"This box is all my savings over the years."
Simu opened the box and showed the gold bar: "Now you believe it, what I said yesterday is just that." ”"Believe, and if you don't believe, you have to believe."
Hao Lan pointed to such a box of gold bars and asked, "Then senior brother, you are holding so many gold bars, won't it just to prove that you are rich?"
”"Of course not, I'm going to buy this monk's house, he knocks scriptures and recites Buddha all day long, which makes me uneasy."
Hearing him say this, Hao Lan couldn't help but say: "Senior brother, you are a rich man, you are cool, you have to buy someone else's house when you open your mouth." ”Simu sighed a little helplessly: "I don't want to either, but he starts to chant the Buddha every day, before dawn, who can withstand it." ”"Also, senior brother, you are tired from driving corpses, if you can't get a good night's sleep, it's really hard to bear."
After speaking, Hao Lan continued: "But in my opinion, Master Yixiu will not sell it." ”Simu had calmed down at this time, of course, he understood that it was impossible for Yixiu, an old monk, to sell, and no one could know Yixiu's personality better than him."
What should I do then, junior brother?"
Hao Lan glanced at his eyes: "Actually, it's not difficult, let's reason with him, he should change." ”"But this is his habit for decades, how to change?"
Shime felt that this was basically unlikely."
If you don't change it, that is, he is unreasonable, he is unreasonable, then senior brother, you can also be unreasonable.""
For example, if he recites the Buddha before dawn, senior brother, you can also make some movement from time to time after the middle of the night, so that he can't sleep well and compensate for how uncomfortable this taste is."
Hao Liang thought to himself, according to Master Yixiu's personality, he should not be so unreasonable, this method of killing a thousand enemies and losing eight hundred should not be used.Simu was very satisfied with this, patted Hao Lan's shoulder and said, "Senior brother, you really have a bad stomach and are smart." ”Hao Lan glanced at him angrily: "Senior brother, you are scolding." ”Simu smiled awkwardly, thinking, what nonsense is the truth.Let's go, let's go in together, in fact, I was also so noisy that I couldn't sleep because of Master Ikkyu, so I practiced so early.As soon as Hao Lan's words came out, Simu understood why Hao Lan could come up with that kind of solution, and he was also full of resentment."
Simu, Brother Hao Dao, did the two of you come over to greet me so early?"
Ichikyu saw the two of them come in and looked at them with some surprise."
Can you afford to say hello?"
Simu was not polite, and said with an unkind face.Hao Lan didn't want to beat around the bush, so he said directly: "The reason why my senior brother and I came to find the master so early is that I hope the master can change the time when you knock on the scriptures and recite the Buddha." ”"Monk, I won't talk nonsense with you, if you make me unable to sleep well every day, then don't blame me for not letting you have a good night's sleep."
Simu said this very seriously.Ikyu felt the resentment of the two, and couldn't help but say apologetically: "I'm really sorry to disturb you." ”"Don't worry, I won't start so early in the future.""
I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Master Yixiu apologized again and again, which made Hao Lan a little embarrassed.Simu is a little confused, it's so easy to solve, dream."
Monk, since you understand things so well, then you are not to blame for the past."
Simu threw down these words, hugged the gold bar, and went back with Hao Lan.Half a day later, Hao Lan was thinking that the Thousand Crane Dao Commander should be coming soon, his arrival indicated that this terrifying royal zombie was about to appear, in the face of this opponent, Hao Lan felt full of confidence, with the third layer of his divine skills, to reach the cultivation of the Tongmai realm, against the royal zombie, no matter what, no matter how strong he was, it was just the same as the old lady Ren."
If you add that I can now cast palm thunder without pressure, it will be even more powerful against the royal zombies."
Hao Lan muttered to himself, and suddenly found that a group of people not far away were walking here, it was none other than Xiao Ah Ge and others who escorted the royal zombies back to Beijing, and Daoist Qianhe and a few disciples followed behind.This small battle immediately attracted the attention of Simu and the others, including Yixiu Jingjing, who walked over together."
Senior Brother Chizuru."
After Hao Lan greeted the four people, Hao Lan nodded to the Thousand Crane Dao Chief."
You are Master's newly adopted little brother Hao?"
The Thousand Crane Daoist looked at Hao Lan in disbelief.Brother Hao?
Hell, are they all channeled, they all call it that.Hao Lan vomited in his heart, a little helpless, who let himself be Hao Xiaojuni, compared to them, he is indeed too young."
Exactly."
Daoist Qianhe looked overjoyed, looked at Hao Lan with great appreciation, and said: "Genius, it is really an unprecedented genius, junior brother Hao, you have only practiced for less than a year, and your cultivation is even higher than me." ”After leaving, he finally got to the point, and the head of Chizuru offered to bring some glutinous rice with him.Simu and Yixiu walked to the golden coffin with understanding, and Simu pointed to the coffin wrapped in ink fountain thread and said, "Could it be ...... here?"
”Chizuru nodded: "Yes, there are zombies in here." ”"Since it's a zombie, why don't you cremate him on the spot, it's really dangerous to pull him on the road like this."
Master Ichishu said with a little puzzlement.The Taoist of Qianhe said helplessly: "He is a royal family, he can't be cremated, he must be pulled back to the capital to wait for the emperor's fate." ”"I see."
Yixiu put one hand together and said, "In that case, why don't you break this tent and let it absorb more sunlight so that it can disperse some corpse qi." ”"The master really woke up the dreamer with a word."
The head of the Thousand Crane Dao looked at Yixiu with a grateful face and said, "The master is reasonable. ”"You talk a lot, I don't understand."
Four eyes said in Ikyu's ear with an unhappy face."
Quickly dismantle this tent."
The Thousand Crane Dao Leader immediately said to several disciples.When a few disciples of the Thousand Crane Daoist wanted to make a move, the sissy Wu Shilang came over, stretched out his orchid finger and scolded: "What are you doing, what are you doing?"
”"The tent was dismantled, so that the coffin could absorb some sunlight and disperse the corpse."
Simu spoke first, but Wu Shilang ignored him and said bluntly: "Who asked you?"
”"Tell me what's going on."
Wu Shilang pointed at the head of the Thousand Crane Road, and really didn't give the four eyes any face."
Hey, you don't have to say it slowly, you can say it quickly and in vain, it's really hard to be a man."
Ikyu shook his head slightly sarcastically.Simu was very angry, and glared at him viciously, but he couldn't do anything about him.When Daoist Qianhe wanted to speak, Hao Lan spoke first: "Senior Brother Qianhe, in my opinion, it is better not to dismantle it, if it suddenly rains heavily, and then you want to set up a tent, I am afraid it will be too late." ”()