Qiao Yang was speechless: "Where did you come from so many crooked reasoning?
”"Praise you."
Peng Xu said that he had booked Qiao Yang from now on, and Qiao Yang would be his special oil for grinding guns in the future.On the day of the parent-teacher meeting, Qiao Yang and the class leader, as the class teacher's right-hand men, naturally had to stay to help, but he was idle at the beginning of the meeting.He had to wait for his mother to come home with him, and he couldn't go for the time being, so he walked around the building a few times, and when he really had nothing to do, he went out for a walk.Thinking about blowing the wind, I saw Peng Xu not far from the front of the building, and there was a charming woman with curly hair and waist-length standing beside her.Without thinking about it, he went over to say hello, and said to Da Lang very politely, "Hello, Auntie." ”As soon as the big wave turned around, his smile flowed more than his hair.Qiao Yang exchanged a few words with her, and Peng Xu next to him was silent, like a telephone pole, with an expressionless face.Qiao Yang looked at him several times, but he didn't react at all.Without embarrassment, he said a few more words, and the big wave hand copied it into the coat pocket, said apologetically that there was a call to answer, and walked away.Qiao Yang thought, is it a stepmother?
Too young.He looked at Peng Xu's face, and he was embarrassed to talk more at the end.The big wave never came back.Qiao Yang accosted Peng Xu without words, saying that he was looking forward to the winter vacation, and he clocked in regularly for four months in exchange for a month of freedom, and he had to sleep for a few days to relieve his fatigue.Peng Xu said: "There is a difference between a holiday and a class. ”Qiao Yang said: "Yes, there is a little more homework, but you don't have to finish it in one day, you are too lazy to write and put it off for two days, and no one will collect the homework immediately." ”"If no one says it, you won't accept it, you have to write early and write late, it's better to go to class."
Qiao Yang glanced at him, thinking that it was right, just based on Peng Xu's performance in school, good guy, I want to listen to lectures, I want to doze off, pose in class, play missing after class, I have to be at ease and casually compared with vacation, there are so many good buddies in the outer class, I will go to the basketball court in a group at every turn, and I am too lazy to write my homework or forget to find Qiao Yang directly to copy it, the days are called leisurely and comfortable, but it is not much more comfortable than dealing with the exercise book with a dull head and distress.If Qiao Yang is him, Qiao Yang is reluctant to take a vacation."
But there is a Spring Festival during the winter vacation.""
The Chinese New Year is more annoying than homework."
Just like not liking holidays, Peng Xu also doesn't like the New Year.Qiao Yang didn't understand why: "How lively the New Year is, there are some things that you usually do, and some things you usually eat, but when you get to that day, you feel different from usual, and I can't tell what is different, anyway, it is easy to remember when I was a child." ”Peng Xu snorted absentmindedly: "You are an old fool every day, what can make you feel annoyed?"
”Qiao Yang thought about it, and he really couldn't think of anything in this world that made him feel upset.At this point, he follows his father, always positive and optimistic when encountering problems, and never bother, even if he is so hopeless and secretly in love with Peng Xu at the moment, he does not feel particularly uncomfortable.He probably has the spirit of Ah Q, or in his mother's words, he is a small sapling that encourages branches and sprouts, and the typical sun is shining when given a little sunshine.Even if he is occasionally lost, he can always quickly regain his spirits and continue to find various opportunities to get close to Peng Xu.Of course, this is his self-beautification, and according to Peng Xu's summary, I'm afraid he is thick-skinned and cheap, but he doesn't care.He said, "If you ignore me one day, I'll probably be a little annoyed." ”"I don't want to pay attention to you, you're so useful."
Qiao Yang really convinced Peng Xu, the first half of the sentence made his little heart just flutter, and the second half of the sentence made him almost angry."
You praise people, ordinary people really can't stand it.""
You're not an ordinary person.""
So what kind of person am I?""
I won't tell you, if you're a woman, I'll soak you."
Peng Xu's serious words are no more than three sentences.Qiao Yang twitched the corners of his mouth: "That's it?"
