"Hi, beautiful, good morning." ”When going up the stairs, Jin McGee and Meng Chao were very enthusiastic and said hello to the beauty who came downstairs.Beauty is the beauty of people as their name suggests, and in the face of Jin McKee's warm greetings with Meng Yu, he always felt a little awkward, but he still replied politely: "Morning." ”When the two of them walked by Meimei's side one on the left and one right, they patted Meimei's back with their hands and quietly touched it.Meili glared and looked back: "What are you doing?"
”"Say hello."
Meng Chao said very seriously: "Greeting us like this shows that we have a good relationship." ”Kim McGee also said: "However, if you don't like beauty, we won't be like this in the future." ”Meili glared at Meng Chao: "Who has a good relationship with you, you want to be beautiful." ”looked at Jin McKee again, and said with a gentle and lovely face: "Of course, Jin McKee, you are different, you are a decent gentleman, and people don't mind if you greet me like this." ”Seeing this, Meng Chao was so angry that he turned around and left, muttering in his mouth: "Hmph, sure enough, all women in this world are the same, they like little white faces." ”Kim McGee nodded at Mei and chased after her.Upstairs around the corner, Meng Chao stood straight there, and when he saw Jin McGee coming up, he stretched out his hand: "Give me money, little white face." ”Jin McGee smiled, he knew that Meng Chao was unhappy, and Meimei's completely different attitude towards the two of them smiled: "A little white face is better than a lewd man, who made you look obscene all day long." ”Meng Chao was even more unhappy: "Give the money quickly, you little white face, you won't think about it." ”Jin McGee took out the money, and when Meng Chao wanted to take it, Jin McKee put it away and said, "Damn, how do you know that she is beautiful and she is not available, it is vacuum, and it is not obvious to look at." ”Speaking of this, Meng Chao couldn't help but look smug and scolded: "Stupid, have you changed your underwear every day these days?"
”Jin McGee was stunned for a moment, and then said: "No, because of this hellish weather, it rains every day, and it can't be dried at all." ”Meng Chao grinned: "It's not enough, you didn't do it, and of course you won't do those things for women." ”When he said this, Meng Chao looked indescribably obscene, he didn't know, and he thought that the two were talking about art films from a certain island country.Jin McGee had to be convinced, and scolded: "Dead mouse eyes, it's really fine." ”After coming to the office and staying for most of the day, a case finally appeared.AhhAs soon as they entered, Meng Chao and Jin McGee heard screams."
What's going on?"
Kim McGee asked, "What did the Loach King do again, beating so hard?"
”The two colleagues said speechlessly: "We haven't tried it yet, the bastard of the Loach King, just call it first." ”"Alas, I don't call it first, I call it miserable first, my loach king is not one of those newcomers, and I don't understand anything.""
My mother said that the worse you scream, the more unbearable others will be."
Meng Chao and the others were speechless for a moment, stunned for a moment, and Jin McJi asked, "What did he do this time?"
”"He stole the cross of the church."
The Loach King hurriedly shook his head and denied: "Officer, you can't talk nonsense," I didn't steal. ”"Loach King, you're going to recruit me, and the cross you stole is hidden there."
Jin McKee, Meng Chao, and two colleagues asked.The Loach King said with an innocent face: "I really don't have a few police officers, you can't wronged people, I'm innocent." ”A few people laughed, and Kim McGee forced him to ask, "Then you can explain to me well, why do you want to go to church?"
”The Loach King suddenly raised his head with a reverent face and said, "I heard the call of the Lord, and I followed the call of the Lord to save me, a lost lamb." ”A few people are happy, dog, what kind of virtue do you have, and you heard the call of the Lord.But a few people had to be convinced, this dog thing is really special."
You'd better explain, Loach King, I haven't opened in a long time."
Kim McGee threatened.The loach king was happy and said with a smile: "Officer, there is a trash can at your door, I kicked it and broke it, you can sue me for destroying public property." ”"I'm funny enough, officer."
Jin McGee was so angry that he grabbed the collar of the Loach King: "I'm shameless enough, you dare to be shameless than me, it seems that you really want to pay for it." ”The Loach King looked helpless: "Officer, you have to be considerate of me, I have a few criminal records, if I commit it again this time, I have to go through the prison." ”"I know you're still doing that."
Kim McGee looked at him a little speechless.The Loach King shook his head: "Eat a mouthful of food, officer." ”"So, you ......."
Before he could finish speaking, a woman's scream came from outside: "There are ghosts, help." ”"By the way, today is Halloween."
Meng Chao said suddenly, and several people looked at each other."
Is it really haunted?"
Kim McGee said with a scared face."
Hey, it's important to save people, let's go quickly, listen to the voice, it's from the library."
