Chapter 70 Acting Skills In the recruit camp, a group of men lived and ate together.
Six men lived in a barracks with bunk beds.
Zhuang Xiao was pointed to the upper bunk by the squad leader, while Xing Rong was on the lower bunk.
There was no choice.
Before coming to this room, everyone was whispering and criticizing each other.
Hey, does anyone snore?
Anyone who snores is not allowed in this room.
Anyone who snores goes to sleep with the instructor of our company.
No one admits that they snore while sleeping.
"Don't snore, sleep quietly, I'm so sleepy."
Zhuang Xiao held up his hands, and then slowly climbed to his upper bunk like a slow motion, climbing like a sloth, every time he moved Every step was laborious and tiring.
Several laughs came from behind.
He also asked Pei Yan before, do I usually snore while sleeping?
According to Pei Yan, no, I haven't heard of it.
However, I slept relatively hard, and I was very tired from sleeping with you.
As a result, from the first night onwards, there were six people in the room, all of whom were snoring wildly.
Everyone slept like a dead pig, and no one woke anyone up.
However, Xing Rong and Zhuang Xiao got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and they both heard it.
The sound in the room shook the mountain, and the sound of snoring came one after another.
It seems really tiring.
They are all exhausted.
The original plan was to have a romantic time alone in the dark after lights out in the military camp every night.
Zhuang Xiao planned to leave it to Mr.
Pei.
He would look at the stars outside the window, miss each other melancholy and affectionately, and then show flexibility.
Thick fingers, doing something under the quilt.
When they entered the military camp, they were as tired as dogs from training in the field every day.
From time to time, there would be an emergency gathering in the early morning, and they would be taken out of bed and run on the playground to run a three-thousand-meter obstacle course.
When they were teenagers, they boxed in the club and practiced martial arts with their masters.
In all the years, I have never felt so tired.
Being beaten and punished is easier than this.
She's so romantic, even if she's lying on the bed, the person she loves the most is the pillow queen.
Zhuang Xiao is not afraid of scandals with Xing Rong in the same program group.
The two of them see each other every day, and they can gasp for breath whenever their tongue hangs out when they open their mouths.
They don't care about it and let the scandal take care of itself.
At dinner time, I took my plate in the cafeteria, sat down and started eating.
As he devoured his food, he wished he could have three mouths and six rows of teeth.
At this time, I began to envy Uncle Pei’s special skills, the big squirrel.
When we ate together in the past, Pei Yan was always quick and chewed food faster than others.
In the time it takes others to eat one steamed bun and half a plate of vegetables, Pei Yan can eat two steamed buns and a whole plate of vegetables.
He can grab and eat them quickly.
He can peel a crab shell and a crayfish shell faster than ordinary people.
Pei Yan often teases this person at the dinner table, "Look at how slowly you eat.
If you are slow, I won't wait for you.
The last crab is mine too."
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Why do I eat so fast?
I grew up eating crabs, don’t you know?
You Imperial City people are clamoring for a bowl of fried liver, a drawer of steamed buns, and a bowl of noodles with soybean paste every day, which are the three major items of the "Imperial City Roots Set Meal" , how luxurious you are.
The people in our area are relatively unsophisticated and have never seen high-end things, so we just rely on the sea to eat.
When we were young, we would steam two large crabs, a plate of fried seaweeds with garlic sauce, and a piece of shrimps.
This was my meal.
As Zhuang Xiao bit the steamed bun, he couldn't help but miss the young master who grew up eating crabs.
Otherwise, why would he be covered in a hard shell and dare to walk sideways when he came out?
If you think too much, you will get distracted.
I wanted to get the steamed buns again, but when I looked up, I saw that Brother Xing had taken away the last steamed bun.
I was so angry.
"Do you know how hungry we are now?"
Xing Rong reported to Xiao Sa while chatting quietly on the phone at night, "I ate three and a half steamed buns for dinner today, and then three and a half.