”"Not enough?""
I wonder if I have to thank you.""
You feel free."
Qiao Yang noticed that Peng Xu always groped in his pockets when he spoke, and asked him if he wanted to smoke?
Peng Xu said no, just a subconscious action, while taking out a box of mints and asking Qiao Yang if he ate it.Of course Qiao Yang eats it, and he has to taste the taste that Peng Xu likes.This taste, the wind in his mouth is straight, and it is still a super cool northwest wind!
At this time, the two of them were sneaking to the laboratory building, and they were about to turn back, and Qiao Yang patronized the "sizzle......
Sizzle......
"I was angry, I didn't pay attention at all, there was a square brick under my feet that was half cocked, and my steps were staggering, and I was almost a big horse."
Fortunately, he was quick, and reflexively pulled Peng Xu's coat and hat.Peng Xu walked in front of him with a good look, and was coldly pulled by him, thinking that the danger was coming, and instinctively flashed to the side.It didn't matter if it was this flash, Qiao Yang's focus was off, and he stumbled twice and still didn't stand.This series of actions is described as verbose, but it is actually a reaction within a second or two, Peng Xu didn't even understand what was happening, and when he came back to his senses, he saw Qiao Yang kneeling beside him with his hands on the ground, and he was subconsciously dodging, and he was lifting the outer leg to prevent him from stepping on something.Qiao Yang knocked this unprepared, his hands and knees hurt, and he thought that Peng Xu had to help him, but Peng Xu was fine, not only did he not help, but haha was happy."
Are you still a little bit human?"
Qiao Yang said, "I almost arched my head to the ground, and you still laughed." ”Peng Xu asked him not to get up in a hurry, and to appreciate the shadow under the street lamp first.Qiao Yang tilted his head inexplicably and immediately stopped moving.He saw that the shadows of the two were stacked together at a very subtle angle, and if he had to express it, he was kneeling on the ground as a cow and a horse, and Peng Xu stepped on him proudly.Don't let people live!
In a few seconds, Qiao Yang's mind stretched out at least four or five follow-ups that he was looking forward to.He knew that those scenes would never occur between him and Peng Xu, but this process of lust made him feel extremely excited.From this fantasy of self-contempt, he can experience the pleasure that he can't experience at any other time, including watching the dream of watching the movie.He couldn't tell the reason for this excitement, but he couldn't control it.Hearing Peng Xu say that he should take a photo as a souvenir, he woke up and said incorrectly: "What are you doing, be nervous!"
”Hurry up and get up."
What are you ashamed of?"
Peng Xu deliberately reached out and touched his face like a flirtatious one, "It's so hot, you're really shy?"
”Qiao Yang only now found out that it was more torturous to think about "want" but pretend to be "don't" than to think "don't" and say "want".The unfinished energy is mentioned!
He thought that this scene was over, but he would have met an eventful third pair of eyes, hidden in the corner, just in time to catch a glimpse of Peng Xu's shadow teasing him when he got up.The elongated shadow increased the height difference between the two, and the sudden eye slammed into the arms of a short man like a tall man.The third pair of eyes only heard Peng Xu's voice, and thought that Peng Xu and an unknown girl were secretly dating.It was originally gossip, but after a holiday and then school, the whole class knew that Peng Xu had kissed a girl outside the classroom of the parent-teacher conference at the end of last semester.Some gossips asked him who the girl was, from the outside of our class?
Peng Xu teased them, saying that it was close at hand.They guessed, but they didn't guess it all afternoon, and said that it must be from an out-of-town job, Peng Xu was not interesting enough, and he had an underground affair.After listening to the ridicule a lot, Peng Xu was also annoyed, so he simply said bluntly that there was no woman from beginning to end, and that was the school committee of our class.The gossipy one said, "You fart, why are you holding the school committee?"
Why should the People's School Committee let you hug. ”Peng Xu said: "Why can't the school committee hold it?
Don't talk about the school committee, if you want me to hug me, I can reluctantly come to it. ”As soon as he finished saying this, he overturned it again, saying that people did not meet his requirements.What did the man say you wanted?
