"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid it!""
Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid it!"
In the early hours of the morning, Xiao Li held the three clear bells in his hand, shouting slogans, and the four-eyed Taoist chief sat on the walking corpse, scattering a handful of paper money from time to time, which was called a comfortable one, at least the four-eyed Taoist chief felt so."
Xiaoli, now there are still thirty miles away from the dojo, if you are tired, you can replace me.""
No, I can."
With the growth of soul power, Xiao Li's physical fitness is getting stronger and stronger, and he is full of sleep, and he is not sleepy at all.Continuing on the road, the trees in front of me were overgrown, and the branches and foliage blocked the moonlight, which looked a little gloomy.Just as we entered a bend, a mountain wind whistled and leaves rattled.The four-eyed Taoist who took the hitchhiker's expression changed slightly, and he reminded: "Xiaoli, pay attention, I feel demonic." ”"Demonic spirit?"
Looking around, Xiao Li didn't notice anything abnormal, but he was secretly vigilant in his heart.His current Dao practice is almost catching up with the Four-Eyed Dao Master, but his experience is far behind.Just as Xiao Li controlled the walking corpse to turn the corner, a white silk suddenly flew out from behind, entangled a walking corpse behind him, and pulled it off the ground."
If you dare to steal my corpse, I'll make you an idiot!"
When the four-eyed Taoist found that someone had stolen the corpse, he jumped off the corpse, hurried to the bottom of the tree, and pulled the corpse to the ground.When the woman in white saw the duck flying, she let out a sharp roar from her mouth and flew towards the four-eyed Dao chief.Her hands turned into a pair of fluffy claws in mid-air, which showed that this woman was not human, but a demon.The banshee stabbed her hands directly into the heart of the four-eyed Dao Chief, and shot ruthlessly, obviously wanting the life of the four-eyed Dao Chief.The four-eyed Taoist drew the long sword behind his back with his backhand, blocking his claws with a thousand shots, but he saw the banshee turn around and go around the back of the four-eyed Taoist chief.Hearing the sound of fighting behind him, Xiao Li put down the bell and quickly turned around to help.At this time, he saw that the banshee was the vixen who stole the corpse in "Uncle Zombie".In the original plot, this vixen was played to death by the four-eyed Taoist, and it looks very relaxed.But the reality is not so, the fox is extremely spiritual, it is the easiest of the animals to become a sperm, and the monster claws are very sharp, if you are not careful, you may be killed by it.Xiao Li raised his hand and a palm thunder struck, and the red and white lightning directly bombarded the banshee's back."
Ah~" The banshee let out a miserable scream, and the four-eyed Taoist leader she was holding was also knocked out.One person and one demon fell to the ground, and the four-eyed Taoist fell a little painfully, but there was no injury.The banshee was hit hard, and the thunder carried the power of heaven, which was the nemesis of demons and monsters.Xiao Li's current palm thunder is only a little successful, but it is more than enough to deal with ordinary demons and monsters.As it stands, with just one more shot, you can bombard the banshee.The banshee knew that she had kicked the iron plate, and immediately wanted to escape.This is gone, isn't there still a wave of seduction?
I'm good at seducing.Seeing that the banshee did not strip after losing as in the original plot, Xiao Li, who was in adolescence, was inexplicably a little lost.For this kind of demon who steals corpses and wants to kill people, the four-eyed Dao Changning will not let go of the mistake, and the sword trick in his hand is pinched, and the long sword in his hand suddenly shoots out, and the speed is extremely fast, and the fox spirit that flies up is stabbed through the heart.The banshee screamed and fell to the ground, and when the four-eyed Taoist drew his long sword, after a puff of white smoke, the banshee turned into a dead fox."
Wow, it's a vixen, can't play."
If Xiao Li hadn't been there, maybe for the sake of the banshee's beauty, the four-eyed Taoist would still play with her.However, with a new disciple present, the four-eyed Taoist still has to maintain his tall image.In Xiao Li's eyes, a faint yellow circle of light slowly floated out from the dead fox's corpse.
[Centennial Soul Ring!
It's a pity!
