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Chapter 253: Witty and forced Feng Baobao


Heavenly Master's Mansion.In the room, Heavenly Master Zhang Zhiwei was discussing things with Lu Jin.Their focus is on all-sex aliens.After the afternoon game, Hu Jie, who had borrowed "loan sharks", was controlled by the Heavenly Master's Mansion, although he did not ask for any useful information from Hu Jie.But the two old men are people who have lived for hundreds of years, old people, old spirits, ghosts and old spirits, just from some clues, you can infer that all sex aliens have moved.At the beginning, the Heavenly Master held Luo Tiandajiao, and Lu Jin took out "Tongtian Gong" as a reward, in addition to supporting the Heavenly Master, he also had the intention of luring all sex aliens to take the bait.Although they knew that some of the all-sex aliens had already infiltrated Longhu Mountain, the Heavenly Master and Lu Jin quietly hooked up with Nadutong, and the two of them were ready to invite you into the urn.Over the years, the hand of the all-sex alien has been stretched longer and longer, and it has touched the interests of many people, and people who know everything are naturally willing to cooperate.After some discussion, the topic of Heavenly Master and Lu Jin returned to Luo Tian Dajiao."

Heavenly Master, this time Luo Tian Dajiao, the younger generation has produced many talents, do you think Zhang Chulan can go to the end?"

Lu Jin asked indifferently.The old Heavenly Master was a fairy wind and bones, calm and relaxed, and said: "Chu Lan is a smart child, very similar to the big-eared thief when he was young, the road, I have already paved it for him, and it depends on his own creation where he can go!"

Lu Jin nodded: "Having said that, I see that Xiao Li and the others around Zhang Chulan are not simple. ”"Well, Xiao Li, Laura, Wu Chan, and the chicken that followed them, I felt an invisible coercion in them, this feeling......

Never seen before!

”The Heavenly Master said in a deep voice.Lu Jin thought for a while: "I don't feel this way, but I feel a faint sense of oppression on Zhang Lao, who is wrapped in a black robe." ”Because of the [Heavenly Master], the cultivation of the Old Heavenly Master is a few grades higher than Lu Jin, but he only took into account Lu Jin's face, and did not say anything, but said: "That old Zhang is lifeless, but it gives me a feeling that I have always been familiar with, maybe ......"

"Maybe what?"

Heavenly Master, don't sell it. ”Lu Jin stopped halfway through his words and asked.The Heavenly Master shook his head and closed his eyes slightly: "It's just a guess, it's not sure yet, don't say it!"

”…… After eating the hot pot and settling the bill, Xiao Li and his party returned to the guest room arranged by Longhu Mountain to rest.Along the way, he did not encounter resistance from the Wang family or the Lu family.In the middle of the night, Xiao Li heard movement next door, and saw Feng Baobao in the next room sneaking out, and immediately followed.I saw Feng Baobao carrying a shovel, sneaking silently, coming to Jia Zhengliang's room, and throwing a stone into Jia Zhengliang's room.Jia Zhengliang heard the movement and walked out of the room immediately, and then was attacked by Feng Baobao and fainted with a shovel.Feng Baobao skillfully sealed Jia Zhengliang's Qi, and then tied Jia Zhengliang with the nylon rope on his body.Is it a moral degradation or a human nature to tie up a young girl late at night......

Bah!

Some strange jokes flashed through Xiao Li's mind, then he shook his head and took out his mobile phone to take pictures of Feng Baobao's "incriminating evidence".Feng Baobao carried Jia Zhengliang, who was tied up with five flowers, into the woods, threw Jia Zhengliang on the ground, and then hummed a small tune and dug a pit with a shovel."

Huang Yangbian's shoulder is soft and slippery~ Sister~ Brother Harry; Pick a white rice and go to Liuzhou~ Sister, sister, sister, Liuzhou, sister, sister~ Brother, Harry; People say that the girl in Liuzhou is good~ sister~ brother, Harry; The girl from Liuzhou can comb her hair~ Sister, sister, can comb her hair, so sister~ Brother, Hariye......"