Peng Xu looked at him: "I can't hold your waist, you run for two hundred pounds, right?"
”The onlookers were in an uproar, and Qiao Yang couldn't hold back his laughter.Peng Xu hooked his hand and asked him to come over, then hugged him, and announced to the class that from now on, the school committee will be his person, and follow him.It was so shocking that Qiao Yang's cheeky people couldn't speak.The little fat man who gossiped coaxed and said What's the matter, dare to become your daughter-in-law?
Peng Xu said: "Yes, my people, I will hug them every day in the future." ”The more fanfare there is in Chapter 14, the more no one takes this seriously, and they all joke with Peng Xu.There are even more idle and bored people who love to tease, obviously seeing Peng Xu in his seat, he had to run to Qiao Yang around a corner and mutter: "Eh, where is your husband?"
”Qiao Yang's face was annoyed, complaining that they were talking and talking endlessly, but in fact, his heart was already beautiful, and he wished they could coax them a few more words.He just has such a private and beautiful fantasy, Peng Xu can't really fall in love with him anyway, even if he lives this false fame addiction, he can't lose a piece of Peng Xu's meat.After all, this title was taken by Peng Xu himself, and he didn't recognize it?
Peng Xu really didn't deny it, not only did he not deny it, but he also emphasized that Qiao Yang was his eldest wife, and he might have a second wife and a third wife in the future, don't call it a fork.Qiao Yang was even more sick now.He thought, what is the eldest wife, isn't that the wife?
What two of three, isn't there still yet, and there won't be eighty percent in the future, Peng Xu doesn't have this leisure and leisure, that is, he is in a hurry, and in the end he is not the only one?
He was so content with this treatment.The "daughter-in-law" did not scream in vain, and the relationship between the two became close at a speed that Qiao Yang couldn't believe it, so close that as long as he didn't play after school, Peng Xu would take the initiative to ask him to go together, and he was no longer flattered at every turn.It seems that his relationship with Peng Xu has been separated from his classmates and even buddies, and is different from everyone else.Not to mention how happy he is, Qiao Yang goes to school all day like a honeymoon.The two of them also had to send messages on the weekend holiday to chat a few words, although most of them were Qiao Yang's initiative, at least Peng Xu no longer perfunctory him, "Are you so idle?"
”Finish.What's even happier is that he can finally watch Peng Xu play as a good buddy.He hugged Peng Xu's clothes, handed tissues, and screwed the bottle cap for Peng Xu to send drinks.Peng Xu was very arrogant, sometimes he drank the bottle, and when he saw that Qiao Yang still had it, he took it and drank it directly, without feeling awkward at all.One day in early April, Qiao Yang went to see Peng Xu play again after school, but unfortunately the weather was not good, and the wind picked up after not playing for a while, and everyone went back to their respective homes.Still caught up with the tail of the evening rush hour, Qiao Yang, as before, leaned against the subway door on the side that did not open, and Peng Xu stood diagonally next to him.There are many people, and the two face each other, and their legs and feet will inevitably bump into each other.In addition, Peng Xu is half a head taller than Qiao Yang, and occasionally wants to say something in the noisy carriage, Peng Xu is okay if he doesn't move, but whenever he moves forward, Qiao Yang greets him satisfied, and the posture of the two is really like a little couple biting their ears.But today Peng Xu didn't speak, he didn't even look at his mobile phone, he kept his eyes closed and confused as if he was very sleepy, leaning on the railing and swaying with the carriage moving.Qiao Yang used to always like to find opportunities to get close to him, smelling the smell of sweat after his exercise, Peng Xu always said to him: "Why are you so close to me, I am sweating." ”"I just like the smell and smell the urge to move."
