go to my relatives and neighbors to send them." ” Ye Shaoyang shook his head in embarrassment, "This water gathering talisman relies on absorbing the aura of heaven and earth nearby, within ten miles, only nine can be used, once this number is exceeded, it will cause yin and yang imbalance, and the consequences are unpredictable." ” After thinking about it, he said: "That's it, second uncle, I'll draw a few more pictures for you, and you can take them and give them to the lonely old people or the poorest families in the village, and others can't take care of it, anyway, they can't die of thirst, so find a way by yourself." ” Ye Jun felt that this proposal was good, so he asked Ye Shaoyang to draw a good talisman, took it out and gave it away, and turned back when he went out, saying, "That's right, dog......"
Ye Shaoyang scratched his head, "What, second uncle, call me by my name, I'm in my early twenties......"
Ye Jun laughed and said: "In the morning, the village chief announced on the radio, at nine o'clock in the morning, a wizard came to search for the drought, first find it from our Ye family ancestor, you can go and see if you have nothing to do, if you really find the drought, you can also learn from other wizards, I heard that this sorcerer is a master invited by Wang Dashan from the city, amazing!"
” Ye Shaoyang and Xiaoma glanced at each other, the wizard in Ye Jun's mouth was of course the one who came to the set with him yesterday, but he didn't expect that he was actually invited by Wang Dashan.
"Someone got the first shot."
Back in the room, Pony says, "How did this crab come up with the same idea as we did?"
” "Of course, the way to find drought is the same."
Ye Shaoyang frowned and looked at him, "Crab?
” "Ah, he's short and strong, he likes to pinch his waist with his hands, and he walks sideways, like a crab."
Ye Shaoyang recalled the image of the mage, not to mention, the pony described it really like.
After washing their faces and brushing their teeth, the two went out together, and Ye Xiaoshuai immediately followed, holding two bundles of straw paper in his hand, and said to Ye Shaoyang: "My dad gave it to you, let you go to the grave by the way." ” Ye Shaoyang smiled, Ye Jun really had a heart, thought about it and said: "There are a lot of people today, I'm afraid it won't work, let's go again alone." ” Ye Xiaoshuai put down the straw paper and went to watch the excitement with them.
Out of the village, the three of them came all the way to the back mountain.