Today, the instructor sympathized with us because we were too tired, and I added another dish, stir-fried mutton slices with green peppers and green onions.
Oops, I was so hungry that I even ate the mutton.
I never thought mutton was so delicious.
Haha, just give me a lamb now and I can give it to you.
Eat it” This person also obviously talks too much.
In the past, when people said they had depression, some were really depressed, while others were just delusional.
They just held in their breath and couldn’t let it out because they were so depressed that they wrapped themselves up in a suit that didn’t fit.
Cocoon, I still feel very wronged, Gu Ying feels sorry for herself, and very unhappy.
Happiness or unhappiness is a state of mind.
The young prince said, oh, I will roast a lamb for you next time.
I will roast it very delicious.
The young prince said, Yesterday, he was taken to a Western restaurant.
The steak was unpalatable and turned into a piece of cow dung.
If he asked me to grill it for him, I would definitely not be able to turn it into shit.
The young prince said again, so, I baked it very well, I will bake it for you next time.
Xing Rong keeps laughing, her cheeks hurt from laughing, please stop talking, I have another thing that I can't eat.
With you, the baby can only feed.
The young prince also said that after eating Western food, we went to shoot horse fights, and he threw me on the horse with a "swish", and the horse was pushed to its knees by me.
I said you didn't get the wire rope right and it was too long.
They insisted that I eat too much and have to lose weight.
What's the matter?
I obviously ate a piece of cow dung.
They were eating it, but I didn't eat it at all.
I didn't eat too much.
The child was so wronged.
Xing Rong laughed so hard that his cheeks hurt and he was so silly.
This actually makes me quite happy and happy.
In short, the show "Recruits in the Field" is quite popular.
After two episodes, the ratings ranked first in the variety show category at 10pm on weekends.
The actors tried their best and the audience bought it.
Many people on the Internet said that Rong Rong has changed his image and that pretty boys have become men.
In the past, I always thought that this person was a sissy, but in fact, she wasn’t.
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It was all those unnoticed characters in the drama who were too sissy.
There’s something wrong with the aesthetics of soap operas nowadays, right?
Rong Rong wears a big-brimmed hat and a soldier’s uniform, and looks like a military figure.
He's quite handsome, he's obviously a normal boy.
As for Zhuang Xiao's evaluation, it may be impossible to describe it in words, leaving only a bunch of interjections.
In the video of the program, every time Zhuang Xiao appears with a sullen expression on his face, shouting numbers on the playground, running silently with his luggage on his back, or climbing a mud pit while carrying a piece of wood in the wild, the barrage will be filled with a series of "Ahhhhhhhhhhh "Oh my god" "Ahhhh I can't stand it anymore" "Ahhhh let me go" "Ahhh I want to squeeze" "I'm sorry this is my boyfriend" The hero no longer has a sense of mystery.
For a star to appear on a variety show, it is to lift the veil and then peel off the cold and noble packaging to reveal his true face.
Every day, he climbed out of bed in front of the camera, with a thick-skinned face, kneading his horse paste, sleepily looking for shoes under the bed, and then carrying a basin to wash and eat.
He was also photographed blocking the corner of the toilet.
After seeing the squad leader's whereabouts, he asked the other party, "Can I give him a cigarette?"
He was a very real person.
Xing Rong continued to tell jokes to Xiao Sa: "Do you know how hungry your boss is now?
Didn't I eat three and a half steamed buns?
It choked me.
Drink water.
I couldn't eat the last half of the steamed buns.
Then, That type of steel There were no more steamed buns in the big bowl, and we had all eaten them.
Brother Xiao had eaten at least four of them, and he wasn't even full yet.
He was staring at the last half of the steamed buns on my plate, for fear that I would throw away the steamed buns.
Give it to others to eat "I quietly told him, Brother Xiao, you can't eat from me.
If the program crew catches you, you'll definitely feel alienated.