Actually, he had an impulse somewhere below, but he didn't dare to say that.He didn't have to bother today, Peng Xu himself hung his head and pierced in his direction, and almost kissed his hair several times.Catching up with a bump, Peng Xu's lips finally rubbed against the tip of his nose.He was so excited that he choked up, but Peng Xu woke himself up because of this, and squinted at the stop indicator: ", I've sat down, and you don't call me." ”Patronizing and immersed in happiness all the way, Qiao Yang completely forgot about this stubble, causing Peng Xu to turn back and sit on the ground several times.Until he went home, Qiao Yang was reminiscing about this "kiss", and after taking a shower, he couldn't help but send a message to Peng Xu.However, he didn't wait for a reply all night, and Peng Xu didn't even come to school the next day.When Qiao Yang went to the office to hand in his homework, he asked the head teacher, and the head teacher said that Peng Xu had a fever and asked for leave.Qiao Yang realized that Peng Xu was probably uncomfortable last night, or he was so unenergetic on the subway.Now that I think about it, that "kiss" is indeed quite warm.During the big recess, he hid in the corner of the back of the building to call Peng Xu, but no one answered several calls.In the afternoon, Peng Xu's news came, saying that he didn't hear the phone when he slept in the morning, and said that he knew that it was class time, so Qiao Yang had something to send a message to.Qiao Yang rarely looked at his mobile phone in class, stared at the teacher, and took the time to say to Peng Xu: [Are you better?
Did you sweat yesterday and let the wind blow. 】Peng Xu: [The fever has subsided, it's fine.] 】Qiao Yang: [Your seat was empty in the morning, and I thought you would have to be half a late for another class.] 】After a few small talks, Peng Xu sent the longest message he could send so far.Normally, with such a large number of words, he must have to pronounce because he is too lazy to type, and today is to take care of Qiao Yang's class.He said: [It's also evil, usually I always listen to you verbosity, I think you talk too much, I don't listen to you for a day, and I'm a little unaccustomed to it. 】Qiao Yang didn't care if the teacher looked at him anymore, he was so beautiful on the table that he couldn't suppress the corners of his mouth, and said: [I can't listen to it on the weekend. 】Peng Xu: [You haven't sent much news?
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】Qiao Yang replied with a shy and cute expression, and said shamelessly: [I'll just think you're missing me, I'll go see you tomorrow, right?]
Anyway, there will be no classes tomorrow and Saturday. 】It is estimated that he thought about it for a while, and after a while Peng Xu replied: [Don't forget to bring me your homework and notes. 】Chapter 15 When Qiao Yang arrived at Peng Xu's house the next day, he was just in time for Peng's father to go out, and it seemed that he had a job, dressed in formal clothes, and he didn't rest on the big weekend.He said that Peng Xu was upstairs, just got up, let Qiao Yang sit casually, you're welcome.Qiao Yang was never afraid to deal with his elders, even if Peng Xu brushed his teeth and disappeared again after only a shake at the staircase, he didn't feel uncomfortable being alone with Peng's father.A good student like him is especially liked by adults.After chatting for about ten minutes, Peng Xu hadn't finished his rubbing, and Peng's father was in a hurry and went upstairs to call his son.When the two of them came down, Qiao Yang heard Peng Xu say, "Don't let her come, I can't starve myself." ”Peng's father said that it was okay, and told Peng Xu to pay attention to his throat and eat something light with Qiao Yang.Qiao Yang estimated that the "she" in Peng Xu's mouth was still referring to the big waves he saw on the day of the parent-teacher meeting.Don't you look at it like a stepmother?
He looked around the house at this time, and found that it was neat and tidy, but there was indeed no trace of the hostess, the house was cold and hard, unlike his home, and his mother was taking care of it at a glance, why didn't he pay attention to it last time?
As soon as Peng's father walked on the front foot, Qiao Yang consciously picked up his schoolbag and prepared to go upstairs, Peng Xu leaned on the sofa and called him "eh" and asked him why he was going?"
Didn't you ask me to make up for you?""
In the afternoon, I'll watch the game first."
Peng Xu said, reaching for the remote control on the coffee table.Qiao Yang came down the stairs again, sat back on the sofa, listened to Peng Xu's throat cough uncomfortably, and he asked Peng Xu if he wanted to drink water?
