In the cinema, the people who watch movies are not only ordinary audiences, but also professional film critics.They have much more to see than the eyes of ordinary people, and at the same time they are more professional.I found a place to sit down, and it didn't take long for the video to start playing.He Chunming was idle and bored, and was ready to take out his mobile phone and knock a few games to pass the time, a game of twenty minutes, at most five or six rounds of the movie will be over."
Don't you like watching Fang Jing's movies?"
When his girlfriend saw him take out his mobile phone, she asked dissatisfiedly, "If you don't like it, don't force it." ”"Why!
I'm afraid of being disturbed, so take it out and shut it down!
”With a strong smile on her face, how dare He Chunming say half a word, Fang Jing is her idol.Looking at the best friend next to her, the girl turned her head and whispered, "When they leave in a while, let's watch it again!"
”"ShhhhhShocked by his spirit, He Chunming nodded knowingly, and subconsciously touched the ID card in his pocket, did it finally come in handy?
Fang Jing is actually not so annoying!
At the beginning of the film, a few blood-red characters floated by in embarrassment.Director Xu Zheng, starring Fang Jing, Xu Zheng.......
"Boss, when will I be paid?"
It's almost the New Year, so give some money and go home for the New Year, right?
”"Yes, boss, I'm still waiting for my money at home, please do it and settle your salary."
At the beginning of the picture, it is almost the New Year, a group of workers are asking the boss for wages, it is hard to imagine that this is the attitude of the debtor, and the words are so low, that they almost kneel.It is said that it is the uncle who owes money, and his name is well deserved.The film critic nodded silently, picked up the small notebook in his hand and wrote down the first two words of the tragedy.Judging from the trailer released by the previous people in Embarrassment, this is a comedy, but the beginning of the film is not very festive, but a little sad.Is this a social phenomenon of implication?"
You just force me to death and I don't have any money, I also have a family, I also have someone to support, and my project payment has not been settled, I will give you money, who will give me money?"
The boss's mouth is not ordinary, and the workers were stunned for a long time after a set of truths, and they couldn't speak for a long time, and in the end they may have a bad conscience, leaving a bunch of IOUs from others to him, a total of 80,000 yuan, which were distributed to the workers and let them ask for it themselves.After going out, the boss got into a Mercedes and drove away.The boss who sits in a Mercedes-Benz, in a suit and leather shoes, and has a female secretary by his side at any time, can't even take out 80,000 yuan, which is very ironic.In the first eight minutes, there was no laughter in the movie theater, but it was a little depressed, and many people wanted to leave.It's almost the New Year, why do you want to have fun watching the movie, and you have tears streaming down your face?
Do you want to be sadistic yourself?
In the theater, someone started whispering."
I came here to watch Fang Jing, I didn't expect it to be this kind of movie, it's not funny at all.""
I think it's good, the story is very interesting, if it wasn't for your reminder just now, I wouldn't have paid attention to Fang Jing.""
Is Fang Jing mistaken, isn't it a good comedy?
This is just a tragic film, will it be that the workers will be asked for wages and their legs will be broken, and then the relevant departments will intervene to solve it, and everyone will be happy?
”Not only the audience is skeptical, but several film critics also have this idea, and Cao Yanjiang is one of them.However, she thinks differently from the audience, she carefully studied the trailer before coming, and this is indeed a comedy.The previous salary negotiation is estimated to be just a foreshadowing, and the joke should be on the way to ask for salary.In the tenth minute, after some discussion, Niu Geng, a worker played by Fang Jing, decided to take all the IOUs to Shacheng, thousands of miles away, to ask for wages.The others are all forty or fifty years old, fifty or sixty years old uncles and uncles, they have no culture, they can't go so far at all, and they don't know how to find people.He was the youngest of the gang and had the most travelers.In order to get the money quickly, Niu Geng was ready to take a luxury and take a plane to Shacheng."
Hahaha!!!"
At the airport, seeing the conversation between Niu Geng and the security inspectors, the audience covered their faces and cried and laughed."
This is really a talent, taking a plane to ask people whether to take a ticket or stand a ticket.""
My brother is a ruthless man, and he carries pots and pans and kitchen knives.""
I just want to ask how you drink so much milk, don't you throw up?"
The film critic in the front row nodded in satisfaction, smiled and wrote down the reason for the laugh in his small notebook.After getting on the plane, Niu Geng kept laughing, first he was too boring, and asked the family to open the window for him, and then he was about to vomit, Xu Zheng played Li Chenggong who was about to hand him a bag, and when he turned his head, Niu Geng swallowed all the milk in his mouth.In the theater, everyone swallowed a mouthful of saliva, feeling a little disgusting in addition to being funny.Knowing that the movies are all fake, seeing that the things that are spit out can still be swallowed, it is definitely a fierce blow to the vision."
I'm going down, stop me!"
The plane flew to a high altitude, Niu Geng was strange again, shouting to go down, Li Chenggong, who was sitting next to him, explained impatiently, how can this special stop when it flies into the sky?
You're supposed to be a bus, huh?
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the flight attendant shouting, and there was an air flow ahead, and the plane returned the same way.Niu Geng, who didn't have a plane, transferred to the train, and happened to meet Li Chenggong again, and the two were on the same road, but they didn't expect the two of them to meet scalpers and buy fake train tickets.The money is spent, not to mention that there is no heating!
Take the bus, the bus is broken, stay in a hotel, be locked out of the door in the middle of the night, finally won the lottery and won the trolley, and the road turned over.Niu Geng's crow mouth is very smart, and Li Chenggong, who followed him along the way, is very guilty, and he is the one who is injured every time.This embarrassing journey is very funny, with an average of one laugh in five minutes, and the audience's mouths have not closed since the airport, and some even laugh to tears.The final result of the film is also very warm, Li Chenggong did not divorce his original partner, and Niu Geng also got his salary.When the two met again, their clothes changed, and Niu Geng fulfilled his dream and opened a cake shop."
The story is simple but not vulgar, it has a certain reflective significance, the comedy effect is excellent, the actors' performances are perfect, and the box office is full of potential, it is a dark horse, with a box office of at least 500 million, and it is scored eight points overall!"
After looking at the audience's reaction, the film critic took note of this passage and left.Twelve o'clock in the evening, in front of the cinema."
Xiao Ming, it's all at this point, I may not be able to go back.""
It's okay, I brought my ID."
Hehe smiled, He Chunming took out the ID card that had been prepared a long time ago.Now it's just the two of them, and my girlfriend's best friend has long since left, and finally no one bothered her.Blushing, the girl smiled, "Are you prepared?"
”Touching the ID card in the bag, the girl didn't tell her about this kind of thing, it was just in case, but now it seems that it is not needed."
That's, I've been waiting for this day for a long time, let's go, baby, I'm going to stay all night tonight."
Impatient, He Chunming took a taxi, came to an Internet café in ten minutes, skillfully turned on the computer, and League of Legends started.He is now a junior in college and met his girlfriend playing games, she is his master.Usually he has to go to school, but it is rare to have this opportunity, he and his girlfriend are going to join forces today and kill the chicken and dog opposite."
Hey, why aren't you online yet?
Don't have an ID card with you?
Open a temporary card?
”As soon as he turned around, He Chunming saw his girlfriend who stayed where he was, and thought she didn't bring her ID card.() Entertainment starts with variety shows