They'll randomly edit and add subtitles, and they'll screw us both up.
Don't eat it.
He just snatched it away.
Just as the cameraman was adjusting the lens, he devoured it in two bites.
No one caught him grabbing my steamed buns, haha."
Sa Risheng couldn't help but laugh.
He might have been a little disappointed when he said: "Why didn't the director ask me to eat steamed buns?
I want to go too, I love steamed buns."
"You eat too much, and mutton is expensive," Xing Rong said to Xiao Sa, "The crew can't afford you, so the director doesn't dare to hire you."
In the toilet cubicle, Xing Rong was having a heated chat.
Looking out through the small window, I saw Zhuang Xiao squatting on the fire escape outside the building.
He was racing against the clock during the break time and was also chatting.
Zhuang Xiao's voice had a hint of mysterious excitement: "Hey, the program that just finished filming today will probably not be broadcast for two or three weeks.
Do you want to hear spoilers?"
Pei Yan said: "Tell me, what a good thing, which piece of meat on your body was frozen off again?"
Zhuang Xiao said: "I met a tiger."
Pei Yan said: "That's nonsense."
Zhuang Xiao said: "Border forest farm, Siberian tiger.
Wild, alive."
"I'm kidding," Pei Yan said, "How far is it from you?
Can you see that hilltop from this hilltop?"
"There is a shallow drainage channel half a meter deep on the roadside.
I stood on this side of the drainage channel, and the tiger was on the other side of the drainage channel.
I said hello to it, and it heard it.
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Tell me how far it is," Zhuang Xiao said.
Pei Yan shouted: "I won't believe it if I go" Zhuang Xiao said: "There were several of us at the time, and the tiger was closest to me, about 20 meters away.
For a Siberian tiger, 20 meters is an easy sprint by lifting its front legs and kicking its hind legs."
Pei Yan roared across the video, Siberian tiger "Why did I lie to you?
You were waiting to watch the show, and the camera captured it."
Zhuang Xiao said, "I was so scared that I turned into a dog."
"My man is still afraid of tigers when he goes out."
Pei Yan laughed wildly, "It's time to show off your skills.
Let's fight a Siberian tiger with Baguazhang."
"I'm scared to death," Zhuang Xiao sneered, "It's all nonsense in the novel.
If I dare to fight a tiger, I will fight you."
That day was the day we called it a day and returned to camp after training.
A few members of the film crew separated from the main unit and just took an extra circle around the forest farm, hoping to take some shots of the mountain scenery.
In this border area, the environmental protection achievements in recent years are estimated to be quite remarkable.
If you drive around in the forest, you will encounter a tiger walking with its head pointed.
They had two green jeeps parked on opposite sides of the road.
Zhuang Xiao and Xing Rong jumped out of the car and walked leisurely along the roadside, preparing to pose for a scenic photo shoot.
Zhuang Xiao raised his head, his face changed color, he grabbed Brother Xing behind him, and his voice floated: "Don't move, front, tiger."
There was no movement behind him.
Xing Rong stood motionless and silent, so scared that he couldn't even breathe.
On the side of the ditch beside the road, stood a majestic beast king with colorful patterns on his body and extremely beautiful.
In the camera car not far away, everyone was so frightened that they didn't dare to speak loudly, so they whispered to them, back up, back up.
Zhuang Xiao stared at Hu, and Tiger raised his head and stared at him.
Hey, he's so angry.
I've never seen him before.
What a shame.
Zhuang Xiao whispered to Xing Rong: "Don't look back, don't run, walk backwards, get back into the car, start the engine, and start it."
The two of them were walking back step by step on the slightly slippery road after melting snow, both of them with expressions of life and death, and the seconds seemed like years.
Xing Rong fell onto the car seat, and the tiger suddenly moved Zhuang Xiao had a big branch in his hand, clenched it tightly and roared at the tiger.
The tiger was also excited: What the hell, what the hell, I'm going to eat you.
