The Arabian Peninsula is home to ancient civilizations, amazing miracles, some heterogeneous families hidden here, and a bunch of wealthy tyrants.And...
Desert.Yes, a desert as far as the eye can see, a desert containing black gold.In countless times, countless treasures have been buried under the long quicksand.To this day, in the unknown world, there is still a steady stream of explorers who come here, trying to find something of real value in the hidden time.There were expeditions made up of ordinary people, solo explorers, and some guys with strange skills.Especially those who carry on the memories of antiquity.They knew better than anyone else how rich this barren desert was.Under the scorching sun, Miss Zatana, dressed in an Arabic dress and a headscarf, wrapped herself tightly and cursed the damned sun, and kicked the scorpion that had climbed on her feet away.She's been spinning around this damn desert for days.She had completely lost patience and interest in the desert.Luckily, or unfortunately.She didn't come alone."
Camel, Mustafa, you like to eat burritos, don't you?
I love it too!
”Behind Zatana, Deadpool, a neurotic mercenary who also wears an Arabic robe but wears a strange hood, feeds Zatanna's camels.The madman also gave the camel a name that suited the customs of the place, Mustafa.But instead of forage or anything, he fed the camels, but the leftover burritos he had eaten last night.No one knows what's going on in Deadpool's head.He was trying to feed Mustafa a beer last night.And, as in the other day, trying to sneak into Zatana's tent and do something weird.But just like the other day, before he could open the tent, he was hit by a dream spell from Zatana.In the nightmare of the rising, the poor madman ran naked all night in the icy desert."
AhhDeadpool feeds two burritos to the camel next to him, then uncovers himself and lets out a big sneeze.Because of last night's naked running, he caught a little cold.But the self-healing factor in his body can ensure that he will not be defeated by the disease.As he wiped his snot with his dirty robe, he looked back at Zatana and said, "I don't understand why you didn't accept my pleasant offer...
You see, we're alone, right?
also embarked on a journey to find an ancient princess together, which is the arrangement of fate~" Deadpool stepped forward, as if singing, he made exaggerated movements and jumped to Zatanna's side.As if by magic, he took out a bouquet of shriveled flowers from his back.He flattered Zatana and said, "Believe me, beautiful young lady, there will definitely be a beautiful birth between us...""
AhhBefore Deadpool could finish his words, the shriveled flower he was holding in his hand quickly turned into a speckled snake.In the midst of Deadpool's screams like a castrated male singer, the snake spits out a letter and bites him on the finger.The terrifying toxin rushed into Deadpool's body, causing him to fall into the desert like a dead corpse before he could take a few steps.Zatanna didn't even look at him.She knew this guy wasn't going to die.In the past few days, Deadpool has changed his methods to tease her, and every time he dies in tricks, and every time he dies miserably.But in a few minutes, he would be alive and kicking again and dying.Seriously, watching Deadpool get killed in different ways is the biggest source of fun for Zatana these days."
Drip, drip" About 1 minute after Deadpool fell to the ground, the sound of a taxi horn sounded on the sand dunes in front of Zatanna's eyes.It's amazing to have a taxi in the middle of the desert.But what was even more amazing was that the yellow car, which looked like a New York taxi, drove towards Zatana as fast as it could in the desert."
It's confirmed!
Lady. ”The taxi stopped in front of Zatanna's eyes, the windows rolled down, and Dupend, an Indian boy wearing sunglasses, gestured to Zatana and said, "The collapsed mausoleum is ahead, but it's buried under the sand, and we're going to dig it up again." ”"Then dig."
Zatanna opened the car door and got into the cab, where she reached out to unwrap the tight veil and ruffled her hair.She said to Dupende: "Anyway, there is an energetic guy here, and a robot that doesn't get tired." ”"Bring him and Mustafa up, and let's go!"
