Although it was not himself who was cleaned up, as a bystander, he could see more clearly, so he actually knew better than the red boy how terrifying that bird, the bird called fluttering.This time, Zhu Fatzi was really scared, a bird would be a quasi-saint, even more than that, the dog too, the same gave him an unfathomable feeling, it was really too scary, I really couldn't imagine, how terrifying that feeling was, first saw a bird, hung the red child, and when I turned around, I found that a big dog, suspected to be the same big yellow dog at the same boss level, was behind him, how could he not be scared half to death.It's like watching a lion pounce on a little sheep, and when you look back, you find another lion staring at you.He Lan looked at it, and was so frightened that her husband, who didn't care about it, couldn't help but panic, what did he say, a bird and a dog, all of them were fairy bosses?"
Husband, calm down, calm down, you calm down first."
There is no way, this is the only thing He Lan can do, whether what he said is true or not, it is not something she can interfere with, and even she can't imagine it, and she doesn't dare to imagine it.After a while, Zhu Fatzi let out a sigh before he calmed down, and sighed: "It seems that I, the fairy king, really have to shrink my head and be a talent, any cat, dog or bird can slap me to death." ”Old man Hao, he touched the rhubarb's head, and also saw the extraordinaryness of the rhubarb, looking at the fluttering, his mood was very complicated, his own grandson was too low, and he sent such two powerful dogs and birds to protect himself."
Pounce on the rhubarb, you really don't have to do this, with your ability, you should follow him to do great things."
The big yellow dog and the white bird fluttered, but they just stayed by Old Man Hao's side like this, and there was no reaction.When the old man saw this, how could he not understand, and touched their heads; "Actually, I'm quite reluctant to let you go, I'm going to be bored.""
But I forgot that you came to me that day."
The old man shook his head, he really couldn't remember.And many masters in the secret, who have been peeping at the Hao family, were all scared away, not only Zhu Fatzi was scared half to death, they were the same, the bird was really terrifying, just a mouthful, just saliva, and cleaned up the red boy.Many people are also scolding their mothers, thinking that Hao Lan is really crazy, at least a quasi-saint boss, you let it be a bird, protect Old Man Hao, that is a big man, how can you let it be a bird.This is what they hate the most, because no one really guards against a bird, and who would be idle and pay attention to a bird.The red boy returned home, with a loveless face, although he had been cleaned many times, but the psychological shadow will always linger."
Son, what's wrong with you?"
Princess Iron Fan asked with a concerned expression.The Bull Demon King couldn't help but say: "I know that your uncle is terrible, and you still go to him for trouble, aren't you boring." ”The red boy half-cried and said, "If he makes a move, I will not be able to admit it anymore, but I am so much cleaned up by a bird." ”The couple was stunned, no wonder this expression, it turned out to be a bird to clean up.The Bull Demon King had no choice but to comfort: "Don't talk about you, didn't you hear it too?"
”"That dignified Jade Emperor, the lord of the fairy world, was not cleaned up by a cat."
So relatively speaking, you are nothing.The red boy couldn't bear it at all, and cried: "But I let the bird clean it up with saliva." ”The Bull Demon King's eyes widened: "Cleaned you up with saliva?"
”The two couples were a little confused, what the hell is this?
When the red boy saw his parents with such expressions, he wanted to die, and he really couldn't see anyone."
Son, you said, why did the bird clean you up with saliva."
In this regard, the Bull Demon King is really curious, his son's skills are not small, plus he has the supreme power of Samadhi True Fire, he is really a character who can walk sideways, how can he let a bird clean it up with saliva.The red boy really wanted to die in his heart, and scolded: "You fed the pig with your brain, how can you use it, you can't spit." ”The two couples were dumbfounded at the moment, spitting, just spitting, and cleaned up their powerful son, which is a bit too incredible.Alas, no wonder, we are not dead, but he has a dead face or something.This kind of thing, no one can withstand it.This is really unconvincing, why is even a bird so unscientific, he is comparable to the son of the Immortal Emperor, and he was cleaned up by a bird with spit."
