Han Su covered her nose and coughed lightly, then glanced into the kitchen, and then closed the door from the outside.Three seconds later, there was a loud noise in the kitchen, Pei Xu quickly threw the pot, gave up the struggle and rushed to the door, and squeezed out before being choked to death.Han Su looked at him and asked, "What did you do for me?"
Pei Xu's face was blackened by one degree, he thought deeply for a while, and then replied: Cook noodles in a dry pot.In the end, the two people were reluctant to go into the kitchen to clean up the mess, and seeing that the Marshal's Mansion was about to catch fire, Pei Xu called a guard from outside, put on a triple mask and went in to save the kitchen that was about to burn.After the smoke inside dissipated, Han Su went in to take a look, the originally silver-white beautiful small pot had turned into a black charcoal shape, and even changed from a round to an irregular shape, and there was a black and slimy unknown solid stuck in the center of the pot.Maybe he's going to assassinate a computer tonight.Han Su calmly threw the pot into the trash can, and when he walked out, Pei Xu was staring at the personal terminal in a daze with a sad face.The guard next to him, wearing a three-layer mask, stood beside him and whispered something to him.Pei Xu's fingers slid on a small holographic projection screen in front of him, raised his eyes to see Han Su's figure, and beckoned him to come over: Come and see, let's order takeout.The kitchen has been damaged by Pei Xu, and the AI chef can't do anything, so on the first day Han Su returned home, he could only sit in the living room with Pei Xu and wait for takeout.The guard next to him took off his mask and smiled at Han Su, the little computer remembered his name and politely called him: Hello, Langley.The other party didn't seem to expect Han Su to greet him, so he was slightly stunned and looked away.Pei Xu was looking through the takeaway shops one by one to Han Su, and said seriously: If you want to find a fast food delivery, you have to go through three safety inspections when you send it to the Marshal's Mansion, and the slower dishes will be cold.Han Su looked down at the recipe and didn't say anything for a while.Stir-fried Zerg Meat Teppanyaki Kmans Interstellar Genetically Modified Yak Small Fried Vacuum Greenhouse Giant Spinach Steamed Artificial Rabbit Vegetarian Meat Small Computer Seriously Strengthened the System Firewall, He was worried that he would be poisoned later.Accustomed to eating Pei Xu's AI ancient oriental dishes and the high-nutrient paste porridge in the military academy, Han Su was not interested in these takeaways that were widely praised by the alliance.He originally wanted to say to Pei Xu that he wouldn't eat, but when the words came to his lips, he suddenly disappeared.Han Su remembered that Pei Xu's eating habits were not good, and he often found some compressed bread from the refrigerator to fill his stomach after time, and if he said he wouldn't eat it, it was estimated that Pei Xu would not be too lazy to take the time to order takeout.The small computer was silently quiet, poisoned if poisoned, anyway, the system will clean up the virus.As long as he sleeps, Han Su thought, but he suddenly recalled the scene where Pei Xu inexplicably insulted his forehead after the last poisoning.Han Su: It's very angry.Pei Xu searched for a long time, and finally found a normal takeaway, the signature is ancient oriental cuisine, and the sample pictures look delicious.Stuffed tofu, mugwort chicken, scallop stewed vermicelli, sesame rice balls, milk sago Lu Pei Xu ordered most of the things in the store, Han Su watched from the side, and finally couldn't help asking: Can we finish eating?
Pei Xu came back to his senses: Ah, it's okay, the admiral will finish eating.The small computer looked at the big white dog on the side, and the admiral was looking at Han Su with a pair of dark eyes, and Han Su looked at its round belly, silently.Langley, who was standing on the side, suddenly couldn't help laughing, lowered his voice and explained to Han Su: The Marshal's Mansion will prepare a copy for the guards and managers outside when cooking, and it was AI cooking before, but today there is no way.Han Su didn't know about this, he didn't pay attention to how many dishes were cooked in the kitchen, and he didn't notice that Pei Xu was still in charge of everyone's food.No wonder he stresses the need to find a fast food delivery company.Pei Xu ordered a bunch of dishes, and the merchant was particularly frightened, so he specially called the communication and asked if he had made a mistake, and after getting the answer, the boss was silent for a while, and reluctantly said: Let's try to hurry up.Langley wrote down the types and quantities of various takeaways, and when he left the living room, only Pei Xu and Hansu were left at home, as well as a dog.Pei Xu opened the holographic news, the star network covers the real-time dynamics of all galaxies, the content is varied, there may be tens of millions of pieces of information gushing out in a second, Pei Xu blocked most of the useless information, leaving only the real-time rising news dynamics of A-1 stars.The A galaxy is the main galaxy of the Alliance, and the Marshal's Mansion, the Senate, the Temple, the Alliance Museum, and the Scientific Research Institute are all built on this galaxy, and most of them are on the A-1 star.Therefore, the dynamics of the planet are closely linked to the main body of the alliance.Pei Xu swiped the news, and then saw a news from fifteen minutes ago, the number of likes and comments had exceeded three million, and his face immediately turned black.Han Su looked at it, and the title was very alarmist: [There is a fire in the Marshal's Mansion!
