Xiao Li's life in Yizhuang was very fulfilling, either meditating and practicing qi, or practicing Zama, and occasionally exercising his body's flexibility and coordination through the training method of gun fighting.Although the experience of gun fighting has been integrated with Xiao Li, his body has not been systematically trained after all, and in order to fully exert the gun fighting technique, he still needs to improve all aspects of his body's functions.Seeing that Xiao Li often made some strange moves, Uncle Nine came to ask.Xiao Li explained that he was doing yoga and exercising flexibility, but Uncle Nine didn't seem to understand it, so he didn't ask again.In his free time, Xiao Li will take the initiative to help Uncle Nine do some things, and by the way, learn some herbs and knowledge about various spirits.Three days have passed in a flash, and today is the day of the old lady's funeral.Early in the morning, Uncle Nine called Xiao Li, Qiusheng and Wen Cai to his side, Wen Cai yawned, and said in a daze: "Master, what's the matter so early?"
”Uncle Nine snorted coldly: "Today is the day for the funeral of the Ren family, so don't hurry up and prepare the guys." ”For this funeral, Uncle Nine attaches great importance to it, because Ren Fa is the richest man in Renjia Town, as long as the other party is satisfied, he can not only increase his fame, but also get a large amount of income.Uncle Nine is a money fan, so he naturally won't let go of such a good opportunity.Of course, a gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way, although Uncle Nine likes money, he has always charged fairly, and he should take a lot of points, and he will not ask for more than half a point if he shouldn't take it.Wen Cai reacted, and Xiao Li, Qiusheng prepared the necessary things for the funeral.The ninth uncle put on an apricot yellow robe, with a gossip and yellow crown on his head, which was awe-inspiring at first glance, which made people feel a sense of security.The group walked out of Yizhuang, met with the people of the Ren family in the east of the town, and then went to the cemetery of the old lady Ren together.The Ren family is a local family, and there are many people who are related to the old man, and the funeral is a major event, plus the old man Ren is the richest man in Renjia Town, so those three aunts, six mothers-in-law and seven uncles all rushed over, and a large group of people came to the grave of the old lady Ren.After Xiao Li helped set up the altar, he stepped aside.Ren Tingting, who was following Master Ren, quietly approached Xiao Li and whispered, "Young Master Xiao, you are here too." ”"Miss Ren, hello."
Xiao Li replied politely.Wen Cai and Qiusheng on the side saw Ren Tingting for the first time, their eyes were straight, and they almost drooled on the spot.The security captain Ah Wei, who had been surrounding Ren Tingting, saw Ren Tingting, who ignored him, and actually took the initiative to talk to a little white face, and his face suddenly changed.He has long had thoughts about Ren Tingting, Ren Tingting is not only white and beautiful, but also a daughter, as long as she marries Ren Tingting, she will undoubtedly gain both wealth and beauty.But Xiao Li's appearance made Ah Wei feel threatened, and he glared at Xiao Li viciously at the moment, signaling the other party to stay away from his cousin.Xiao Li turned a blind eye to this, Ah Wei was a silver-like wax spearhead, he had no idea about Ren Tingting, but he would not back down because of the other party's look.Men, who doesn't want to save face.Qiusheng and Wencai looked at Ren Tingting in a daze, looking stunned, and they were about to make a fool of themselves, but Uncle Nine found out about the situation and coughed twice, which brought the two back to their senses.Seeing that the auspicious time had arrived, Uncle Nine instructed Qiusheng to build an incense burner, light three incense sticks, and said, "Everyone should worship sincerely and respectfully." ”After Uncle Nine inserted incense, Master Ren, Ah Wei and others successively put on incense.Xiao Li followed Uncle Nine and walked around in front of the grave of the old lady Ren.Uncle Nine seemed to sense something, and his brows furrowed.At this time, Master Ren and Ah Wei came over, and Master Ren smiled and said, "Uncle Jiu, Mr.
Feng Shui said that this is a rare and good hole. ”"Hmm!"
