"Pretty boy, make a friend!"
On Skull Island, Xiao Li stretched out his hand of friendship, and the words he said were transmitted to King Kong's consciousness with spiritual power.Spiritual communication is more direct than verbal communication, allowing the person you are communicating with to understand your likes and dislikes.In the face of Xiao Li's kindness, King Kong did not have any special expression.As the prettiest boy on Skull Island, there are quite a few humans who please it.Although this little human being in front of him can communicate with it, which makes King Kong feel a little novel, but King Kong is proud, how can he let go of his identity as the leader of Skull Island in a few words.King Kong has wisdom no less than that of human beings, but because no one teaches it, its intelligence is only equivalent to that of a ten-year-old human child, happy and angry, and shouted "oh oh" twice at Xiao Li, which probably means: "You are not worthy, I don't play with you." ”Then he pointed at Laura and shouted "Oh Roar" twice, meaning, "I'm going to play with her." ”"Hey, you're still panting when you say you're fat, you heavy color and light friend thing."
Xiao Li shook his head and smiled.I don't know if it's the lack of maternal love, or the common problem of the King Kong family, it seems that King Kong has a unique affection for blondes.Thinking about King Kong jerking off for his beloved in the Empire State Building, looking at King Kong in front of him, Xiao Li was a little speechless.It is said that the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, and this is also suitable for King Kong.Laura looked at Xiao Li and said with a smile: "Boss, it seems that I am more popular than you." ”King Kong looked at Laura, who was talking and laughing with Xiao Li, and suddenly roared."
Roar!"
This roar really shook in all directions, some trees were shaken by the roar, and in a cave not far away, "Hulala" flew out countless big bats of adult height and black."
Squeak Squeak......
The huge bats were obviously frightened, screaming and swooping out of the dark cave in a panic.After King Kong roared, he stretched out his huge arm that could run a horse, and kept beating his chest, while roaring and roaring, showing his strength and domineering.Then, like an angry child, he smashed a small mountain peak with three punches and two kicks.Shattered boulders, splashed everywhere.It seems that he is showing off his strength in this way, making Xiao Li retreat and making Laura surrender to him.After smashing the mountain peak, King Kong's nostrils were facing the sky, and he leaned up his neck arrogantly, looking like a bullish coax."
Roar, roar, (know how good I am)!"
King Kong, who had his hands on his hips, glanced at Laura and Xiao Li out of the corner of his eyes, as if waiting for each other's worship!
In the past, as long as King Kong did this, those Tu tribes would obediently kneel on the ground, bow their heads, and then offer delicious food, which was tried and tested."
Boss, it looks like it's trying to make you retreat!"
Laura understood what King Kong meant, and smiled rarely."
Looks like you'll have to show a little bit of strength."
Xiao Xuan thought and summoned the group."
Second Soul Technique - Law Heaven and Earth!"
I saw two huge red soul rings appear on the danzi, and the next moment, the danzi, which was originally only half a meter high, instantly grew to thirty meters away.Black and white hair, two big black circles, on all fours, roaring in the sky."
Ang woo~" In the roar, the ball is like the king of all beasts, and the king is coming, domineering and awe-inspiring."
Bang", before King Kong could react, he received a bear paw on the head.This time, King Kong was not lightly photographed.Even with King Kong's physique, he was stunned by the slap of the dumpling, and his brain was buzzing.Instead of taking advantage of the victory, Dango stood upright, about the height of King Kong, but looked more bloated."
Roar~" King Kong came back to his senses and shook his head, this time it was really angry, jumped up from the ground, and hit the bear face of the ball with a fist several meters long.But seeing Tuanzi's careless pushing, he dialed a thousand catties in four or two, and drove King Kong's arm with stickiness, and came to a textbook over-the-shoulder fall.Even if the dumpling is fat, it is also a flexible fat man, a genuine kung fu panda, blessed with two 100,000-year soul rings, and playing an incompletely developed King Kong, it is not like playing.With a loud bang, King Kong was thrown to all fours, and a large crater was smashed into the ground.King Kong suddenly felt a burning pain in his back, his internal organs were churning, and the overnight meal was almost turned upside down.The dumplings patted the bear's paws humanely and shouted a few times at King Kong, which probably means: "Are you convinced?"
