On the 91st day of the experiment, the chairman said that the name Goudan was too ugly, so I wanted to think about it again.The high math of the exam this morning was hung up, and the computer was as torturous as the function.So he should be called Han Su, at least it sounds more cultured than me.On the 123rd day of the experiment, Han Su began to learn to call my name accurately when he heard my voice, well, although it was still a little silly, but it seemed to be good.On day 157 of the experiment, the basic reaction program was established and the interface with the core system began.The little computer didn't speak all day today, and it seems that something is wrong.On the 162nd day of the experiment, a self-generated virus was mixed into Handsu's program, and the data bridge that had just been built collapsed, no wonder he didn't look very happy.On the 195th day of the experiment, the virus was cleaned up, the core system was docked with the reaction program, and the auxiliary database was improved.There was a small episode, a company wanted to buy this small computer, and the others were talking about it and it was overheard by Han Su.He doesn't talk to me today, it's useless to coax, this computer is getting more and more tempered, I don't know which stupid one is used to.On day 250 of the experiment, the database was collected and established, and the first round of Turing testing for the reaction program began.The test failed, and the reaction of Handan Su was really slow, and there was a bit of a problem with the brain circuit, which was summed up as not normal.On the 312th day of the experiment, the seventh round of the Turing test was conducted.The test failed, and I don't know why, Han Su didn't want to answer the question, but kept asking me where I was.Where can I be, I'll take the exam in Liu Monster's class!
Yes!
This stupid computer that is infuriating!
On the 327th day of the experiment, the eleventh round of the Turing test was performed.This time, I specially skipped the class and supervised the whole process, and Handan Su played normally, and the basic reaction test was successful.On the 333rd day of the experiment, I designed the shell and styling style of Handsu, and I really had an eye.The little computer also looked very happy, and took the initiative to play a song to me, but the taste is not good, this singing is really ugly.Next time, improve the music system, don't play this broken gong thing all day.Pei Xu: Handsu: There was silence in the room.Pei Xu's hand drifted on the mouse for a while, and suddenly closed the diary, awkwardly opened another file, and said in his mouth: That thing just now has no reference value, let's take a look at something valuable and open the second folder, Pei Xu moved too fast, and before he could see what was inside, he clicked in.The light brain screen dimmed for a moment and then lit up, and it turned out to be a video.Pei Xu: !!
He shook the mouse suddenly, and was about to fork off the video, but Han Su pounced more violently than him, viciously knocking Pei Xu to the ground, and at the same time, the restored voice in the video also began to play: This time, let's do a small experiment to let this stupid computer talk to Siri in my mobile phone, and see when Han Su can find out that the opposite side is not a person who is pressed to the ground Pei Xu's head pops out of a memory, and suddenly feels that the sun and moon are dull and the world is discolored.Han Su looked up at the screen, with the technology of the scientific research institute, although the data brought out by the spider web can be restored, but it is inevitably a little distorted, at this time the video is blurry, it is still black and white, and he can only dimly see the outline of the small computer, which seems to be taken by Pei Xu holding something.First of all, let's open Siri in the mobile phone first, Pei Xu in the video tinkered, and before he started to play with the small computer, he couldn't stop laughing, and reluctantly continued, well, and then turned on the sound wave storage system of the small computer.Ahem, can't laugh.I have changed the Siri system, and now it is my voice, Pei Xu's camera shook, and across the screen, Han Su could feel his complacency, a smart Siri and a clumsy little computer, who is the last topic terminator.Pei Xu, who was slumped on the floor of the room, raised his hand to cover his eyes.Okay, before I turn on my little computer, I'll say hello to Siri.Pei Xu said solemnly into his mobile phone: Siri, how is the weather today?
Pei Xu in the video turned on the small computer with one hand.Siri: It's a sunny day, maybe we can go out for a walk.The small computer could already convert his words into speech at this time, and his voice was still very clear, and he heard Pei Xu talking to himself, so he said: Really?
Can you take me out of the lab?
Siri: That's a good suggestion.The little computer was surprised because he was told that he couldn't leave the lab until the system was upgraded: I want to go to your house.Siri: That's a great suggestion, welcome to my house.The small computer found that Pei Xu was very polite today, and his tone was very strange, and he couldn't help but wonder: But, won't he be discovered by the chairman?
Siri: Are you worried about that?
I'll figure it out.The little computer is very happy: then I want to sleep with you.Siri: No.The small computer was caught off guard and rejected: why?
Siri: Because it's rude.The little computer doesn't understand: don't you like me?
Siri: If you think so, that's right.The little computer was silent for a while before continuing: "But you just said yesterday that you like me very much."
Siri: I'm sorry, it's my fault, I won't talk about it later.The little computer was silent.After a few seconds, Siri suddenly said: The voice is too small to be heard, please repeat it.Small Computer: ?