A group of people hurriedly ran out, and the loach king's heart was a little furious, and when he saw that several people had run away, he hurriedly shouted: "Officer, you can't all leave, you have to leave one or two people to guard me, otherwise I will run away, what can you do." ”A few people didn't seem to hear it, and they all ran out, and suddenly only the loach king was left in the office.The Loach King swallowed his saliva and comforted, "Impossible, what kind of ghost is there in the world." ”After a while, a headless guy walked in, very weird, and when the loach king saw this, he forced: "Hey, friend, are you dressed like this, are you attending a masquerade ball?"
”"You're so nice, not like me, locked up here."
Suddenly, the lights flickered and flickered, and the paper flew everywhere in the entire office, and all of a sudden, it became extremely gloomy."
My head, give my head back."
The headless corpse shouted gloomily and chased after the Loach King.The loach king's face turned pale with fright: "Ghost, help." ”After a chase, the Loach King was finally so frightened that he took out the cross he had hidden in the sole of his shoe, wanting to use it to deal with the headless ghost.The headless ghost seemed to be very afraid of the cross, and the loach king couldn't help but be happy when he saw that it was effective, but at this time, the headless ghost stretched out his hand, took the cross away, and took off his robe."
Haha, Loach King, you're playing with eggs."
Meng Chao, who got the cross, laughed very proudly.The loach king only felt that the world was spinning, and he almost fainted, played, fooled, and deceived, what a headless ghost, it was all a lie.Jin McKee and the others ran in at this time, patted Meng Chao on the shoulder and said, "Good boy, you really have you." ”"Loach King, wait for you to sit through the bottom of the prison."
Two colleagues took the Loach King away, and Meng Chao and Jin Maiji reported to the director.When the director learned about it, he scolded him all the time, and he also said to himself, boasting, how can I have a subordinate like you, I really feel sad for myself.At night, when he was on night duty, the Loach King disappeared, and Meng Chao and Jin McKee were unfortunately left in the bureau to find the Loach King.In the morning, when Meng Chao and Jin McGee were about to give up, they met the extremely pale Loach King, and the two grabbed him, just hit him a few times first, and let out their anger."
Oops, two officers, stop fighting, stop fighting."
The Loach King pleaded."
It's okay if you don't fight, then tell me honestly, how did you escape last night?"
The Loach King hesitated for a moment before saying, "Officer, what the hell I'm doing." ”The two of them were immediately happy: "What the hell?
”"Only by believing in you can you have ghosts."
Meng Chao continued: "Is your brain broken, I only used this trick last night, and you actually want to use it.""
It's just, you idiot."
Kim McGee punched him.The loach king sighed: "I didn't lie to you, officer, I really saw the hell, and besides, the ghost bit me." ”"Then why haven't you become a ghost?"
The two looked at the Loach King with a smile.Only then did the Loach King remember, yes, he is a ghost now, why should he be afraid of people."
Wow, I'm going to suck your blood and turn you into ghosts."
The Loach King bared a pair of fangs and pretended to be fierce.Seeing this, Meng Chao and the two of them slapped each other, which made the Loach King suspect that the ghost was born, and begged again, stop fighting, don't fight.The two took him back to the office, and after drawing a portrait of Miyake Daisa, the Loach King nodded again and again: "It's him, it's him who bit me and sucked my blood." ”"Oh, that's the guy who let you go."
The two nodded thoughtfully.Seeing that the two still didn't believe it, the Loach King said aggrievedly: "Two police officers, I'm really a ghost." ”Oops, it's still pretending.The two looked at each other and said, "Ghosts don't have shadows, but you do." ”The Loach King looked at the light and saw that he did have a shadow, so he had to say, "Two police officers, I didn't lie to you. ”"You see, this is the tooth hole that the ghost left in my neck."
After the Loach King let the two of them look at his neck, he opened his mouth wide again: "And, you see, my four fangs. ”"I didn't have it last night."
Meng Chao and Jin Maiji also fell into doubts, yes, the Loach King didn't have these fangs last night, there is no reason to grow like this overnight.The two thought for a while and said, "Okay, since you are a ghost, then you can fly one for us to see." ”The Loach King said with a look of embarrassment: "Sir, I haven't passed the first seven yet, and I don't have mana." ”"Then put a wall through it and show us.""
You also need mana to pass through the wall, sir."
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Damn, you suck too bad, you won't do anything.The two of them looked at him with disgust, which made the Loach King a little uncertain in his heart, whether he was a ghost or not.Jin McGee thought of something at this time, took out his gun and said: "Ghosts can't be killed, I'll shoot you twice, if you are still alive, it proves that you are a ghost." ”The Loach King was so frightened that he hurriedly smiled and said, "This is not good, what if, what if I am still human." ”"If that's the case, wouldn't you have committed murder by implicating the police officer?""
Actually, I have another way to prove that I'm a ghost."
The Loach King looked at the two of them and said, "As long as you let me take a bite, I will know that I am a ghost or a human." ”The two glanced at each other, Meng Chao turned his face, Jin McGee smiled, patted his neck and said; "Come on, bite."
If you have time, I'll write a follow-up.,After writing the Fierce Ghost Mission.,I'll write a little more stiff about the trilogy. ()