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Chapter 23: Little Zombies


Qiusheng said with a little complaint: "If I want to buy it now, I can only buy it in the next town, more than ten miles away, I may not be able to come back when it gets dark." ”"It's all to blame, Master, that you said that glutinous rice can cure zombies, which made the people in the town rob the glutinous rice."

Uncle Nine glared at Qiusheng and said with a serious face: "So you don't want to go?"

”When Qiusheng saw Uncle Jiu's expression, he couldn't help but shudder in his heart, if he didn't go, he would have to wear small shoes."

Go, go, I'll go right away."

Looking at the back of Qiusheng trotting out, Uncle Nine snorted secretly: "Sample, you dare to blame me, it's really that the master is not powerful, you and I don't exist." ”"Uncle Shi, there is a Taoist chief looking for you outside."

Wen Cai ran in at this time and shouted.Hao Lan was a little puzzled in his heart, in this world, he didn't know a few people at all, how could anyone come to him, he was still a Taoist priest.With a little curiosity, Hao Lan came to the door and saw that it was none other than the old Taoist priest who was afraid of him at the beginning."

Old fellow, why are you coming to me?"

Hao Lan looked at the old Taoist priest with a puzzled expression, although the cultivation of this product is not high, it can be regarded as a real talent, much better than those charlatans.The old Taoist priest smiled indifferently and said, "Of course, I came to talk to you about a big deal." ”"You're going to look for me if there's a big deal?"

Hao Lan didn't believe that he would have such a good heart, and then said: "Also, aren't you going to retire, what, do you want to make another fortune before retiring?"

”The old Taoist priest said helplessly: "No way, I have been walking the rivers and lakes for decades, and I found out when I was old that I had no wife, no daughter, no home, if I had no money, I would have to starve to death on the streets, in order to eat my brother." ”Looking at the helpless old Taoist, Hao Lan felt in his heart, Taoist priests are really not good, most of them are lonely and old, and those who have some ability are okay, at least they have apprentices and grandchildren to support when they are old, like the old Taoist priest who is half a bucket of water, he is really old and has nothing to rely on.The helplessness and sourness in it can only be understood by those who have experienced it, and there is one thing to say, no woman will accept that her man is a ghost and a corpse, either a ghost or a dead person, how can he stand it, this is also the biggest reason why Taoist priests can only die alone."

Let's talk about the situation first, if it's easy, I can take a trip."

Hao Lan continued: "I think you've heard that we also have a difficult character here. ”"I've heard a little."

The old Taoist priest nodded and said, "Don't worry, if it goes well with me, I won't be able to delay you for long, besides, there is still your senior brother and ninth uncle here." ”Hao Lan heard him say this, and he really didn't have to worry too much about this, Uncle Nine was only stronger than him, not weaker, with him, Old Lady Ren couldn't be fierce for the time being, not to mention, he was beaten so badly by himself yesterday, Old Lady Ren probably didn't dare to come out again so soon.It's just that, as soon as you leave like this, Qiusheng's affairs can't be managed, it seems that it is really destined to live in heaven, and the female ghost Xiaoyu and Qiusheng have such a relationship."

Without further ado, you should say that you have encountered some difficult characters."

The old Taoist priest didn't hide it, and said directly: "It's a little zombie and his parents and grandmother, a family of four, all mutant zombies, neither strong nor weak, and I have a little difficulty dealing with them alone." ”Listening to his words, Hao Lan roughly thought that nine times out of ten it was the zombie young master's family of four, the little zombie ran out to play, his parents and grandmothers came out to look for him, and the city was full of panic, the town's security captain and Taoist priests jointly cheated money, and finally killed the little zombie's parents and grandmother, and was killed by the little zombie.When Hao Lan watched this movie, he still felt that the little zombie was very pitiful, his parents and grandmother were all killed, the Taoist priest and the security captain were not good people, but when they grew up, they watched it again, and when they thought about it, although the security captain and the Taoist priest were not good people, but they did the right thing, if the zombie relatives of the little zombie were spared, who was responsible for the safety of the people in the town, the zombie was a zombie after all, and a ruthless character who might kill if he didn't agree with him."

These zombies are really not strong, and they can just brush themselves with yin virtue."

Hao Lan suddenly had a plan in his heart, if he handled it properly, the four zombies would all die in his own hands, and the Yin Virtue he would gain would be enough to break through the first layer of palm thunder.If the palm thunder reaches the second layer, even if the old lady Ren has evolved, he is not without the strength to fight, and if he breaks the armor of the old lady Ren with the palm thunder, he will not be able to hold the flesh no matter how flesh he is.After Hao Lan chatted with the old Taoist priest for a while, he went to explain to Uncle Jiu, Uncle Jiu would not object, the people in Maoshan just have to do it, zombies and ghosts, demons and monsters.Tingting, Hao Lan still went to tell her, Tingting was full of reluctance, but still didn't ask him not to go, Hao Lan almost wanted to say that he didn't leave, and stayed with her.Hao Lan knew that if he didn't leave and stayed with Tingting to spend her sad days, there was a chance that he would be able to become a couple with Tingting, but Hao Lan knew that the feelings that took advantage of the void were not very reliable, and it was difficult to tell whether it was gratitude or .......Hao Lan walked ruthlessly, followed the old Taoist priest, sat in a carriage, and rushed to a small town dozens of miles away.After a long day's journey, he finally arrived at dark, and when he entered the town, the old Taoist priest arranged a good room for him, saying that he would recuperate and kill zombies tomorrow night.Early the next morning, the captain of the security team and the old Taoist priest came to pick up the wind and wash the dust for him, set up a table of dishes, eat and drink on the table, and chatted about the ground."