Uncle Nine groaned: "Yes, this hole is called the Dragonfly Water Cave, which is three feet long and four feet long, and only four feet can be used; It is one foot wide and three feet, and only three feet can be used; Therefore, the coffin cannot be buried flat, but can only be buried by law. ”"Uncle Nine is amazing!"
When Master Ren heard the words of the ninth uncle, he immediately gave a thumbs up."
Legal burial?
Master, what is a Dharma burial?
Is it a French funeral?
”Wen Cai heard about the funeral for the first time, and couldn't help but speak.Wen only thought of what to say.This kind of person is straightforward and quick to say if it is good, and it is open-mouthed when it is bad.The rest of the people felt a little funny when they heard Wen Cai's words, but because of the current occasion, they didn't laugh out loud, and they all felt uncomfortable.Uncle Nine glanced at Wen Cai and reprimanded: "You don't interfere." ”Xiao Li patted Wen Cai on the shoulder: "The so-called legal burial is to bury the coffin vertically. ”When everyone heard this, they understood.Master Ren couldn't help but glance at Xiao Ligao, his father was indeed buried vertically, this matter is not well known, Xiao Li can break through the mystery in one sentence, which shows some skills.After everyone finished worshipping, Uncle Nine signaled that the ground could be moved, and a group of migrant workers got busy with tools.When Mr.
Ren saw the migrant workers breaking ground, he said loudly: "At the beginning, Mr.
Feng Shui said that the ancestors were buried vertically, and the descendants must be great!"
”When Xiao Li heard this, a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, a stick is a stick, but it's just a stick of a mallet.He knew that in order to get this acupoint, the old lady used dishonorable means to force Mr.
Feng Shui to give up this acupoint.If only that's it.But after the death of the old lady Ren, the old man Ren will not die, but he went to ask the feng shui gentleman to preside over the Dharma for the old lady Ren, which is completely without a brain, not to pit you to anyone!
Uncle Nine obviously saw the doorway, and asked with a smile: "What about the spirit?"
”A trace of embarrassment flashed on Master Ren's face: "Don't hide it from Uncle Jiu, in the past twenty years, our Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse, I don't know why?"
”"I think that Mr.
Feng Shui must have a grudge with your Ren family, did the old lady have a holiday with him before his death?"
Uncle Nine asked.Master Ren's face was a little unnatural: "My father knew that this was a good piece of land, so he bought it with money. ”"It's just a temptation, I can't stop it!""
Uh......"
Master Ren smiled awkwardly, obviously he had done something dishonorable at the beginning, but it was just for the sake of face, so it was difficult to say it.Uncle Nine shook his head: "I think the old lady Ren must have been coerced at the beginning, otherwise Mr.
Feng Shui would not have deliberately rectified you, and asked you to sprinkle the ashes on the dragonfly water." ”"What's wrong with that?"
Master Ren wondered.Uncle Nine explained: "It should be covered with snowflakes, this is called dragonfly water, if the coffin head can't touch the water, so it's called dragonfly water?"
That person still has a conscience, and he told you to be buried in a coffin after 20 years, which will harm you for half your life, not for your whole life, and for 18 generations!
”"Out of the coffin!"
At this time, the voice of the migrant worker came.Uncle Nine took everyone over, and everyone saw that the coffin was really buried vertically.Several migrant workers set up pulleys, put ropes around the coffin, and slowly pulled up the coffin.After a few moments, several people pulled up the coffin and laid it flat on the ground, and after twenty years, the coffin showed no signs of decay.Uncle Nine frowned: "Loosen the rope and nail it." ”Then he said to the people around him: "Ladies and gentlemen, today is the day when Ren Gongwei bravely sees the light of day, and all those who are thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five, and forty-eight, who belong to chickens and oxen, will all turn around and avoid them. ”When everyone heard Uncle Jiu's words, those people who committed the zodiac rushed and consciously turned around to avoid it.Seeing this, Uncle Nine said: "After the evasion, everyone tidies up their clothes and opens the coffin!"
