In order to be able to escape!
Lian Chengbi closed the doors and windows tightly, no one could see them anyway, even if Mu woke up tomorrow and remembered what happened tonight, he would have left the village long ago.He took off his clothes and put them aside, bent down, gritted his teeth and said, "You come up."
Shi Mu sat on his back with a smile and slapped him on the waist: Driving~~ Lianchengbi's forehead was bruised, and he secretly swore in his heart: Wait until I recover my internal strength!
I'm going to make you regret doing this to me!
Driving~~~Huh~ After riding several laps, Shi Mu was a little bored, and climbed down from the man's back, Lian Chengbi breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this little ancestor was finally over, but when he waited, Mu would tell him with facts that he underestimated the drunken combat effectiveness of this little ancestor.Now that you're done riding, you can unlock the sealed internal force for me, right?
Shi Mu smirked: Do you like to eat carrots?
Lian Chengbi became vigilant all of a sudden, for fear that this person would make some trouble again, and he didn't like it.Shi Mu patted his chest, then breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly moved to the corner of the wall and squatted still.Lianchengbi: What are you doing there?
Shi Mu turned his head, and mysteriously put his index finger on his lips and pouted, don't speak, come and squat.Lian Chengbi walked over suspiciously.Shi Muxu said: The danger here is very tight, and there are many rabbit demon kings here!
Gotta hide!
What the hell is the Rabbit Demon King?
The corners of Lian Chengbi's mouth twitched and asked him, what are you now?
Shi Mu: I'm a radish.(= ̄w ̄=) Lianchengbi: He now figured out why the robbers avoided him when he was drunk.He stood up and took Shi Mu's hand: Don't squat here, get up, you still have to explain the acupoints for me!
Shi Mu didn't do it, struggled to avoid his hand, and shouted in his mouth: No!
No, you can't pull turnips, you can't pull turnips!
Lian Chengbi patiently succeeded, and said in a calm voice: Actually, I am a rabbit demon, if you don't listen to me, I will eat you!
Shi Mu was really frightened, stiffened his body and didn't dare to move, this time the man picked up the person very easily.Shi Mu whispered in anticipation in his ear: Mr.
Rabbit, in fact, you are a picky eater, right?
Lian Chengbi couldn't help but smile, and quickly put on a straight face: I'm not a picky eater.Shi Mu immediately grimaced: How can you not be a picky eater, you should be a picky eater!
You're supposed to be a picky eater!!
Lian Chengbi was very cooperative with him: Why should I be a picky eater?
Shi Mu: My radish is not delicious, you can eat other radish, for example, I know that there is a radish called Lianchengbi!
The head is still green, much more than me, you go eat him!
Lian Chengbi: He was still calling his dear wife in the last second, but he was ruthlessly abandoned the next second, at this moment, how can the man's mood be complicated?
The man gritted his teeth: No!
I'm just going to eat you!
Woo woo woo woo you don't eat me, okay, I'm very well-behaved!
The corner of Lianchengbi's mouth hooked: Really good?
Uh-huh!
The man is still holding a grudge against the fact that he had been riding on his back for a long time just now, and smiled wickedly, then if you let me ride too, I won't eat you.Shi Mu was stunned, tears hung on his thick eyelashes, looking pitiful and innocent, do you want to miss me?
No, we are two different species, we can't be together.Lian Chengbi's footsteps slipped, his body leaned forward and fell, directly pressing Shi Mu down on the bed.Shi Mu: qaq, my radish is innocent!
Lian Chengbi: He was wrong, he should have thought of how pure a person who can speak foul language in a sober state can be when he is drunk?
I don't ride you, as long as you unlock the acupuncture for me.Good.Shi Mu stretched out his palm, followed the man's clothes, touched it from the inside, pinched it after touching his chest, and then tilted his head, snored, and fell asleep.Lianchengbi: Shi Mu!!!
He's been tricked!
was still played by Shi Mu, who was not conscious, three times and twice!
Can he endure it?
It turns out that he can really put up with it.He was a little surprised, how could his patience be so high in Shi Mu.Stretched out his hand and took Shi Mu's hand out of his clothes, the sky outside had become dark, there were no stars and moonlight for the past few days, only the warm yellow candlelight in the house was burning.Lian Chengbi stood on the edge of the bed in the room, staring at the young man sleeping on the bed with dark eyes.The other party was defenseless at this time, and it stands to reason that it was the best time for him to make a move, but at the thought of killing this bandit leader named Shi Mu, his hands were trembling, he was very panicked, and he couldn't do it at all.He comforted himself, even if he killed this person, what would it do?