Zatanna looked out the window of the car in annoyance at the desert and said, "Oh my God, I really don't have any affection for this ghost place." ”At Zatana's orders, Dupen jumped out of the car and lifted the unconscious Deadpool onto the camel, where the murmur quickly changed shape behind him.From a taxi to a pickup truck with a compartment.A few minutes later, a pickup truck carrying a camel began to make its way through the desert.Duppon and Deadpool had been in the desert for more than half a month.Deadpool receives a request from Merlin to find the demon princess Shakla, and he talks with the goblins about the rewards in Brimstone Harbor.As Merlin said, the hermit monsters made a generous move, promising to give Deadpool a large sum of money in order to retrieve their princess before the Celestial Spheres meet.A real amount of money that almost dazzled Deadpool's eyes.Deadpool knew he couldn't do it alone.He found the mechanical knight Du Pengde he had just met, and entrusted him to bring his own knight to help.After losing his job, he struggled to feed his family and make noise.He didn't hesitate too much and agreed to Deadpool.But after the two stunned young men rushed into the desert, they realized a problem.The two of them don't use the power of magic, and although Murmur can fight, it's also a techno-side robot.The day after they burst into the desert, the outlaw trio was trapped in an activated illusion maze.If it hadn't been for Zatana, who rode a camel through the sand dunes to save them, they would have been trapped in the illusion until they died of old age.Murmur ran through the sand, and Dupen held the steering wheel.The New York driver stole a glance at Miss Zatanna, who was sitting in the back seat, touching up her makeup with a mirror.He asked, "Lady Zatana, I have a question, why do you have to take your camel with you, the murmur can carry you, and there is no need for the camel to continue to carry it." ”"I like my camels, is there a problem?
And it saved your life just a few days ago!
”Miss Magician's good temper has long been worn out by the harsh environment of this desert.She said fiercely, "I don't know what the hell is buried under this desert, and if you break into another illusion, we will rely on my precious camel to take us out." ”"Yes, Du Pengde, you bad thing, you can't be so ruthless!"
Deadpool's voice came from outside the car window, and he was lying by the window like a spider.In the wind and sand, he chattered, "I like this camel too...
Mustafa and I both like to eat burritos, he and I are good friends, I prefer the beautiful owner of this camel, ah, Miss Zatanna, I...""
Do you really want to pursue me?"
Zatanna turned her head, and this time she didn't treat Deadpool coldly, instead, she had a weird smile on her face.She said, "Look, Wade, what about me, I personally don't mind having a good one-night stand, but only if you communicate it with my boyfriend first." ”"Leave it to me!"
Deadpool patted his chest and made a strong gesture, like a knight who was about to charge for love.He shouted, "Give me his phone number and I'll settle the matter...
What's your boyfriend's name?
Which lucky guy will win Miss Zatanna's favor?
”"He's, he's a complete scumbag."
Zatanna made a heartbroken look as she teased Deadpool, saying, "He has a lot of lovers out there, and he left me alone to have fun in a far away place, and I really hate him...
Brave Wade, you must help me vent. ”"Say it!
Who is he?
”Deadpool pulled his knife out of his back and swung it like crazy in the sand, saying, "I'll punish that scumbag!"
I swear by my heart!
”"You know him too."
Zatana chuckled, she laughed flamboyantly, she said, "It's Merlin~" "Damn!
”Deadpool cursed, and he shouted indignantly, "It's that bastard again!"
There's that bastard everywhere!
”He took out a calculator and clicked it, and said, "Merlin still owes me money, let me do the math, interest plus principal, and liquidated damages...
He owes me 23 million!
That's right, that's the price!
”Wade leaned against the window, shaking the calculator in his hand.He screamed at Zatanna, "Pay back!"
Merlin's Woman!
Give me the money back!
Don't try to tempt me!
Immediately!