】Because he was robbed of his head by the four-eyed Dao master, Xiao Li couldn't absorb the soul ring, and he didn't have any points, so after burning the body of the fox spirit, Xiao Li's master and apprentice continued to hurry.Early in the morning, Xiao Li finally came to the dojo of the four-eyed Daoist.This dojo is extremely remote, and there are only two families within a radius of 100 miles nearby, so it is very inconvenient to buy something.The advantage is that the aura here is a little higher than that of the outside world, and it is quiet, usually undisturbed, and suitable for cultivation.In addition to the house of the four-eyed Michicho, the other room here is the house of Master Ikkyu.Master Yixiu and the four-eyed Taoist are a pair of old enemies, and they like to fight when they meet, and on the way, the four-eyed Taoist told Xiao Li that he should have less dealings with Master Yixiu.Back in the front yard, the four-eyed Taoist said proudly: "Xiaoli, how is it, the dojo for the teacher is good, right?"
”"Very good, quiet and elegant, the master is really tasteful."
Xiao Li complimented."
As long as you can speak, Master loves you to death."
The four-eyed Taoist chief looked pale, and then waved his hand: "Let's go, let's go into the house, and I will introduce your senior brother Jiale to you." ”As he spoke, the four-eyed Taoist came to the door and shouted, "Jiale, Jiale, open the door quickly!"
”After shouting for a while, there was no movement inside, the four-eyed Taoist was a little embarrassed, his face turned from sunny to cloudy, he reached out and stabbed the window paper on the door panel, and then pulled the door bolt.Looking at the four-eyed Dao Chang's operation, Xiao Li sweated wildly.This master is really a little overactive.The four-eyed Taoist chief didn't know what Xiao Li was thinking, and when he opened the door, he found Jiale lying on a bamboo chair sleeping soundly."
Good boy, tell you to guard the door, you actually dream of Zhou Gong, see how I clean you up!"
The four-eyed Taoist muttered, tiptoed out of the room, then closed the door, picked up a bundle of bamboo sticks in the corridor, and came to Xiao Li.Xiao Li asked knowingly, "Master, what are you doing here?"
”"Jiale, this stinky boy owes a lesson, I have to fix him."
The smile on the face of the four-eyed Taoist gradually lost his virtue, and he handed out the bamboo sticks to the walking corpses.Seeing this scene, Xiao Li was about to remind the four-eyed Daoist Jiale that he had woken up, and three options appeared in front of him.
[Choose one, inform the four-eyed Taoist, punish Jiale, and reward - Shulker Snake Hand!]
】[Option 2, watch the play in a muffled voice, reward - a watermelon!]
】[Choose three, rescue the four-eyed Daoist when he is beaten, and reward - a bottle of three-grade soul nourishing pills!]
】"Pick three."
When Xiao Li made his choice, Simu had already distributed the bamboo sticks to each walking corpse.Then he began to burn incense and cast spells."
Heavenly spirits, earth spirits, walking corpses have spirits, walking corpses have sex, forget the bells, listen to it, hit it, beat it when you listen to it, hey for the order, listen to my order!"
After casting the spell, these walking corpses will start hitting people whenever they hear "oops".In order to confirm the effect, the four-eyed Taoist also tried it, and with an "oops", the bamboo sticks in the hands of several walking corpses fell at the same time, smashing the crockpot held by the four-eyed Taoist chief.The four-eyed Taoist was very satisfied with this result, and said in his heart: "There will be a stinky boy like Jiale who will feel good later." ”didn't know that all this was seen by Jiale in the living room.Xiao Li didn't remind him, so he left it up to this master to do it himself.When the four-eyed Taoist entered the room with a group of walking corpses, Jiale had already re-laid down on the bamboo chair and pretended to sleep.The four-eyed Taoist went up to Jiale is stick, but Jiale, who knew the password, was silent."
Oops, you kid, I'll beat you, you don't even say oops....."
Simu Dao was angry, forgot the password for a while, and cocooned himself, and when he said oops, it was a complete tragedy.Those walking corpses have no wisdom, as soon as they hear "oops", they raise a bamboo stick and knock it on the four-eyed Taoist, the four-eyed Taoist is in pain, and subconsciously "oops, oops" and screams non-stop, and as a result, they fall into a vicious circle, the sticks continue, and in a blink of an eye, the nose and face are blue and swollen.()