"I don't know if I'm really honest or not, in short, this is a crime, first, yin and yang, a man and a woman, this is the law of yin, and you can't violate ......"
Before the words fell, the old ghost retorted: "But this was not the case in ancient times!"
” Gong Cao looked at each other: "Things in the world are always changing, and the yin law can't be static!"
Besides, now there are more men and fewer women in the world, and you alone account for six, what do you let those single dogs, cough cough, single people!
” Recently, Ghost Book No. 1 has listened to a lot of novels and learned a lot of popular terms in the world.
"In your case, there are only two choices, one is to reincarnate as a human, but you are born as a heavenly eunuch, and you can't touch a woman in your life, or ......
Reincarnation is a breeding pig, and you live only to mate all your life, completely satisfying your desires.
Both of these options can wash away your karma, you choose one. ” Orange smirked, these two choices are indeed too embarrassing.
"Pigs......
Domestic pig or wild boar?
The old ghost asked.
After death, the soul knows that although it has no good feelings for beasts, it is not as discriminatory as humans.
Gong Cao said: "Is there a difference?
” "If it's a wild boar, you don't have to be stabbed, I'll choose a breeding pig!"
Orange covered her mouth and laughed.
Gong Cao said: "It's a domestic pig, but you don't owe a debt to human life, and you are wronged by the way of reincarnation of animals, you don't have to be stabbed by someone, you have your own arrangements in the dark, and finally you die of overindulgence." ” "This line, then I choose pigs, breed pigs!"
Gong Cao smiled, ticked his name on the roster with a red pen, and sent it to the Reincarnation Division to report.
Orange laughed so fast that she couldn't straighten up.
Is it really so attractive to men and women, for this, they would rather be breeding pigs......
After this fun passed, it began to get boring again, and Orange finally couldn't sit still, so he asked a ghost to bring his own ghost book No. 1, play an online novel, turn the voice to the lowest, and sit in a corner of the waiting room to listen to it to pass the time.
"Next."
Gong Cao flipped the roster to the next page, "Qingyunzi." ” I didn't think much about it, but when I heard the name, I vaguely felt that it should be a Taoist priest, so I looked up and looked at it more.
Seeing that it was an ordinary-dressed Taoist priest, he didn't care, and asked, "Is it a mage?"
” Qingyunzi let out a vague "oh" and said, "Hurry up and end it."
I'm going to be reincarnated. ” "Now is the time for the Yin Division to employ people, if you are a mage, you can apply to stay in the Yin Division and serve in the Armaments Division."
Qingyunzi waved his hand and said, "I don't want to be a yin soldier, I only reincarnate." ” "Whether you can be reincarnated or not, it's not up to you to decide, what are you doing in such a hurry."
Gong Cao pursed his lips, thinking to himself that he was really a strange person, to be able to stay in Yin Si was almost the long-cherished wish of all the dead souls, after all, he could cultivate, and he would have the opportunity to preach in the future, this person was actually in a hurry to be reincarnated!
Glancing at the number of Yin Virtue years at the end of the roster as usual, Gong Cao was petrified on the spot.
Ordinary people don't do anything bad, and occasionally do some small good deeds, at most, they will accumulate hundreds of years of yin virtue, and some are negative, but Qingyunzi's yin virtue is actually more than 300,000 years!!
Qingyunzi himself leaned over, glanced at it, and scolded secretly: "So little!
” Gong Cao exclaimed: "How did you do it?"
” "What's so difficult about this, just go over some evil ghosts and demons, the kind that has been cultivated for more than a thousand years, catching ten is ten thousand years of cultivation, I'm too lazy, and I've caught hundreds of them in my life."
Qing Yunzi scratched his head embarrassedly.
As the head of a Lingxian tablet, he was really a little ashamed of his record.
Gong Cao listened to it in his ears, but he was shocked, the evil things that have been cultivated for thousands of years, and he has caught hundreds of them in his life?
Quickly glanced at Qingyunzi's "file", Gong Cao exclaimed: "What, you are Qingyunzi, the head of Maoshan!"
” This sound was earth-shattering, and even the two silver-armored ghost warriors standing behind him were startled.
Orange was listening to the book and was listening to it, when he heard the shouting here, he looked up and glared: "What is the noise!"
” Then he lowered his head and continued to listen to the book, suddenly frowned, vaguely realized something, hurriedly looked up again, his eyes fell on Qingyunzi's face, his mouth slowly opened, and he shouted: "Grandpa!"
” Qingyunzi had already found her and had been hiding, but she really couldn't hide at this time, so she had to smile at her, "It's good?"
” Orange was a little stuck, and hurriedly walked over and held Qingyunzi's shoulder: "Grandpa, are you here to find me?"
” Turned his head to look at the crowd and said, "Didn't my boss come?"
” Qingyunzi coughed dryly twice and said, "What is he doing here, I came by myself." ” "Oh, what are you doing here?
By the way, is your injury okay, grandpa?
” "It's all right, it's all right."
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Qingyunzi laughed, and clasped his fingers on the table, "Hey, how should I judge, say, I'm in a hurry to reincarnate!"
” Gong Cao looked at the orange and then at Qingyunzi, and was stunned on the spot.
Orange was stunned for a moment, realized something, grabbed the information on the roster and looked at it, and covered his mouth in fright.
"Oh my God, grandpa, you-" Qingyunzi pointed to the above line of handwriting and said, "Isn't it very clearly written, my longevity is over." ” Tears welled up in Orange's eyes immediately.
Orange is the one who has been with him the longest time except for Guagua, and when he dealt with Yu Xuanji before, Qingyunzi lived in Ye Shaoyang's house, and everyone got along with each other.
In the eyes of Orange, Qingyunzi is an amiable elder, and most importantly: he is Ye Shaoyang's master.
Orange has always treated him as a grandfather.
How could I not be sad when I suddenly learned of his death.
Qingyunzi patted her head and said, "Life and death are fate, it's normal, your child is still the Yin God of the Son of Heaven Palace, what can't be seen, don't cry." ” Orange shook his head vigorously, and his cold gaze swept over a few ghosts: "Who hooked the old man's soul!"
” A few ghosts hurriedly waved their hands.
"Young grandma, I really don't blame us, he came by himself......"
Orange is nominally their boss, but in fact she is equivalent to the daughter-in-law of Lord Fujun, and the Gong Cao Ghost of the Son of Heaven Hall secretly jokingly called her "Young Grandma", and later called her publicly.
Orange is a weird elf, with a lot of ghost ideas, and everyone loves and fears her.
Qingyunzi said: "It has nothing to do with them, it's me who wants to be reincarnated." ” "You want to ......
Reincarnation?
” When Orange heard this, his heart was disorganized, and he muttered, "How can this be done!
” "When people die, they have to be reincarnated, why not?"
"This ......
If I let you go, how will the boss explain it, no, no!
” Qingyunzi said unhappily: "Who is the master, what am I going to do, and I still have to listen to him?"
” "No, no, but ......"
Qing Yunzi rolled his eyes, pointed to the roster and said, "And my yang life is over, and I can't pay it back, what are I doing here." ”