Son, have you really burned with samadhi?"
Red Boy looked at the Bull Demon King with an idiotic look and said, "You were cleaned up by others with saliva, will you not fight with him?"
”The Bull Demon King suddenly became a little embarrassed, of course he understood what his son meant: "So, if you use it, it's still ......." ”The princess of the iron fan was a little distressed, and she used the Samadhi True Fire, but she was still cleaned up, it was really too much."
It's still a fart."
The red boy scolded: "It's like a bullshit, and it was spit out by the bird." ”"Even in the end, when I wanted to fight hard, I was cleaned up by a mouthful of saliva."
In other words, the bird, from beginning to end, only used spit?
The Bull Demon King looked at his son with a surprised face, this is really terrifying, just spitting, and cleaned up his son.The red boy nodded with red eyes, which was also the most unacceptable thing for him."
Dog thing, it's too much of a bully, go, son, I'll go with you and ask for justice."
Princess Iron Fan really feels sorry for her son.The Bull Demon King was a little embarrassed: "Son, why the hell, you are being bullied like this?"
”Don't ask clearly, the Bull Demon King really doesn't want to go to the door, when the time comes, he will fight, he can't beat it, and he will lose money, then he will be embarrassed to death.Princess Iron Fan glared at him: "No matter what, he is an uncle, and he can't bully his own children like this." ”Red Boy remembered something at this time: "Actually, I haven't seen him from beginning to end. ”The couple was stunned, no one saw it, why were you picked up by such an inappropriate person."
It's actually my fault, it's my fault."
At this time, the red boy finally realized why he was bullied so much."
What did you do?"
The Bull Demon King asked.Red Boy lowered his head: "Because I couldn't find him, I went to his house, arrested his grandfather, and tried to use his grandfather to force him out, and then, the bird ......." ”The Bull Demon King couldn't help but cover his head, looked at his child and said, "If you do this, I won't have the face to see anyone, let alone seek justice for you." ”Princess Iron Fan opened her mouth, and she didn't know what to say, her son's approach was indeed excessive, and it was no wonder that people didn't leave any affection.Soon, this matter spread all over the world, and everyone knew that Hao Lan was the reincarnation of the Monkey King, and he left many followers, all of which were very amazing, suspected to be Huai Sheng, or above.When Erlang God got the news, he couldn't help but laugh dumbly, he was also self-inflicted, and people didn't have to worry about him at all.And with Hao Lan's retreat, it will be half a year after the closure, and this matter will slowly fade away, and no one will come to test it, no way, any backhand is so terrifying, and it is a fart to be tempted.At the same time, Tingting took Xiao Hei to Hao's house, and before she arrived, Old Man Hao greeted her.“…… Grandfather....... ”After some greetings, Old Man Hao took Tingting into the house, and Xiao Hei, who had been staying in her arms, jumped on the back of the big yellow dog, and the white bird fluttered beside and played with Xiao Hei.Seeing this, how could Tingting not understand that the three little guys, a cat, a dog and a bird, obviously knew each other, and they were still very familiar with each other, because except for Hao Lan, Tingting had never seen it, and Xiao Hei would be close to her.This made Tingting a little puzzled, Hao Lan told her that Xiao Hei was when he was chasing zombies, and when he saw that he was seriously injured, he couldn't bear to pick them up and raise them, so there was no reason to know them.After chatting for a while, the old man finally couldn't help it: "Tingting, my Hao Lan, what's going on with you?"
”Tingting frowned before she said, "I guess he met my ...... in order to destroy his fate and travel to the past." ”After chatting for a while, the old man knew a rough idea, and he was a little confused about it, this kind of thing is actually too mysterious, and it is a little difficult to sort it out.Just the matter of crossing, in the old man's opinion, is very contrary to common sense, to give the simplest example, modern people learn how to invent papermaking from books, after he crossed, in ancient times passed down papermaking.The question is, who invented this papermaking technique, he learned it from books, but what is recorded in the book is passed down after he travels.This is where the contradiction lies, which becomes that papermaking seems to have appeared out of thin air, he learned it from books, but what is written in books is invented by him after he crossed over.However, cultivating immortals and immortality, these have become a reality, and other problems are nothing.As soon as the Ziyun Fairy returned home, the elders surrounded her, saying that she, the granddaughter-in-law of the genuine Hao family, would really be robbed if she didn't come to the door again."
