"You're not the same beauty on the bus."
The trapeze recognized Yamayama, who he had seen on the bus a few days earlier, the girlfriend of the man who asked him philosophical questions.Why does the trapeze think that Shanshan and Zhu Cheng are girlfriends?
Because in this era, has he ever seen a beautiful young lady who got married so early?
There is no way, although Shanshan looks a lot older, she is beautiful and young, which can't help but make people think that she is still a young and invincible beautiful girl.No, she is a young and invincible beautiful girl (I was afraid that Zhu Cheng would beat me, so I had to change my words) "You kneel down for me." ”Wukong doesn't want to be implicated by Lu Xiaoqian, a stunned young man, you kid don't know what the background of other people, haven't you seen Maitreya, the fat monk, kneeling, why do people have no eyesight at all now?
In fact, it's not that Lu Xiaoqian doesn't have eyesight, but that modern society pays attention to the equality of everyone, even if it's only in the superficial sense, but kneeling and saluting or something, it really doesn't exist anymore.Lu Xiaoqian didn't have that consciousness at all, even if he knew that this beauty was very powerful."
Get up, I don't like people kneeling on me, after all, I'm not your grandmother."
Shanshan put away the sword and let a fat man and a monkey stand up, Lu Xiaoqian hasn't knelt down yet, so it goes without saying."
This weasel deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors, but he can't be spared easily."
Shanshan pointed to the Yellow Eyebrow King and said.King Huangmei's face turned green with fright, and he prostrated at Maitreya's feet, begging: "Master help, master help." ”Maitreya looked at the mountains and mountains, and then looked at the King of Yellow Eyebrows, and didn't know what to do for a while."
Buddha, if it's inconvenient for me to do it for you, watch me kill demons."
Wukong is going to beat him when he lifts the stick, anyway, if this Yellow Eyebrow King is a difficulty on the West Heaven Road, he will be killed now to avoid trouble in the future."
Wait, I have another way to punish you."
Maitreya couldn't bear the Yellow Eyebrow King to die in front of him, so he immediately stopped Wukong, but pointed at that hand and said 'now'.But I saw that the Yellow Eyebrow King shrunk from a human form to a weasel with a long tail in an instant, lying at Maitreya's feet in a daze, and then looked at Shanshan and the others with ignorant eyes.Maitreya's move not only made the Yellow Eyebrow King show his original form, but also erased all the memories and mana of the Yellow Eyebrow King, and now it is an ordinary weasel.Looking at the weasel, Maitreya remembered how he looked when he first met it.I also forgot why Maitreya Buddha entered a forest, and after walking a few steps, he heard someone calling for help.Maitreya Buddha followed the sound, but saw a weasel caught in the trap of the beast and caught the left hind leg, and there was a piece of meat on the ground next to his mouth."
Hahaha, you gluttonous little one."
Maitreya Buddha walked over with a smile, the whole person lay on the ground, and gently opened the trap for him, he was so fat that he couldn't bend down at all.No, he doesn't even have a waist.Maitreya Buddha struggled to get up, but did not leave, because the weasel had injured his leg and needed to be treated.At that time, he had gone down to the mortal world, so he had no spell, so he could only find some herbs from the mountains to treat the weasel's wounds.Maitreya Buddha did not stop in this forest, but took the weasel with him on the path of cultivation, although in the weasel's view, it was more accurate to beg for food.The weasel's leg was healed, but he was unwilling to leave, and accompanied Maitreya Buddha to the north and south, becoming a beautiful scenery on the road.It is a good weasel, and it is also trained to be a vegetarian, after all, Maitreya is a monk, and he can only be vegetarian.I don't know why, the king of yellow eyebrows at that time was like a glutton, and he didn't reject vegetarianism at all.After a few years, Maitreya passed away, and the weasel did not eat all day long, so he guarded Maitreya's corpse and did not let anyone approach, always stupidly thinking that Maitreya would come back to life, and finally starved himself to death in the arms of Maitreya Buddha."
Amitabha, you can be a boy with me in the future."
Because of this, King Huangmei, a weasel, actually entered the Buddhism gate, and he is also the future Buddha seat, talking about Nezha whose status is comparable to that of teaching.It's a pity that animals have pure hearts, but human hearts are complex.After the Huangmei King cultivated as an adult, he was unwilling to be lonely in the Leiyin Temple, stole the acquired seed bag and the golden cymbal of Maitreya Buddha and ran to the world, built a 'Little Leiyin Temple', and became a Buddha in it."
Go ahead."
With a wave of his hand, the weasel turned into a yellow light and entered the nearest forest.From now on, there will be no more King Yellow-eyebrow in the world, and there will only be one weasel."
It's not bad to go back to the basics and get back to their place."
This is what Zhu Cheng said, and he is no longer playing, and he, as the husband of the mountain, naturally wants to come out and show his face."
Meet......
Great Heavenly Venerable. ”Maitreya and Wukong wanted to bow down to Zhu Cheng again, but Zhu Cheng stopped them.Now that we are in the modern age, we should do whatever we can avoid."
Lu Xiaoqian, how does it feel to be Superman?"
Zhu Cheng ignored the two Buddhas, Maitreya and Wukong, and instead talked to Lu Xiaoqian, and couldn't help but make Maitreya and Wukong look at Lu Xiaoqian differently.But from beginning to end, this kid didn't see anything special, neither handsome, nor tall, but also poor, Wukong thought he was much better than him.But why, Da Tianzun didn't talk to me.If you can get in touch with the Great Heavenly Venerable, it will be much easier to learn the scriptures in the future, as long as you show the sentence "I am a monkey who has spoken to the Great Heavenly Venerable", all the demons, spirits, ghosts, and monsters within a hundred miles will disappear."
Very, very fulfilling.That's it, it's ......"
Lu Xiaoqian scratched his head."
What's it?"
Zhu Cheng asked with a smile."
It's just a little tired, I'm too busy to be alone."
Lu Xiaoqian said with some embarrassment.This is also true, although he has superpowers, he also has no doppelganger technique, and dozens of cases can occur every day in Beijing alone, and he can't run alone.Fortunately, now he can become a billionaire with this 'intellectual property' because of the advertising planning plan provided by the stupid girl, and then he can devote himself to the great cause of flying."
What's so hard about this, will there be two ready-made helpers soon?"
Zhu Cheng smiled and looked at Wukong and Maitreya Buddha."
Amitabha, good, good, purifying all sentient beings should be my Buddha."
Maitreya Buddha immediately agreed, he is the future Buddha, and this is the distant future, it should be manifested at this time and purify all sentient beings."
My old king is also willing, isn't it all about fighting monsters, it's all the same, it's all the same."
Goku also smiled and agreed.In Wukong's opinion, performing in front of Zhu Cheng is much more important than learning from Raushzi.He sometimes doesn't understand Buddhism, you say that you want to pass the Buddhist scriptures to the east again, and you have set up nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, this is not to find trouble, idle eggs.The most important thing is that you are so idle, why are you tired of Lao Wang and a monkey?
Hehe, Lao Wang, I'm about to hug the golden thigh of Da Tianzun, to hell with you.Wukong thought so in his heart."
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