Not to mention the bizarre encounter of Xia Kela, the alien queen who was stunned throughout the whole process, and was inexplicably helped to the throne.On the other side of Brimstone Harbor, in the base camp of the monsters.Wade, Deadpool, who has been in the city for almost half a month, is enjoying life.Wearing a shower cap, a wine glass in one hand and a snack in the other, this guy was sitting in a large mansion.He seemed to have just taken a shower, and under the shower cap, he could still see the pitted, unappetizing skin.But he's still a little self-aware, and even when he's wearing a shower cap, he still wears that weird black and red hood on his head.In front of him was a huge indoor swimming pool, with several small yellow ducks and a swimming ring with rainbow ponies printed on it.and a couple of floating seductive lingerie for women.Obviously, for some time now, this pool has been the place where Wade and his "real girlfriend" Xia Ke Lae have fun.On the opposite side of the pool, a wall-like floating smart TV hangs on the wall, on which Wade's favorite cartoon of cat and mouse is playing.But under Wade's mask, there was no smile on that ugly face.On the contrary, there is a kind of confusion about life and death.He's stuck here.Just outside the pool, there are powerful monsters guarding the door, and around the mansion, there are a large number of aliens.He couldn't escape.Xia Kela locked him up here and regarded him as a male pet.Calling for it, lingering for it, this makes Deadpool's macho heart suffer greatly.It made him feel like a call duck for those fat rich women.Of course, Xia Qila's figure, skills, or the tragic face of temptation are not comparable to those damn fat women.When the two are alone, she never refuses any of Deadpool's requests.Even the most excessive demands will be met.It stands to reason that this should be Wade's dream life...
There is no need to go out and work hard to make money, there is a beauty who is hard to find in the world who is willing to spend money to support him, and all his requirements can be met.And judging from Deadpool's vicious eyes, in the thousands of "intimate exchanges" between the two during this period of time, Xia Kela, who has been sealed for 1,000 years and is also very lonely in his heart, should really be in love with him.Just like Vanessa back then.This is the second woman in Deadpool's life who is willing to give everything for him, not caring about his appearance, not caring about his madness.Despite being an outlier, Deadpool doesn't really care about blood and race.Anyway, Xia Kela assured that the two could have a child, and as long as Wade was willing, she could be ready to get pregnant now.With such a girlfriend, what else is there to worry about?
It's as if you've reached the pinnacle of your life.But people...
It's that cheap.After getting everything, after a few days of wanton enjoyment, Deadpool's restless heart was actually a little empty.It's hard to describe the emptiness.He sat on the plush sofa with his wine glass in his hand, and looked back at the luxuriously decorated room around him, a little sullen.Everything was fine, but I just couldn't be happy."
She's going to marry me, oh my!
Is she crazy?
”The little is like a dying person, slumped on the couch.While pouring the wine in his hand on his mask, he said with no love, "Why do you want to get married...
There is no more freedom...""
I met a woman who was rich and loved me, and this woman perfectly met all the requirements of my heart for my partner, and even my heart told me that she was my perfect partner.""
Obviously, this perfect woman doesn't dislike me for being ugly, doesn't dislike me for being crazy, doesn't dislike me for being crazy, and doesn't dislike me, I can only last 2 minutes...
(Ps.1) "Deadpool is like a singing opera, holding his heart in both hands, and says in a voice, "Ah, it's two happy things, and you can get double happiness, why am I so sad?"
Woo woo woo ..."
As he spoke, this guy actually pretended to cry.He cried so sadly that he didn't know where he got a handkerchief, wiped his wet mask, and then turned back nervously and screamed at the empty wall, "What are you laughing at?"
”"You're happy to see that I'm sad, right?""
You're still laughing!
You try to laugh again!
I'm talking about you, the guy lying in bed looking at your phone!
You're still laughing!
”"Sooner or later, I'm going to rush over and chop down your XX and stuff it into your XXX!
I do what I say!
Yes!
Hell, stop talking, I'm sick of it!
”He screamed and got to his feet, rushed into the pool, and hid himself under the pool.It seemed to be hiding from something that only he could see and hear."
I've got to figure out a way...
Goo-goo...
Let Xia Kela...
Goo-goo...
Slow down...
I don't want her, but...
Goo-goo-goo. ”The guy was holding his breath in the water.Even in the water, he couldn't stop complaining completely uncontrollably.After a few minutes, presumably sensing a lack of oxygen, Deadpool jumped like a frog to surface.But the moment his fingers touched the surface of the water that glowed with an eerie light.A sudden, irresistible drowsiness poured into Wade along what seemed to be an extremely heavy current.
Wilson's body.He sensed something was wrong.But before he could resist, the drowsiness was like an attacking beast, swallowing him whole.Deadpool's body loses control.In this incredible state, in his deep sleep, his body floated to the surface, as if lying on his stomach in the water, and the choking water poured into his respiratory tract along his breath, causing Deadpool to quickly enter a state of suffocation.This is not a knife wound and cannot heal on its own.In fact, for people with self-healing factors, drowning is one of the few ways to kill them completely.Deadpool's breathing is getting weaker.After choking on enough water, the creature's instinctively struggling arms lost their strength, just like the real drowning guy.He lay on his stomach in the water, butt up, and stopped breathing in a very embarrassing position.But shame on you...
Well, that shouldn't be a big deal for Deadpool.After all, he is either embarrassed, or on the way to be embarrassed.Shame on him, that's the state of his life.He's used to messing everything up, and he's happy to do it, and he can't help himself.—————————————— "Wade?
Wade!
