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Chapter 30: Dancing Towards Zombies


"Okay, okay, senior brother, I'm joking, don't take it to heart."

Hao Lan shrugged his shoulders: "Actually, it's not a shame to be beaten by Qiusheng, which shows that the blue is blue." ”Uncle Nine was stunned, junior brother, are you talking about human words, it's not ashamed to be beaten by an apprentice, it's just a shame to the extreme, okay."

Okay, don't make a fuss."

Uncle Nine looked at Hao Lan with a serious face: "Little junior brother, have you broken through again?"

”"Wow, senior brother, you are really smart, you are actually unpredictable."

Hao Lan said in deliberate surprise.Uncle Nine's face was gloomy, I'm not a fool, can I not know, if you don't break through, how can you beat away zombies with one move."

Junior Brother Hao, Senior Brother, I have to give you a reminder, although your magic skills are extremely powerful, if you can't raise the palm thunder to a higher level, and use too much palm thunder, even if you have your divine power to protect your body, you will be counterattacked, and once this kind of backlash starts, you may be wasted."

Hao Lan had no choice but to nod seriously: "I have noticed the senior brother, don't worry." ”"It's strange to rest assured, young and young, if someone says Hao Zhenren, I'm afraid you want to play prestige again."

Uncle Nine said in a slightly yin and yang weird tone, he was not called a real person, but Hao Lan, the little junior brother, became the first to be, which made Uncle Nine a little unhappy."

Senior brother, others call me Hao Zhenren, and I didn't let me call it, don't blame me."

Hao Lan pointed to the back: "I don't believe you asked Wencai." ”Uncle Nine was stunned, Wen Cai was also there, didn't he say that Wen Cai heard everything?"

Master, I didn't hear anything, and I didn't hear anything about you being beaten by Qiusheng."

Wen Cai realized that he had leaked his mouth, and immediately stretched his waist and yawned: "I'm so sleepy, it seems that I'm so sleepy that I have auditory hallucinations, joke, Master, he is so wise and martial, how could he be beaten by Qiusheng." ”Uncle Jiu's face turned black in an instant, and he was still hallucinating, why don't you talk about sleepwalking, little bastard, you can't use dim sum to talk nonsense."

I'm so sleepy, I'm sleeping first, senior brother."

Hao Lan saw that the situation was not good, so he also slipped away, leaving only Uncle Jiu alone to be uncomfortable."

Bastard, Senior Brother Hao definitely did it on purpose, Wen Cai didn't tell me there."

Uncle Nine was angry, thought about it, entered Wencai's room, and soon heard Wencai's screams.The next day, Hao Lan didn't get up until noon, he was really a little tired, and he came back after such a long journey, and tossed for half the night."

Uncle Hao, you cheated me."

Wen Cai walked over with a blue nose and swollen face, with a look of resentment.Hao Lan spread his hands a little innocently: "Wencai, don't blame me, who let you mention my senior brother and your master by yourself, and was beaten by Qiusheng." ”"And twice, you say, do you owe a beating?"

Wen Cai heard this, opened his mouth, but there was nothing to say, indeed, if it weren't for his mouth and his own cleverness, how could he make the master's careful eyes annoyed and ashamed."

Uncle Shi, it's early."

Qiusheng came over a little listlessly, said hello, and didn't care about the etiquette, so he sat down and lay on the chair."

Qiusheng, you haven't recovered yet, it can't be that you were sucked last night."

Hao Lan looked at Qiusheng in disbelief: "It's impossible, senior brother, he's not a vegetarian." ”"It's almost done, if Master makes a later move, I can enjoy it again."

Qiusheng shook his head with pity on his face and sighed.Hao Lan looked at Qiusheng with a good expression that he didn't know what to say, this thing is too big, it's a female ghost, it's your yang energy, you still want to enjoy it more."

Bastard, what are you talking about?"

Uncle Nine walked in from outside, came up angrily, and slapped Qiu Sheng is palm: "I really have been moldy for eighteen lifetimes, and I actually accepted you two apprentices who are not angry." ”"One person is not like a person, and the other is still addicted to female ghosts.""

Master, I'm almost as good as I am."

Wen Cai protested in a low voice, and said weakly."

Hey, Master, you don't know how to understand an old boy, that kind of happiness is really fascinating."

Qiusheng looked intoxicated like an aftertaste.Uncle Jiu's face suddenly became gloomy, with a cannibalistic look, looking at Qiusheng, old boy, you dare to say that your master and I am an old boy, look at how I clean up your little bastard.Hao Lan and Wen Cai walked away with interest, and after a while, there was a miserable scream, which lasted for a while before stopping.Soon it was night again, Qiusheng, who had a blue nose and swollen face, was tied to a chair, and Uncle Nine was sitting outside the door, waiting for the arrival of the female ghost."

Senior brother, you don't need to come to this little matter, just leave it to me."

Hao Lan patted his chest and said, "I guarantee that the female ghost will never come back." ”Uncle Nine glanced at him: "No, I don't want to make a mistake, I must not let her go again this time, otherwise Qiusheng will be ruined in her hands." ”"Here we are."

Hao Lan looked at the grass in the courtyard, where the yin wind was protruding, and the grass was overwhelmed, as if someone was passing by.Uncle Nine stood up, looked at the compass in his hand, looking for the traces of the female ghost, and suddenly a sword stabbed out."

Help, Master."

Qiusheng's cry for help suddenly came from inside, and Hao Lan remembered that Wen Cai had a corpse poison attack because of using glutinous rice mixed with sticky rice, and he became half-human and half-stiff, and he forgot about this stubble because he went to another town.Xiao Yu was almost stabbed by a sword at this time, showing her original form, and then flew away, dodging a sword from Uncle Jiu."

Senior brother, I'll go see what's going on."

Hao Lan still said the next sentence, then kicked open the door and broke in."

Uncle Shi save me, Wencai's corpse has changed."

Qiusheng saw Hao Lan coming in, and said with a sad face.Hao Lan didn't hesitate, slapped Wencai away, and pulled Qiusheng up: "Are you okay?"

”"I almost had an accident, but fortunately, Uncle Shi, you came in time."

Qiusheng complained slightly: "It's all to blame on the master, who actually tied me to the chair." ”"Ah, help."

In the back room, there was another cry for help, and the voice was none other than Tingting.Hao Lan couldn't help but be stunned, no, the old lady Ren this zombie is here again, is he too diligent, come every day, he is not tired.Hell, how did things pile up together.Hao Lan scolded secretly."

Tingting, I'm here."

Hao Lan hurriedly rushed to the room where Tingting was, this is not a joke, slow down, I'm afraid Tingting may die.Qiusheng almost cried: "Uncle Shi, you haven't untied me yet." ”Looking at the back of Hao Lan leaving, Qiusheng's heart was cold, Uncle Shi, if you don't save people like this, how can you save people halfway.Hao Lan came to the door of Tingting's room, kicked in the door without saying a word, but saw a very strange scene, Xiaohei in Tingting's arms opened his teeth and claws to the zombie, looking very fierce, and the zombie of the old lady Ren showed a little fear, and was frightened back a little."

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