]The marshal is dead, and a new round of turmoil is about to usher in the military power of the alliance] It seems that no matter what era it is, fake news spreads widely.Pei Xu clicked into this news, and first saw that he was P with a posthumous photo, black and white, maybe it was changed from his military academy registration photo, and the second picture was the Marshal's Mansion with thick smoke billowing in the night, Pei Xu stared at the picture for a long time, turned his head and asked Han Su: Is there such a big movement I made?
Han Su nodded.Pei Xu swiped the comments with his hand, and enthusiastic netizens brushed candles for him underneath, seeing Pei Xu's temples jumping suddenly, he angrily clicked a report.Han Su watched him watch the news for more than half an hour, and gradually felt a little bored, leaning on the sofa next to Pei Xu and falling asleep.Small computers shouldn't have been sleepy, but recently biological mimicry has evolved too completely, and there are many shortcomings of fragile human beings, such as liking to eat snacks, such as liking to sleep, such as liking to stick to Pei Xu, and so on.Han Su curled up beside him in a daze, Pei Xu was watching the news, and suddenly felt a warmth on the side of his arm, and looked down, it was the small computer that rubbed up unconsciously, his head rested on himself, and his soft black hair fell down, scratching his arm.Pei Xu looked at Handan Su's sleeping face for a while, and was very light and ready to pull the small blanket on the side to cover him, but as soon as he made a move, Langley's figure suddenly appeared at the door, and said: Marshal, the takeaway has Pei Xu raised his head violently and glared at him viciously, and the innocent Langley snorted, and the back half of the words were choked in his throat.However, a man is not as good as a dog, and the admiral, who was following Langley outside to keep dinner, rushed in excitedly, and howled wildly in the living room with great carelessness.The little computer was startled, raised its eyes, and wondered: Can you eat?
Pei Xu stared at the admiral gloomily, focusing on its fat body and turning twice, the admiral shook his body, the dog's hair exploded, and he escaped with his tail between his legs.Well, Pei Xu rubbed Han Su's hair, casually turned off the boring news on the terminal, replaced it with a holographic movie in the living room, and said, After the security review, he will bring in the thirteenth package.The thirteenth set meal is what Pei Xu is going to eat with Han Su, and everything else is for other people.Langley answered, but did not leave, but hesitated for a moment and said: Marshal, there is also a letter delivered with the takeaway.Pei Xu was inexplicable: What is it?
Langley repeated: letterhead, paper.I asked, and it has nothing to do with the merchant.The recipient above is Handsu.Han Su raised his head and looked at Pei Xu for a moment, and a suspicious look gradually appeared in Pei Xu's eyes, and asked: Handan Su, should you hide from me and secretly pass a little love letter to your classmates, right?
The author has something to say: Pei Xu: In?
Do you eat noodles boiled in a dry pot?
50, Chapter50 Hearing Pei Xu's question, Handan replied dryly: I never pass a little love letter to my classmates.In fact, to this day, students generally do not like to write things with paper materials, firstly, the Internet is developed, the virtual stationery on the Star Network is beautiful and exquisite, and they can choose a variety of fonts and languages to write, and secondly, most people's words are too ugly, and it is a waste to use expensive paper to write.Therefore, although Han Su received hundreds of virtual letterheads at school, no one would write to him with a pen and hand.Han Su took the pale silver letterhead handed to him by Langley, the front of the envelope was beautifully printed, and the smell of grass and wood ink came to his face.Han Su just wanted to open the letterhead, but when he caught a glimpse of Pei Xu who was dissatisfied next to him, his fingers paused, and he suddenly pushed the thing to him: You come to dismantle.Pei Xu couldn't help it, he quickly pulled out the thin piece of paper inside, just glanced at it, his face changed greatly, and before Han Su came over to see it, he covered the content on it.Han Su: ?
The small computer looked up at him inexplicably, just in time to meet Pei Xu's gaze, the two were silent for a moment, and Han Su asked: What was written?
Pei Xu coughed, grabbed it directly on the paper, crumpled the pure white letter paper into a ball, pinched it in the palm of his hand, and said: Threat letter, children don't look at it, they will be scared.Han Su said persistently: I don't believe it, let me take a look.Pei Xu hid his hand behind him, the small computer crawled on him, the two were in a stalemate for a while, seeing that Handan Su was going to call him again, Pei Xu lowered his tone and said in a low voice: Handan Su, don't make trouble!
The little computer moved.Pei Xu took the opportunity to stuff the paper ball into the crack of the sofa, and then said with a stiff face: It has nothing to do with you, there is a political enemy who knows that you live on my side, and then the threatening letter sent by me will be handed over to me to deal with.Han Su's suspicious gaze surged over his face for a moment, but the seriousness and anger in Pei Xu's eyes did not seem to be disguised, and the small computer hesitated for a moment, but still said: Okay.Pei Xu breathed a sigh of relief, pulled his hand out from behind him, and tried to pull Han Su off his body, but as soon as he raised his hand, Han Su suddenly pounced, and a slight current swept through, Pei Xu's hand was sore, and he was pressed by Han Su to spread out his palm.The palms are empty.Pei Xu: Look, I know.Fortunately, the response was fast.The small computer didn't catch what was expected, and stared at Pei Xu's hand in confusion for a long time, then stretched out his hand, and his fingertips scratched lightly in his palm, trying to confirm.As soon as Pei Xu withdrew his hand, he grabbed Han Su's slightly white fingers, and sighed: In fact, there is something that has been hidden from you.Han Su: ?