Peng Xu stared at the game in full swing, and said without turning his head: "Thank you." ”Qiao Yang intimately poured a cup of warm water and served it to him, he poured it out in a few sips, and handed the empty cup the same way, obviously the coffee table was in front of him, and it was really Qiao Yang who came to serve him.It's also Qiao Yang, who is so happy to be called, so he doesn't treat himself as an outsider, and he has to ask again after taking the water cup: "Do you still drink?"
”Peng Xu didn't like to talk when he watched the game, and Qiao Yang was not easy to mix, so he was next to the side with his heart.The winner was not decided until half past twelve in overtime, and Peng Xu asked him what he wanted to eat.He hadn't come up with a reason yet, Peng Xu took his chin and nodded at him, saying that he was here, why didn't he go to his grandmother's house for a spin?"
My grandmother's house is several miles away from here, I'll go up there and do it-" Suddenly, he stopped, and then looked at Peng Xu with an expression of no surprise."
You already knew?"
Peng Xu pointed in the direction of the kitchen and let him experience it on his own.Qiao Yang walked back in two steps, looked at the window, and the northeast corner was the gate where he entered the community.When he was making nonsense, he only paid attention to the road under his feet, ignoring the height of the floor, thinking that Peng Xu couldn't see where he came in, but in fact, he could see it at a glance."
I saw you from upstairs last time."
Peng Xu said.Qiao Yang was dumbfounded for a while: "Then why didn't you ask me why I lied to you?"
”"Where you're from doesn't affect me anyway.""
Hey, that's a rare reaction.""
It's rare to toss yourself and make it easier for others to do without you."
Qiao Yang smirked: "I actually......
I just said it casually at the time, but then I didn't know how to explain it, so I was wrong.But our house is not far from here, it's okay, and it's not a toss-up to come over. ”Peng Xu said: "The toss is also your own doing, and I don't stipulate how long you have to come to the door, and you are not delivering takeaways." ”Speaking of takeout, both of them were hungry and discussed ordering lunch.said that it was a discussion, but in fact, it was exactly what Peng Xu proposed, and Qiao Yang unconditionally agreed, which was very supportive.After eating and drinking, Peng Xu was finally willing to shift his energy to the textbook.He didn't sit honestly either, saying that his head was stuffy, and he was crooked at the end of the bed holding up his notes, so he had to let Qiao Yang rub his temples while talking about example questions."
You don't have a headache at all when you watch the game in the morning, and you can't get anywhere when you read the book, so pretend to be garlic!""
What did you say in the message before you came in the morning?
Take care of me in all aspects, just take care of me?
”"So what's going on?
I still have to rub your shoulders and pinch your feet?
”These words can be regarded as a wake-up call for Peng Xu, and he immediately nodded and ordered: "Come the same, Qiao promised." ”Qiao Yang especially enjoyed Peng Xu's teasing of him with this kind of tone, but he was worried that he was too willing, Peng Xu felt that he was sick, so he always had to choke Peng Xu on the face, but the fact was that he was happy to serve others well.Looking at the notes, the two of them could still ask and answer at first, and while talking, Peng Xu didn't move.Qiao Yang looked at it, good guy, people closed their eyes, and he spent half a day coaxing Peng Xu to sleep.Qiao Yang tiptoed to get ready to leave, but he was reluctant, it was really rare to see Peng Xu who was so expressionless and quiet.He was stunned for a while, and even had the urge to kiss him on the face, but unfortunately his courage was puffed up and puffed up, and he still didn't dare.Ruthlessly moved away, Peng Xu suddenly stretched out his hand to drag him, and said "um" in a sleepy voice: "Why are you going?"
”Startled Qiao Yang."
You're not asleep, are you?""
Who said I slept, keep talking."
After two minutes of continuing, Peng Xu's eyelids began to fight again.Qiao Yang said, "If you are sleepy, you can sleep for a while." ”Peng Xu sat up and said, "Don't deprive me of my right to study." ”Qiao Yang couldn't cry or laugh: "I won't fall asleep when I watch you." ”Peng Xu said: "I want to sleep even more when I watch a movie." ”"You can't be too much masturbation last night, and now you're out of energy, right?""