I'm full, so I'll take a look at how many kilograms of meat you two have.
Xing Rong finally started the car, and Zhuang Xiao jumped into the car.
The two of them didn't dare to look back, drove away in a hurry, and fled.
"I scared the hero of our village away.
How cowardly."
Pei Yan gloated.
"I'm so embarrassed.
I didn't realize I was sweating until I got back to the camp."
Zhuang Xiao said, "It's only 20 meters away."
"I know why because you don't drink."
Pei Yan said, "Why did Wu Song dare to kill a tiger in Jingyanggang?
He was drunk and was showing off.
Even when he was sober, Wu Song had to be scared away."
"Next time, it's up to you, Hero Pei, to get drunk."
Zhuang Xiao said.
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"I heard that Shandong Film and Television Base seems to have another project to remake Water Margin," Pei Yan continued, "If we two act in it, which role can we play?"
"There are a lot of people in Water Margin," Zhuang Xiao said.
"One hundred and eight generals, I think you are the one who plays Wu Song."
Pei Yan commented, "You are handsome, you can fight, and you can do great work with big weapons."
"Who told you that Wu Songqi's big job is ready?"
Zhuang Xiaole said.
"Tsk, haven't you seen that version on TV?"
Pei Yan whispered.
Zhuang Xiao knew that Pei Yan was referring to the collector's edition of Jin Ping Mei in the drawer of the TV cabinet in his bedroom.
For Pei Shaoxia, one book is enough, and that pornographic film represents Water Margin.
"Who can you play?"
Some unsightly and blood-thirsty images flashed through Zhuang Xiao's mind, and a certain character's evil face flashed across his mind, "Are you suitable for playing Ximen Qing?"
"Fuck" Pei Yan said, "I am such an innocent and excellent person.
In your mind, I, I, I look like Ximen Qing."
"If you put on makeup, it really feels like that."
Zhuang Xiao laughed out loud.
"If we play Wu Song and Ximen Qing, the plot of Jin Ping Mei will have to be rewritten, right?
Pan Jinlian will be eliminated directly, and what happened to Xiao Jin Lian'er?
Isn't it just the story of me, Ximen Daguan, and Xiao Songsong?
"What?"
Pei Yan laughed like crazy, "Master Ximen."
He climbed over the wall every night, sneaked into Wu Erlang's house, hugged the handsome and handsome Xiao Songsong, and took off his clothes wildly.
They staged a two-person show in the house.
The two fought for three hundred rounds, extending thick and hard iron rods to each other as a gesture. weapons, cull them, and then get entangled.”
"Crazy" Zhuang Xiao couldn't bear the thought of someone having such fits anytime and anywhere, and couldn't help but start imagining the action scenes between the two of them.
A classic novel, The Plum in the Golden Ping, was adapted into a modern brutalist gay literature by two heroes.
Pei Yan huffed into the phone: "Pan Donkey, Deng Xiaoxian, Xiao Songsong, do you want it?"
Zhuang Xiao didn't want to talk.
No matter how much you talk, you can't touch someone.
They've made each other so hot, so what else can you say if you can't touch them?
"Should we continue practicing these days?"
Pei Yan asked.
"Yes."
Zhuang Xiao said, "Follow the company into the mountains, undergo wilderness survival training, eat bugs, drink spring water, and sleep in tents."
"It's hard work."
Pei Yan said, "It must be difficult."
"It is not difficult.
I have never experienced military life before, but now I have experienced it.
It has especially tempered my will.
I regret not coming here a few years earlier."
Zhuang Xiao said.
Pei Yan actually wanted to change to another topic.
You will continue to train these days, so you have no other plans.
The words were stuck on the tip of my tongue and I didn't say them out.
If this kind of thing requires reminders or requests, it would be meaningless.
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His fans don’t need to remind him, they all remember it for him.
In mid-March, he is a little Aries, and he is celebrating his birthday.