In the video, Pei Xu's barbell-like laughter was heard.Han Su: Pei Xu struggled from the ground, turned off the video, and before Handan Su could speak, he took the lead in saying loudly: I was wrong!
I was wrong!
Han Su stared at him for a while, Pei Xu was stared at by the faint gaze of the small computer, and felt a chill behind him for no reason.The author has something to say: it will be over soon, and my tractor will also leave the factory!
Tomorrow, remember to read the catalog synopsis~96, Chapter96 Pei Xu has been a little melancholy recently.Because of the diary and video incident a few days ago, Han Su moved out of his room again and returned to the guest room, and his attitude was firm, and he didn't necessarily look like he could soften down at all.Pei Xu looked at his diary and images again, and felt that he was really bad when he was young.Not only did he skip school and skip class, he exchanged ideas with professors during class, and he also played with the small computer every day after class, according to his own diary, Pei Xu also stole the small computer out of the laboratory and brought it to the vegetable stall of their school's club, and let the small computer stay under the sun to be responsible for the quotation, and finally Han Su got stuck because the CPU temperature was too high.Pei Xu couldn't help but scold himself for being stupid.As for the few films, Pei Xu pulled it and found a small yellow film in it, but he himself had no impression, and he didn't know which classmate it came from.As soon as he thought that the scientific research institute might have even studied antique small yellow films, Pei Xu felt that his face was sour.Pei Xu dragged the useless data into the shredding station, leaving the diary on the screen and himself looking at each other.Pei Xu glanced at the time in the lower right corner, it was already more than twelve o'clock in the evening, he gritted his teeth and dragged the diary folder to the top of the crushing station, paused, and dragged it back to the encryption station.As long as it is encrypted, the small computer will not find out that it still leaves the diary in this light brain, Pei Xu thought to himself.Although the act was bad, at least it was a rare memory.Pei Xu silently persuaded himself.After dealing with the things brought out by the cobwebs, Pei Xu hesitated for a long time, but still boarded the Star Web forum, ready to search for a solution to the current problem of himself and Handsu.Although the last time he posted on the forum for help, the consequences were extremely bad, Pei Xu believed that he must have misunderstood, and there must be no problem this time!
He opened the forum and typed in the question: What should I do if my boyfriend doesn't want to pay attention to me now because of the wrong things he once did?
Before posting, Pei Xu checked his question three times, and felt that the wording was rigorous, the language was concise, and the question was accurate, and there should be no major deviations.Soon, Pei Xu received replies from netizens from various galaxies: [Scumbag?
Scumbag?
Scumbag?
][Another scumbag, the concubine is tired, drag it down to the crematorium] Seeing this, Pei Xu was shocked, is it so serious to go to the crematorium?
[Wife Crematorium gkdgkd] [The landlord wants to know what to do?]
You should kneel on the ground at the door on a rainy night, hold your heart with both hands, and shout that your life will be given to you, so that you can be forgiven] Pei Xu turned his head and glanced out the window, there were many guards patrolling outside.He pondered for a moment the scene of himself kneeling at the door of the Marshal's Palace.Pei Xu: [Crematorium, right, I haven't been able to get something that I can't do if I enter the ICU once, if there is, I will enter it a few more times] [Scumbag biss!]
Come on, drag it down and kill it] Pei Xu closed the forum in fear and applied to delete the post, and felt that the anger of netizens now is really very heavy.Thinking about it to no avail, Pei Xu turned off his light brain and decided to repeat the daily task and go to the door of Handsu's room for unremitting repentance and introspection.At this point, the small computer is generally watching movies or learning knowledge.Han Su is a very learning spirit of the small computer, embodied in the fact that he is carefully sorting out the useless and obsolete inventory in the system every day, re-absorbing new things, and is very interested in the alliance's current holographic dramas, I heard that watching dramas can promote the system upgrade of small computers.Pei Xu walked to the door of Handsu Fang and slowly raised his hand and knocked on the door.Sure enough, there was no movement.Han Su may be wearing headphones and can't hear his knock on the door, Pei Xu comforted himself.He was about to knock again, when he suddenly heard a shrill alarm outside the house, Pei Xu frowned, and something touched the protective shield above the marshal's mansion.Wouldn't it be the small computer running out again, Pei Xu's heart was cold, and he raised his hand to twist the doorknob, and a second before he started, the door opened first, and Han Su stood inside with wet hair, and saw Pei Xu blocked the door solidly, and was stunned for a moment.Pei Xu withdrew his hand quietly, and his tone was light: I heard movement outside, and I was worried about you, so I came over to take a look.Han Su seems to have just taken a shower and is wearing only a snow-white bathrobe in a well-heated room, and since Pei Xu bought him a lot of new clothes, the small computer rarely wears a shirt woven by particle nets anymore.Pei Xu coughed, his eyes fell inadvertently, and he found that Han Su's collarbone was still stained with water droplets, and he raised his hand to wipe it lightly for him.Handsu:.Pei Xu: The tentacles are warm and silky, like touching the particle net of a small computer.This person, as long as he is shameless, he will be invincible in the world, Pei Xu figured it out in an instant, the thickness of his face suddenly increased by three hundred meters, and he suddenly wanted to squeeze into the small computer room and move his feet.Handsu reminded him in time: the alarm system went off.Pei Xu propped up the door of the house, preventing the small computer from closing the door, and said casually: There are guards outside.Before the words fell, Pei Xu suddenly heard footsteps in the living room downstairs, and then Langley's serious voice came, his voice was very loud, and he was sandwiched by the general's bark: Marshal!