You know again."
Qiao Yang was really shocked: "You are not idle when you have a fever, you don't fall for a day, right?"
”"It depends on the feeling, the feeling comes three times a day, and I don't want to feel it for a week."
Peng Xu was serious and talked about business, but Qiao Yang was a little embarrassed to hear it, and muttered: "Three meals a day, should you eat?"
”Peng Xu said: "Eating color is also human nature. ”He also said that he was playing with himself, and he hadn't tried other people's hands yet.Qiao Yang subconsciously looked at his hand when he heard this, and he caught a glimpse of Peng Xu's gaze also staring at the same position, and his frightened little heart almost didn't jump.What was even more shocking was that Peng Xu suddenly grabbed his hand and turned it over to look at it.Of course, he was reluctant to pull it back, pretending to be indifferent and saying, "You don't want to try my hand, do you?"
”In fact, it is trying to instigate.Peng Xu shook his head: "Your hands are white, just this skinny, you are not a girl at first glance." ”Although he had long understood that Peng Xu and himself were not all the way, every time he heard and saw this kind of confirmation with his own ears, Qiao Yang was still disappointed.He withdrew his hand and said, "You can't think about anything else this day." ”Peng Xu changed his posture, put his arm under his head, and said, "It's not that I want to ponder, it's my brother who reacts, what can I do." ”Qiao Yang was speechless, thinking about it, who is not like this at this age?
He doesn't think about it all day.The slight difference is that his thoughts are not about release.But that doesn't mean he doesn't feel anything, doesn't react, doesn't mean he won't be stimulated.If he doesn't dream for a while, I'm afraid that Peng Xu can listen to him hard if he casually bursts a rude sentence, where does he have the qualifications to tease Peng Xu, at least Peng Xu is much more normal than him, he is not normal.Thinking so, he asked Peng Xu: "Then have you tried to use your left hand?"
It's not that changing to a non-dominant hand may feel similar to someone else's. ”Peng Xu said: "Didn't you notice that both of us are habitual?
”Qiao Yang was surprised: "I didn't see you writing with your left hand." ”"I don't use it much, I write slowly with my left hand."
Qiao Yang thought about it for a while, it seemed that Peng Xu was used to his left shoulder when he carried his schoolbag on one shoulder, and he seemed to use his left hand when he carried things......
Peng Xu said: "My playing hand is also the left hand, what do you see." ”Qiao Yang pursed his mouth, and said in his heart, of course I am looking at you, what else can I watch?
It's just that it's not always the hands that look at it.He pretended to be joking, "Why don't I really try my hand for you?"
”Peng Xu turned his face, looked at him for a while with a look of banter and regret in Qiao Yang's eyes, and said, ", Qiao Yang, if you are a woman, I really fall in love with you today, you are too good to be soaked." ”Qiao Yang couldn't describe the feeling in his heart, a little sour, a little confused, mixed with excitement and anticipation.He really wanted to say: Men are fine, if you mind that my hands are not like girls, mind that I don't have that kind of function, you can try the mouth, men and women, the mouth is always the same, right?
But he didn't dare, and he didn't dare to kill him, he said that he had to make Peng Xu's diaphragm a good one.Qiao Yang sighed to himself, and he didn't understand why he had to hang on Peng Xu's tree.Whether it is secretly obscene or simply liking boys, he has never been the only one he desires Peng Xu, he has never been moved by anyone other than Peng Xu, and he has never thought about it.He knew that he didn't have a chance to get in a pair with Peng Xu, and he didn't ask for this, he just wanted to be the special person next to Peng Xu.This kind of special is not necessarily "the most", but he can exclusively enjoy the side that Peng Xu will not show to others, or in other words, Peng Xu will never make requests to others, and he will meet them.Will there be such a position?