Daochang Hao, it is said that you are the junior brother of Uncle Jiu, is this true?"

After chatting and chatting, the security captain finally asked what he wanted to know the most, Uncle Nine's fame was too big within a radius of a hundred miles, but whenever something about ghosts and monsters happened, the first thing most people thought of was to invite Uncle Nine.Hao Lan doesn't mind others doubting him, there is no way, who made Uncle Nine famous: "That's right, I've been living with my senior brother these days, if the captain can't believe it, you can send someone to ask." ”"No need, no need, I will prove to Hao Daoyou that he is indeed the junior brother of Uncle Jiu."

The old Taoist priest was a little dissatisfied and said: "Captain, I am the person who went to Renjia Town to pick me up in person, you won't even believe me." ”"Believe in it."

The security captain hurriedly stood up: "In order to express my apologies to Daochang Hao, I will punish myself with three cups." ”Hao Lan stretched out his hand not to hit the smiling person, and politely said: "The captain is really good for drinking." ”After eating a meal, the time has come to noon, and after the lunch break, it will be four or five o'clock in the afternoon.Under the summoning of the old Taoist, the group came to a dilapidated building in the suburbs, and the cage upstairs was no one else, it was the little zombie young master.An altar was placed at the door, and everything was ready, just waiting for the zombies to come to the door."

Daochang Hao, our safety tonight depends on you."

The security captain said to Hao Lan politely, he has seen the power of zombies, and he understands that he can't protect himself with the gun in his hand.Although the old Taoist priest was a little dissatisfied with this, he didn't care too much, because he knew that Hao Lan was better than him, and he was also famous, which was not comparable to a Taoist priest like him."

The captain is polite, he accepts people's money and money, and eliminates disasters for others, not to mention, it is the duty of our people in Maoshan to destroy these scourges."

Hao Lan said to him confidently: "As long as the zombie dares to come, I guarantee that he will not see the sun tomorrow." ”Seeing that Hao Lan was so confident, the security captain also relaxed a lot, and thought to himself, he really deserves to be a famous Taoist priest, and it is really not comparable to ordinary Taoist priests, although this tone is big, but it is convincing."

Then please Daoist Hao."

Hao Lan nodded, walked towards the old Taoist priest outside the door, and glanced at the watch hanging at the door: "You just plan to use this watch to lure zombies here?"

”"How do you know?"

The old Taoist priest looked at Hao Lan with some surprise, Hao Lan didn't say it, because he was a traverser, and he had already thought of the wording: "I heard the deputy captain mention it, so I guessed it." ”The old Taoist priest nodded, and then said with some envy: "Fellow Daoist, your teacher is famous, and you are really respected there, unlike me, in order to eat with a mouthful of food, I have to sell my life when I am old, and I am embarrassed to be in cahoots with them." ”"Old guy, you don't have to say that about yourself, in fact, there is nothing wrong with what you do, if you don't charge for subduing demons and eliminating demons, we will drink the northwest wind."

Hao Lan comforted and said: "What he did is actually not wrong, at least he took the money, he really has the strength to get rid of the zombies with you, this kind of dangerous work, if you can't make more money, who will do it, this is a fight for life." ”The old Taoist priest couldn't help laughing: "Hearing what you said, I am much happier." ”"I don't care what others think, but I really don't think there's anything wrong with what you're doing, and you also make money with your ability."

From the perspective of a modern person, there is really no problem with this, the equivalent of giving and harvesting, it is normal, Taoist priests are also people, especially a Taoist priest who is about to grow old."

Hey, little brother Hao, if you let your senior brother Uncle Jiu hear this, I'm afraid he will be so angry that he will vomit blood."

The old Taoist priest couldn't help but whisper in a somewhat cordial voice, Hao Lan's words made him feel a little more close.Hao Lan smiled dumbly, of course he couldn't say this kind of thing in front of Uncle Jiu, otherwise with Uncle Jiu's personality, he would have to teach him a lesson."

Times are different, with the development of the times, we have to change, otherwise there is only the end of the road."

The old Taoist priest seemed to feel something: "Yes, as Western science enters us, we Taoist priests are becoming more and more difficult to mix. ”Hao Lan looked at him with a little surprise, and thought, sure enough, the more he is mixed with the bottom, the more he has the first experience of the changes in this world, and it is true, with the progress of science, gods and ghosts have become legends.After chatting for a while, Hao Lan went upstairs to look at the little zombie, looking at the poor him, being locked in a cage, although Hao Lan couldn't bear it, but he also understood that death was a relief for zombies.()