At the beginning, you begged for a share, but now that you have divided it, and you want to regret it, there is such a good thing in the world."
The Purple Cloud Fairy glared at the elders and said, "Whoever of you wants to go again, whoever goes, was beaten to death by his family's holy bird and holy dog, don't blame me for not reminding you." ”The elders suddenly wilted, thinking of the fact that the red boy was bullied by the birds, and that one still had the courage to go to the door, the red boy's great magical powers, all like that, they went, maybe what would happen.Dispersing a group of elders, the Purple Cloud Fairy frowned and looked in the direction of the Hao family; "Ren Tingting, you are an old woman, you are a hundred years old, why are you not ashamed, and you went to Hao's house alone."
A few days later, Tingting acted like a hostess, controlling the life of the Hao family, and doing everything herself.Seeing this, Old Man Hao was quite satisfied, the only pity was that his grandson did not return, otherwise, it would be really complete if he got married quickly."
Brother and sister Tingting, meet again."
The Bull Demon King came to the door with his wife, and the red boy did this kind of thing, how could he do it without coming to apologize.Tingting greeted them with a smile and led them to the old man."
Grandpa Hao, let's accompany you for our son."
The couple bowed heavily, full of sincerity.The old man hurriedly said: "It's me who should apologize, it's too much." ”The Bull Demon King glanced at the cats, dogs and birds playing on the side, and his heart couldn't help but be furious, it seems that these cats, dogs and birds are all big guys."
No, no, no, actually......
The lesson is right. ”For a while, the Bull Demon King didn't know what to call them, what the old man could call them, he didn't dare.The old man knew his embarrassment, so he changed the topic and chatted about family life, and after a while, when it came to the meal, after eating together, the Bull Demon King and his wife, under the send-off of Tingting, went out of Hao's house.At the door, Tingting said: "Whether it's fluttering, rhubarb or little black, in fact, no one can control them, they shoot, heavy hand, or light hand, no one can control it." ”So, that's not what I meant, not what Grandpa meant, and not what he meant.The Bull Demon King nodded: "Brother and sister Tingting, don't worry, that kid in my family, I won't dare in the future." ”Tingting nodded, made a bow gesture, and turned back.Princess Iron Fan sighed, "That's right, in fact, except for your brother, I'm afraid no one has instructed them." ”"Commanding?"
The Bull Demon King sneered: "That's at least a quasi-saint, who in the world has that qualification, even if he is a saint." ”"Yes, that's the best existence in the world."
Princess Iron Fan nodded.The flash disappeared, and after a while, they returned home, and as soon as the couple returned, the red boy stepped forward and asked, "How is it?"
”The Bull Demon King glanced at his son and said, "Fortunately, you didn't do too much last time, otherwise, you wouldn't know how to die if you really died." ”Red Boy lowered his head: "I'm sorry......." ”Princess Iron Fan patted her son on the shoulder and sighed: "Son, you have to remember the lesson of this time, otherwise we may not be able to protect you if you make trouble again." ”"That's right."
The Bull Demon King looked directly at the red boy: "Do you know what we found when we went this time?"
”The red boy looked at his parents: "Have you found another existence similar to that bird?"
”The Bull Demon King nodded heavily: "When we got there, we found that in addition to the bird and the cat, there was also a big yellow dog, looking at their appearance, they definitely had the same origin, they were acquainted with each other." ”"You mean, that big yellow dog might be too?"
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The red boy looked shocked."
Not a possibility, but a certainty."
The Bull Demon King said with great certainty: "A supreme existence like them, if it weren't for the same existence, how could they be together." ”"Have you seen a few saints, do you call people other than them Daoists?"
No, because only the same saint can be qualified to let them call him a Taoist friend, even if it is the Buddha who claims to be equal to everyone in the world, he has always been high.()