Feng Baobao hummed the tune of "Huangyang Biandan", and soon dug a big pit that could hold a person.Jia Zhengliang woke up quietly, looked at Feng Baobao who walked in, and said angrily: "Feng Baobao, what are you doing?"

”"Bury you."

Feng Baobao made an OK gesture, and then picked up the two buckets of water prepared next to him and poured them into the soil.Seeing this, Jia Zhengliang wondered, "Why are you still pouring water?"

”"After the water and soil are adjusted to a certain ratio, the mud will completely fit the curve of the human body, especially the bashi, and the soil with water has suction, so that you are not easy to run out."

Feng Baobao explained while stirring the soil with a shovel."

Damn, you're too slippery!"

Jia Zhengliang felt very speechless, and at the same time thought about how to get out.However, the twelve immortal slashing flying knives on his body have been put away by Feng Baobao, and Qi has also been sealed, no different from ordinary people, and he can't break free from the shackles of the nylon rope at all.Hearing Jia Zhengliang's words, Feng Baobao smiled and said, "It's nothing great, only you know it." ”Jia Zhengliang had the heart to cry, and said in his heart: "What's the origin of this unlucky thing?"

Why bury yourself for no reason, as if there is no enmity between them?

”Xiao Li watched the play on the tree, but he didn't expect that because he changed the plot, Wang also escaped, and as a result, Jia Zhengliang was buried.In other words, Feng Baobao's burying people is indeed very professional, which makes Xiao Li's posture rise a lot.Live and learn!"

Which one?"

Feng Baobao suddenly became alert and looked in Xiao Li's direction.Xiao Li jumped down from the tree, Jia Zhengliang was overjoyed when he saw Xiao Li, and shouted, "Dude, help!"

”Xiao Li didn't care about Jia Zhengliang, looked at Feng Baobao, and said with a smile: "Sister Bao'er, the business is very professional." ”"It's your baby."

Feng Baobao saw Xiao Li and felt that Xiao Li did not have any malicious intent, carrying a shovel and pointing at Jia Zhengliang: "I heard Feng Xingtong say that this baby is a hard stubble, and Zhang Chulan may lose in the next competition, so I eliminated the risk in advance." ”Feng Baobao is still more concerned about Zhang Chulan's affairs.In fact, Xiao Li wanted to tell Feng Baobao that there was no need for this at all, with Zhang Chulan's current strength, it could be said that he would win against Jia Zhengliang.However, since Feng Baobao had already dug the pit, Xiao Li didn't want Feng Baobao to be busy in vain, and said with a smile: "That's it, then bury it." ”Nani?

Jia Zhengliang looked embarrassed, thinking that he was a savior, but he didn't expect the other party to care about him at all.Feng Baobao nodded: "I'll bury him in a while, as long as his head is exposed, he won't kill anyone." ”Feng Baobao continued to reconcile the ratio of water and soil, and at the same time said: "There are few people here, and there are no wild beasts, wait for the end of the game tomorrow, and then dig him out and wash it white, even if he goes to sue us, there is no evidence." ”"You can do it."

Xiao Li gave Feng Baobao a thumbs up.Feng Baobao said with a smile: "They always say that I am a melon, but in fact, I am not a melon at all, most of the time, I am witty!"

”"I'm witty of your grandma's legs!"

Jia Zhengliang looked at Feng Baobao and Xiao Li with a humiliated expression: "You wait for me, wait for me to come out, I have to knock your witty head!"

”Xiao Li plucked his ears and casually clicked on Jia Zhengliang's dumb hole, Feng Baobao adjusted the proportion, and Xiao Li planted Jia Zhengliang in the ground.Lay out a small formation to prevent Jia Zhengliang from really hitting the street.Play is fun, trouble is trouble, as long as the other party is not bad, Xiao Li will not careless of people's lives."

It's a pleasure to work with."

Xiao Li and Feng Baobao high-fived each other tacitly, and then walked back, exchanging experiences as they walked."

Woo woo woo ......" was buried in the soil, and Jia Zhengliang, who only showed one head, was sad in his heart.The sound of the wind echoed in his ears, and for some reason, Jia Zhengliang seemed to hear the BGM of "A Cut Plum...... ()