"Don't mess around, that's your uncle."
Shi Jian looked at his son Shi Shaojian, he knew that his son was a little capable, but he was too arrogant and arrogant, relying on his son, he acted more and more arrogantly."
It doesn't matter if he's a master or not, in short, I don't allow a person with a bigger fart to sit on your father's head."
Shi Shaojian was extremely angry, he really couldn't stand Hao Lan, a person who was about the same age as him, actually claimed to be a real person.Shi Jian glared at him fiercely: "If you talk nonsense again, be careful of my palm." ”"A generation is a generation, and an uncle is an uncle, remember it."
Shi Jian stared at Shi Shaojian with murderous eyes, if Hao Lan didn't have this generation, he didn't mind his son teaching Hao Lan a lesson, but he could be the same generation as him, this would not work.Shi Shaojian's heart trembled, he really felt the killing intent from his father, he knew that his father was a ruthless person, so he had to bow his head first."
Okay, you Uncle Hao, I was almost punished, I wrote down this account."
Hao Lan left the Ren family, Xiao Hei was forced to stay in Tingting's by him, the little guy was extremely reluctant, but he still had to obey the order.Tingting was both happy and depressed about this, and the little guy stayed here, as if he had been wronged by it, and seemed to be like a wicked person, separating it and its master."
Uncle Shi, I heard that you are going to follow Uncle Simu to learn how to drive corpses, right?"
Wen Cai said with a little envy, he has never been out yet, and the farthest is in a nearby town.Hao Lan smiled: "It's not settled yet, maybe, maybe not." ”"What, Uncle Hao, don't you want to go?"
Wen Cai asked again: "Is it because of Tingting?"
”In this regard, Wen Cai said that if he was himself, he would not go, of course it was important to accompany his girlfriend, and it would be a fart to chase the corpse.Hao Lan just gave him an elusive look, and walked into the hall, where the ninth uncle and the four eyes were there."
Senior brother, senior brother four-eyed, why are you here, are you waiting for me here?"
Uncle Nine pondered for a moment before saying, "Junior Brother Hao, now that you have cultivated to Xiaocheng, it is enough to stand alone, it's time for you to go out and have a good time." ”"Senior brother, I've only been here with you for a few days, and I haven't finished learning yet."
Hao Lan didn't want to go out, and continued: "What's more, I have big things to do in my life now, and I won't go." ”"Senior brother, children are long, you can't delay yourself because of this, otherwise you will be sorry not only for yourself, but also for the master."
Uncle Nine continued earnestly: "Marrying a wife and having children is certainly a major event in life, but this is not in a hurry, as a man, you have to make a career, otherwise how can you support your family." ”"Or are you willing to join the Ren family and be a man who can never hold his head up?"
Simu also spoke: "Yes, junior brother, a manly man, how can you eat soft rice." ”Hao Lan said with an expression that you don't understand: "Senior brother, senior brother Simu, you are too feudal, too open, what is not rich, now is a new era, a new century, and it has long been the norm for women to be in charge." ”"What's more, you don't have to be the master of the house, and you don't have to worry about that heart, isn't it more comfortable to dissipate, this is simply a good thing to kill multiple birds with one stone."
Uncle Nine and Simu were stunned, a little speechless, they also admitted that now they are becoming more and more open, and they heard that foreign countries have begun to be kings by women."
Okay, okay, two senior brothers, I'm laughing."
Hao Lan coughed lightly twice, and said seriously: "Actually, even if you don't say it, I also want to follow Senior Brother Simu for a trip or two to increase my knowledge." ”The two of them were stunned again, dare to love us, are we wrong?
The sky soon darkened, and not long after nightfall, Qiu Shengwen watched Hao Lan and Simu leave, his face full of envy."
Look, it's far away."
Uncle Nine hated iron and scolded: "If you usually work hard, you have already learned something, and when the time comes, whatever you want to do, the master will not stop you." ”"But who let you achieve nothing, half a bucket of water is not counted, and it will only be a burden to go with the corpses."
In a flash, two more days passed, and in these two days, they rested during the day and hurried at night, and they did not have a bad time, because the four eyes of the road were very familiar, and they rested there and spent the night there, and the four eyes knew it in their hearts."
Senior brother, what will happen if your corpse bell breaks?"
Hao Lan suddenly remembered that if it weren't for himself, the four-purpose corpse bell would have broken in the battle against Old Lady Ren, so in Uncle Zombie, he had to go into battle himself and take the corpse away with a jumper."
Senior brother, why are you asking this?"
Four eyes asked rhetorically."
I'm just worried, if it breaks, will I have to use the corpse chaser to jump with the walking corpse in person."
As soon as Hao Lan's words came out, he looked at Hao Lan angrily: "Senior brother, the good is not good, the bad spirit, in the middle of the night, can you not be so crow-mouthed." ”Before the words fell, Simu moved a little louder because of this, and the corpse bell suddenly fell apart and fell to the ground, leaving only one handle in his hand.Seeing this, Hao Lan couldn't help but be stupid, specially, I just said that, don't be so effective, the corpse bell is so bad, it's really hell.The four eyes looked at Hao Lan stupidly, his heart was crazy, it was broken, it was really bad, my God, my brother's mouth was not opened."
Senior brother, don't blame me, you really don't blame me."
Hao Lan took two steps back with a very weak heart, and he was vomiting in his heart, this is really jumping into the Yellow River and can't be washed, he just finished speaking, and he broke it, don't blame himself for having ghosts.Simu looked at Hao Lan expressionlessly: "Senior brother, should I feed you this corpse talisman, or do you swallow it yourself." ”Hao Lan had a bitter face, he really wanted to pump his big mouth, now it's okay, this coolie has to do it himself."
Senior brother, hurry up, lead the way."
Hao Lan swallowed the corpse chapel talisman, and jumped wildly with the walking corpse all the way, one jump was two hours, he was not tired, but the four eyes that led the way were as tired as a dog, and he was constantly urged by Hao Lan.Simu gasped for breath, his heart was so depressed that he couldn't do it, he originally planned to let Hao Lan suffer, but he didn't think about it, but he became himself, Hao Lan used to jump, it was much easier than what he used to walk."
Alas, miscalculated, he practiced King Kong is not bad, his body is strong, but he can be tough with zombies, this is nothing to him.""
Senior brother, you won't be able to walk for a while, you won't have kidney loss, right?"
Hao Lan looked concerned: "Pay attention to taking care of your body, senior brother, you are still single." ”Simu looked at Hao Lan, who was ridiculing him, and shook his head helplessly: "Okay, good, junior brother, you won, I admit defeat." ”"Spit out the corpse talisman, I'll do it."
took the corpse talisman, destroyed his eyes, and then cast a spell to get a new one, before he spoke: "Alas, if you continue to play like this, I have to be tired to death, you kid is really a monster, and the foot strength I have practiced for more than ten years is far inferior to you." ”"Senior brother praised me."
Hao Lan said proudly: "My foot strength is average, the third in the world." ”()