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Chapter 76: Zombies Pee Too?


If it were before, Uncle Nine would never have believed that there would be such a thing, a zombie would be afraid, and he would be so cautious.Seeing that Nintendo, who was too careful, slowly walked over, Uncle Nine used corpse language and asked for help.Nintendo was relieved when he heard the corpse, helped Uncle Nine up, and helped him pull out the talisman arrow, which was broken.After helping Uncle Nine up, Nintendo stretched out his head and sniffed at him: "Why don't you have any corpse qi on you?"

”"I've only been dead for a few days, so I don't have any corpse energy."

Originally, Uncle Nine was ready to run at any time, but Nintendo stretched out his head to him, making him think that he had been seen through.Nintendo was not suspicious, believed Uncle Nine, and asked, "Where are you going?"

”"Ren......

Renjia Town. ”Uncle Nine thought for a while before he said, looking like his brain was not too bright."

Me too, let's go together."

Nintendo asked Uncle Nine to go first, and he followed behind, along the way, Uncle Nine used one Taoist method after another to test Nintendo, but the result left him speechless, Nintendo is really not afraid of anything."

Why aren't you afraid of anything?"

In the end, Uncle Nine asked.Nintendo pointed to his head: "Because my brain was hit with something." ”Uncle Nine thought about it, his brain was beaten into something, so there was a mutation, thinking of this, Uncle Nine naturally thought of the foreign doctor, and couldn't help but curse secretly: "Sure enough, it was the foreign devil who caused the trouble, and I knew that the foreign devil's methods were not the right way." ”Uncle Nine has some understanding of Western medicine, so he knows more about the disadvantages of Western medicine, and he always gives people a feeling of impatience for quick success and quick profit for Western medicine.Of course, Uncle Nine will not completely deny Western medicine, after all, there are some emergencies, and they need to do that.Jumping and jumping all the way, when passing a lake, Uncle Nine couldn't help but be anxious, so he stopped, stood by the lake, and began to pee.Nintendo, who had gone a little far, found that Uncle Nine had stopped there, and jumped back curiously: "What are you doing?"

”"I'm peeing."

Uncle Nine subconsciously replied without thinking about it.Nintendo was stunned: "Zombies also pee?"

”Uncle Nine was also stupid, zombies peeed, specially, I'm afraid I'm not a fool."

Of course it will, don't you know?"

Hao Lan also pretended to be a zombie at this time, and jumped out with a serious look and said.Seeing Hao Lan, Uncle Nine was first overjoyed, and then stunned, when did the junior brother come, and everything just now wouldn't have been seen by him, right?

Also, junior brother, this is making trouble like that again, and he still learns from me to pretend to be a zombie.By the way, he can also talk corpses.Nintendo looked at Hao Lan, but he was not so afraid, it should be that after getting along with Uncle Jiu, his soul is not so fragile."

But why can't I pee?"

Nintendo asked with a skeptical expression."

Because I've only been zombies for a few days with him, I'm still peeing."

Hao Lan said seriously, although he was not sure how high Nintendo's intelligence was, Hao Lan believed that it should not be a problem to fool him as a zombie.Uncle Nine had no choice but to cooperate: "Yes, yes, we have just become zombies, so we can still pee." ”Nintendo was stupid for a while, and his head was not enough, but even Uncle Nine said so, and he believed it."

Do you still need to poop?"

Nintendo's brain twitched and asked again.This made the two look at each other, zombies pooped, and the picture was simply too spicy.Zombies who have not become sperm can't bend their bodies, so if they poop, they can only stand.If they are stupid to ask this time, they will pee, and they should also poop.Hao Lan endured the nausea, and his mind turned and said: "No, zombies don't have to eat." ”Nintendo sighed and nodded repeatedly: "Yes, zombies only suck blood and don't eat." ”"Oh, by the way, did you also go to Renjia Town?"

Nintendo asked again.Hao Lan nodded, jumped towards Nintendo, approached behind him, he made a decisive move, electric light burst out of his hand, and slapped Nintendo with one palm.It was so close that Nintendo couldn't react at all, and when he saw the electric light, his whole zombie was stupid, his eyes were blinking with tears, and he looked so helpless, weak and pitiful.If I could say something human, Nintendo would probably just wail: "Don't bring such a deceptive zombie." ”With a bang, Nintendo was blown away by the electric light, and tears in his eyes were sprinkled in the air, at this moment, his eyes were helpless, there was such a bully of zombies.With a successful blow, Hao Lan slapped out one palm after another, and the thunder light swept through the air, extremely dazzling, violently raging and flashing on Nintendo.At this time, Nintendo fell to the ground, covered in electric light, his eyes became demented, and the whole zombie was undoubtedly stupid by electricity, and his already tattered clothes were almost turned into ashes at this time.But in his eyes, there were still tears rolling, and he, Nintendo, a mutated zombie, cried again, only this time, maybe not only was beaten and cried, but more because his fragile and innocent heart was deceived.Uncle Nine looked at the scorched Nintendo, and couldn't help but feel a sense of guilt in his heart, he was a dignified generation of Maoshan masters, and he actually deceived a zombie, causing him to be beaten and cried by his little brother again.Hey, Uncle Nine is a little unbearable, Nintendo's appearance, coupled with its crying, it's a miserable one.This made Uncle Nine a little crying and laughing, as soon as he caught the ghost and got rid of the zombie, he would sympathize with the pity, and feel sorry for the zombie, how ridiculous this is.Hao Liang saw through Uncle Jiu's thoughts at a glance, and from his own perspective as a modern person, he could understand Uncle Jiu's mood, people always sympathize with the weak, even if they are not people, but zombies."

Dead old ghost, are you addicted to pretending to be a zombie, and you actually feel guilty about a zombie."

Ma Ma Di walked out at this time, and said with a preachy style: "Be soft on zombies, are you still a disciple of Maoshan Mountain?"

”"If that's the case, you might as well retreat, so as not to harm others and yourself."

Looking at the numb ground that stared at him all of a sudden, Hao Lan couldn't help but be a little speechless, you have the confidence to be so scared of Uncle Jiu.Uncle Nine rarely didn't reply, just looked at the numb ground in silence.Ma Ma felt that it was a little excessive, so he pouted and did not mention this stubble again.In this regard, Hao Lanzi is not good to say anything more, after all, he is a junior brother.With a burst of electric roasting, Nintendo lay there in charred black, and if he hadn't shivered from time to time, I'm afraid he would have thought he was dead."

Two senior brothers, should we finish him off here first, or take him to rescue Ah Hao and Ah Qiang first."

Nintendo is difficult to recover in a short period of time, so Hao Lan is not in a hurry to make a dead move.()