I'm an ability, Pei Xu's tone is calm, my ability is to burn paper.Han Su: Does a small computer really look so easy to deceive?
* When he went to bed at night, Pei Xu walked into his room, reflexively hummed, and looked at his bedroom dumbfounded.The piles of books on the windowsill had all been emptied and returned to the bookcases one by one, and the models of the battleships littered all over the floor had been arranged, and they had been arranged along the corners of the walls, all the way to the end of the wall, and in a half-circle in the bedroom, so that the floor in the center was empty, and finally it was not so messy.The quilt that had been crumpled up was like cold tofu at this time, quietly standing on Pei Xu's bed, and there was not even a trace of wrinkles on it, and Pei Xu looked at his light brain screen again, and the forty or fifty folders on the screen also disappeared.Pei Xu's pupils shrank suddenly, and he ran to the light brain in three steps and two steps, and then saw that there was a general folder in the lower right corner of the empty screen, named the garbage factory.Pei Xu clicked in and found that it contained all the documents he had placed on the desktop before.Han Su came from next door with his pillow, Pei Xu looked back and saw that the small computer was quietly walking to his bedside, and then straightened up and lay down!
Pei Xu was incompetent and furious: You go back to your room and sleep!
Don't sleep with me!
The small computer remained motionless, standing up with the quilt on the bed.Pei Xu wanted to drag him out, but Han Su struggled twice, put his head under the quilt, and looked like he didn't listen to Wang Ba's recitation.Pei Xu tried to reason with him: Don't be here, I'm not safe.Han Su: Okay, Pei Xu said: It's me who is not safe!
Handsu:.Pei Xu: That's right, it's very unsafe for you to face me.The little computer finally got up slowly, and the first sentence made Pei Xu speechless: Didn't we often sleep together before?
Although it makes sense, whether it is in the Marshal's Mansion or in the mid-term assessment, the two of them often sleep next to each other, but before that, wasn't that Pei Xu thinking with a headache, the kind of thinking that he didn't have a clear idea about Handsu before, is there a difference between sleeping with a small computer and sleeping with a stone?
No!
At most, it's a little bit of a difference!
Pei Xu: Why are you sleeping here?
The little computer hesitated for a moment and said, "Because my system is broken."
The system is broken, and it can't be repaired well, Handsu broke the jar and decided not to care about his strange words and deeds.Pei Xu: ???
Han Su looked at his expression and repeated again: I want to sleep with you.Pei Xu:.Whenever the small computer says I want to sleep with you, Pei Xu will have a weird, awkward, and unbelievable feeling of being robbed by force.Pei Xu: Grass.What is going on?
* In the middle of the night, Handsu suddenly woke up.He and Pei Xu were separated by a ridge made of quilts, Pei Xu's reason was that he was afraid that he would not sleep honestly and turn over and crush the small computer, but now Han Su reached out and touched it indiscriminately, and found that there was no one there.Han Su frowned and sat up, and looked around the bedroom, although it was extremely dim, Han Su could still see clearly, and there was no Pei Xu in this room.He reached out again and touched Pei Xu's pillow, and there was still a trace of residual warmth on it.Han Su got out of bed, walked to the door barefoot, and quietly opened the door, and sure enough, there was a cold light outside, and Pei Xu seemed to be in the living room on the first floor.Han Su didn't make a sound at all, moved to the stairs, and looked down quietly, Pei Xu was sitting on the sofa, and there was a crumpled piece of paper on the glass coffee table in front of him.The small computer recognized it and found that it was a letter that was burned by Pei Xu's paper-burning ability before.Pei Xu really lied to him again, if he was a little liar, then Pei Xu was a big liar.Han Su saw that he lowered his voice and was making a communication call with others, his eyes were staring at the piece of paper in front of him, and he seemed to be in a very bad mood from his look, and after a while, he took a few photos with his personal terminal and sent them to the person at the other end.With that, he hung up the communication, then picked up the crumpled piece of paper on the table, tore it to shreds, and threw it into the trash can at his feet.The AI will remove the garbage from the house early tomorrow morning, and it won't be found by then.The small computer hesitated for a while, but he still returned to the bedroom one step ahead of Pei Xu, lay back on the bed and covered the quilt, and as soon as he did the camouflage work, he heard a soft knock on the door, and Pei Xu came in.Han Su closed his eyes and felt that Pei Xu seemed to be standing by the bed and observing himself for a while, rubbing his hair before going to bed and continuing to sleep.He seemed to have something on his mind, tossing and turning for a long time before his breathing calmed down, and after Han Su patiently waited for him to fall asleep, he moved to the side of the bed at a speed of one centimeter per second, and then quietly fell out of bed under the support of the particle net, without making any other sound.