In the Shanghai Museum, the Dragon Emperor, who had been dusty for 2,000 years, opened his eyes with the fury of burning heaven and earth.Looking around, the Dragon Emperor soon spotted Xiao Li and O'Connor's family.Although the Dragon Emperor was cursed into a terracotta army, he still had some perception of the outside world.He knew that it was Xiao Li who resurrected him.As for foreign races, the Dragon Emperor was strongly hostile.If it is not of my race, its heart will be different!
As soon as the Dragon Emperor came back to life, he opened his mouth and spewed flames at the O'Connor family.It can be seen from this that the Dragon Emperor is indeed a temper tantrum!
Xiao Li didn't care about the life or death of the O'Connor family, in the original plot, the O'Connor couple robbed the tomb under the guise of adventure, and made a lot of money.He also showed off Immorton and the Scorpion King.Think about the fact that Imorton and the Scorpion King are lying in coffins, and they have to be pulled out and killed again, which is also a tragedy!
It's even more disgusting in "The Mummy 3: The Tomb of the Dragon Emperor", this stinky and shameless pair actually wants to flirt and fight in front of the Dragon Emperor frame to find excitement!
What's the difference between this TM and jumping on the grave?
The Dragon Emperor wanted to kill them, and Xiao Li had no reason to stop them.However, the O'Connor family, as the protagonists of this world, are considered children of destiny, and they are not so easy to kill.At the moment of life and death, they all burst out with potential beyond ordinary people, avoiding the flames spewed out by the Dragon Emperor.The resurrection of the Dragon Emperor is not complete, only one in a hundred is not in strength, and his activities are not agile, and he really can't take down the O'Connor family for a while."
Xunzi.
Wind rope!
”Xiao Li, who couldn't stand it, gathered the wind as a rope and instantly tied up the O'Connor family.Seeing this, the Dragon Emperor didn't say a word, and spewed out flames like lava, directly burning O'Connor's family to death.After burning a few barbarians to ashes, the Dragon Emperor was in a much better mood, looked at Xiao Li, and said in a hoarse and majestic voice: "You wake me up, what do you want?"
There is no love in the world for no reason, the Dragon Emperor is not a stupid person, he and Xiao Lisu do not know each other, they are not related to each other, but the other party has taken great pains to resurrect him, there must be a plan.Xiao Li was not affected by the momentum of the Dragon Emperor, his expression was calm, and he made a Taoist salute and said, "Your Majesty, Xiao Li, who is poor, wants to seek immortality." ”It's also a shame that the Dragon Emperor didn't kneel down in the era he lived in, and even the last dynasty was sitting and discussing with hundreds of officials, otherwise it would be embarrassing if the Dragon Emperor came up with a sentence "Why don't you kneel when you see me".When the Dragon Emperor heard this, he pulled his hoarse voice, laughed, and said heroically: "Okay, when I achieve great things, I will give you immortality." ”At this time, the Dragon Emperor has not been completely resurrected, his body is still clay, his strength is limited, and he is lacking help, and the strength shown by Xiao Li has been recognized by the Dragon Emperor.With Xiao Li's existence, he will have a much greater grasp of dealing with Ziyuan."
Your Majesty, it's too late for the minister's rescue."
At this time, General Yang and the female adjutant, dressed in military uniform, arrived with a pair of men and horses."
Welcome to the 20th century, long live our emperor, long live long live!!"
General Yang and his entourage made a pilgrimage at the same time.The Dragon Emperor stood on top of the car with his hands behind his back: "What is the purpose of calling me?"
”"Your Majesty the First Emperor, now that the people of China are being bullied by foreign barbarians, I implore His Majesty the First Emperor to lead us to expel the barbarians and restore the prestige of China."
General Yang looked at the Dragon Emperor with feverish eyes.In General Yang's view, only by relying on the power of the Dragon Emperor can we sweep the universe and lead Huaxia to create a new era!
Although in the movie, General Yang is the villain, but in Xiao Li's opinion, General Yang is the real man.Be loyal to the Dragon Emperor, do your best for Huaxia, and sacrifice yourself for your lover.Such a person is actually a villain?
I can only say that the director is too fucked!
The Dragon Emperor didn't know much about General Yang, and asked, "What do you want?"
”"Go into battle, general, serve my emperor."
General Yang said respectfully.When the Dragon Emperor heard this, he immediately thought of Guo Ming's Erwuzai, and said angrily: "The last general betrayed me, if you have different intentions, I will let you die without a place to be buried." ”Because he was so excited, the dirt on the Dragon Emperor's face was shaken off, revealing a structure that looked like a charcoal inside.In fact, it's no wonder that the Dragon Emperor is angry, Guo Ming, as a subordinate of the Dragon Emperor, dared to have an affair with Ziyuan despite his superficial attitude, making his head green.Ziyuan made the Dragon Emperor and the entire Great Qin Empire irreversible, and he was furious when he thought about it."
Weichen is loyal and courageous, and heaven and earth can learn from it."
