The stories that happened on Earth and in the stars have nothing to do with Uncle Deadpool.He had left Earth a few days earlier, and had entered the vast sea of stars in a ship prepared by the Mechanics, accompanied by a raccoon and a strange treeman.After a few days of sailing, Deadpool is approaching the destination of his trip."
Deadpool!
You've ruined one of my treasured magazines again!
”In this small spaceship, Rocket Raccoon clutches a magazine and a large-caliber ray gun on his other paw, and angrily rushes into Deadpool's cabin.It's angry.The gray and black hairs on his body were pricked.It kicks the door open, only to see Deadpool in shorts, doing some nasty traditional craft.Deadpool, who was in a state of excitement, was startled by the sudden opening of the door, and he let out a woman-like scream, only to be shot in the head by a raccoon the next moment.Disgusting blood and brains sprayed everywhere, and the sight caused Groot, a tree that had grown to more than a meter tall to grow behind the Rocket Raccoon, to cover his eyes in horror.But when Rocket kills someone, he is still angry.In a rage, it fired four shots at Deadpool's corpse, breaking the headless corpse into a disgusting mosaic before throwing the gun aside.It looked at the treasured magazine in its hand in distress.That's a photo album of its ex-girlfriend.,Succubus Mandy selfie.,Little Succubus's photo album is absolutely restrictive.,The kind that makes men of any race breathe heavily at a glance.。
This is the last thing Rocket misses about his ex-girlfriend.But now, the pages of the magazine were stained with a disgusting white liquid, and Rocket, even if he thought about it with his tail, knew what it was.And on this ship there are only three people, Groot and Deadpool.Groot doesn't have that function, and whoever does such evil things can only be hateful, and he should go to hell as Deadpool."
Oops, that shot just now really hurts."
Soon, Deadpool was holding the healed head and crawling up from the ground.However, this guy's ugly face did not have any angry expression, but grinned and grabbed his blood-covered underwear, and he said to the rocket with a hippie smile: "I didn't mean to, but you know mine, every time it's a squirt...
I can't control it either, soiled your magazine, I apologize, okay. ”Seeing that the rocket's anger was still subsided, Deadpool's eyes rolled again.He lowered his voice, reached out and took the destroyed photo book from Rocket's hand, and he frowned and said to the raccoon, "This is a photo of your ex-girlfriend, right?"
Your wife is awesome...
Uh, I mean, I can compensate you for it, so when we go back to Earth, I'll give you my wife's private photo album for free. ”"That's very exciting, ten times more exciting than this book for children, and Uncle Ben's autograph...""
What a bastard!"
Rocket bared his teeth and gestured a small middle finger at Deadpool, but the next moment, the raccoon waved his finger at Deadpool, and he swallowed and said, "I want two!"
”"Hey, deal."
Deadpool glanced at the succubus photo book in his hand, he and the raccoon's paws were clenched, and both of them let out lewd laughter.This scene made the pure tree man cover his eyes helplessly."
My name is Groot."
It lamented so much, of course, as before, that no one could understand what it was saying except for the rocket."
You clean up this place!"
After making the dirty deal, Rocket flicked his tail, pointed to the blood-stained cabin, and said to Deadpool, "Then get ready, we're almost there, but Groot and I don't plan to go down to that hell place, you can go alone." ”"Okay, okay, you're the captain, you have the final say."
Deadpool got a magazine that he could "enjoy" for a long time, and when he was in a good mood, he didn't care that Raccoon told him to do this and that.Anyway, there are robots on this ship that clean up automatically, and there is no need for Deadpool to take out the flesh and blood scraps from him with a mop.A few minutes later, a fully dressed Deadpool appeared in the command compartment.He was still wearing his transvestite-like red and black suit, wearing a hood, carrying two knives behind his back, a grenade hanging from his waist, and two large-caliber energy guns made by the Mechanicus Cult in his legs.In the observation window in front of the control room, Deadpool can clearly see that in the small galaxy in front of him, there is a strange planet orbiting the star.That's where he goes."
Hey, it's disgusting up close."