In the camp, everyone finished washing and lined up to return from the water room with wash basins in hand.
After entering the dormitory, they lined up to report their numbers, gave them instructions before going to bed, and the squad leader assigned them tasks again.
The squad leader said that everyone should sit down and chat, talk about home affairs, and call their families one by one to say a few words.
Some people said, well, didn’t you just make a phone call in the evening?
The squad leader said: "In the last half hour, someone was on the phone, and some of them were spraying pesticides."
Hahaha, everyone laughs, monitor, are you also spraying pesticides?
The squad leader is too shy to tell you.
This is a temporary arrangement made by the director team, allowing the squad leader to come over and perform the task.
People from a dormitory sat in a row on a small horse.
Just make a phone call.
If you have a wife, call your wife.
If you don’t have a wife, call your parents.
Someone's parents were extremely surprised and pleasantly surprised to receive the call.
They didn't know how long it had been since they chatted on the phone.
Someone’s daughter-in-law was even more surprised when she received the call.
I don’t know how long the two of them had been living their own lives, not contacting each other and ignoring each other.
But for the sake of the show, they suddenly needed to chat for a few words, and the conversation was so boring.
The words are completely different from each other, and the children don't want to call them daddy, which is very embarrassing.
Xing Rong's phone call was to her parents, saying hello to her parents politely and a little reservedly, and reporting on the current situation.
His mother was quick to talk and started complaining about the leakage of the washing machine upstairs, which flooded our house.
The quilts and mattresses were all wet, and I didn’t even have a quilt to cover me when I slept.
What should I do?
And downstairs, our house faces the street and is rented out.
This shop has a bunch of cats and dogs, and it is extremely dirty.
The house we rented made it so dirty for me.
I just play mahjong outside the window every day, which is very annoying.
This place is really not good, and the quality of the crowd is not good.
In fact, we recently saw a house in the city center and we were very satisfied with it.
I want to ask you, how much is your salary for appearing on this show?
Rong Rong, let me hear it.
Xing Rong was embarrassed in front of the camera.
The embarrassment only lasted for a moment, and he quickly calmed down.
His face remained unchanged: "Mom, we are doing a show.
Let's talk about it later.
I will call you next time."
"How long has it been since you called us, Rong Rong?"
The voice on the phone was so loud that everyone could hear it clearly.
"Well, doing shows and living in a military camp are very busy."
Xing Rong felt guilty.
"Rong Rong should play games for half an hour every day, and even hide in the toilet cubicle to play games."
Someone teased him.
Xing Rong hung up the phone, threw the hot potato to Zhuang Daxia, and breathed a sigh of relief.
Zhuang Xiao took the hot potato and moved his fingers on the buttons.
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Who could he call?
The director designed this kind of scene to be a trap, with sinister intentions and not kind at all.
The topic of Rong Bao's family has been created, and some people are talking about it on the Internet.
As for Zhuang Xiao's well-known family problem, the director team is looking forward to Zhuang Xiao calling his father to see if the father and son will be on the phone.
Draw out the sixty-four postures of Baguazhang from afar.
Zhuang Xiao pressed a number he was most familiar with and answered: "Hey, Lao Pei."
Pei Yan was really surprised.
He buried his face in the quilt and said in a nasal voice: "Ah, why weren't you just now?"
Zhuang Xiao coughed suddenly, as if he was choking on his own saliva.
After a fit of violent coughing, he finally swallowed his saliva and said, "Lao Pei, the director of the program gave us a favor and asked everyone to call home to report that they are safe."
"Ah, oh, then give me a fight," Pei Yan said, "I feel honored."
There was a sporadic laughter all around.
"Well, I don't know who to call, and I don't have much family."
When Zhuang Xiao said this, everyone around him stopped laughing, and they all understood the difficulty.
"No problem, feel free to chat with me at any time."
Pei Yan said, "It seems that your program is being broadcast on satellite TV recently.
