Similar to Zhao Lei's expectations, Wang Xiaomin successfully advanced in the fifth episode of the singer program, and it was not easy to defeat many senior singers and excellent peers all the way to this point.What awaits her next is the sixth issue, the seventh issue.As a reward for her hard work, twelve endorsements and six variety shows found her, and this year's schedule has been full.There was even a director who asked her to act in a TV series, but she didn't agree, she knew what she expected, and if she wanted to rap, she was exempted from being an actor.Not everyone can force a smile again and again in front of the camera, cry when they say they cry, and laugh when they say they laugh.October 1st, National Day, a large number of movies in the film market were released, Spring Festival, May Day, National Day, the three holidays are the most movies, and most audiences can enter the cinema to watch the movies quietly.On this day, many people came to the cinema, and on the poster, the sewing machine band was signed in several big characters, starring Nazha, Dapeng, and Qiao Shan."
It's Dapeng again, hasn't this guy been sprayed enough?
Dare to make a movie?
”"Come on, it's another bad movie, the last time I watched Pancake Man, I swore that I wouldn't watch a Dapeng movie in the future.""
Instead of wasting money, it's better to watch the shame and iron fist of twist."
In the cinema, there are not many people who are optimistic about Dapeng, and there are only a few viewers who have bought tickets for the sewing machine band, and many of these people are coming for Nazha.Others heard that Fang Jing also starred, so they came over to take a look at the first few paragraphs."
Hello everyone, my name is Hu Liang, my hometown is the beautiful small city of Ji'an, which is a rock city."
With the idea of trying it out, the audience bought tickets and entered the cinema, and the screen began with a schoolboy giving a speech on stage."
Where have you seen this man?"
In the Yanjing Cinema, Han Han wore a hat to watch the sewing machine band, and when he saw the host of the opening speech competition, he immediately felt familiar."
Isn't this a member of the Cobra Band?"
Hearing the whispering of the person next to him, Han Han reacted, no wonder it was familiar.Continue to watch, in the memories of primary school student Hu Liang, a broken guitar band appeared, four people, all with long hair, Nicholas Zhao Si, Christian Liu Neng, Johnny Song Xiaobao......
Seeing this band appear, the audience let out laughter for the first time.Han Han also pursed his lips and chuckled, but his smile was different from others, and the first thing he thought of when he heard the broken guitar band was beyond.In the early days, Huang Jiajian picked up a broken guitar band.In the opening three minutes, the camera was all spent in the speeches of the elementary school students, the speech ended, and the film officially began.In the bustling city, Cheng Gong played by Dapeng appeared, a middle-aged man in his thirties, with shoulder-length hair and pale gray hair, leaving the footprints of the years."
Is this an imitation of Xingye?"
In the audience, someone whispered."
No, Dapeng said that his idol is beyond, and Huang Jiajian also has this hairstyle."
At first glance, the hairstyle does look very similar to Xingye, but combined with the introduction and publicity of the film, I know that this is an imitation of beyond."
It's been three years, and after three years of rock and roll for you, you earned me seventy-six dollars, or after taxes, and now I can't afford to smoke."
When the agent Cheng Gong saw the artists under him, he first criticized it, and then asked a few big men to dance the dance of the Korean group girl.are all men in their thirties, who can learn from eighteen or nineteen-year-old girls to shake their waists and twist their butts, not to mention how embarrassing a few artists are, they are ashamed to stand and move, and they are ashamed to not move."
Brother Gong, we are rock singers, isn't it suitable for dancing?""
Rock?
Shake it or roll it, you guys do it yourself?
”found a lollipop and bit it, Cheng Gong hated that iron could not become steel."
Waste, it's all waste, you can't sing, you can't dance, don't sing in the future, I'll take you to South Korea, first plastic surgery, then the debut of the trainees, and then return to China for domestic sales."
As soon as Dapeng appeared, the audience's mouths never closed, listening to his arrangements one by one, many people couldn't cry or laugh."
God is so special that seventy-six yuan after tax, laugh at me, can seventy-six yuan pay taxes?""
Dapeng understands it very well, even knows plastic surgery, debut, and domestic sales, isn't it this routine in the stick country next door now?"
Hearing the laughter coming from all around, Han Han pondered, it seems that Dapeng has succeeded this time, if the audience doesn't laugh at an excellent comedy, is it still a comedy?
This time, he bought a ticket for the sewing machine band, mainly because he saw Fang Jing's Weibo promotion, and he came when he was idle.Not only did he buy a sewing machine band, but he also bought the Iron Fist of Shame.…… The picture came to the tenth minute, the second male appeared, Hu Liang opened the video, sang the adapted version of nothing, and looked for Cheng Gong, wanting to ask him to be his agent for a month.For 500,000 plastic surgery fees, Cheng Gong went to Ji'an.As soon as he got off the train, he was greeted by a wreath of the dead, and the primary school students beat gongs and drums, and the rhythm was also mournful, and they also sent him flowers, well, white as the main, yellow as the supplement, and purple as the embellishment.Those who don't know think it's the first seven.When he came to the repair shop, Cheng Gong planned to help Hu Liang choose a band, and the next day, there were three applicants."
Ahem, let's introduce ourselves first, shall we?"
After speaking, Cheng Gong turned his head and glanced at Hu Liang, as if to say that this is what you said There are a lot of people?
Holding the bottle and drinking a big wine, Nazha said lightly: "Ding Jianguo, bass player." ”"Ding......
Your name rings, what's going on with your legs?
”Super shorts, big white legs, Cheng Gong and Hu Liang secretly glanced at it several times.Although this leg is now wrapped in a strap, it does not prevent them from watching at all, but adds an inexplicable temptation."
Emotional wounds, white, thin and long, touch?""
Gollum."
Swallowing his saliva, Cheng Gong coughed lightly, "Let's do it another day." ”In the cinema, many old drivers smile that men understand, this lane is a bit secret, if it is not for the old drivers who have been driving for more than three years, I am afraid they can't understand it.The second applicant was a young man, dressed in tatters, "dynamite, drummer, bending and saving people, no skill pulling, come over to eat." ”"You're even louder."
The third applicant was an uncle, and without waiting for anyone to ask, he raised his hand: "Gao Hongjie, tractor driver, I'm here to repair the tractor." ”"Get out!"
With an irresponsible attitude, Cheng Gong helped Hu Liang take the two team members down, and the next day, Hu Liang took him to find the other team members, the little girl Xixi's father, and the guitar emperor.Many interesting things happened in the middle, the plot began to unfold, and there were more and more celebrity cameos, half of which were in Zhao's class, all of which were supported by obligations.In the small clinic of the guitar emperor Yang Shuangshu, he saw many guitars, Han Han's eyes lit up, he also played music, and his vision was higher than that of the general audience, so he could recognize these goods.All of them are either antique guitars or world-famous guitars, and I don't know where Dapeng found them, and he is greedy for many of them.The team members found all together to start rehearsals, the performances pulled people, a series of funny stories occurred, and the laughter in the movie theater never stopped, with an average of one laugh in four minutes.Seeing that the chorus was not hesitating at the end, Han Han couldn't laugh, Ye Shirong, Huang Guanzhong and others appeared, and they were inexplicably a little sour.() Entertainment starts with variety shows