The raccoons piloting the spaceship looked at the projections on the surveillance equipment, and as they got closer to the planet, their true appearance was soon revealed.The planet was not physical, it was like a liquid planet, and its surface was tumbling all the time, like a tide of different colors.But after getting close enough, the three people in the cockpit saw clearly the essence of those "tides", which were not water at all, but a sticky substance like soft mud covering an entire planet.They are densely packed together, constantly changing the shape of their bodies, occasionally becoming very large, devouring their own kind, and suddenly becoming extremely small, squeezing around their kind to avoid being hunted.Symbiote!
These are all symbiotes!
The symbiotes that cover an entire planet are too numerous to count.And the scene of so many ooze-like symbiotes huddling together and wriggling is enough to scare any normal person, Rocket don't look over, try to keep himself from looking at the active planet, to avoid suffering more mental damage.And Groot, who was sitting behind it, covered his eyes with the hands of the branches, and the little tree people trembled with fright.Deadpool doesn't care, and has the heart to judge the symbiote communities that cover the world.This is normal, he is not a normal person from beginning to end."
The blue one is good-looking, hey, the purple one is also good, you see, it's getting bigger, wow, it's getting so thick, it's so long!"
Deadpool looked at the squirming ooze on the surface of the symbiote planet and hunting each other, and he chattered about his comments, much to the Rocket's discomfort.Every time I see the planet made of living symbiotes, it makes it very uncomfortable, and it really doesn't want to stay here anymore."
I'm going to drop you, madman."
Rocket pointed to the fixed landing bay on the edge platform of the ship, and said to Deadpool, "That thing will protect you from the interior of the symbiote planet, the rest of what you have to do is none of our business, we will wait for you in the starport 10 light years away, and once you have done what you have to do, call us." ”"Go and die, it's torture for me to stay here for a second longer!""
O."
Deadpool didn't heed the rocket's snacks, he shook his ass coquettishly, waved at the raccoon, and then hurried into the landing bay on the side of the ship.After several launchers ignited, the submarine-like landing bay flew out towards the symbiote planet.After watching Deadpool's landing bay fall into the symbiote's "ocean" and then be engulfed in the next second, the rocket grabbed the joystick and steered the ship out of the starry sky.Not being able to see the wriggling world anymore made Rocket's mood relax a lot.It suddenly remembered something else.It turned to look at Groot, a tree tree behind him who was having fun holding a game console, and said suspiciously, "Why have you grown so fast lately?"
Does it have something to do with those energy fragments you ate last time?
Are you uncomfortable?
Would you like to find a lab to check it out for you?
”"My name is Groot."
The tree man replied without raising his head.As a result, the raccoon was directly enraged, and he snatched the game console from the tree man's hand, and shouted to Groot in a stern fatherly tone: "Play less games, it will burn your brain, and besides, who is this 'little Hela'?"
Why do I pull you to play games every day?
Didn't her parents care?
”"My name is Groot!""
Huh?
She claims to be a deity?
Hahaha, you must have been deceived, maybe it's a girl from the second stage of secondary school. ”The raccoon's tail wagged, and then it yawned and threw the console to Groot, who said, "Forget it, play, keep playing, I'll go to sleep for a while, something will wake me up." ”On the other side of --------------------, Deadpool's operation to "sneak" into the symbiote planet is going very well.The submarine he was riding in was specially made by the Mechanicus for his operation, and after analyzing the symbiotes that existed on Earth, the Robots made the device out of materials that could not be penetrated by symbiotes.It is also fully automatic, and once it enters the interior of the symbiote planet, it will actively lock on the direction and take Deadpool to the center of the planet.Deadpool sat comfortably in the cockpit of the submarine, with his feet on the console, holding Mandy's photo album in his hand and admiring it.Deadpool didn't even dare tell Rocket just now.In fact, he and Mandy are also in an old ** relationship...
This kind of thing that pokes people's hearts in front of people, the kind Uncle Deadpool can't do it."
Huh?
Sneaked down?