It is impossible for him to leave this cottage safely without losing his internal strength, it is better to take one step at a time.Lian Chengbi was tossed by Shi Mu for most of the night, and originally wanted to go to the room to sleep, but when he left the room, he suddenly remembered that Shi Mu had removed his room today, which means that he had no place to sleep at all!
In the end, he had to go back to Shimu's room and rest on the dining table for the night.Maybe he was really tired today, Lian Chengbi had no dreams all night, and he was not woken up halfway, and when he woke up, he found that he was not at the side of the dining table, but lying on the bed, and Shi Mu was lying beside him.Lian Chengbi was a little puzzled, could it be that he remembered it wrong last night?
Actually, he slept in bed yesterday?
Shi Mu saw that he was awake, opened his eyes and said twice: Morning, Mrs.~~ Lianchengbi: Why did I Shi Mu seem to know what he was going to say, and said: I carried Mrs. to the bed tonight, and Mrs. took care of me hard last night~ But why don't you come to sleep in bed?
Don't you have a pain in your neck when you sleep at the table?
Lian Chengbi: He had no doubt that Shi Mu could pick him up, but what surprised him was that he didn't wake up passively, which is incredible, he has always slept lightly when he was in the Innocent Villa, and he is easy to wake up, so to speak, in this village, his sleep quality is the best few days.Do you remember what happened last night?
Shi Mu's eyes were puzzled: What happened last night?
Okay, don't ask, just forget about it.Lian Chengbi was in a complicated mood, happy and depressed, depressed that he had done so many things for this person last night, and as a result, this person completely forgot about it when he slept!
Fortunately, only he knew about his embarrassing scene last night, and the other party didn't remember the incident of luring Shi Mu to unlock his acupoint.Do you know what happens when you get drunk?
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Shi Mu: I know, I usually go to bed obediently when I'm drunk.Citylink: ???
Are you sure it's the guy he met last night?
Are you sure it's the same person??
You go to sleep obediently, who told you that?
He wondered who was going to tell this big lie!
Shi Mu hid in the bed, I guessed it myself, because every time I woke up, I would lie on the bed and sleep, and they also said that I was drunk and quiet.They?
Who are they!!
Be sure to let them try it next time!
Shi Mu blinked his eyes and said with some doubts: Could it be that I was making a fuss yesterday?
Do you need to ask about this!
Lian Chengbi touched his head and said seriously: You should try not to drink in the future.Shi Mu: Oh.It seems that it is really difficult to serve.Lianchengbi: I'm going to stay in my old room.Shi Mu: Why?
We will get married in a few days, we will be husbands, we must live together, which couple have you ever seen who will share a room?
Maybe it was Shi Mu's good temper towards him that gave Lian Chengbi the illusion, thinking that as long as he was a little more obedient, Shi Mu would be obedient to him, and he tried to reason: no couple lived together before marriage.Shi Mu: Oh, that's now.Lianchengbi: The rule of the ancestors is to live separately, and they can't meet a few days ago, and there is a saying that they meet before the wedding and don't see each other after the wedding, which is very unlucky.Shi Mu frowned: Why are you superstitious about this?
I don't care, in my territory, it's up to me, I just want to sleep with you at night.Lian Chengbi: He has already said this, Shi Mu still disagrees, it seems that he can only sleep together.Shi Mu: And you don't do anything ashamed, they are all big men, twisting and pinching, who do you show as a yellow flower girl?
Lian Chengbi was really annoyed by this person's cheekiness and laughed.He got up and didn't bother to talk to the man.Shi Mu looked at the weather outside the window, turned over and didn't get up, why did he get up so early, the sun hadn't sunburned into the house yet.Lianchengbi: It's three poles now.Shi Mu: Oh so, then you get up and give me breakfast, I don't want to get up to get it.Lian Chengbi couldn't help but complain: As a bandit leader, you are too lazy.Oops, I know I'm great, don't compliment me.Shi Mu instructed: By the way, ask the kitchen lady, what is today's porridge salty or sweet or white, I want to eat white today, and when I take the porridge, it should be a little thinner, so that the steamed buns are easy to eat.Lianchengbi: Okay.Hurry up, I'm a little hungry.Lian Chengbi: Lian Chengbi came to the kitchen, and when the cook heard that he was bringing food to Shi Mu, she skillfully took him to one of them, and here were the various meals that had already been prepared, and let him choose.He took something according to Shi Mu's instructions, and he didn't know the amount of food the other party had, so he took a few more steamed buns and walked back, and on the way back, he met Feng Yingfeng, who encouraged Shi Mu to drink last night.Feng Yingfeng saw the food in his hand, and laughed and said: How is it, isn't our drunken Mu boy cute?