What is it called, Field Field Military Camp?"
"Field Recruits, a positive patriotic education program, have you watched it?"
Zhuang Xiao said.
"Look, I'm your loyal fan.
I also follow the show," Pei Yan said proudly.
People around started laughing again.
"It's a pity that you didn't participate, Lao Pei.
The show is very suitable for you.
I will recommend it to the directing team and you will be invited to come next season."
Zhuang Xiao said.
"I admire soldiers very much, but I am not suitable to stay in the military camp."
Pei Yan said, "I am very poorly organized and disciplined.
I must make mistakes every day.
Your instructor punishes me with push-ups and running laps every day. , Clean the toilet, I’m dead.”
"Okay."
Zhuang Xiao sneered, "We just want to see you punished with push-ups and running laps.
If you come, the instructor will definitely not care about us, and we will fight with people like you every day."
Everyone present snickered, even the squad leader was laughing.
After chatting casually for a while, Zhuang Xiao said: "That's it for now, thank you for saving the situation."
"Why don't you thank me now?"
Pei Yan smiled, "I'm not your partner, buddy."
"Okay, OK."
Zhuang Xiao said, "See you later.
I'll treat you to dinner when I go back to Beijing."
"Every time you say you want to treat me to a meal, you disappear.
You're like this."
Pei Yan said, "This time, the director and the audience heard you.
You said you wanted to treat me to a meal."
I hung up the phone and successfully passed this pit.
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Both of them are good actors, and Zhuang Xiao feels that Lao Pei is worthy of a Palme d'Or.
Many words can only be kept in my heart, and I am so bored by myself.
In fact, from the bottom of my heart, I really want to shout out and tell everyone, what a partner, what a buddy, stop pretending, this handsome, cool, and awesome Pei Yingjun, he is our Yanyan Xiong.
Zhuang Pei threw a giant candy in the air in this variety show that he didn't even appear on the same show.
The director team is extremely satisfied, and it unexpectedly achieved the goal of hype.
The ratings of this program broke the charts again, setting a new high since its launch.
Hot topics are mixed with many technical discussions, and some people even quoted some data from academic papers.
According to research, the keystrokes and gestures of ordinary people when making calls on their mobile phones can hint at the intimacy of the relationship between the two parties on the phone.
Internet Holmes used enlarged pictures to study frame by frame the speed, frequency and movement direction of Zhuang Xiao's keystrokes on his mobile phone.
"Did you notice that A Xiao didn't look at the keyboard of his phone at that time?
He was typing blindly."
"Yes, he quickly glanced at the camera lens, and his fingers had already started pressing the keys, quickly and without thinking."
"This number seems to be memorized very well.
According to the research data in the article, to achieve this frequency of touch keystrokes, one needs to dial the same number more than six times a day for at least 20 days."
"In other words, do you believe that Ah Xiao calls Yanbao's mobile phone number more than six times every day?
Do you believe it?
It's crazy.
I've been knocked unconscious by a giant candy bar."
"Quietly, please turn up the volume of the phone chat scene at that time, put on headphones and listen carefully.
You can hear the unnatural gasp when Yanbao uttered the first sentence, which is the first sentence."
"I'm so flattering.
I've heard it a long time ago and I don't dare to say it out loud.
I can only make up my mind."
Pei Yan was panting when he answered the phone call.
After finishing work and returning to camp, I had already crawled under the covers in the hotel when I received a call from Zhuang Xiao that sounded like he was checking up on his duties.
He took his hand out of his pajamas, held the iron rod in place, and acted with her for a long time.
He thought that his brother Xiao was going to surprise him and say something intimate to him.
I'm being sentimental again, I didn't give him a birthday surprise.
Zhuang Xiao temporarily asked him to do a favor and act with Huyou for a few minutes.
His name is "Accompanying Actor", and he is the one who accompanies the performers in the corner of the stage waving light sticks.
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