General Yang's expression was serious and respectful.The Dragon Emperor nodded, and regarded as a preliminary approval of General Yang, raised his stiff arm, and said in a deep voice: "I have this mud body, and I can't wake up the ...... of the army" "The poor Dao has obtained the secret of immortality, and this thing can understand the way of immortality." ”Xiao Li took out the Eye of Shangri-La at the right time.After a little explanation, the group began to make their way towards the Himalayas.In addition to obtaining the [Fountain of Life], Xiao Li's goal is to kill Aster.In the movie, there are many incomprehensible slots.For example, the witch Shion and the general Guo Ming went to find the method of immortality and hooked up halfway.I don't know if Guo Ming is a sperm worm in the brain, or is he a lustful gall?
The Dragon Emperor had already regarded Ziyuan as a predetermined woman, and told Guo Ming clearly.But Guo Ming is still green to the Dragon Emperor, let alone the Dragon Emperor, in ancient times, any bloody man had to kill them.What made Xiao Li even more incomprehensible was that after Guo Ming hooked up with Ziyuan, he actually blatantly returned to the Dragon Emperor.Even if they don't know that their adultery has been exposed, don't they have a little pressure in their hearts?
Love is a light, and the Dragon Emperor is also panicking.What's more, this is not just a cuckold for the Dragon Emperor, it is simply a slap in the face of the Dragon Emperor by Chi Guoguo and an insult to the Dragon Emperor's IQ.If nothing else, even if you are true love, even if you have bitterness.Then you can go away after finding the Book from Heaven!
Although the territory of the Dragon Emperor is large, Guo Ming and Ziyuan, one is a general, the other is a powerful witch, run away at night, find a deep mountain and old forest to hide, or change their appearance and change their names, who knows you!
But Guo Ming and Ziyuan just don't run, they have to go back to show in front of the Dragon Emperor, who will kill you if they don't kill you?
Xiao Li really couldn't understand the brain circuits of the two people.If from the point of view of conspiracy theories.All of this is Ziyuan's conspiracy, in order to divide the Dragon Emperor and Guo Ming, and then use the curse to destroy Great Qin.This possibility and rationality are stronger.As for the purpose of Ziyuan's this, Xiao Li's brain made up a few bloody episodes.For example, Ziyuan is a princess of a dead country who was destroyed by Great Qin.Or his own village was slaughtered by the Great Qin Iron Cavalry, and only the young Ziyuan escaped alone, and then met a certain old grandfather, and after ten years, he returned from his studies......
Of course, these are all Xiao Li's thoughts, as for the real situation, only Ziyuan himself knows.After a three-day long journey, Xiao Li, the Dragon Emperor and others came to the Himalayas, Xiao Li did not show too many means, and marched with the large army.Above the snowy peaks, the snow is covered with heavy snow.The bitter cold and thin air are enough to discourage most people.Fortunately, General Yang and his subordinates are all battle-hardened warriors, and their physique is much stronger than that of ordinary people, but they can resist.Xiao Li and the Dragon Emperor belong to transcendent existences, and a little cold has no effect on them.With part of Xiao Lin's memory, Xiao Li took the Dragon Emperor and others to find the pyramid under Shangri-La.The ghost knows why there is a small pyramid here, anyway, Xiao Li is powerless to complain.After all, this is not a serious movie world, so there is no need to be serious.After the Shangri-La gem was placed at the top of the pyramid, it emitted a beam of light that pointed into the distance, and the Dragon Emperor waved his hand and ordered everyone to move forward with him.Shangri-La is similar to the Futian Cave, hidden in the Himalayas, with a layer of enchantment outside, without the guidance of the Eye of Shangri-La, let alone ordinary people, it is difficult for even ordinary cultivators to find the entrance to Shangri-La.The Dragon Emperor and his party entered it without encountering any obstacles on the way.Walking through the deep cave, Xiao Li and the others came to the location where the [Fountain of Life] was located.It looks very simple, there are some huge Buddha statues around, and in the center is a stone pavilion, under which there is a well spring that exudes countless starlight, and the rich breath of life comes from it.Xiao Li looked at the Dragon Emperor: "Your Majesty, can you let Poor Dao take a part of the Fountain of Life first?"
”"Volunteer."
The Dragon Emperor waved his hand magnificently.Xiao Li was a little surprised, it seemed that he had underestimated the Dragon Emperor's strength.Jun has no jokes, the Dragon Emperor is full of words, if it weren't for Ziyuan and Guo Ming who deceived people too much, the Dragon Emperor would not have backtracked.Xiao Li was not polite, collected one-third of the Fountain of Life, stored it in the Inner Heaven and Earth, and then retreated.The Dragon Emperor strode towards the [Fountain of Life], and when he approached the waterhole, he punched his body, shattering the mud armor covering his body, and then the person invaded and soaked in the spring water.After a while, the [Fountain of Life] quickly dried up, and the Dragon Emperor bathed in it successfully lifted the curse and restored his human body."
Roar~" At this moment, the Dragon Emperor, who had recovered his flesh and blood, suddenly let out a dragon groan from his mouth, and the entire cave was splashed with rubble for a while, and there were signs of collapse."
Boom~" "Boom~" Rubble splashed, and a behemoth flew up from the dry [Fountain of Life] and roamed in the hinterland of Shangri-La.Great Qin Shangshuide, the Dragon Emperor turned into a black water dragon.Its horns are like deer, its head is like a camel, its eyes are like rabbits, its ears are like oxen, its necks are like snakes, its belly is like mirage, its scales are like fish, its claws are like eagles, and its palms are like tigers!
The first emperor turned into a dragon, traveling in the sky, the dragon roared like thunder, rolling and shaking the sky!
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