Chapter 16 One day half a month later, the English teacher was sick and took a leave of absence, and the first class in the afternoon was temporarily transferred to physics.Physics was divided into two sections, and Wei Changzai did not hesitate to take out one of them for a quiz.He has this habit, especially before the final exam, he always finds time to find a thorough feeling in the class.Today, there are two classes in a row, which is exactly what he wants, one is to write a paper and the other is to talk about a paper.The students complained, not only because the raid came too early, but also because the recess at this time must also be contributed to the on-site marking.A few boys who usually like to take the stubble do not give up, protesting and wailing one after another in the seats, making the last struggle for the class, soft grinding and hard soaking enough, but unfortunately it didn't work.Wei Chang on the podium was unmoved, holding the test paper in his hand, and replied unhurriedly: "I have made up my mind." ”It seems that no matter how good-tempered a teacher is, he or she does not belong to the same camp as the student.At present, the "vices" that all the old classes will be contaminated with Wei Changzai have not been left behind: dragging the classroom, nagging, occupying sub-subjects, using your words in the name of small talk, and appearing at the door of the classroom unconsciously at any time you can't think of......
And so on, it's called a simple way to learn.Everyone lamented that their Chang Zai had learned badly, and said that the nickname Peng Xu gave him was too prescient, how could it be seen that he would never return to this road!
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Qiao Yang prayed silently in his heart, hoping that he could get Peng Xu's scroll.However, it was so easy, just in time for the volume in the column where Peng Xu was assigned to his column, and the five people in front of him happened to not take Peng Xu's volume, it was difficult to think about it.However, he ignored that Peng Xu might have been able to get his test papers.- [This volume is a ...... like you] A line of pencil letters appeared at the bottom of the scroll, which gave him a hard lift.This font was too familiar, and he was full of commotion, suspecting that Peng Xu finally couldn't sit still enough to start teasing him, and it was hard to believe that there would be such good luck.His first reaction when he came back to his senses was to turn his head and go to Peng Xu.Peng Xu's face was uncertain, so the second monk looked at him like him, and his eyes were full of words: What do you think I do?
I don't have a step-by-step analysis on my face.Qiao Yang was confused, and said in his heart, is it wrong?
But except for Peng Xu, no one else would make such a joke with him.He was amazed, his eyes wandering on the paper, and another line of small words came into his sight, in the symmetrical position on the other side of the seam in the middle of the paper.- [You Virgo, you have obsessive-compulsive disorder. 】Hey!
How can this person write a word with a big pant!
No wonder there is an inexplicable ellipsis at the end of the sentence just now, and the second half of the dare is still waiting.Pretending to be good enough to act.locked up the suspect, but it was another wave of loss.It turned out that Peng Xu didn't mean to tease him, but he was just ridiculing him for his neat curls.Many teachers, including the head teacher, have specially praised and even exhibited Qiao Yang's test papers in class, saying that such a paper makes the marker feel refreshed when he looks at it, and in Peng Xu's mouth, this has become "like a place".It's really a shame that he thought of it and obeyed him.While sneering, Qiao Yang used his eyes as a grate, and he was itching to brush out a few more words of such ridicule.He's so cute!
After so many years of studying, the test paper analysis class has never been as exciting as it is today.In the blank space of a circuit diagram, he almost cried out.A cartoon version of the ......
Male organs?!
The following is followed by three words: "Do you like to eat?
】Not to mention the numbness in the palms of his hands, Qiao Yang couldn't step on his feet.He didn't realize how many times he had swallowed saliva, his heart was not in decline, and he was in a panic.But it wasn't uncomfortable, and he couldn't help but touch the hard-won taste for a while.It's cool, it's cool.It's addictive.Therefore, he did not rush to see Peng Xu.Fortunately, he was not in a hurry, otherwise Peng Xu would probably peek out something from his abnormal expression or eyes, those restrained emotions that he had been hiding.When he stabilized his mind a little, he thought that he was probably dazzled, no matter how Peng Xu didn't play according to the routine, he wouldn't catch any cards and play what cards.He took a deep breath and looked closer, but it didn't seem to be the organ he was familiar with, because of the difference in shape.Peng Xu asked him, "Do you like to eat?"