”"Roar (dissatisfied)~" Looking at the triumphant ball, King Kong quickly got up, and then raised his head and let out an unwilling roar.It doesn't believe it, as the most beautiful boy on Skull Island, it can't kill a big bear that came out of nowhere.In order to maintain the status of Skull Island's bearer, in order to show his bravery in front of Laura, King Kong roared to the sky with unwillingness and anger, and rushed towards the ball again.However, King Kong is not a Hulk, and anger cannot increase its power."
Bang!"
The menacing King Kong was slapped by the bear's paw of the danzi, and the unrivaled palm force made King Kong turn 360 degrees in the air and land on his face.This time, the group did not give King Kong any chance to fight back, and after slapping King Kong with one palm, the group flew over, like Mount Tai pressing on the top, stepping on King Kong."
To accept or not to accept (to accept or not to accept)?"
The dumpling slapped the back of King Kong's head while snorting, and in just a few seconds, King Kong was slapped by the dumpling more than ten times.Under this terrifying bear paw slap, even though King Kong has an amazing ability to resist blows, he feels that he is suffering a beating that he should not bear at his age."
Roar, roar, roar......"
King Kong roared angrily, the sound was like thunder, the momentum was extremely extraordinary, and his limbs kicked wildly, making the ground potholes, trying to get up and continue fighting.But the strength that King Kong is proud of is too thin in front of the group, no matter how it struggles, the ball on its body is as stable as Mount Tai.If it weren't for Xiao Li to let the group keep his hand, with the power of the group, it would not be difficult to slap King Kong to death.In the face of the irresistible force, King Kong did not give in, as the only remaining descendant of the giant ape clan, King Kong has the pride and self-esteem of being a king, even if he dies in battle, he will not give in."
Dango, it's okay."
Xiao Li looked at the stubborn King Kong and knew that if he continued to fight, King Kong would definitely die.He still admires King Kong's backbone.When Tuanzi heard Xiao Li's order, he immediately stopped, let go of King Kong, and stepped aside.King Kong also realized the gap between the two, and did not move, lying on the ground gasping for breath.It's one thing to have backbone, King Kong is not afraid of dying in battle, but he will not be so stupid as to take the initiative to provoke knowing that he is invincible, that is death.At the same time, King Kong was a little puzzled, how could this terrifying bear listen to a small thing?
Isn't this little bit strong?
Xiao Li looked at the panting King Kong, and took out the [Horse Charm] [Horse Charm] from the ring and flashed a light, instantly enveloping King Kong's whole body.Jin was still a little wary at first, but soon felt as if he had returned to his mother's womb, and his body was warm and comfortable.The body that was injured by the dango before, as well as some old injuries, were quickly repaired in the light.It's a great feeling, it feels like the ape has reached its peak.It's shocking.It's so dazzling, it's so colorful.At this moment, King Kong suddenly felt that Xiao Li's little thing was good, and he completely forgot that it was Xiao Li's intention to beat it.Xiao Li taught how to attack King Kong on the spot.In fact, for a beautiful boy like King Kong, it only takes three steps to gain the friendship of the other party.Step 1: Show your strengths.Step 2: Give Vajra benefits.Part 3: Treat it to a delicious meal.Of course, if you're a blonde beauty, there's a good chance of getting it in one step.This mainly depends on fate, maybe just by looking at you in the crowd one more time, King Kong will become your patron saint.But if you don't like it, King Kong may also slap you to death.After treating King Kong, the radish was increased and the stick was dropped, and Xiao Li forcibly brushed a wave of goodwill.In the end, he used his nirvana, grilled a large squid, and won the friendship of King Kong with his exquisite cooking skills.The world of foodies is as simple as that.()