”Several people standing around the coffin were about to open the coffin, and the surrounding birds were frightened, and a yin wind was howling, and the atmosphere seemed a little weird.Several people gathered in front of the coffin opened it.Uncle Jiu's expression was solemn, Xiao Li frowned slightly, and several people stepped forward, and with the opening of the coffin lid, they saw a thick black yin qi collapsing outward.And the old lady Ren, who has been buried for 20 years, has no signs of decomposition in his body.When Ren Fa and Ren Tingting saw the corpse of Old Lady Ren, they didn't think much about it, and knelt on the ground immediately."
Daddy!""
Grandpa!"
Master Ren cried and kowtowed: "Alarm your old man, it's a child who is not filial!"
”The people around him saw that the black gas on Old Lady Ren was unknown, but Uncle Nine and Xiao Li knew that Old Lady Ren had turned into a zombie.Master Ren didn't know the seriousness of the problem, so he got up and asked, "Uncle Jiu, can the tomb here still be used?"
”Uncle Nine shook his head slightly: "Dragonfly points to water, little by little, it will definitely not be in the same place, this tomb is useless." ”"What then?"
Ren asked.Uncle Nine had already found a piece of feng shui treasure, but seeing the appearance of Old Lady Ren, he knew that if he didn't deal with it as soon as possible, something would definitely happen, so he said, "I suggest cremation on the spot." ”Simple and rude~ Ah no, it's simple and convenient.If it is cremated like this, then the plot will not have to be expanded!
Master Ren lived up to expectations and began to die, and hurriedly shook his head: "No, what my father was most afraid of when he was alive was fire, and he couldn't be cremated if he said anything, otherwise how could I be worthy of his old man's spirit in the sky." ”As a great filial son, Master Ren will not accept the proposal of the ninth uncle to be cremated no matter what.When Xiao Li heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, and said in his heart: "Your father was most afraid of death when he was alive, why don't you think of a way to make him immortal?"
”Out of humanitarianism, Xiao Li felt that he had an obligation to dissuade Master Ren's death, and explained: "Master Ren, Old Lady Ren's body is not decomposing, if it is not dealt with as soon as possible, it is likely that the corpse will be transformed, and you and your daughter may be in danger at that time." ”When Master Ren heard this, he hesitated, after all, the matter was related to his own life.But Ah Wei on the side didn't do it, he had already seen that Xiao Li was unhappy, and stood up at the moment, shouting and saying, "What kind of corpse, who are you scaring about?"
I think you swindlers just want to take advantage of the opportunity to ask for a little more money. ”"What do you say, have the courage to say it again."
Qiusheng's personality is more impulsive, and when he heard Ah Wei's ridicule, he immediately rolled up his sleeves and prepared to hit someone."
Autumn Birth!"
Seeing this, Uncle Nine reprimanded in a low voice.Only then did Qiusheng suppress his anger, snort coldly, and stepped aside.Xiao Li looked at Ah Wei, who was showing off his martial arts, just like looking at the mentally handicapped, and said coldly: "This matter is not a child's play, a bad one will cause death, and if something happens, can you be responsible?"
”"You bluff me, when I'm scared."
Ah Wei patted the barrel of the gun on his waist, looking like he was dragging it to the sky: "As long as I, Ah Wei is here, there is no need to be afraid of any bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods." ”"The ignorant have no fear!"
Xiao Li shook his head and sighed, it seems that this little expert in death will not be happy if he does not die."
What are you talking about......"
"Okay, stop arguing!"
Uncle Nine didn't want Xiao Li to have a conflict with Ah Wei, so he waved his hand: "It's better like this, transport the body of Old Lady Ren to Yizhuang first, and then I will choose an auspicious day for Old Lady Ren to be buried as soon as possible." ”Master Ren thought about it and felt that Uncle Jiu's method was quite feasible, so he asked people to cover the coffin and send the coffin to Yizhuang.()