”A familiar call rang in the ears of the sleeping Deadpool.He opened his eyes blankly, and as far as he could see, there was a sky of extreme haze, and in the dim clouds, there were beating white arcs of light shining, like ominous thunder and lightning.That reminded Wade of the bad memories of his birthday cake falling into the dust when he was a kid.An indescribable, choking smell of sulfur also rushed into Wade's nostrils.Wade couldn't help but cough several times.Other bad memories came to his mind.And it was only then that he realized that the mask that had been worn on his face had disappeared."
AhhDeadpool stroked his pitted, disaster-like face, and he let out a tenor-like scream and jumped from where he was lying with a grunt."
Where's my mask?
Who took my mask!
It's not until he jumps up that Deadpool sees his environment.From where he was, he could see an abandoned and scorched land, the black River Styx meandering, and some hellish demons flying around in the distant mountains.Beneath his feet was a pool of magma that tumbled like a lake, and some elemental firedemons rolled in the lake."
Hell it."
Deadpool covered his mouth sluggishly, his eyes widened, and he said, "I'm going to hell?"
”"How could I go to hell?""
I've done so many good things, I'm such a pure and kind person, I'm a hero!
I deserve to go to heaven!
Definitely mistaken!
”This guy with a lot of inner drama is jumping around in place, pointing to the sky and screaming.Live like a madman.Seeing that this living treasure was nervous in place, Merlin, who was standing behind him, was also a little speechless.After almost 3 minutes of Deadpool's fuss, Merlin had to be reminded, "It's just a dream." ”"Huh?"
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Deadpool looked back in surprise, his ugly, indescribable face changing Merlin's expression.Raven Maharaja flicked his fingers, and a black-and-red mask appeared on Wade's face, covering his face and skin."
It's a dream."
Wade was also a little surprised to see Merlin, but his thinking was not something that ordinary people could figure out.This guy quickly accepted this reality, he circled around Merlin twice in amazement, and then reached out and patted Merlin's shoulder with a big grin, and complained in a good brotherly manner: "You said it earlier, scared me to death, I thought I really went to hell, I said that someone must have made a mistake, like me...""
Do you still think you can go to heaven?"
Merlin interrupted Deadpool's triumphant boasting, and he said in a strange tone, "Just you, going to heaven will probably make that big guy hairy, and then throw you back to hell." ”"Huh."
Deadpool laughed dryly.He seemed to have remembered something suddenly.The next second, he angrily reached out and grabbed Merlin's collar, screaming, "Where is my money!"
Hell, you lied to me!
You unruly bad thing, you even lied to your best friend!
You don't have a conscience at all!
”"Do you still need money now?"
Merlin glanced at the mad Deadpool, and said, "Xia Kela has raised you, and the monsters have accumulated thousands of years of wealth, enough for you to spend until you grow old...
You, a little white face raised by a rich woman, still care about the mere 20 million?
”"23 million!"
Deadpool corrected himself.But he also felt that Merlin seemed to have a point.The guy took a step back, loosened Merlin's collar, and reached out to pat the non-existent dust on Merlin's clothes.He crossed his waist and said with a smile: "I can find a girlfriend and let her raise me willingly, that's Uncle Deadpool's ability!"
This only proves that Uncle Deadpool is invincible!
Why, will you, raven Merlin, envy me too?
”"Who wouldn't envy that."
Merlin's hands were folded on his abdomen, the wide cuffs like gathered wings.He looked at Deadpool and said, "You've done something that 99% of the world can't do, and from that point of view, you deserve this happy ending, I heard that you're about to marry Charvaila?"
”Raven blinked, and said, "I want to congratulate you, my friend, I will definitely send a congratulatory gift then, but I guess I will not be able to attend it in person." ”Deadpool's expression suddenly fell.The fact that Xia Kela was going to marry him made him a little overwhelmed."
Of course, I didn't go to such great lengths to pull you into the dream to talk about these things."
Merlin wasted no more time either.He said straight to the point at Deadpool, who was cross-waisted in front of him, "You can break the 'fourth wall', right?"
”Deadpool's expression changed.It was as if some important secret had been revealed, and his eyes grew frightened under the mask."
You can watch the conversation, right?"
Merlin asked again, and at this point, Deadpool's expression was almost dumbfounded.He looked in horror at Merlin, who was approaching.Raven has a weird smile on his face, which makes Deadpool subconsciously cover his ass...
Well, this guy doesn't know where to go."
Don't be afraid."
Merlin said softly, "I just wanted to ask you a favor, of course, before I can do you a few questions...""
About the observers who dominate our stories and destinies...""
I'm curious about that."
Ps.1: It's not like I'm deliberately sarcastic.In fact, this is additionally illustrated in many of Little Cheap's comics.The reason why Xiao Cheap can only last 2 minutes is because he has cancer factors and self-healing factors in his body, and he is in a state of "death" and "rebirth" all the time, resulting in skin ulcers.This kind of collapse is all over the body, and the small hook is also in a state of "peeling".So it's very sensitive...
It's good to be able to hold on for 2 minutes, but although the time is short, there are many times, just like a lion, and the energy is unlimited.Probably for this reason, the fate of a little cheap woman has always been good.And Queen Xia Kela is the real wife of the little cheap, the two have held a wedding, the witness is Uncle Wolf, and the participants in the wedding are 224 Marvel characters and 12 beyond the Protoss (that is, Marvel editors).The number of participants in this wedding set a Guinness World Record, which has not yet been broken, and it is estimated that it will not be broken in the future.But...
Although it is true love, the two seem to have divorced in the current comics, and a big reason is that the little cheap girl made it himself, but Xia Kela is not a fuel-efficient lamp.It can only be said that these two people are typical of the natural bohemian and uninhibited love of freedom.()