"Senior brother, what do you want to do with such a large pile of sticks?""
Even if you want to beat my nephew Jiale, you don't need so many sticks."
Hao Lan asked two sentences in a row, of course he knew what Simu wanted to do, let a group of bosses beat up the apprentices, and it was estimated that in the world, Simu would do it.Simu said with an angry look: "Senior brother, you have also seen that I have worked so hard to do business, just let him guard the door in the morning, so that he will not wake up, he actually sleeps like a dead pig, do you think he should be beaten?"
”Hao Lan smiled: "It's time to teach a lesson, but you don't need so many sticks." ”"Senior brother, you don't understand, just watch from the side."
After Simu finished speaking, he began to cast spells.Inside the door, Jiale was eavesdropping, and the whole person couldn't help but tremble, letting so many bosses beat him, it was simply a rhythm that would kill him.After casting the spell, Simu glanced at Hao Lan in order to test it: "Senior brother, anyway, you are so resistant, why don't you try it first?"
”Hao Lan glanced at his eyes like a cane, and then said: "Senior brother, I think it's better for you to try it yourself, let me come, I'm afraid that if I use my strength, I will cripple your bosses." ”"I just broke through the third layer, my strength is not so well controlled, one punch is not only disabled, but it is also possible to burst."
Hao Lan continued: "If you are not afraid of losing your money, I don't mind. ”After speaking, Hao Lan raised his fist, thinking to himself, this kind of thing wants me to be a guinea pig, and there is no door.looked at Hao Lan with four eyes, retracted his gaze, and some terrifying pictures flashed in his mind, his seemingly brave bosses were like chicks in front of Hao Lan, and they were not vulnerable at all."
Okay, okay, senior brother, I'll do it myself."
After Simu finished speaking, he went to the side and took a cylinder and a lid, put the cylinder on the lid, put it on his head, squatted down, Simu screamed, and the sticks in the hands of the bosses knocked down in unison, and with a snap, it also broke the cylinder on his head."
Senior brother, you play like this, be careful to."
Hao Liang glanced at Jiale standing behind the door meaningfully, anyway, Hao Lan also said what he should say, whether he listens or not is Simu's own business.Jiale, who was standing behind the door, heard Hao Lan's words, and saw that Hao Lan seemed to look at himself, Jiale was a little startled, and said secretly, could it be that I was discovered?
Simu waved his hand confidently: "This is impossible. ”Seeing Simu go in with the bosses, Hao Lanxin said, impossible, it is impossible to have ghosts, senior brother, I have already reminded you, but you yourself don't listen.Jiale lay back on the chair and pretended to be asleep, and hit Jiale hard with a stick, but Jiale, who knew it for a long time, of course gritted his teeth and didn't scream.Seeing this, Simu was a little annoyed, and hit him with another stick, but Jiale still didn't say a word, how could Simu not know at this time that this kid was pretending to be asleep."
Ouch, you stinky boy."
Simu rolled up his sleeves and gave Jiale another beating, blurted out such a sentence.When the bosses heard these two words, the sticks in their hands fell like rain, and they were beaten to the ground, lying on the ground, shouting with an ouch, and the bosses continued to fight when they heard the sigh.Jiale hid aside, watching Simu being beaten for a while, before reaching out to cover Simu's mouth, there was no more oops, and the bosses all stopped, but the stick they were holding was telling that as long as the gougs rose again, the stick would be knocked down."
Master, don't say those two words again, or the bosses will beat you to death."
Looking at the apprentice, he asked with a pleasant face, "Are those two words?"
”Jiale blurted out, "Hey......." ”Before the words came out, Jiale came back to his senses, and covered his mouth before saying, "Master who can't say it." ”Seeing that this trick didn't work, Simu made it bad again, and pinched Jiale hard, Jiale jumped to his feet in pain, but he still covered his mouth first and didn't let Simu succeed.Simu stood up extremely unwillingly, took two steps, felt a faint pain all over his body, and subconsciously sighed, and the bosses heard the sound and faced him in unison.Seeing this, Simu had to endure it, didn't call out again, and walked out of the room with a gloomy face, asking Jiale to take the bosses to settle down."
Senior brother, I said that if you play like this, you might play by yourself, why don't you understand."
Hao Lan shook his head and sighed unbearably.Simu suddenly realized, and looked straight at Hao Lan: "Senior brother, you already knew that Jiale's dead boy was eavesdropping, right?"
”Hao Lan nodded: "That's why I said that." ”"Senior brother, you know this, why don't you say it, are you deliberately embarrassing me?"
Simu continued with a gloomy face: "Do you do this, are you worthy of your senior brother and me?"
”Looking at the four eyes, Hao Lan was a little speechless, glanced at him and said: "Senior brother, I'm also very embarrassed, either I'm sorry for you, or I'm sorry for the nephew I met for the first time, I can only do this." ”Simu was speechless, thought for a while, and said, "Senior brother, I understand, you just want to see my jokes." ”"Isn't that right?"
Of course, Hao Lan can't admit this, he can't blame himself, you have to do it yourself, and you can only blame yourself."
Senior brother, this is not right, the matter of teaching the apprentice was your own temporary idea, and I persuaded you, but you still don't listen, why did it become a joke I want to see you."
Senior brother, you have to be reasonable.Simu glanced at Hao Lan silently, and said to blame me, blame me for being despicable, I deserve it.After speaking, Simu walked into the morgue angrily, and was about to take Jiale out of anger and vent, but who happened to hear Jiale saying bad things about him: "Master, this old yin, if you want to beat me, just say it, and play this trick." ”"He's not afraid to kill me, the bosses are inhuman."
Jiale complained, not noticing that Simu also came in.Simu also stood beside the boss without making a sound, moving a little habitually Jiale, and without looking at it, he picked up Simu, obviously treating Simu as the boss."
Wow, it's so heavy, I don't know if Master is dead, will it be so heavy."
After Jiale finished speaking, he shook his head: "No, the master is so mean and insidious, he will definitely be sick and skinny before he dies." ”"Huh."
Hao Lan, who came in, looked at Jiale with a surprised expression and said, "Jiale nephew, what are you holding your master for?"
”"Also, senior brother, why did you let Jiale hug you like a boss?"
Two consecutive questions, all of a sudden let Jiale's heart sink to the bottom of the sea, I hugged the master, didn't I say, what I just said, he was all ......, thinking of this, Jiale wanted to cry, showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and put four eyes: "Master......." ”()