The corner of Lianchengbi's mouth twitched: Yes, cute.It's just too tormenting people.The author has something to say: Thank you to the little angel who voted for me during 2020-04-0102:52:58~2020-04-0122:29:12 ~ Thank you to the little angel who voted for the mine: Yanqiu, Heng, Shame Yujue has Fu muscle, orange orange, a small potato, Ruyue Xiaohan, Phoenix Wing Mania, Xia Mu 1; Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: laughing drunk, 50 bottles; xiaong 40 bottles; Nightwings 32 bottles; 30 bottles of Muzi plum; 29 bottles of ketchup; 20 bottles of wind chimes, Fusu Gongzi, wuyug, and moon song; 16 bottles of Shadow Moon; 15 bottles of Night Sassy Child; Peacock Yihua, Mrs.
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Chapter 206 Gu: The man who was cuckolded was lying on the bed with the owner of the village 6 (second watch), making a handful of handsless waste, clothes to stretch out his hands, and food to open his mouth.He wiped his mouth after eating, and was curious about Lianchengbi's skillful methods of taking care of people: Aren't you the owner of the Unsullied Villa?
Why are you so skilled?
Serving Lianchengbi is speechless, it turns out that you also know that I am serving you now.If you are served a lot, you will know, and this is what everyone does.Shi Mu nodded thoughtfully, and decided: Oh so, then my breakfast will be covered by Mrs.
You, hahaha I found that it was so comfortable to be served by Mrs.Lian Chengbi's expression froze: Shi Mu didn't notice the stiffness of his body, pushed him away, and then turned over and got up to wash.Lian Chengbi supported his forehead, and he had a little headache.At this moment, he even felt that Shi Mu, the bandit leader, was actually a naughty child who had not grown up at all, and wanted others to spoil him, but he didn't want to be spoiled?
Oh, that's not good, you have to give me a pet if you coerce me by force!
Shi Mu washed a hot water face, and finally completely refreshed, he suddenly thought of something, took off his shoes, bent down, lifted his feet up, leaned to the tip of his nose and smelled his feet, and found that there was no smell before he was relieved, and looked up to the man who was stunned by his operation and said: Remember to wash my feet before going to bed in the future, although I lost consciousness and couldn't take a bath, but my face and feet must be washed, does Mrs. know?
Lian Chengbi opened his mouth, and suddenly found that he was running out of words at this time, okay, I know, I don't know where to start complaining, is a robber leader in the robber's den so clean?
Can't go a day without washing your feet?
No wonder although he is a bandit leader, he looks like a young man.Shi Mu told him to know that he was wrong, nodded with satisfaction, put on his shoes again, and said: The weather is good today, I will take you to the back mountain of the village to have a look, maybe you can see a lot of small animals.Can you get out of the village?
Lian Chengbi's expression moved, and he agreed: Okay.At the beginning, this village was built in the middle of the mountainside, easy to defend and difficult to attack, behind is a flat land, on the flat land there are many people in the village farming.Lian Chengbi was a little surprised, there would be someone farming in this place?
He also thought that the people in this group of cottages only made a living by robbing caravans.Shi Mu gave him a fuss look and said: They were farmers before they became robbers, and it is normal for them to be able to farm, and just by robbing the caravan every time, they can't support the old and young in the village at all.Lian Chengbi looked at him: What about you?
Shi Mu: What's wrong with me?
Lian Chengbi: I remember that this village has existed for decades, and you don't seem to be able to win the crown, how can you become a big boss?
Shi Mu smiled proudly: What's so confusing about this, because my father was the last owner of the village, so this one will be inherited by me.The son inherits the father's business, and there is nothing wrong with it.Even Chengbi realized that he had asked a stupid question.After passing through this flat land, there is a forest.Lian Chengbi found that Shi Mu's popularity here is very good, and he is very favored, wherever Shi Mu passes, people who have something in their hands will give Shi Mu a little, and Shi Mu's mouth at this time seems to be smeared with honey, and he will come when he opens his mouth to praise and celebrate.Lian Chengbi suddenly felt that everyone in the village might not treat Shi Mu as a big boss, but as a favorite child.