”With the change of light, Uncle Deadpool, who was immersed in "learning", looked up and saw that his submarine had passed through the outermost layer of the symbiote world.Beneath the "sea water" formed by the countless liquid symbionts on the surface of the planet is an empty world with the original internal structure of the planet.The world has been hollowed out from within.Like a fruit core, beneath the empty crust, countless symbionts are supported in the crust in a solidified posture, like fragmented pillars.In a rather chaotic and unimaginable state, they maintain the inner stability of the planet.And the symbiotes that stay here are the most powerful waves in the symbiote world, and their existence is incalculable.Over the course of countless years, by devouring each other, these ancient, closer symbiotes to the source of the bloodline, have become extremely powerful, but without a host, these symbiotes are still unable to give birth to their own consciousness.They can only live instinctively in this bound world.Deadpool's arrival didn't alarm the ancient symbiotes, who seemed to ignore the intruder and let Deadpool's submarine continue to march towards the center of the world.This world is not very large, and its volume is one-tenth of the earth's.After 2 hours of boring walking, Deadpool finally reached his destination after doing 3 "craft jobs" with Mandy's photo book.It was a black mountain within the world, and on top of it lay a throne made of eerie bones, and a cage shaped by thousands of ancient symbiotes was placed on it.The dense elongated lines of the symbiote, like a cocoon, bound the huge throne and the humanoids seated on it.It is like a thousand chains, binding a terrifying creature from which it cannot be freed.Nar.The source of the bloodline of all symbiotes, the god of the abyss, Nar!
Deadpool's submarine came to a steady stop in front of Nal's bondage cage, and Uncle Deadpool tilted his head and rubbed his chin to look at the ancient god in front of him, sealed by his own creation.Before he came, Merlin had told him stories about Nar, a deity who may have been once powerful, but who had been sealed away for a long time, and who was undoubtedly in a period of weakness.The lid of the "Click" submarine opened outward, and Deadpool, wearing a fully covered helmet, jumped out of the submarine with a big grin and landed in front of the throne that sealed Nar.The dark deity was so tall that it was several meters tall even when it sat there, and Deadpool looked at it like a giant.He took a few steps forward, and as he approached Nal, the symbiotes that had blocked Nal seemed to come to life suddenly, whistling and flicking like whips, wrapped around Deadpool.In an instant, Uncle Deadpool was entangled in a cocoon, and only his head was exposed.Deadpool struggled as he shouted to Nal, whose eyes were closed, "Hey!
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Old man Nar, I was sent by Merlin to fetch you, tell me, how shall I release you?
Raven invited you to visit Earth, and he said, "You can fulfill a small request from me." ”At the call of Deadpool, the god of the abyss, chained to the throne by the chains extended by countless symbiotes, slowly opened a blood-red eye, it looked at Deadpool in front of it, and it whispered, "You want to take me away?"
It's really rare that there are still people who really want to release me. ”"You're a weird and weak human, but that's okay, if you want to free me, it's simple, let these symbiotes all parasitize you...""
Huh?"
Before Nar's words could be spoken, the alarmed ancient god raised its head, it was bound to the throne and could not move, but its consciousness could penetrate beyond the planet of this symbiote.Nar suddenly felt a scorching and terrifying force rapidly approaching."
Bastard!"
Sensing the devastating force, Nar looked at the innocent-looking Deadpool with a twisted face, and roared, "What did you bring!!
”"Nope."
Deadpool's eyes widened, and he retorted, "You can't do it out of thin air...""
Whew!"
Deadpool didn't finish his words.Because at this moment, the phoenix, which had returned from the depths of the universe, hissed and landed in the galaxy of the symbiote planet in a single jump and flicker.Although it only stayed for less than 5 seconds and shuttled away from the stars in the next jump, the phoenix fire that burned the stars still ignited the planet very easily.Flames and noise.This is the absolute enemy of most symbiotes.The whole world burned to the wail of the symbiote, and Deadpool felt the burning sensation as if he had been thrown into the sun.At the moment when he lost consciousness, he heard Nar's weak and painful voice."
Raven's messenger, borrow your body...""
Uh, your body, it's disgusting..."