Chapter 163: No better than a beast "Telling stories."
Xue Yurou's words made Liang Xi feel disappointed for a while.
She lost her previous interest and yawned, "I'm not very good at this either.
In comparison, I prefer reading short books.
For example, I My favorite books are extremely animalistic, like Night Raid on the Widow’s Village, have you read it, senior sister?”
Xue Yurou frowned.
Hearing the name, she thought it was not a good book, so she said, "I haven't read it."
Seeing Liang Xi's unwillingness, Xue Yurou thought for a moment and then said, "I heard from Junior Sister Xian'er that you tell stories very well.
It turns out that what she said is not entirely true."
Hearing Xue Yurou mention Lin Xian'er, Liang Xi's heart skipped a beat, but seeing Xue Yurou's appearance, how could Liang Daguan, who had been around the market for a long time, not see her purpose.
"If you want to use Xian'er to defraud me, there's no way."
Liang Xi snorted secretly.
But now that Xue Yurou had moved out of Lin Xian'er, Liang Xi blinked and decided to trick Xue Yurou.
"Okay, since you want to hear it so much, I'll tell you a story about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl."
Liang Xi stretched and leaned on the stone again.
"Well, tell me."
Seeing that Liang Xi agreed, Xue Yurou listened attentively and expectantly.
"Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Cowherd.
He was handsome and kind, but a little worse than me.
The Queen Mother's maiden daughter was named Zhinu.
One day while taking a bath in Tianchi, Cowherd saw Zhinu's clothes thrown on the ground, and was afraid that she would be killed.
Xiaoxiao stole it away, so he kindly took it to his home for her.
As a result, Miss Zhinu fell in love with him when she went to look for clothes."
Hearing what Liang Xi said, Xue Yurou couldn't help but interrupt him: "The Weaver Girl's clothes were not stolen by the Cowherd, ah, no, they were put away.
She couldn't go there naked no matter how she went to look for the clothes."
Thinking of that shameful appearance, Xue Yurou lowered her head with a peach blossom face.
Liang Xi glanced at her: "This is not the point of the story.
The point is this love story that makes people toss and turn.
Don't interrupt, I will continue to tell."
Seeing Liang Xi's vicious look, Xue Yurou was afraid that he would stop talking, so she had no choice but to keep her mouth shut and continue listening with doubts in her heart.
"Later, Miss Weaver Girl eloped down to earth, married the Cowherd, and gave birth to seven boys and eight girls.
However, she was discovered by the star official in the sky.
There was a big battle between the two sides.
Unfortunately, the Cowherd was defeated, but later the Queen Mother I have mercy on you.
Every year on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, magpies are allowed to build a bridge, so that the couple can meet each other on the Tianhe River and have a nice intimate time.
No one else is allowed to peek."
Liang Xi gasped and finished telling the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.
It was originally a love legend that touched the world, but he almost turned it into a dirty joke.
The story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl was originally a poignant love story passed down from folklore, but when it was told from the mouth of Liang Daguan, Xue Yurou was confused and felt a sense of coquettishness.
Xue Yurou reorganized the story in her mind and sighed silently: "Although they were separated by a Milky Way in the end, they finally found the person they knew best."
Hearing Xue Yurou's sigh, Liang Xi took a deep breath: "This girl has some stories."
Xue Yurou has grown up under the care of her family since she was a child.
Everyone is respectful and polite to her and treats her as the apple of their eye.
After joining the Tianling Sect, she became a very powerful disciple because of her outstanding talent.
She was fortunate enough to become a disciple of Taoist Ningshui.
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Coupled with her unparalleled beauty, she was admired by countless disciples.
But despite her appearance, her aloof temperament meant that she didn't have many friends, and she had no one to talk to about anything.
She is a girl in her prime, and she hopes to have friends with whom she can laugh and cry like ordinary people, but this ordinary wish has never been realized.
Because I have been lonely for a long time, I have the sigh after listening to Liang Xixun's version of the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.
Liang Xi carefully observed her eyebrows and guessed the problem from the envy and disappointment in her eyes, and sighed in her heart.
"It is a mistake for a woman to be too beautiful, but it is also a big mistake for a brave, charming and good man like me.
If it is a mistake to be too handsome, I would rather make the same mistake again and again."
Liang Xi boasted about himself, her eyes flashed lustfully, and she kept laughing while hiding to the side.
Xue Yurou was frightened, thinking that he had some bad ideas.
Seeing that Xue Yurou still had a lonely look on her face, Liang Xi rolled her eyes and thought about it: "This story about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is just average.
I will tell you another one.
I guarantee it will be a hundred times more exciting than this one."
"Yeah" Xue Yurou raised her eyebrows slightly.
Under the bright yellow light of Kan Shui Ren, Xue Yurou's side face was so beautiful that it made Liang Xi's heart beat wildly: "My good boy, I'm so attractive, if I get caught by such a beautiful woman again, What should I do if I fall in love with this girl?
It will be dangerous if I can’t escape.”
After shaking her mind to get rid of the strange thoughts, Liang Xi smiled coquettishly: "The story I told is called inferior to animals."
"Not as good as a beast."
Xue Yurou thought that the name of this story was more shocking than that of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, so she said, "Just tell it and listen."
Liang Xi began to talk vividly: "Once upon a time, there was a scholar and a young lady who met each other and fell in love.
One day, they met for a trip.
When they encountered heavy rain on the way, they took shelter in an empty house and stayed overnight.
There was only one bed in the house, and the two of them Although they are in love with each other, Before it was too late, the lady took pity on the young master, so she shyly invited him to share the bed with him, but put a pillow in the middle and wrote a note saying: Those who cross the line are like beasts, but the scholar is actually a gentleman.
I endured it all night and did not get into trouble."
Xue Yurou knew that Liang Xi was used to talking nonsense, so her face turned slightly red at this moment: "This young master abides by etiquette, is there anything wrong with him?"
Liang Xi chuckled and said, "The next morning, when the young lady woke up, she walked away and left another note."
"What note?"
Xue Yurou asked anxiously.
Liang Xi's face was full of mystery, and she suppressed a smile and said: "With seven characters in this letter, you are not even as good as a beast."
"You."
"What's wrong with me?"
Liang Daguan blinked his eyes with an innocent look on his face.
"You are worse than a beast."
Xue Yurou spoke in shame and anger.
After she finished speaking, she saw the evil smile on Liang Xi's face and knew that she had been tricked by this bad guy.
Her nose suddenly became sour and her tears welled up.
The ground fell.
"Oh, little girl, she actually cried."
Liang Xi saw two lines of clear tears flowing down Xue Yurou's cheeks, but she couldn't tell what she felt in her heart.
Originally, she just wanted to tease the girl and change the repressed atmosphere between the two.
Although she had already prepared that Xue Yurou would cry in anger, but when she saw Xue Yurouyu beating pear blossoms, Liang Xi felt inexplicably that her heart was clogged. .
"I feel bad if the little girl cries."
Liang Xi was startled by the sudden thought in her heart
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