”"Snap" in the next second, Du Pengde suddenly stepped on the brakes.The speeding pickup stopped in place, and Deadpool, who was lying on the window, let out a scream, and the whole person flew out, crashing into the stone slab in the sand dunes in front of him.In the midst of the stone slabs, a dilapidated temple that was mostly hidden by the sand dunes appeared before Zatanna's eyes."
Here we are, ma'am."
Duppon jumped out of the car, and while opening the door for the lady in the back seat, he said to Zatanna, "According to the map you gave us, this is it." ”"So what are you waiting for?"
Zatanna stood on the sand, she looked at the stone slab and the collapsed mausoleum temple in front of her, which were full of runes of the Demon Dynasty, and she threw out a few runes.Between the quicksand tumbling, several twisted but massive monsters are summoned from the shadows.Miss Magician waved her finger and she said, "As fast as you can, dig it up!"
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”The murmur also quickly deformed, and under Dupende's command, the massive robot and the monster summoned by Zatanna were like demolition machines, making a mess of the already windswept sand dunes.But they dug quickly, and in a few minutes, a deep trench into the ground was excavated."
Strange, why hasn't Wade come out yet?"
Standing on the edge of the bunker, looking out over the passage to the ground, Dupen said, "Is he buried in it?"
”"That madman can do whatever he likes."
Zatanna didn't care.She had been commissioned by Merlin to find something here, and saving Deadpool and Dupende was just a matter of hand, she didn't really care what they were going to do."
You're here, Dupende."
Zatana said to the taxi driver, "I'll be back soon, Merlin will reward you for your loyalty, trust me." ”With that, Miss Magician evokes a cloud of floating quicksand, wraps herself in it, and jumps into a tunnel deep underground.She went all the way down the tunnel.In this collapsed, but still well-preserved interior, the mausoleum is covered with murals of the Demon Dynasty that has long been annihilated in time, much like the way the ancient Egyptians painted them.Zatanna fell to the ground, and she walked in this somewhat damp, dark dungeon.She looked at the murals, which seemed to tell a story.The story of the origin of the monsters and the collapse of the demon dynasty, as well as the story of how the Emperor sealed his daughter when the kingdom collapsed."
It's interesting, according to this mural, the sealed princess is not a good stubble."
Miss Magician commented, and then walked quickly into the deepest dungeon.But the moment she pushed open the door of the dungeon, Zatanna's eyes narrowed.In the dungeon in front of you, the platform where the sarcophagus of the princess of the Demon Dynasty should have been placed was empty!
There was only one note.Zatanna picked up the note, which was written in crooked handwriting: "I found her!"
Deadpool is invincible!
I'm going back to claim my reward, Merlin lied to me once, and he and his stupid woman don't want to stop me from getting a second payment!
”Underneath that handwriting, there is also a bad, weird, anthropomorphic Deadpool head."
Bang" The note was crushed by magic.Miss Magician looked at the empty dungeon, her face full of foolish anger."
Deadpool...
You crazy idiot!
You'd better pray Merlin won't tear you down...", a few minutes later, Zatana returned to the ground, only to see Dupend tied to a stone tablet.After seeing Zatana appear, Dupende shouted, "Wade is crazy, he rushed up with a sarcophagus on his back and snatched your camel...
He said he was going back to get the reward, saying that Mr.
Merlin owed him money, and that he wanted to get it back with interest, and I asked Murmur to go after him. ”"He's really crazy."
Zatana waved her hand, and a sharp magic force cut the rope that bound Dupende, and she looked at the windswept desert in front of her.She said to Dupende: "Let your car come back, in the desert it can't catch up with Mustafa."
Damn, that bastard doesn't know what he's snatching...""
Yes, ma'am."
Du Pengde grabbed his mobile phone, and while contacting the noise rushing into the desert, he turned his head and asked, "Are we going to chase him?"
”"Nope."
Zatanna sighed with a depressed face, and she said, "Let's go and save him." ”"Merlin sees him as a friend, and although he is a madman, I can't just watch him die here..."