”It seemed to be something that could be eaten, but he couldn't tell what it was.He is too preconceived, and his eyes and heads are full of "bald monks", and he can't restore the original face of this painting.In his physics class, which he is best at, his mind was completely stumped by "an abstract bald monk who may belong to Peng Xu".He couldn't understand how his first reaction could be that thing.Oh my God, could it be that he thinks about it day and dreams at night, and it is the other way around him?
Recently, spring dreams have been frequent, and people are a little empty, and the dazzle is understandable.He's hopeless.But Peng Xu is really choked, what do you want to draw is clearly drawn, what kind of ambiguity is there?
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The whole one is misleading!
Empty rejoice.Qiao Yang turned his gaze helplessly and resentfully, but Peng Xu didn't wait for him, and lowered his head like a good student.Qiao Yang stared at him for more than a minute, and he didn't lift his face from the topic for a moment.Definitely on purpose!
Qiao Yang was even more panicked, and only arched his body more like a shrimp.Soon, he found Peng Xu's friendly hint in another caption in the volume.
-[Don't turn back at every turn, give me a good lecture...... or an ellipsis, he continued to look down according to experience, and sure enough, there was:-[I know that you can't control yourself, I'll take care of it for you, and now it's ......]
-[Sit up straight for me, look up, and then ......]
Qiao Yang's heart was hanging, and I don't know what surprise Peng Xu would throw him.This time it was a little far away, in a corner at the end of the volume, Peng Xu slapped him back to the real classroom with a word, and at the same time made the thing in his crotch that could always be alive regardless of time and place instantly become honest.Peng Xu wrote: [It's time to call you. 】Chapter 17 The moment he met the head teacher's eyes, Qiao Yang understood that the atmosphere was not good.It's also him who asked for it, and at this moment the heads of the whole class are brushing and brushing in the rolls, thinking about it, pretending to be garlic, and he is the only one who stands out from the crowd with his back on his back, and he is not ordered by anyone.The problem is that his mind has not been in class, he has not listened to the lecture at all, the papers have been turned wrong, where to answer which question and which step should be applied which formula.He stood up dumbfounded, dumbfounded.The head teacher asked him, "Why are you wrong about this question?"
”He only nodded his head.The head teacher asked the others again, saying who had done nothing wrong with this question, and stood up and talked about it.No one expected that the person who tutored the whole class in the end would be Peng Xu.After class, Qiao Yang immediately rushed out of his seat to find Peng Xu, not saying that he didn't understand very well in class, so he asked Peng Xu to explain it to him in detail.Peng Xu turned his pen with a smug face, reminding him that it was best to think about what kind of attitude it should be to ask for advice first.How could he still take care of it, he held back a class, and finally seized the opportunity, spread the roll on Peng Xu's desk, and asked "bald monk": "Can you tell me first, what are you painting?"
”Peng Xu glanced down and said, "I'll have breakfast today." ”"What?""
Fried eggs, haven't you eaten them?"
Qiao Yang almost bit his mouth: "No, your family is like this?"
”Besides, which one of the early shops has fried dough sticks that look like this?!"
One fritter and two eggs."
Peng Xu added solemnly, and asked, "What do you see?"
”It was so that Qiao Yang couldn't answer.Qiao Yang said, "Let's talk about the topic." ”Peng Xu said: "Your attitude is not good enough. ”Qiao Yang immediately gave up his hand: "Then trouble brother tell me about it?"
”"That's it?"
Peng Xu still didn't buy it, "It took two classes in a row to rest for so many ten minutes, you give me a reason, why should I play with you?"
”Qiao Yang was stunned for a moment: "You can't do it?"
”Peng Xu squinted at him: "It's too easy to touch the skin of the upper and lower mouths, it's not practical." ”Qiao Yang looked down at himself, the posture was as if he wanted to make a promise, and asked Peng Xu how he wanted him to actually.Peng Xu pushed him in disgust, and revealed his secret thoughts in one sentence: "How can you take advantage of it?"
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