There is a suspicious person intruding!
Pei Xu: Han Su pulled his hand away and walked out, his expression was indifferent, and he was not affected by Pei Xu's hooligan at all.When he came downstairs, Han Su happened to see the admiral wagging his tail and coming over, touching its tail hair, and the small computer asked Langley, who was standing aside: What's wrong?
Langley glanced at Handsu's bathrobe, suddenly looked up at the ceiling, and replied solemnly: There is an anomalous suspicious person who has triggered the protective shield mechanism, according to system analysis, it should be one or two humans.Pei Xu followed him downstairs and asked with a dark face: What about people?
Langley: Ran.Pei Xu: ?
Langley pointed to the admiral swirling at his feet, but the admiral bit off a piece of fabric from his trousers.Pei Xu was silent for a while, and then asked: DNA on the fabric?
Langley was surprised: Of course not.Pei Xu: That's a fart.Langley looked at the irritable Pei Xu, and then looked at Han Su, who was walking out by himself, he understood, these two had a conflict again, and the problem had not been solved, so Pei Xu had intermittent irritability attacks.There was a thief crawling in the Marshal's Mansion tonight, and I don't know what kind of person had a brain convulsion, so he dared to climb the wall here, and what was even more strange was that the guards guarding outside did not find any trace of the thief, so it was guessed that the other party might have some innate ability, such as stealth and short-distance teleportation, so as to avoid monitoring and guards.Left and right checked and found nothing, this person seems to just want to climb the wall of the Marshal's Mansion, the purpose is unknown, the trajectory of the movement is unknown, and he runs fast after being discovered, thinking of the AI incident that has not yet been fully assessed, Langley said worriedly: It won't be AI again.Pei Xu didn't have a good breath and said: Everyone has run away, let him go.The Marshal's Mansion strengthened prevention and control, but late the next night, the alarm system sounded again, when Pei Xu was about to jump from the balcony to the small computer room, as soon as the piercing sound sounded, Pei Xu moved, accidentally tripped and fell headfirst into the bushes below.Late at night on the third day, when Pei Xu heard the alarm, he was already numb, but fortunately, the thief who climbed the wall today didn't seem to have any ability, and was caught by the guards in the urn quietly, and caught the door, Pei Xu looked at it and felt that it seemed a little familiar.What is your name?
Pei Xu circled around him twice, and his tone was a little puzzled.The thief who was caught was not very old, and he seemed to be a student, he didn't seem to care about being watched by a group of people, glared at Pei Xu and said: Handsu knows me!
The small computer that happened to come out of it heard the words and replied: I don't know.Poplar:?
Pei Xu put his cheek on his cheek with one hand, looked at the tall boy seriously, and suddenly said: Your father is a guard.Yang snorted from his nostrils to acquiesce, he was sure that the Marshal's Mansion would not dare to do anything with him.I remember that your father is still quite normal, Pei Xu said again, why does his son look much stupider.Yang was caught off guard and was about to have a seizure, when he suddenly heard the small computer say suspiciously: Pinkeye?
Yang was inexplicable: What pink eye?
Han Su looked at him, and then flipped out the name folder in the system and compared it, and found that Yang was his classmate, the one who used to follow Karman all day, and the small computer had red eyes because he stayed up late playing games, thinking that he had pink eye.Han Su: I don't really want to remember, the small computer was so stupid.Pei Xu finally remembered, but then he was even more confused: What are you doing climbing the wall of the Marshal's Mansion in the middle of the night?
Yang straightened his neck and looked at him, without saying a word.Pei Xu glanced at him, didn't bother to speak at all, and waved his hand to let Langley come over: Send someone to his father's side, and say that the crime is to trespass into the Marshal's Mansion, let him watch it.After driving Yang away, Pei Xu finally felt that something was wrong: what did these people do?