Everyone was stunned, and instantly burst into laughter, Lu Linping even blushed a little, Ji Lanlan noticed the cigarette in his hand, and said embarrassedly: "It turned out to be smoking it?"
I thought so!
”Everyone laughed again, and Ji Lanlan said again: "You love to suck or not, don't care about me!"
”Hu Mei beckoned and said, "Give me one!"
”Lu Linping said in the process of smoking: "Let me tell you a story, on the train on a business trip, my friend is in the middle bunk, and the upper bunk is a beautiful girl, the girl likes to sing, and she wears a headset and sings there all the time, and the singing voice is also very good."
My friend praised me a few words at first, but then she was too sleepy, and she was still singing there, so my friend said: Can my sister let me sleep for a while?
The girl was entangled for a while and said: Then you come up!
”Everyone laughed again, and Xie Qingyang said: "Our Vice President Ji is even more fierce, just suck it when you come up!"
”Ji Lanlan took a sip of it, picked up her hand and was about to hit it, everyone laughed and watched the excitement, and the atmosphere was very lively.Xie Qingyang was the oldest at the scene, so when it was quiet, he stood up with a wine glass and said: "Today, our brothers invited Vice President Lu to come out for a drink, and we are fortunate to have President Hu and Vice President Ji accompany us, all of this is caused by fate, let's have a drink for fate!"
”After speaking, his wine glass tilted slightly, a few drops of wine dripped on the table, and then drank all the wine in the cup, Hu Mei and Ji Lanlan were more energetic, naturally no one was far behind, the two of them were the first to pick up the wine, and drank it together, Lu Linping seemed to be behind, and had a glass behind the two women."
Come on, come on, try the dishes of our hotel, and if you come in the future, you will be ...... discounted!"
Lu Linping took the lead in picking up the chopsticks and said, Xiao Chengxiang chewed the vegetables and said: "President Lu, I can remember your words, next time my mother-in-law comes again, I will bring her here to increase her knowledge, double face, and discount!"
”Lu Linping pointed at him with chopsticks and said, "Mother-in-law can't do it!"
”Everyone laughed again, on such an occasion, such a joke is needed to reconcile the atmosphere, with Hu Mei and Ji Lanlan present today, it is already a little embarrassing, and Lu Linping needs to come out from time to time to humor, Xiao Chengxiang said with a bitter face: "I don't think I have a chance to start, my mother-in-law will not leave an inch!"
”Everyone chatted very lively, ate very happily, and Ji Lanlan and Hu Mei were obviously very restrained, they tried not to let themselves become the protagonists, but they were all safe, Xie Qingyang stood up for the second time and said: "We are all the management of the Economic Association, and we all hope that the Economic Association can get better and better, this burden naturally falls on the three presidents, and I hope that under your leadership, everyone will have a good future." ”This is the second glass, the opening three glasses of wine, this is an indispensable item, no one has any objections, no one has twisted, everyone cooperates very well, the only discord is Yuan Bing, he drank the second cup and said: "I changed the big cup, the stinky problem that I used to in the army, I always feel that the small cup is not enjoyable." ”"And what kind of guys do you drink in the army?"
Zou Xiangmei, director of the propaganda office, asked."
In the army, they all use jars to pour wine, green-skinned, such a big man!"
Yuan Bing gestured with his hand, everyone felt a little weak in their hearts, a jar is not half a bottle?"
The second joke is for me to tell, one night, my wife stroked her husband's face and whispered: Husband, is it okay to fix it!
My husband is tired today, and he has no interest in saying: Forget it, it's still not tidy!
My wife said: Just do it once!
Looking at his wife's begging eyes, the husband thought about it and said: Then let's fix it!
When my wife heard this, she immediately stretched out her hand and said: You can agree, hydration injections and double eyelids, a total of 8,000, give money quickly, numb!
”Xiao Chengxiang finished speaking and waited for everyone's reaction, but got everyone's boos, I thought it would be more exciting later, but I didn't expect it to be like this.After the second joke was told, Xie Qingyang drank a third glass, which was considered to be the completion of the task, and then entered the chaotic war stage, and the amount of alcohol they drank from each other was well known, so no one could hide it.Ji Lanlan and Hu Mei were not to be outdone, you and I toasted a glass of toast, and in the end they drank enough, and when they were tired, Du Yueniang appeared in the room at the right time, holding a bottle of wine and putting it on the table."
The beautiful hostess is here, let's have a drink before we speak!"
Xie Qingyang's face flushed, the buttons on the front of his clothes had been unbuttoned, revealing the red flesh on his chest, Du Yueniang moved a chair and sat near the door, poured a glass of wine and dried it down, before he spoke: "My boss is here, if I don't come over to toast, the boss won't give me small shoes?"
”Everyone giggled and shouted for her to drink, Du Yueniang quickly fought against Yuan Bing, Du Yueniang drank a small cup, Yuan Bing drank a big glass, after three cups Du Yueniang took the initiative to admit defeat, Yuan Bing defeated the woman, and seemed to have a lot of face, but after three glasses of wine, he was already dizzy, but Du Yueniang laughed as usual, and gave everyone a glass, and then quietly withdrew."
Three presidents, it's still early, let's do the following program?"
Xie Qingyang looked at the three of them with an inquiring gaze, Lu Linping knew that the following links would not be very clean, waved his hand and said, "I won't go, you can go!"
”Hu Mei and Ji Lanlan also refused, so they asked Du Yueniang to arrange the hotel's chauffeur to send them off, Lu Linping left the room and went directly to his office, took off his shoes and lay on the sofa, but his eyes were very bright and he didn't feel sleepy.He found that the longer he spent with the gang, the more he resembled them, and he was talking serious nonsense almost every day, when in fact the youngest of the gang was ten years older than him.After Du Yueniang settled the gang, she hurried back to serve him, helped him undress and wipe his body, then fed him water, and finally washed out the clothes on his body to dry, and then returned to the bed to look at him.Lu Linping was actually not drunk to this point, he was just a little uncomfortable at first, and soon returned to normal, but he enjoyed the feeling of being served by Du Yueniang, so he was at her mercy.When Du Yueniang finally stood in front of his bed, he fell asleep, and he was indeed a little tired in the past few days.Du Yueniang took off her clothes and lay down next to him, but she couldn't sleep for a long time, she was serious about the man next to her, but she knew that she shouldn't be serious, but she couldn't control it.slept until midnight, Lu Linping woke up, he was not honest as soon as he woke up, but Du Yueniang never resisted him at all, it was all according to his wishes, he could do whatever he wanted, he could do whatever he wanted, and finally put him to sleep again, and she was still very awake.